Summer may be over….but TANLINES live on forever!
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2020
17
Sep
Tanline Thursday of the Day
2020
17
Sep
Edita Vilkeviciute for a Possible Throwback Thursday of the Day
I just saw these pictures posted on instagram a few hours ago and felt they’d be good to post as a reminder that Facebook is porn, that facebook is inconsistent in their policing of nudity, because there’s basically full trim on display, yes, I used the word trim to reference pussy, because why the fuck not.
I have been bitter towards “Big Internet’ which like Trump on Big Media, is basically that this soulless fucks stealing all your data to market to you aggressively, all disguised as some idiotic playground where you can find some level of purpose, following or celebrity, as you make these snakes richer and richer….are porn sites…
The number 1 search result for the first 10 years of google was SEX and PORN, and if you google image “dick in ass” you’ll find lots of pics of dick in ass. Then there is Youtube that is basically every fetish video around…even criminal shit that you know shouldn’t be published, maybe make all stars of all videos 18+…but why would they do that and throw away VIEWS….then there’s instagram that has deleted me, censored me, countless fucking times….for not even posting anything this bad…because they are bullshit….instagram is FILLED with porn, as is reddit, tumblr, basically anything that works on the internet that isn’t some software company or ecommerce platform, but even AMAZON sells pocket pussies, sex dolls and other insane things to cash it….all while pretending to be wholesome and family friendly…with some weird behind closed doors degenerate shit…so they can make those billions…
Now, I’m not against model Edita who is pretty hard faced, but still hot, in her wet clothing in this throwback shoot, it’s not even nearly as vile as some of the things people post on the platform, it’s just a reminder that SOME pussy is ok on IG, while others isn’t… even though as hetero men, I don’t think you can say hetero anymore, all pussy is ok…everywhere…
So here’s that IG pussy. Pervs.
Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciut
2020
17
Sep
Jojo Downward Dog of the Day
Jojo is loving her new found sex appeal, attention grabbing tits, position in the world as she builds off of her earlier very public career as a kid sold off to the industry, that has turned into lingerie modelling for Rihanna, showing off that she has massive tits on her own, and doing things like YOGA poses in public so that the world can see her flexibility in positions that could also be used in sex…
The point is, Jojo has found her sex appeal, likes the attention from it, and is running with it, and we’re not too fat to keep up with that run, because her version of running is posting slutty content on the internet. The right kind of run….none of that up at 5 am shit you see in the local park when you’re finishing your last beer of the night…those over achieving fucks.
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2020
17
Sep
Asshole Behind Thongs of the Day
The asshole is the orifice that unites us. This generation is all about the asshole, in part because they don’t believe in genders and the asshole makes them all the same, in part because they are all a bunch of queers eating eating ass, fingering ass, no matter what the gender, in part because they were raised on porn and the asshole is seen as the coveted shit filled hole to want to stick their dick in…and thanks to the thong, the asshole can be subtly shown off, like it’s not a thirst trap or attention seeking situation, but more of a “oh my asshole’s sticking out, I’ll post it anyway, because that’s how this thong is made”…
It’s weird times, but good times…
Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong
2020
17
Sep
Caroline Wozniacki Bikini of the Day
Caroline Wozniacki is a tennis star who I assume was positioned as the “hot” tennis star, because when you play against tanks like the Williams Sister, the little blonde skinny chick who kills it, looks exceptionally hotter than she would if she was playing a sport filled with babes…
However, tennis in and of itself, despite the thickness and strength needed to be a champion, is a hot fucking sport…it’s all fucking fancy, high end, rich person, with hot outfits, little skirts, panty flashes and grunts and moans like they are taking a big dick in the ass…it’s my favorite sport to watch, so seeing Wozniacki’s bikini attention seeking pic…a “look at my toned body cuz I’m an athlete” in a bikini body isn’t all that hot, but it represents a sport you can close your eyes and jerk off to, or stare at the wet spot and pussy definition when these girls bend over to make the shot….and that’s a win for me.
