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2020

Sep

stepLINKs of the Day

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In having no friends, no social life, no social media, I really don’t keep on top of what is going on in the world….at least I try not to…

I have no idea what the normal people are talking about in their everyday conversation because I haven’t had everyday conversation in years….

I know some people are talking feminism and taking out the patriarchy while planning on how to sell nudes to suckers, others are talking gender while chopping off their penis, some talking other bullshit activism they are appropriating because they don’t have jobs, are bored, and think they are important….but all that sucks….

Then there’s the conspiracies, election year, wild fires, COVID, vaccines, divide and conquer, don’t kill yourself, we’ll do it for you…..which also suck, even if it’s got a bit more LOLZ to it that the other stuff….it all things we don’t need for a simple, quiet, pleasant life…
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Then there’s the things thrown down our throats, being brainwashed into thinking we need to buy, taxes, bills, bad movies and tv being made, Hollywood gone LAME as shit, influencers gone Porn as shit….in a just let us live our damn lives….

The celebs boycotted facebook today, apparently, they don’t even post everyday anyway, but maybe that’s something everyone should do, every day…until the end of time. You don’t need that shit to live your damn life…you just need some self hatred, maybe some booze and some stepLINKS for that….

I’m not quite sure the point I am making…..but I know I’d rather be staring at nudes.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Julianne Hough Does WAP Challenge
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Nancy Drew Actress in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale’s Surprising Big Booty on Vacation
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Instagram Model Claudianne Godbout Misses Attending Games
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Record Breaking Wave
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Bella Thorne Brings the Energy to Pia Mia’s Only Fans Shoot
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Jennifer Lopez in a Bikini!
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Australian Instagram Model Jem Wolfie Has Some Really Hot Basketball Content
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Mandalorian Season 2 Trailer
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The Reason Cardi B Dumped Offset…if you care
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Pregnant Emma Roberts Selfie
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American Gymnast Erica Fontaine has a Booty!
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Malin Andersson is Wild – as she Hoses Herself Off
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Rita Ora in the Car with her Shirt Open
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Caroline Vreeland on a Yacht in Bathing Suits
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Halsey Has a Separate Twitter Account for Just Talking About Basketball
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Cancer Patient Gets Searched for Marijuana (I think this is old)
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HGTV Star had a Baby
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Where did Solar Cars Go?
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Annalynne McCord Sex on the Beach!
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Jenna Dewan in some Leggigns
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Nancy Drew Actress in a Bikini
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Model Haley Kalil’s Moving Day Photoshoot
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Celebs Were Boycotting FB Today
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Gender Reveal to the Nuts
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Lip Synced Gollum is Weird
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Model Claudia Simova’s Black and White Semi-Nude Shoot.
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The Hadid Sister’s do a Battle of the Bumps
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10,000 Ducks
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Secret Service Agent Analyzes 11 POTUS Scenes
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Flora Mezino is Naked in Art
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Julia Garner’s Wild Ad for Motorola
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Best Shirt on TV
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Monitor Lizard Runs Over Sleeping Woman
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Dude Confronts Roommate About Stealing
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What is in Kylie Jenner’s Bag.
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TikTok Star Sofia Gomez in a Skimpy Bikini
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Cynthia Samuel Panty Upskirt
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Friend’s Reunion Looking to Replace Ellen as Host
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Carole Baskin – Killing It
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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From the Forum

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber Showing Legs….
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Madison Beer – Takes her crop top
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Josephine Skriver on a Video Shoot…
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Jordana Brewster in a Dress…
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Addison Rae – TikTok bitch in Leggings
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Lottie Moss Chubby in Activewear
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Candice Swanepoel – Vogue (UK)
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Nicky Hilton in a Blazer
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Kaley Cuoco in Bike Shorts…
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Jenna Coleman Legs
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Pregnant Emma Roberts
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Christina Milian Legs
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Celebs Be Getting Naked
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From stepSMUT!!

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Park Pussy Play in a Microbikini
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19 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Eating Pussy Like they Haven’t Eaten for Days
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ZOEY DEUTCH NUDE SIDE BOOB FROM “VINCENT-N-ROXXY” ENHANCED
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Big BUMS
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Naked in her Cowboy Hat
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Filming her Friend Fuck
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Knockout TItties
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Big Titty TikTok Girl With Big Dildo
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Naughty Girl Next Door
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Scumbag of the Week
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Girls With Their Tongues Out
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Black Masturbating
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Tie Dye Underwear
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Just Inserting Shit
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Hot Girl in Athletic Socks
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Dildo Bouncing
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Hot Amateur Going At It
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Naked Girls on a Stroll
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2020

