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Sydney Sweeney Gives a Booty Show of the Day

Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

Christina Milian Posing with Produce of the Day

Aurelie Dupont is the Instagram Of The Day

Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2020

Oct

Lily Rose Depp and her Mom Sucking some Chanel Dick of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is overly hyped on her FRENCH citizenship, I assume it makes her feel more exclusive with that European sense of luxury, fashion, diet and lifestyle….to be from France is to be some pretentious culturally sound person who summers on yachts in the Mediterranean..eating dinner at expensive world reknowned restaurants….having a chateau in the beautiful french country side where she eats her raw milk that is illegal in America…silly Americans….despite being Johnny Depps Daughter, who spends more than half her time in the LA compound or one of the LA compounds…so that she can look down on her simple American friends from her superiority complex…

Not that I know anything about Lily Rose Depp, I just know that she’s a bratty rich kid famous for her parents, and running with it….she’s got an interesting look and not just becasue of her Cankles…but most importantly…her mom, the icon actress in France has raised her to appreciate some French luxury brands like CHANEL….where as one of their own…she goes to their fashion shows, wears their clothing almost exclusively, so here she is in a little top showing a lot of upper body skin…her cankles thank her for not putting them on blast again…and she’s doing it with her mom for all you mommy/daughter fetishists out there.

I like her look but I think the celebrity kids are the most interesting of social media whores.

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2020

Oct

Georgia Fowler in a Bikini of the Day

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These pics are a few days old, apparently I am slow at getting to things, it comes with age, laziness, and not really giving a fuck about Georgia Fowler or her clickbait attention seeking for the paid paparazzi…in my world Georgia Fowler barely exists…

But on instagram she has 1 million followers, gets a decent amount of hype as being some new “it girl” for whatever reason….

She’s done Victoria’s Secret, and other bikini, lingerie brands…she not anymore amazing than any of the other models out there…maybe it’s another Dark Hair / Light Eyes situation where girls with dark hair and light eyes get celebrated because they are normally supposed to have brown eyes…who fucking knows….I just see shoulders that are wider than her hips and that’s not the ratio my genetic code is interested in….but she is skinny with tits…

So for whatever reason the powers that be have decided that she’s the one for them to use to sell their panties to the masses…when there are so many other girls out there…and this is part of her “building her personal brand” bullocks.

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Here is her nipple and some other shit from her social…

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2020

Oct

Dakota Fanning’s Hard Nipple of the Day

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I don’t know why Dakota Fanning has decided to be hot, but I guess it has to do with staying relevant and knowing she has to compete with all the hot girls of instagram who don’t matter at her level, you know at least not from her perspective, because you know deep in her soul she thinks she’s more important that the normals, she’s Dakota Fanning after all and she has accomplished so much, even before her 18th birthday, thanks to parents who saw her as a cash cow they could exploit and sell off, like a prostitute in a third world country would do with her kid, you know get her earning we have RICE to buy…

Anyway, she posted a slutty selfie yesterday, now she’s wearing tight tops that show off her nipple, and I haven’t been one to get excited over a hard nipple since 9th grade gym glass, where one of the girls in our class either wore the wrong bra, it was pre padded bra era, or just had massive nipples, that all the guys were pretty stoked on, especially during Volleyball season.

Point being, a nipple’s not a big deal, I am all good with the don’t sexual nipples feminism, in part because it makes these girls show off their nipples like some sort of beacon of hope, a torch of freedom, the answer to all their unfair position in the world due to be a woman woes….but the hard nipple definitely gives us something to stare at, I mean without them, we wouldn’t know where to direct our eyes…so thank you for your guidance dear nipple…always a friend to me.

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2020

Oct

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, days turn into nights, turn into days, turn into nights, and you can’t really figure out where you are in the week, in part due to your drug and alcohol abuse, but also because you don’t have a job, or you work from home, it is a pandemic after all….and maybe there’s a bit of not caring about the days, since they are all the fucking same, in the confines of your own house, assuming you are buying into the fighting of the virus by not meeting up with friends and family for some hangs….in Canada, Thanksgiving is cancelled….Halloween next on the chopping block…winter is coming..depressing times are ahead but your fateful government will guide you with new regulations, new laws, new normals, new taxes to fund all this insane….so keeping on top of days is almost useless..

That’s where I come in, with my daily round-ups so that you don’t need to bother remembering the days of the week, yesterday there was Tiny Tit Tuesday, today the coveted and most important because it still makes me want to throw up Wet Spot Wednesday and tomorrow….I come in strong with Tanlines…and Titty Drops and Assholes behind thongs..

