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2020

19

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens is Still Doing Halloween Erotica of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is doing her best work now that she’s on Instagram more aggressively, now that celebrities are bored in the pandemic, realize that Kardashians make more on social media than in TV, so there’s a lot of money to be made on the platform for very little work, more importantly, they only hire actors based on their social media following, so girl can command a lot more money when negotiating movie deals, since she’s got her own audience and doesn’t need them….it’s a power play really…just weird the agents didn’t push this agenda the day instagram launched, instead they kept things status quo, hoping the internet will blow over…..

Yet here we are….posting clickbait pics you’d expect from a low level trying to get an audience bitch that works at Starbucks but wants that edgy IG account….created by a huge star like HUDGENS because it’s really fucking easy, even when you get all dressed up like Vanessa Hudgens did, to win at social media…just show some tit because we’re all perverts waiting around for free celeb titty pics to like, follow and share….increasing your ego, your self worth, your actual worth….and it’s all way easier than learning lines or dance moves…getting paid for a selfie…the actual dream.

All this to say Vanessa Hudgens is at her hottest!

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2020

19

Oct

Bella Thorne Queer Sisters Fetish of the Day

Bella Thorne Fairy

When I do my shitty naked girls of the internet round-ups each day, I always come across girls, weird fucking girls with elf ears on. It’s a thing….they say shit like “Nymph” or “elf” or “fairy” and that level of insanity confuses me….maybe it’s aspergers, autism, or elf / fairy ears on a naked selfie is fucking lame sci/fi fantasy, queer millennial video gamer shit I don’t fuck with….but clearly Bella Thorne does because she’s all about ripping off the nude girls of the internet while tipping a toe in being a nude girl of the internet….selling subscription site nudes to the fans like nude girls of the internet do….

Clearly, Bella Thorne is a Disney kid, which means she’s a lame mainstream fuck trained to be a lame mainstream fuck….she’s not edgy, she’s mall brand edgy…you know PG rated edgy that’s basically ripping off the people who are actually edgy and building an identity around it….since actors have no souls and thus no personalities…they don’t know who they are…it’s just about the packaging and marketing of themselves…which Bella Thorne is probably doing better than most as she’s managed to be relevant, trending, an influencer, celebrity, with a development deal with FOX while still making millions in a day on her nude subscription account…it’s all so confusing…just not as confusing as her lame sister, who thinks she’s an original, obviously trying very hard at being an original, and it’s all so fucking lame….

This is a trending from every angle of weird sister fetish shoot with some nip…and neither have any sex appeal at all…but still worth looking!


Bella Thorne Fairy

Bella Thorne Fairy

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2020

19

Oct

Jojo in Some Lingerie of the Day

There is no one more hyped than Jojo about being that lingerie model than Jojo is…

She has recently or finally fallen off tht “craving that relevance” cliff we call irrelevance…because she’s finally found that relevance she once had as a child star with the help of having huge tits and Rihanna….maybe the only DVD in Barbados was a Jojo movie…..making her the biggest star there…who knows….

Prior to this stint with her tits as a lingerie model for Rihanna, Jojo was still on the up and up, finding her place, getting back on track with her fans…but not quite there….After what must be a decade of being in hiding, maybe she bought a bunker with that child star money she to head back out on IG….making music…performing at night clubs and malls like she was 12 again….but only has this SAVAGE by Fenty thing done the right type of content with her, showcasing things we didn’t know about her…that we’re glad to know about her…cuz her tits are huge, she’s half naked, the panties may be see through and Jojo’s looking hot.

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2020

19

Oct

Iris Law Swimsuit of the Day

Iris Law Bikini

Iris Law is Jude Law’s hot daughter and since I am a big fan of the kids of celebrities because they live the weirdest fucking lives in the shadows of their parents, that for the most part are horrible narcissistic people who have been consistently rewarded for just existing and have a really delusional opinion of the world, making their kids a pile of fucked up I find interesting…because there’s no way to not be fucked up under the circumstances of their upbringing….I mean famous for nothing, chased by the paparazzi, people only befriending you for who your parents are, things like that…obviously destroy souls…

Then there’s the celebrity kids who decide to take the famous last name to the social media feed, knowing people will follow and be hyped on them because of their last name and riding that into the influencer deals, the parties, the trips, etc….making it hard for the amateur at home, not connected instagram girl, because eventually the only people who matter are the ones at the top of the food chain..the rich, the famous, the connected and we can all go back to being the peasants who aren’t at the right table that we are…..there was a window when normals could move in and grow their social media – but those days are numbered now that everyone wants IG hype…and those with more clout are going to get the brand deals leaving the amateurs who couldn’t hack it in the fucking dark…

Getting big on instagram when you’re a hot girl is pretty easy, getting big on instagram when you’re a hot girl with a famous dad is far easier, and here’s some hot Jude Law daughter with her hot body in a bathing suit the way instagram probably doesn’t admit they intended…but intended since the internet runs on porn and perverts.

