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2020

16

Sep

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

Wet Spot Wednesday is the worst and best day of the week….

The worst because some of these wet panties look like some kind of nasty infection that when i am not drunk in bed with said pussy…the idea of eating it repulses me…despite knowing I’ve gone down on more feces ridden cunt than Michael Douglas who ate so much pussy he got throat cancer from the shit…

The best because it’s.a reminder than the world is fucking perverted, everyday girls everywhere are sitting at home watching porn all day, thinking about sex all day, the way dudes have always been, and they feel their wetness is something worth capturing and celebrating…and that’s a nice progressive way to live.

Also the best because I am doing my part to eliminate HUMP DAY from our vocabulary, for as long as I can remember, the “happy hump day” office conversation always made me want to kill a motherfucker….even now when I see references to HUMP DAY…I want to kill a motherfucker…If I had influence….like Kim K with her fake ass activism boycotting Facebook by not posting to IG for a day, yes this is the world we live in, I’d make sure the water cooler conversation or virtual water cooler conversation would be “Happy Wet Spot Wednesday”…and it would end with a mandatory pussy grab or flash…to make sure the wetness is staying wet for the entire day….as NATURE intended for it…

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2020

16

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Fat Ass Living a Hilarious Lie of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is terrifying and plastic.

She’s the Making of the Band winner who made the band they called Danity Kane, it was a Diddy Reality Show where he created a band, and had at least one hit with the band, but the deal was probably so skewed in his favor, that O’Day likely made no money off it, but it put her fat ass on the map.

The rumor back then was that she was fucking Diddy….then she feel off and got fat, but ended up on Celebrity Apprentice where she is rumored to have fucked Don Jr, his marriage ended shortly after the rumors surfaced, so it’s very likely….I guess she’s got a thing for fucking the hosts of reality shows that she is on.

Then she got seemingly fit, despite being fucking huge….she dated a Jersey Shore contestant, maybe The Situation….they broke up and she turned to Instagram…

Throughout her entire existence as a D-List, she’s been getting more and more work done on herself, as she transitions to life as a full on sex doll…you know like all the other muppets…

In more recent times, she was hit by the paparazzi where they showcased just how fucking fat she actually is, implying that she, like all infleuncers figured out that if they don’t leave their house they can basically rebuild their entire body to be “hot” or “Kardashian-Like” which is not hot, they are in on this mutated body dysmorphia shit…

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE – WITH HER DOGS – I MEAN…..

Anyway, Aubrey goes so aggressive on it, she’s not even the same fucking person, but in an attempt to reclaim her look, since her SKINNY TEA campaigns rely on her not being a fat bitch, she’s tagged Daily Mail in this ass pic to prove she’s fat but not THAT fat….and conveniently she did it against a white wall where she can erase 50% of her fatness…

The point is the internet is a lie, these bitches are lies, and all mentally fucked, but more importantly, when Daily Mail features your lame and forgotten fat ass, you gotta try to milk that story, in hopes that maybe people will care…when really they should be mad that all these instagram pics are so aggressively edited…lises to their fans…lies to their body acceptance…just a bad message across the board, but one you’d take if you were as nasty as this monster.

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2020

16

Sep

Vandal Sets Off Fireworks in Gas Station and Other Videos of the Day

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Doctor Probing Patient

Homelessness in SF

Protestor Taken Out by Truck – Watch the End

Rapelling Fail

Refused Booze for No Mask

USPS vs FedEX

Car VS Light Post

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2020

16

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think the main thing that offends me about these fan club sites, or the girls who aren’t porn chicks that have been using this business model since the beginning of time, we’re talking dinosaur caveman era women having the highest bidder give her bones to bone or whatever their currency was….

