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2020

03

Dec

Sarah Hyland Gone Wild of the Day

I don’t know if it is Sarah Hyland’s genetic condition, you know the one that took out her kidneys like she was Selena Gomez, but I do know that I a freaked the fuck out by Sarah Hyland….

She looked like a 7 year old and a 97 year old at the same fucking time before figuring out that she’s a sexual being who masturbates and fucks gay dudes who are with her for the celebrity clout, and all of a sudden she started posing up racier and racier content. You know being naughty on the internet is thrilling, exhilerating, arousing, exciting, especially when you’re famous and love attention…

So seeing her in her bikini in Cabo, you know super fucking scared of COVID despite her diseases she plays up since it took out her kidneys…so she’s on a boat in a white bikini, which is a pervert favorite cuz you can see through them when they are wet, doesn’t excite me…even though it’s a famous girl in a bikini in Cabo giving the finger to COVID despite being immuno deficient because she’s rich and famous and COVID doesn’t get in their way….

This is some throw in the towel, I look like a crackwhore, while having a boat party with 30 people, during a pandemic, cuz I am dying…shit…I mean she looks bad…

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2020

03

Dec

Hailey Baldwin Pussy Print of the Day

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Hailey Bieber’s a good little Christian girl, so when she flashes her pussy to the world, she does it with bike shorts on, you know since modest is the hottest, and showing your entire pussy through pants is just fashion people….proof Justin’s not a queer despite those Usher rumors….proof that she may be pregnat because that pussy lip looks fat….or maybe it’s just a celebration of what she likely thinks is God’s creation, and we’ll assume Biber thinks it’s a God’s Creation, I mean after fucking Chantel Jeffries, even Selena Gomez’s kidney-less pussy was an improvement…while Hailey is just hot…

Pussy definition is my thing, I’ve been seeking and staring at pussy clothed or unclothed forever, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s the first place I look when crossing paths with a girl…and with tight pants being trendy…a win.

You can learn so much about a girl by the level of hunger her pussy has as it eats it’s way out of her shorts…

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2020

03

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Here we are keeping things tropical and summery, you know despite it being Christmas….because CHRISTMAS IS FUCKING CANCELLED motherfuckers, so we go straight back to the beach life of strategic sun burns to give some contrast around your most PRIVATE PARTS….so when people see the tan lines, their drooling retard minds can go “uggghhhhh bikini was there”…

So no holiday cheer, egg nog, or christmas music to soothe your soul…no family traditions, or movies to watch….no gift giving or holiday shopping…no wait, the system still wants you to buy shit, they are already saying that it will be a huge year for holiday shopping, record breaking holiday shopping, so we’ve been programmed to keep buying to keep Amazon and internet tech people rich…SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE…

I don’t know why tanlines brought me there, tanlines are romantic and exciting…escapism and adventure…just look at the tanlines with the girls who took pics of their tanlines…

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2020

03

Dec

Margaret Qualley Gets Slutty of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is the Andie Macdowell kid, sister of Rainsford, the legendary musical act you may or may not have jerked off to, but knowing you, and I do…you know reading your DATA shit….I can’t believe you searched that…no wait, I can…

Anyway, this is the one trying to be an actor, pretending she’s a North Carolina native unscathed by being a celebrity rich kid, I think she made some porno with Shia LeBeef recently, and I guess is continuing her being overly hip, you know like any North Carolinian who moved to NYC with nothing by a dream and a trust fund, diving into the art scene with the other rich kids who pretend to be artists, and since young people are all pervert exhibitionists into nudity and sex….we got some good content from her….all while she’s thinking she’s high brow, we drag her back down…

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2020

03

Dec

Kate Beckinsale’s Bikini Strut of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale may be a nerd favorite for being on some nerd franchise about vampires, but that doesn’t mean she’s not hot to people who aren’t into her nerd franchise and just apprecaite a 47 year old with a tiny and tight body despite being a mom and despite being 47 years old. I get that she’s rich, vain, able to take measures normals can’t take…I mean besides her career, her child support, her alimony, she was raised in a rich family as her parents were actors too, so she’s got the resources to look good….

I do know that she gets some hate from people for all the young dudes she fucks, you know she keeps them around like houseboys, but when you look at her, she’s not a standard near 50 year old, I mean she should be taken advantage of by people who can fuck her 12 times a night, or she should be taken advantage of young dudes who don’t know how to handle some horny older babe who wants to use them for sex and teach them the old experienced lady ways, as they teach her what porn has taught them.

I think it’s pretty relateable, why fuck old when you can fuck younger, as long as you still look better than most younger people because you’re a freak in all the right way.

I mean she’s 47….