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I almost forgot to put up Weed Wednesday post of girls smoking weed, maybe I should avoid weed, due to my memory loss….but the memory loss is really from aggressive alcoholism…it’s a neurotoxin you know…while weed is just the magical plant that takes down inflammation, pain, stress levels, helps you sleep, makes food taste better, has barely no side effects, lasts about 20 minutes of good times, and is probably only illegal because the government hasn’t found a ay to tax it, regulate it, and big pharma don’t want you off all that synthetic shit….you know because why smoke a fucking weed that grows basically everywhere that can make the overall wellbeing of everyone so much better…ban that shit…keep people angry….it’s all so dumb…

I’m in Canada where weed is legal though, so I guess it’s less dumb over here….but still dumb because the government still has their hands in it…

Anyway, despite being DrunkenStepfather no one cares about, here’s girls smoking weed, since drunk girls are just sloppy pigs, while high girls, at least in this shoot are naked enough…

Not all these amateur girls are created equally, but I give everyone a shot, as long as they aren’t gutter celebrities…

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2020

Sep

Lili Reinhart’s Bathing Suit Pic from the Wrong Angle of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is the ugly, fat, casting fail that has worked out well for her, because she’s got 25 million followers on social media, thanks to kids having no taste and liking the worst written show on TV, Riverdale….she plays Betty, but not how I remember betty, more a fat, big faced, Ogre Betty…which makes sense based on how they skewed the Archie and Jughead story to be some weird Twin Peaks tribute that makes zero sense. Yes, I’ve seen some episodes…streaming platforms man, what the fuck else am I to do…

Well, one of her friends, who clearly doesn’t like her very much, posted the absolute worst angle of her in a bathing suit, a very sturdy sucking in her fat bathing suit, to remind us how much of a beast she is…and this is before her COVID 20 pounds…

Apparently, it was her birthday….and not her late 40s birthday, it’s not normal to have a gunt when you’re not a mom of 3 in your late 40s…..

I get the empowered fat chick thing….and she’s not THAT fat….but she can easily post more flattering angles, I mean she’s a big starlet, literally and figuratively, so you’d expect her to be a little more cautious…and strategic…

I don’t know why I’m bothering to write this, you see a young actress on her knees in a fuck her from behind invitation and her belly she’s sucking in and bravely putting out there, doesn’t even register…you sick fucks…

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2020

Sep

Jojo is not Protesting Facebook of the Day

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Jojo is not protesting facebook like the other idiot celebs, I think she realizes she owes her whole revival to facebook, because it allowed her to flash her tits and remind us or inform us that she’s got these big tits..without social media, she’d be a dried up cum shot in the corner of your room from the past….but instead she keeps bringing it…

Anyway, she’s clearly not fighting the hate on social media that the other celebs are fighting for their weird Hollywood agenda, possibly because she’s too into herself to care about issues, or maybe she knows her place, that her voice like all other voices is out of touch and irrelevant, and save the protests for other idiots, because we don’t matter and focus on just trying to have a good time….

Her caption to this wasn’t very inclusive, as she tries to categorize a subgroup of people based on her dumb dances…..who is she to decide what type of person these 4 approaches represent…YOGI. B- GIRL. HYPE MAN. DIVA…..don’t project your ideals on us Jojo…but do project your titties on us.

Here’s Jojo’s mom who at one time sold her to the industry being weird…

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2020

Sep

Liz Banks Nasty Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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Anyway you dice it, not matter how hard you try, whether they do fitness and botox or eat all the good foods because they’ve pulled off a scam or not, a 46 year old in a bathing suit, is a 46 year old in a bathing suit….when 46 year olds should be doing other shit like not wearing bathing suits…

That said, Liz Banks didn’t get that memo, she’s probably still so hyped on herself for being a low level actress for the longest time before producing the Pitch Perfect empire that made her 100s of millions of dollars…giving her the confidence to write and direct and produce other shit like the new(ish) Charlie’s Angels no one asked for…maybe a Childhood dream of hers, you know since she’s old as shit and grew up watching Farrah Fawcett pre-anal cancer.

She’s another one of those annoying celebs who has decided to block out her instagram for bullshit political reasons – you know since celebrities know what the people need as they know how to sell them shitty movies with song, dance and Anna Kendrick on a level that makes obscene money….you know as they sit in their mansions with every luxury available to them…the praise of the fans…living in their little bubbles…but they know about hate and inclusivity becasue they pay their Mexicans a fair working wage man…fuck these people….and the fact they are posting clickbait before protesting Zuckerberg to put the pressure on even though I’m sure there will be NO traffic dip…should just make you hate them more than her shitty bathing suit pic already makes you hate them.