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2020

19

Oct

Sofia Richie on Treadmill of the Day

Sofia Richie is Lionel’s Biological daughter who was sold off to the Kardashians to be a player in their stupid fucking show that should be cancelled for being a fucking terrorist attack on the nation because their audience are too stupid to realize how evil they are with their monetization and face injections to offset being pigs.

Sofia Richie obviously wasn’t sold off to the Kardashians, they are family friends and figured they could either make some money off her, or give her a good start at a life of her own, despite already being the inheritor after the future death of her very rich dad….she may even be his only biological daughter who should get more than Nicole’s share of the pot based on his sperm having actually made her.

I am sure in the celebrity circles they laugh about the money they make, how easy it is to troll the masses on social media. I doubt they fucking care or even really try all that hard, it’s just an endless fountain of cash being thrown at them that they just collect foe existing…it’s a great scam, so I guess why not make more money if it’s available, to turn that off would be dumb…and why not let your entourage do the same because it’s a fucking joke out here…

I do think there’s such thing as having too much, at a certain point it’s disgusting, and I do think that being a vapid little trashcan of a human trying to get clout on social media for being the vapid daughter of a singer is idiotic…like do better in life…you don’t need the money, save AIDS babies or some shit…

The good news is that whether LA breeds shitty people, and it does, doesn’t matter, because her ass is good, and really that’s all I care about in the grand scheme of this nonsense celebrity shit…

This is her lazy booty fitness….and some barely there cameltoe as she covers her face with VERY expensive clothing…

Here she is buying designer clothing, hiding her face, but still rocking some barely there cameltoe because pussy definition is the style motherfuckers.

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2020

19

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

Earlier today, I was wondering if any other “Blogger” has been as resilient as me.

It’s not an achievement, but I started this shit November 2004 and have been doing it since. The reality is I was very drunk in the early years and would do a post or two a day, but eventually I got my stride and have done over 50,000 posts in my time here, which is insane, especially since I am not a writer, since I have nothing to say, had no interest in writing blogs, I was alway more a face for radio type if I was to be in the media, but had no interest in being in the media….

So along with basically reconditioned my brain into this weirdo multi-tab titty blogger pervert who was a pervert to begin with….it’s left me empty on every level…

Since celebrities all turn to social media to upload their smut and any one interested int those celebs has already seen the shit we’re posting, in this era of no more paparazzi, leaks or exclusives, it’s all self produced marketing material by the whores, there’s really no point to the site, besides “my take” on it, but who cares about that…I mean I don’t.

So I’ve sat back and said “since I hate celebs, they bore me, and always have”…this didn’t start as some fan boy celebrity shit, it just evolved into that because the people coming to the site were stoked on celebrities and felt that making fun of celebs would be easy, sustainable, low hanging fruit and it was….

But it bores me, it’s always bored me, and I’ve really only liked the internet for the nudes…not the porn…the nudes…the regular non porn people getting naked…and with porn being as mainstream as it is…there’s a bunch of people jumping in on the trend…from celebs like Bella Thorne, to cam girls, to the amateurs all saying “I can get naked too”..

So I am all for posting the nudity….documenting it…we do daily posts on this shit and they are the most hyped posts around…

Today, we launch MILF MONDAY….a place for moms who post nudes to have their mom nudes showcased, whether you’re into mom pussy or not…MILFs are a fetish…and are women getting naked for free…so it’s a fucking win….

Welcome…to our first instalment of MILF MONDAY….

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2020

19

Oct

Kate Hudson Topless of the Day

Kate Hudson Topless

Kate Hudson is topless in the worst possible way…because this topless is barely topless, but rather clickbait topless, where you can say “Kate Hudson Topless” to get people in since she’s such a huge fucking star no one gives a fuck about….

This is for her bullshit fitness brand, where she was early to celebs starting online brands, hers is called Fabletics and it is a massive…..but still makes no sense because why the fuck would anyone turn to Kate Hudson to buy fitness gear, is she even fit, I just thought she was a drunk entitled LA rich kid who probably fucked half of LA by her 19th birthday and who got into movies because of her family, was uneventful in movies, but who manipulated Owen Wilson into attempting suicide…mean girl….but does she even work out, or is this a wine and cocaine diet? Who knows….