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Posted in:Caroline Wozniacki
2020
17
Sep
Leven Rambin Bodysuit of the Day
I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this Leven Rambin is in it…She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor…but her most important work, what she will be remembered for, is posting up her thong ass on the instagram, becasue it’s just a bathing suit man, not shameless at all, this isn’t her trying to say “LOOK AT MY FAT ASS EVERY DUDE I FUCK LIKES”…..
She’s apparently a Texan, and everything is bigger in Texas, but luckily this isn’t the Walmart checkout line version of a TEXAS ass, it’s more the Hollywood in a thong version of her ass.
Clearly she’s trying to market herself, get attention and I say – keep up the good work….I can really see this doing great on the casting couch when they only book you for your followers and tits and ass get hits…
I don’t hate on the exhibitionists, it’s actually a great time where the true whore shines through with these people…that otherwise would act all high brow and exclusive, you know “hollywood”….when really they are as gutter as everyone else trying to get followers on the internet….and that alone is HILARIOUS…but more importantly, we get to benefit from it, because look at this ass, it’s great.
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Posted in:Leven Rambin
2020
17
Sep
Kira Kosarin Got No Panties On of the Day
Kira Kosarin is a 22 year old who is just trying to figure out how to navigate this complicated world of celebrity and she’s doing it the right way…through slutty content. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET SEEN….especially now that everyone is a fucking whore on the internet, it’s hard to get people excited about some shitty bikini pic, there are literally 10,000 shitty bikini pics being uploaded daily…from people far more important, hotter, celebrated than you. I mean even celebs, top paid celebs, are dropping thirst traps on a weekly, or more often than weekly basis and this is their “Self Produced” content…they want that out there…
People only respond to smut, so if you want to get in on the action, you need to get in on that smut, so this is this one’s smut…
I still have no idea who this girl is, but you can google that, my job is reposting not giving origin stories…asshole.
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Posted in:Kira Korsarin
2020
17
Sep
Titty Drop Thursday of the Day
I know that life may suck, that you are either going broke or smart enough to be monetizing off the pandemic….going mental not leaving your house, not because you fear the virus, you’re not a pussy like that, plus you already feel dead and getting COVID could give you something to talk about….you know the whole walls are caving in on you….even if you wanted to leave the house where would you even go…I mean you could take advantage of the travel deals available to you….fly first class, stay at 5 star hotels, for a fraction of the price…but that requires effort and you’re busy with the life sucking narrative….
But remember, 100s of girls flash their tits on the internet daily, and here’s a snapshot of a few….not the best, not the worst, just a snapshot because tits are great.
Posted in:Titty Drop
2020
17
Sep
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Do Italians scream “pinocchio” every time they get an erection…..or was that just Walt Disney’s move in the back of the theatre during one of his latest cartoons…like he was Peewee Herman during his darker years….
That said, do you remember when sex toys were reserved for lonely fat ladies, bored married ladies, and lesbians? Now kids are gifted their first 12 inch suction dildo on their “18th” birthday as an investment into their future business of being lazy bitches who just do sex things on the internet for money because it is easy. You know, dad used to give his kids half of a car payment or if you were Jeff Bezos, a 300k loan for his business “amazon” to get them off their feet….some parents buy their kids their first home, or downpayment on their first home, but now…it’s about the suction dildo….you know to really get a running start on life….it must be weird for the dads, who you know are around, to see their kids pushing their Only Fans asshole grip video series..but it’s cheaper than sending them to college…
Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…
Heidi Klum doing Art…
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Katya Clover is a Proud Nudist!
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Hot Instagram Model….Misses Games…
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Bella Hadid Behind the Scenes Bikini
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Lorraine Bracco Gets a HGTV
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Chicken Strips are for Kids…
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Mike Tyson is a beast in training…
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Biggies Crown Sold for 600k
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The Smallest ANimals on Earth
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World Record Wave Surfed
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Microsoft Flight Simulator Compared to the Real Deal
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Dude Confronts Asshole Roommate
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The Origin Story of “Overly Attached Girlfriend” Meme
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Webcam Whores being Whores
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