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2024

16

May

Jessica Alba Bikinis of the Day

Jessica Alba recently turned 43 and she still looks pretty good for a mom at 43 but I am also a pervert who thinks anything that isn’t fat with a set of tits looks good because I have no standards….

She recently stepped down as CEO of her brand that’s made her a dot com billionaire, first to the direct to consumer influencer run brand that she’s now retired from…

So she can do things like produce content in her bikini to get that male attention she used to get before she had to be a serious CEO type…

Back to being the hot chick, just old as shit now, the way nature intended for her before she went off course to become a billionaire.

It’s nice to see her strip down into a bikini for old times even if she’s an old timer…because a half naked Alba is the only Alba we need.

As a side note, I once knew an LA scenester dude who told me she’s a real whore who cheats on her husband and fucks all the important cocks in Hollywood even after she stopped the whole acting thing for the CEO thing…which makes her bikini content all the sluttier…

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2024

16

May

Salma Hayek is Applying Lipstick of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be in her late 50s, but she’s managed to maintain a level of hotness through her menopause because she’s rich and probably on hormones or drinking fetus smoothies from the abortion clinic to give her the stem cells she needs to maintain her hotness.

She was rich and famous enough for an even richer person to want to buy her and own her like one of his expensive cars or houses, which made her even richer from being sold to a billionaire family that owned all the luxury brands….

Well, she’s applying red lipstick, seducing you red lipstick loving perverts because red lipstick is a fetish, so applying it in slow motion and blowing a kiss is like the money shot allowing you to imagine the red lips on your dick…

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2024

16

May

Taylor Swift’s Panty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know if Taylor Swift is still on the cash grab tour that’s made her a billionaire, but I assume that she is because why would she ever stop when the fans are under her literal spell, brainwashed by her, buying into her being the single most important artist of our times, all compelled and seduced by her storylines, obsessing over her lyrics and her past fucks, which is all so fucking weird….because she’s a little awkward, nerdy, lame, and boring for anyone to really give a fuck about what she puts inside her cunt, yet here we are living in a realm where everyone seems to care about everything she puts in her cunt…

The fact that Taylor Swift is the most compelling figure in entertainment…makes me think we are in some alternate universe because even staring at her panties right now…is not exciting….and I’m a pervert who finds all panties exciting…even gross ones.

I don’t know what manipulation tactics, brainwashing, mind control warfare is being used by her, but all these grown ass women living their best Swifty life convinces me that mind control tactics are being used….oh well.

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2024

16

May

Ellie Ensley is the Instagram Of The Day

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Ellie seems fertile.

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2024

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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This thankless and confusing non-work….