I am the new Calendar…or you could just look at your phone or computer….but it’s less offensive…and thus less fun.

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2020

Oct

Mad at McDonalds and Other Videos of the Day

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2 Women Destroying a 3 year old’s birthday

She Wants Quiet

Crane Dropping Steel Pipe onto Truck

Harvesting Olives

Micro Bikini!

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2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Life…just a series of going to sleep and waking up until you don’t….

People pretending to be covid scared so they don’t have to go to work…but still going to the gym, grocery shopping, eating restaurant foods, getting their hair and botox done are pretty obvious…

They want the COVID lockdowns to go on forever because there is no more faking sick, there’s a lot of working at home or pretending to work from home when really watching their NETFLIX when not on ZOOM…all with the support of their peers….

Covid is the best excuse ever, the socially acceptable excuse….scared to live so you don’t die of a virus, but you’ll die anyway…because we all die…but not really scared to lie, just pretending to be scared to live to avoid doing things you don’t like doing….

Speaking of COVID….Not enough women are using dirty face masks they find on the street as panties in selfie porn they sell on their fan sites…..and that’s the real tragedy in this virus, not all the old people who were going to die anyway dying…the fact that women are now scared of inserting found objects in their vaginas for the sake of social media clout….let’s hope for that vaccine so we can get back to some sort of normalcy.

Fear the invisible….even though you’ll likely die from your shitty lifestyle…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…while hungover….it’s my virtual shitting myself…

Sarah McDaniel AKA Krotchy who went viral a few years ago – is putting her period on her face for a beauty treatment….and sharing it with her fans…sounds like a horrible fetish

Sarah McDaniel Puts Her Period on Her Face!

Porn Star Taylor Stevens Put Her Ample Support Behind the Dodgers
https://www.egotasticsports.com/porn-star-taylor-stevens-put-her-ample-support-behind-the-dodgers/

Saweetie Puts her Vagina in her Face to Show Off Hidden Talent
http://www.egotastic.com/saweetie-nails-the-red-cup-challenge/

Tana Mongeau’s Butt Shot for Biden Weirdness
https://www.egotasticsports.com/ig-model-promises-nudes-for-biden-vote-jerry-jones-supports-d-coordinator-and-colorado-golfer-gored-by-elk/

‘See you in our next life’ Valeries last goodbye to Eddie Van Halen

‘See you in our next life’ Valeries last goodbye to Eddie Van Halen

Groomsman Barfing

Groomsman Barfs Hard Immediately After The Wedding Ceremony!

Gamer Shows Off Mess House

Gamer Shows Off His Extremely Messy House!

Some Hotty Stretching and Doing Weird Stunts on her Bike in Little Shorts..

Sugar & Spice And Nice With The A Bike

Aaron Rodgers VS the League
https://www.egotasticsports.com/aaron-rodgers-verbally-dick-slapped-the-rest-of-the-league-with-a-comment-about-his-down-years/

Mike Tyson Wants to Beat Up David Blaine

Mike Tyson Wants To Break Quarantine To Beat Up David Blaine!

Hot Model Sasha Smelova and her Fancy Blankets!

Sasha Smelova and her Fancy Blankets!

Girl in Shorts Kicks Ball in Dudes Face for a TikTok Stunt?

She’s Dead Wrong For This One

Sports WAG Kayla Nicole in a Tight Dress
https://www.egotasticsports.com/travis-kelce-and-kayla-nicole-might-be-back-together-after-she-showed-up-to-monday-nights-game/

Kat Von D getting in on the Provo Canyon School Abuse Hype thanks to Paris Hilton

Kat Von D says she was in Provo Canyon school Paris Hilton was in

GIRLS BEING WHORES ON LIVE CAM AND IT IS AMAZING!
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2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember – the answer to all your worries is to block and delete people you don’t agree with so it’s like they don’t exist…and you can go on lamenting with like minded people who hate all the same things you do…