I am talking the average everyday slut on instagram who built up a following strictly for posting slutty content and now that the brand deals, events, skinny tea campaigns are trying up, or because they overspent not realizing they aren’t famous enough to stay relevant long enough to pay off that 2 million dollar mortgage…not realizing it would dry up because they were just lucky enough to be clickbait in a time when companies were just over eager to get on instagram and didn’t vet whether these people were worthy….the big fucking cash grab…

Anyway these everyday instagram sluts are launching their subscription site because other money has dried up, they have bills to pay, they realize other girls are cashing in using the porn model, and cash is what they are they for….money grubbers….and it offends me because they didn’t have the vision to sell nudes, or sexts, or whatever when the going was good…despite being sluts who would be willing to do this kind of thing…in an “everyone’s got a price”….meaning they weren’t sitting on some concept or idea based on their passion for content production…it’s more a “I have 2 million followers at least 20k are loser fucks who buy into this whole thing and want to help me or buy me gifts from my amazon wish list, and if I charge them 10 dollars a month, I make 200k a month….so let’s mooch off the losers we’ve rooked in”….and I am here to fight for the underdog.

I’ll always side with the underdog and the underdog is the idiot pulling out his credit card for pussy that will NEVER talk to them or give them the time of day, where at least porn stars do…you can fuck a pornstar if you pay enough…they are cool like that….it’s their whole thing…their job…

These influencers, they think they are famous, not sex workers and are USING you….most are letting some agency run their only fans, where you’ll be sexting Filipino virtual assistants hired on Freelancer.com. This is not an way for them to finance big content ideas…this is a cash grab so don’t be an idiot and buy into it.

Unless I launch an only fans for my butthole, in which case, I want ALLLLLLL your money….

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2020

15

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Single people who can’t get laid, say that the normalization of porn is designed to keep people apart. They don’t want people to actually ever fuck and they feed porn so that you don’t go out there to establish interpersonal relationships, while some think it’s for population control to slow down breeding and others think it’s got to do with not letting people unite, the whole COVID is making us scared of each other….

Married people who don’t want to get laid by their partners who say that the normalization of porn is great, it’s allowed them to flourish, or at least masturbate without ruining their marriage, some have even gone so far to produce their own porn, some cuckold shit to get in on the fun….

Then there’s the girls, who see the normalization of porn as awesome, because they can sell pussy pics to losers who they would have sent to for free if they had swiped on the hook-up app they are on, because porn is a very lazy fucking business for lazy fucking people and this generation is lazy, don’t give a fuck, want to be celebs with followers, and will put themselves out there if it means getting paid…all with no fear of the future consequences because there is no future…

So I’m seeing all these people getting rich off porn these days, while for 15 years I was told I was a porn site by advertisers, and still haven’t got rich off porn, so if anything the normalization of porn is just reminding me that I can fail on all levels…in mainstream, in porn, and in porn when it goes mainstream, or mainstream that goes porn…

We call that winning at losing….and it’s actually not that bad a place to be, I mean what the fuck else would I do with my days…

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2020

15

Sep

Sydney Sweeney and Halsey Have a Slutty Picnic of the Dayswee

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I saw that that Sydney Sweeney and Halsey got together to do some campaign for Emily Ratajkowski, who I call Ratcow’s clothing line, because all these instagram people stick together…

Since I typically think Ratcow is an overrated pile of shit who isn’t even that hot, but who has great tits, and got lucky with those great tits, but more importantly, since I am blocked from her IG and since I don’t go on IG, I don’t really keep on top of all she does…but I do know she’s smart enough to have created a brand that she gets her famous friends to promote, because you can’t sell an IG account after you’re old and tired and no one wants to pay our 100s of thousands of dollars to promote Fyre Festival or all the other campaigns she’s done that have made her a big titty instagram millionaire….

Since I like smart moves, like creating a brand, even if I am not capable of making smart business moves, I can appreciate her hustle, while still thinking she looks like a rat who somehow got genetically modified with a sex doll….

Anyway, Sydney Sweeney is trending tits from the hottest show on tv – EUPHORIA, Halsey is the fake titty popstar who claims she was homeless before being saved by some EDM DJ that gave her her first song, and together they are tits in bathing suits…and i guess ass in bathing suits…out having a not very social distanced bikini….and it’s pretty hot but mainley because of Sweeney…Halsey’s just the accessory…like the picnic basket but more plastic….

I guess this is “it-girl” on “it-girl” for instagram girl….the musical…by Lin Manual…or some shit.