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Sara Sampaio Wants to Stay Blonde!
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Alyssa Sky is the Instagram Of The Day
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HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU SPEND AT A GAS STATION
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The 20 Most Interesting People in World History to Invite to a Dinner Party
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Padma Lakshmi Nipple Pokies in a Tight Green Dress!
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23 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Curious dog gets killed by a tiger
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Collection of funny pictures
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Nina Agdal’s Perfect Body Shines in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2024
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Woman in a bikini makes a fool out of herself
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The BEEP! HAHA (GIF)
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Scooter Girl Tries To Outrun The Barrier
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Some of the funniest gym fails ever
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Hannah White College Basketball Star!
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LSU Icon Livvy Dunne Takes On Sports Illustrated Swim!
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What happened to Wally Gator the emotional support alligator? Owner issues plea for beloved pet
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Compilation of fails from China
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The Best Former NFL Players Turned Actors
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15 examples of thieves failing badly
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Person disguised as a pipe pranks people
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NFL EX-WAG Kristin Cavallari Brings Her Own Swimsuit Edition!
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What does “Let Them Eat Cake” mean and why is it offensive? Haley Kalil comes under fire over 2024 Met Gala video
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Olivia Dunne Stuns in Jaw-Dropping Bikinis for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2024!s
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J.Lo Is In The Studio!
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Guy will do anything to get laid on prom night
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Claudia Romani’s behind…we missed it!
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Farmer gets attacked by a cow in the shed
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Elsa Pataky Great Ass and Nipple Pokies in a Swimsuit!
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Man Tries Ingenious Way To Avoid Being Run Over
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Camille Kostek for Sports Illustrated Swim on Gronk’s Birthday!
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Walmart Flashing (GIF)
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Billie Eilish – at an after party
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21 Beautiful Ladies With Adorable Charm
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Huge family of wild boars seen crossing the road
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Livvy Dunne is an Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie!
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Times when football fans lost all control
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The world record for the longest ever ski jump
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Naomi Watts – Seen out in New York
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Lucy Hale – Sorry, only baggy mom jeans out in Los Angeles
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Jessica Alba – Heading for a meeting in Hollywood
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Cassadee Pope – Keep Memory Alive’s 27th Annual Power Of Love Gala
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Oh Shit, It’s Time for the 77th Cannes Film Festival
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Oh yay, it’s the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue time
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Anya Taylor-Joy – Elle Magazine
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Heavy Fetish
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Penny Lane nude and sexy
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THE NUDES OF FELIPE HUEB
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Trailer Hitch Fuck
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Alexya Is Miss Body Beautfiul Scoreland
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Can’t Stop the Cumshots
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Kasia Wolf and Valerie Moinet topless in Secret Ceremony
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Mila Anne Posing By The Pool 2
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Martine Mccutcheon Topless..
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H-Sim Soldier Girl (Sex Game)
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Worth Another Look!
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1 Night In Kansas City
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Mila Mars Nude in the Shower!
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Girls Kissing
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Dumb girl is excited to lose her anal virginity on camera
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Blonde slut fucked in front of boyfriend
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Sensory Overload: The Intensity of Sensory Play in Heavy Fetish
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ShootPool 2 (Sex Game)
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You Wanna be a Pornstar? FOR REAL?
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Busty Tanja Tischewitsch via Playboy Plus
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Anastasia Waking Dream Playboy
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Agos Firenze Nude in a Garden!
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Nina Agdal looking hot in 2024 Sports Illustrated
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‘Heidi Klum’s Daughter’ with Leni Klum via Mr Skin
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Dildo from the Angle
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Honoka Orihara Big Tits Nurse
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Chloe Bailey Sexy in a Carnival Costume!
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2024

15

May

Booty of the Day

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2024

15

May

Kate Beckinsale is Spreading Her Legs of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale, the 80 year old you still want to fuck because she looks pretty hot and she’s famous, rich and in movies you like so even if she had died from whatever disease she has, you’d dig her up and fuck yourself with the bones, assuming she’s not getting cremated, but if she is, you’d cum in those too…just you humping granny’s urn like the super fan that you are….

I appreciate her last racy content pieces, her arms look jacked up from IVs, her legs spread in little shorts, using her skinny from disease to her advantage and leaving her online memorial a better place for us all after she’s gone….

HOT.

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2024

15

May

Bebe Rexha Looking Like a Plus Sized OF Model of the Day

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I guess there comes a time in the instagram look that all the instagram people have, where they merge….

Bebe Rexha, a popstar, looks like you’d expect any of the fat cam girls and OF stars twerking at the beach in Miami in order to make the money for their ferraris, only Bebe Rexha is not a slut selling nudes to losers on the internet, she’s a legitimate popstar and entertainer, making that real deal money….

But the internet has a way of getting into the heads of all, the face filters, the fillers, the producing jerk off material with what looks like a corolla…making it all the better….and ultimately, with the big girl’s big tits, I’m hardly even offended and I hate fatties…

She’s like 40 years old, which is why she’s that size, lots of eating over the years…but she carries it well enough and that’s what counts in the world of whoredom…

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2024

15

May

Rita Ora’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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I feel like I didn’t post Rita Ora’s tits at the Met Gala that she attended because she matters in a big way, in part thanks to the big tits, but maybe because she’s been in the scene for as long as she has, I don’t know these things….

I just can’t believe I didn’t post her tits, when I love her tits, they are great tits, even when they are old and married tits….

: =

I did a disservice to the pop star…and to myself…

Luckily, she posted some slutty selfies in her underwear, as these whores do, not to say Rita’s a whore, but posting soiled underwear pics to show off the bod you think looks cute in the reflection, is a little whorish…

She’s older, she’s rough looking from being older, looking a lot like a wet poodle about to get run over after already being run over…. it happens, but she’s still lovely in her photoshopped selfies that LIE.

She also posted another underwear pic…FUN