Go into tonight knowing that if you were in high school now, no matter how big of a loser you were, you’d be having threesomes every weekend instead of jerking off to your moms dirty panties.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Youtuber TANA Mongeau’s Promises Nudes for Biden in this WEIRD Booty Pic
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Hailey Bieber and Justin Get Porny for Vogue
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Aunt Becky’s Daughter Olivia Jade Skateboards in a Bikini
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Shay Mitchell’s Booty Goes Surf
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Breanna Tate Big Booty
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Twerking Bike Stunt
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Rita Ora in a Hot Outfit
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Cardi B Denies Being Illuminati
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Matt Poole’s Instagram Model Girl is a Babe
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Mask Wearing Lingerie Wearing Girl Pressing Up against the Car Door
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They Do Anything for the Clout
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A little Seagrams Sex Scandal
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Hilary Duff cleavage
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Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat Leggy for Baby, I’m Jealous Single!
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Rocksy Light Photos!
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Demi Rose Huge Ass in a Thong in Ibiza
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Top 5 Hottest Sports WAGs in 2020
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Snowball Fight in 1896 Colorized
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Mother Falls On Her Face But Saves Her Baby From Getting Hurt!
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Robot Hummingbird Used To Film Half A Billion Monarch Butterflies!
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RIP – Eddie Van Halen dead at 65
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Hot Model Alannah Walton Bikinis Right
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Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat Link Up in Lingerie
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Danica Patrick is a Bears Fan Again
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Groomsman Barfs Hard Immediately After The Wedding Ceremony!
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Sheep Finds Out How To Use A Trampoline And Has A Lot Of Fun!
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Anne Heche stormed off DWTS after being eliminated
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Rebecca Black’s crop Top!
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Heidi Klum Does Tik Tok
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Patrick Mahomes’ Mom in a Bikini…She Busty
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Capuchin Monkey Checks Out The Teeth Of Another Capuchin Monkey!
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WTF is Vinegar!
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Jessica Alba’s claim of ‘no eye contact’ on 90210 set gets cast response
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Fan at Patriots-Chiefs Game Kicked Out for Wearing Roger Goodell Clown T-Shirt
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Nude Model – MEO
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Dua Lipa Does some G-String
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Athlete Jimmy Butler’s Hot Girlfriend
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Celebration Ends bad
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Tenant Gets Mad When Landlord Changes WiFi Password
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Girl Gets Stuck In Dryer, Firefighters Rescue Her!
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Alan Jackson selling Tennesse mega mansion…It’s Big.
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Noah Cyrus – Doggy Styles!
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Stars do a Zoom Fashion Show
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Kardashian / Jenner Affiliate Jordyn Woods Does an Only Fans and has a Huge Booty
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Security Camera Shows Beachie Creek On Fire
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Another Model Posing Topless at the Beach
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Ashley Benson – BIG cleavage
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Katherine Webb in a Bikini to Celebrate 3rd Pregnancy
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This Looks Painful
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Dumb Move
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Ashley Greene Sheer Sweatshirt
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Dental Robot Malfunctions
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Rihanna Apologizes for Using Sacred Muslim Song in her Show
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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From the Forum

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Maise Williams in a Skirt
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Alexa Demie in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Mask
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Kelly Jelly Brook – Street Walking
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Selma Blair is Alive
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Shannen Doherty Getting her Last Days In with Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Kelly Brooke Photoshopped to Shit in her Calendar
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Jennifer Garner Mom in a Bathing Suit
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Hailey Beiber in Tight Fitness Shorts and a Tight Fitness Shirt
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Katie Holmes Legs
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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10 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Double Downs with the Dildo
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It’s Dildo TIme!
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Deep Stretch
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French Model Gets Naked with a Lollipop
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Perky Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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17 people having a shittier day than you
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Elsie Hewitt’s Titty Outtakes
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Actress Jess Weixler’s Nude Scene from TEETH
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Loser at the Gangbang Just Trying to Keep up
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Webcam Show!
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18 Year Old Makes a Porno
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Lesbian Black Chicks Fuck
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A lot of Effort Went Into the Filming of This
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Girl Records herself Fucking Randoms
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22 People having a shittier Day than you
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Romance is Not Dead
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Naked Bitch by the Pool
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Blake and her Big Dildo
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BEACH HEAD
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2020

Oct

Tiny Titty Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Titty Tuesday is a weekly feature that makes sense because of all the “Ts”..but also because small tits are hot…

I know that girls are all insecure about their small tits or at least that is the impression I get from social media with their ITTY BITTY TITTY EMPOWERMENT GROUPS. I’ve never met that many girls with small tits who really hated her tits all that much, or enough to get plastic sacs inserted into their tits, for a more aesthetically friendly tit….only some lame ass mainstream Kardashian watching slut who jacks up her face thinks that big tits meant more opportunity for them…but more importantly, I’ve never met many straight men who complained about a woman’s breast size….unless they were the 7th grade and they teased a bitch for being flat as a board, the second puperty hit and fucking happened, they realized very quickly that small tits are hot, and often come in a tighter package where when factored in, the whole body is just all around tighter…

Sure, I love sloppy tits too, why the fuck not….all tits are a good time…even shitty tits…but small tits, need to be celebrated more than they are, to protect and prevent the execution of the small tit with these instagram friendly cosmetic procedures that are killing the small tit…because small tits, like all tits are hot…

So here’s a bunch of small tit.