I just know that her fake tits aren’t on display which is against the code of ethics of getting fake tits, or maybe it goes against the instructions of when you get fake tits, that state very clearly “SHOW EVERYONE YOUR FAKE TITS LIKE IT IS A NEW CAR OR OTHER EXPENSIVE PURCHASE” as everyone I know with fake tits, has been more than happy to show off the purchase, I mean they went under and did a fucking surgery for the tits, imagine that…like I want NO surgeries ever in life, I don’t even want to go to the hospital for a blood test and these assholes are like “Let’s get tits”….so to not show them is AGAINST the fake titty law…

But I guess it allows her to showcase her dumb fucking fitness pants she’s made too much money with, and that’s what this is all about, cash grabbing cuz she hasn’t got enough, or because why not take more…garbage.

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2020

19

Oct

Lady Gaga Hard Nipples of the Day

Lady Gaga Hard Nipples

Lady Gaga may be an ugly pile of shit, but her sloppy tit nipple is hard in a weird sports bra to showcase that her fat ass, an ass I have officially grabbed, which would probably get me #metoo-ed but at the time it was acceptable behavior, and I guess she didn’t feel anything, because it was at some club and she had full security detail around her, and my wasted ass just reached in and felt her fishnets and leotard ass…knowing I had reached my destination…I squeezed like an old pervert grabbing an ass would and for whatever reason….It went totally unnoticed, could she have had ass implants early on, before it was a thing, and thus no nerve endings or maybe she was used to her ass being grabbed…I guess me talking about unsolicited grabbing off ass is risky in this era of everyone offended, but since no one reads the site and since I relive her ass every time I post her…I keep bringing it up….maybe being cancelled by Gaga is what the site needs to finally find relevance, even if I am happy in irrelevance..

Anyway, Gaga, who I will admit is talented, but who used some brain washing tactics to manipulate our minds, because everyone knows all her lyrics whether they’ve actively listened to her music or not, which is a sign of brain washing through the media, maybe with “dog whistle” subliminal messaging, maybe with knowing how a pop song is constructed and how it becomes a hit, either way, smarter people than me were behind her hits…and it worked…

I have always found her over the top circus performing, being a party monster, or drag queen approach to her marketing to prove how weird she is annoying, because it was unnecessary….as is her film career…but it happened, it worked, and now she can bust the tits out, tits we’ve already seen…but will stare at again because they are tits….and tits no matter how annoying their host body is are tits.

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2020

19

Oct

Sarah Michelle Gellar Pool Fail of the Day

Sarah Michelle Gellar Shanen Pool

Sarah Michelle Gellar is probably in her 50s by now, but that doesn’t mean the BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER weirdos aren’t still jerking off to her, because they are likely in their 50s too and in some weird as fuck turn of events, they want to age with their sexual fantasy, rather than move onto new sexual fantasies, because they are Buffy fans, thus lonely as fuck, possibly, or more likely virgins and aging with the girl they fantasized about in the 90s feels familiar, like how married people still fuck…sometimes….

Despite being 50, she’s not too old to hop on the social media hustle where posting bathing suit erotica for likes and follows is the norm…

If you look close enough, you’ll see some other 90s masturbation fodder, one that is dying of breast cancer but still hard nippled in her swimsuit, some Shannen Doherty….and it’s all so fucking boring.

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2020

19

Oct

Whitney Cummings in the Bath of the Day

Whitney Cummings is a ridiculously successful comic, turned TV producer, with some hit shows under her belt, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t suck….

I remember recently seeing her hot the Kimmel show when he was on break and it was brutal….without the laugh track her jokes just sucked…but probably not as hard as she did to get where she got…

I think stand up comedy is the lamest of things a person can do…practicing being funny in front of the mirror to get that perfect 45 minutes…standing on stage to a bunch of laughing idiots thinking you matter or what you do is art…just seems pretty stupid…whether it ends up paying really well or not…but yeah, if I think it is lame, I am pretty sure that means people drawn to it are lame, and they’d be fucking pumped a girl like Whitney would fuck with them….and if you’re a girl trying to make it in Hollywood, they say the comedy scene is a hard way to do it, but clearly it isn’t since there are a ton of women comics, but women will whine about how hard everything they do is…from waking up, to getting ready, to cooking, cleaning, birthing babies, having sex…it’s a never ending “it’s so hard being a woman”….so naturally a female comic will say it was a challenge to wear lowcut shirts, flirt with the power players, tell some jokes about sucking dick to get their attention and interest in testing out the goods…whether she sucked their dicks or not, they are an easy crew to seduce and win over..like sending the hot girl in to the nerds to get them to do her homework…I mean women control sex, are the power players in all situations….whether they admit it or not, they know it is true…

Anyway, in keeping up with being rich for being unfunny, but a good seductress, which is a talent of it’s own, unless you find her funny, which is possible, I mean people believe what they are told….but yeah…she’s naked in the tub, her big tits out, because this comic understands being crass and seduction…it’s why she exists…so why not it for social media relevance, everyone else is staying alive on there…why not cummings.

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