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2020

15

Sep

Possible Kate Beckinsale Daughter Topless Selfie of the Day

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I have no idea if this is Kate Beckinsale’s daughter or not, I just know that when I found out that Kate Beckinsale had a 16 year old daughter a bunch of years ago, I was shocked, you see because I wasn’t a Kate Beckinsale fan and I never saw Underworld with the nerds, so I wasn’t up to speed on how the properly aging attention seeker because she’s more hyped on aging hot than anyone else is, and some people are really fucking hyped on it….had shat out a baby when she was younger. It was a good case for have your kids young, so that you can bounce back…..and bounce back she did, banging all kinds of young dudes and getting press for it, like it’s an accomplishment, doing what men have done forever…because she’s still fucking hot.

Anyway, with Michael Sheen, not Charlie Sheen she had a daughter, who is in her 20s….and who has been racy in her own right, while at college posting sleazy shit along the way, and in keeping up with her generation here’s a topless selfie…..simple, harmless, not something that would ruin any potential career, not that celeb kids do the whole career thing….and we can assume next step is Only Fans, you know to be current with the generation and how they spend their time and make their spending money.

I don’t know if it’s her, or just some other reddit girl showing her tits, cuz it’s clou, but I don’t think it matters.

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2020

15

Sep

Madison Beer’s Nipple for Instagram of the Day

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I can’t tell if this is her nipple or not and I really don’t care, because everything is trashy sex work, and there are so many tits being posted online, I can’t be bothered to categorize them by importance…..I know that Madison Beer thinks she’s important thanks to social media, the celebrity and money it brought her, but to us peasants who fucking cares…it’s not like anyone thinks she’s good, talented or warrants all the “success” she’s had…we know it’s a scam….the only reason we bother is the tits, so keep on showing off the tits…along with every girl her age, because tits get hits and all these people want are hits, the easy ride, the lazy fucks just doing anything to not actually learn a skill or work….the future is now or some shit.

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2020

15

Sep

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I am a big fan of the ratio, only because there is scientific evidence that men find a woman with a specific hip to waist ratio more attractive. This is nothing new, I knew this when I was probably in High School in the 80s. It’s just a known fucking thing…

In recent time, people get mad at the people they label misogynists for giving a woman a 1-10 ranking….”She’s a 2″….”No, She’s a dime”….because people are pussies and don’t understand that some people are uglier than others and we are allowed our own damn opinion on that….it’s not the patriarchy it’s your troll face bitch.

Anyway, they also get mad when you mention anything about a ratio, maybe because they are turning everyone trans, so something womanly like hips makes the other women who were born men feel outcast and this is about inclusivity…

I don’t think celebrating the ratio is a misogynistic thing, we all sexualize everything, even inanimate objects, just ask my jar of bacon fat I fuck….

So here’s a bunch of girls who are into showing off their ratio, because you know the girls bitching about this are the ones who don’t hit the mark on the ratio.

Don’t blame me – blame SCIENCE….genetics…you fuck….

As it turns out, not all “Ratio” pics are created equally….most of these girls are fat chicks with a bit of a waist, but at least they are trying….there are some hot ratios in the mix, but you need the uglies to accentuate the hotties…

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2020

15

Sep

Josie Canseco Side Tit of the Day

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Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s trashy daughter, raised rich and spoiled as shit thanks to her dad being a grown ass man getting paid millions to play a high school game, on a national level….you know that quick and easy money that makes people call these athletes New Money, the kind of money that makes these athletes terrible fucking people….just feeding their ego and allowing them to attract some of the worst women out there trying to get knocked up by them…you know strippers, influencers, hooters waitresses like Josie Canseco’s mom…

Anyway, this trashy girl is dating youtubers, doing the model thing and is pretty fucking hot, so trashy or not, she’s rich and really when it comes to women you want the trashier ones, rich or not, they fuck better….you know spit on your dick fuck better…but that’s probably a dated concept now that suburban women are doing the online whore thing to pay for their designer purses and for clout…but you get what I’m saying..or not, who cares.

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