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2020

03

Dec

Iris Apatow Braless of the Day

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Iris Apatow is the 18 year old daughter of Leslie Mann and Judd Apatow who I guess is Hollywood Royalty since everything Judd touches turns to fucking gold, allowing her to have an existence all because of her dad’s comedy movies, but that’s just how these things work, plus she’s hot, you know more Leslie, Less Judd I guess…

Anyway, being 18, she’s likely woke and annoying, she has her pronoun on her instagram bio, get the fuck out of here with that…but she’s also 18 and the style is no bra sheer top any chance you get because 18 year olds are all horny sex workers being empowered about sex and paving the way for real sex in the shitty comedy movies she’ll like be in thanks to her dad’s empire she’s going to inherit..

Anyway, young privileged white girl with nipples for the internet so perverts of all ages can jack off to her…thank the internet.

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2020

03

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday….because the asshole is the most woke orifice since all genders have it.

We are united as a people because of the asshole…

The thong is the panty that allows modest girls to show off their assholes without blatantly showing off their assholes…while blatantly showing off their assholes…but they have an excuse, an alibi, a “it’s not my fault the thong doesn’t cover my anus, it’s a design flaw”….when really it’s a marketable design feature because I like looking at assholes, while being an asshole, because assholes are the gateway to a woman’s soul…show us your soul ladies…

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2020

03

Dec

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is clearly struggling during COVID as she posts her thong ass on the beach somewhere, because COVID doesn’t affect the rich, if anything it makes them way fucking richer thanks to that Stock Market crash, bounce back, bitcoin, rich person shit…

I am not one of those hate on people just trying to live their lives despite COVID, I actually think that’s what we should all be doing and not because I don’t think the virus is serious for some people, but because I believe in our right to choose our own fucking destiny….it’s like these people who don’t want to government to meddle in their abortions are the same people begging for curfews and lockdowns, despite the negative effect it has…

Not that we care, this is about the thong ass of a hot model on a beach… it is just to say, it’s funny to see the inconsistencies from all these fucks…pretending to care, pretending to be woke, because they are lesbians who fuck A-Listers….so you can’t really say anything negative about her because that will make you an un-woke discriminator who hates the gays….even if you’re not saying shit about her being a star fucking lesbian…you’re saying that she clearly isn’t effected by COVID…it’s all so confusing…

What isn’t confusing is that she came to NYC many years ago with uneven tits, a shaved head and a hipster model dream…grew her hair out, got small tits, and fucked Kristen Stewart, Miley and whoever else…and now is a VS Angel…the scam worked.

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2020

03

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Twerk of the Day

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I’ve always liked Vanessa Hudgens, I never watched that High School Musical shit, but I did watch her early leaked nudes and appreciated that she had a bush in them, it was very brave and empowered of her since it was an era where girls weren’t rocking bushes ever, especially not in public nudes.

I’ve found she’s progressively got better looking, maybe it’s the BOTOX, or maybe it’s the Asian genes….I don’t know, I’m not a mathlete, I just know this has been her year of hotness thanks to a much needed break-up and a fun approach to social media which is likely a joke for someone of her celebrity, who actually had to WORK on camera in the past and now can just spitball nonsense like little dance videos for as much hype as when she’d have to work on a movie, memorize lines, all that boring shit….just post racy, silly, fun, half naked shit and get paid…

She’s in the desert doing some big hair twerk with her BFF, some chick who pops up in her feed alot, maybe it’s her assistant…and I think you can see some panty along with ass slapping, because Vanessa Hudgens is fun.

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2020

03

Dec

Helena Christensen and her Niece of the Day

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Helena Christensen posted a bunch of pics for a recent Victoria’s Secret campaign she’s a part of, seeing as she was one of their early VS Angels in the mid 90s, which I don’t really remember because I preferred the models I jerked off to in catalog form to remain nameless, but I guess it was around the same time Tyra Bans and Heidi Klum were with the clever company that realized if they mail catalogs out monthly, it’ll sell product while doubling as jerk off material for all the dudes in the house in a pre internet era of “we still jerk off to underwear catalogs”….perverts…

She also posted a bunch of pics of her and her niece, @sarahsofiesonne , who I guess is doing the half naked on the internet thing like everyone else. I mean her auntie is Helena Christensen, you’ve seen how good life as a famous half naked woman pays, I mean she got to marry the lead singer of INXS before he killed himself in what is rumored to be auto-erotic asphyxiation like he was Anthony Bourdain…but it could have been suicide…I mean having fucked Helena Christensen level pussy, you’ve accomplished enough and an die….

Anyway, here are some of those Helena at 51 being hot pics doing VS…

Here she is with niece…

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