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2020

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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I guess all the useless overpaid ego celebrity fucks out there who have been rewarded too many times by the people to realize they re the fucking worst…not to mention they are surrounded by a paid entourage who have the sole job of making these assholes think they are the best, even though they already think they are the best, but sometimes even billionaire overacheivers like Jennifer Lopez get down….are protesting facebook today. It’s the lamest activism around, especially when some of the people protesting facebook only exist because of going viral on their platform, meaning they mooched off the evil empire for personal gain, but now that they have that fame and money, they are like “naw zuck, you creepy”….all because they say facebook doesn’t police hate, forgetting that if facebook censors people, which they do, I’ve been deleted from the platforms they own a dozen times..but if they censor people, they run a policed community, which will alienate their users….by being more than a platform to connect with people, but instead being a platform that controls everyone’s minds, opinions, etc.

The reality is that FB does control the minds, the narrative, the overall annoyingness of society….but they aren’t doing a good enough job according to these idiots…

So out of fear of being protested, everyone is jumping on the no posting today, like some black square activism, and J.Lo figured she’d have to go along with all that, so she got it in before the cut off time with bikini titties…knowing that’ll tide people over a good 24 hours or so…

Idiots.

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2020

Sep

Candice Swannepoel Hard Nipples of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret sweetheart who has really only done Victoria’s Secret is South Africa’s own Candice Swanepoel, who I used to make fun of for being a racist, since South Africa is NOTORIOUSLY racist, and white South Africans are the most modern slave owners, besides the USA prison system….but yeah….I used to always make fun of the high AIDS Rate and the probability she has AIDS being from Africa, but since AIDS is no longer a death sentence and everyone fucking raw in on Big Pharma’s PREP, there’s no joke there…but those were the good times…

She’s been consistently hot, while being consistently boring….and in recent years since tapping out from the brand, at least I assume that’s what happened, she’s one onto launch her bikini collection, but more importantly remove her implants, in what they call an explant procedure, because a lot of the VS models have mini tit implants…while Candice apprently has nothing but nip now.

She’s old, still boring, but still hot…so there’s that….

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2020

Sep

Caylee Cowan Being Slutty of the Day

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Caylee Cowan is some BARElY trending set of big tits that act slutty on the internet for attention. She’s LA based and that’s what these people find notable, or rewarding, or of value….whore out to the eyeballs willing to like and follow…and down the line, maybe you can sell them shit they don’t need so you can monetize your life, whether with a fan site or shitty product no one asked for…maybe even a beauty line….you know standard shit…

While she ramps up her name, she’s booked one or two shitty acting jobs, she’s apparently a producer on some shitty documentary…and her best work is being the sugar baby to Rick Salomon, the dude who fucked Paris in her Sex Tape, in more ways than one apparently…and who at 52, likes to surround himself with young hot chicks, by paying them….you know now that he’s done with marrying Pam Anderson a couple of times and has the poker money from scamming rich dudes he plays poker with….perfect for a young set of tits, natural or not, to navigate the Malibu life of luxury…

Here she is posing.

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2020

Sep

Victoria Justice Pussy Print of the Day

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Pussy Print, is Pussy Definition, which I guess is Cameltoe or Frontal Wedgie, but I like to think of it as it’s own beast, because to see the pussy layout, or the CAD Drawings of the pussy, you know the intricacies of how it’s built out….you know technical engineering documents you can use to make your own models of said pussy…

What I am saying is that you don’t necessarily need the pants to be eating the pussy, or would it be the pussy eating the pants, to see all the pussy has to offer, you can get a good idea of said pussy FORMAT with more of a gentle hug from the tight pants….

This is that gentle hug you need to see the pussy in the pants…and the pussy in question belongs to Victoria Justice….the girl sold off to the industry, who had a show named after her, but who Ariana Grande was the breakout star of said show, while this one sort of does nothing but spread her pussy in pants on the internet like it was a Niceklodeon casting pool party I’ve read about!

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2020

Sep

Terrifying Hipster Shoot of the Day

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This is the frontwoman of anti-fascist, anti-racism, anti-sexism, 4-piece musical outfit out of Brooklyn called SURFBORT…

She has been the mouth of GUCCI make-up campaigns, assuming she is a she, because looking at her makes me think she’s some try hard clout chasing fuck who would cut off his own dick for the attention….

You know one of those “I’m just being me”….or “I don’t give a fuck about what you say, but look how different, unique, loud and eccentric I am”….which by definition is not giving a fuck at all…it’s giving so many fucks you create an aesthetic around yourself all designed to get noticed…..

If this is what the kids are turning to for cool and inspirational….because they are a generation of lame losers….it would make sense….

I’ve been around a while, I’ve seen try hards from every industry, and if you don’t think this is trying hard, you’re crazy….if you think this is hot, you crazier…

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