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2020

Oct

Amber Rose Mom Tits of the Day

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Everyone is launching porn channels for people to subscribe to for a monthly fee, then they hustle you for money money because they upsell each content piece, so that you pay your 10 dollars a month to have access to all their clickbait scammy shit with sleazy captions behind a paywall that if you’re enough of a sucker to pay 10 dollars a month, you’ll throwdown another 25 or 50 dollars for a fucking picture of the idiot you’re subscribed to…

Either people are really fucking desperate or the idea of supporting content creators has got to a point where the audience feels a level of guilt and that they should throw some money at a woman in her quest to scam them….maybe in exchange for some DMs they are sending to every one of their fans, that surprisingly none of them actually write…but have Virtual Assistants in India doing for them…so as you are 100 dollars more broke, with the softest core pics of girls already posting that kind of pic on IG, only to have a conversation with a dude in India pretending to be the girl who rooked you in….because you’re a fucking loser…

It’s just funny to see this all come into play, because you and I all knew these half naked girls of instagram were whores, but they pretended that they were high profile, until COVID happened and jumped at first chance they got to do a self produced porn channel…when they could have been doing porn all this time…but I guess pandemics really make you reevaluate what is important to you…or more likely they are all just followers cashing in, so if the right influencer went down that road, they’ll all follow….but there is no reason these girls should be making millions a month for their nonsense besides remembering how pathetic men are….there are lonely dudes who have money and live for this…it’s just all around weird…

It’s not as weird when Amber Rose, hip hop mom of two or three, Kanye fingering stripper from Philly, who has been naked a bunch is doing it…I mean the fact she hasn’t released a sex tape, and really she may have a sex tape out there that I’ve posted, because these things happen….running an only fans makes sense, it’s sort of her branding, what she’s always been, but even with that, to pay for these tits seems fucking lame across the board…so I’m not too sure how sustainable this will be, but we’ll see…I hope dudes wise up but they won’t….so in the meantime here are tits from a girl who’s tits you’ve either seen or expect to see in any of her content for free.

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2020

Oct

Bella Thorne Teabagged Of the Day

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I am not surprised that Bella Thorne has all the success she’s having…

She’s a Disney Kid who turned to social media when that Disney shit was over, where she was able to re-invent herself, try to sexualize herself, and actually get seen or get talked about, because she was a Disney Kid…..I don’t think anything she’s done has been all that remarkable or even interesting, she got a bunch of followers from Disney Hype, got a hell of a lot more followers for social media porn, that was gradual, she didn’t just start up with her Only Fans, it was a process to get there…so as the girls of her generation got sleazier, she got sleazier and unfortunately they were all raised on porn so their idea of sexy is vulgarity….a “watch me shit as I finger my asshole, and squirt cum all over your face as I eat a girl’s asshole and you jerk off” kind of thing….but her era responds to that, they think it’s real, it’s cut to the chase, people are ADD, show your tits or fuck off, none of this cocktease shit, even though all her onlyfans content I’ve seen has been cocktease shit to cash grab money from her loser loyal fans…

But she’s more than just a really bad sex worker, or a mainstream girl trying to be edgy with sex work, in what she think is bridging the gap of porn and mainstream, and maybe she’s the answer all us porn watchers need to make mainstream movies more up to date and up to speed with actual sex instead of fake actor sex despite all the money they make…like get fucked or get out motherfuckers…

She’s got movies coming out even though she’s a terrible actor, she’s writing movies, has a deal with fox, because Hollywood execs are vultures who know she’s relevant and know they can make money off her audience so they move in on it hard….

All while looking like she smells like a dirty fucking diaper from all the piss and farts she soaks in until it turns into a yeast infection…not that she soaks in piss and farts and yeast infections…she just looks and sounds and carries herself like she does….but through all that, she has a hot body….which overrides her level of very fucking annoying….because not all VIRAL things are good things, in fact, most viral things are annoying, like herpes, aids, covid, the Tron Guy….yes…the Tron Guy…and Bella Thorne..

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