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2020

18

Sep

Miley Cyrus Topless of the Day

I don’t hate Miley Cyrus, I just think she’s lame as fuck, everything she does is contrived. Even this nudity, is only because she’s promoting an album or song….

When she’s not promoting bullshit, she’s not getting naked, so it’s really a linear relationshop and that just means “tactic” not pure intentions…which makes the clickbait suck.

Not to mention, she’s not all that hot, but that’s just a matter of opinion, because I still think that despite not being hot, she’s still hot.

There is something to be said about her timing….not the timing of this striptease for the internet, which is timed to get hype around her latest song or album, but her timing around when she turned 18 and decided to hop on the getting naked on the internet trend…before it was the mainstream shit it is today….back when getting naked had some shock and awe and you could say “nice tits” without being a misogynist..it was less intellectualized…badly…and more “getting naked for the thrill”….or to get attention to get paid but it was less obvious…

So the reason there’s something to be said about it is because she normalized this naked on the internet thing, that went viral, mainstream and now every girl is naked on the internet…a legacy I support..

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2020

18

Sep

Bella Thorne Titty Flash of the Day

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The whole fanclub subscription model makes sense to me, only because I know how virgin loser fanboys are, and the idea of giving back to someone they jerk off to on the regular, you know because they are fans, makes sense…not to mention the whole business model is clickbait or cockteasing depending on how you view it…with a little misleading text to get people to buy the image or video they are upselling….they just can’t go on living without pulling out the credit card to see what’s behind the “virtual” door number 1….if you know what I mean…

Anyway, Bella Thorne in trying to maintain her edgy and relatable sex working edge, has been paid by Only Fans to get in on their programming, to scam her audience from content she’d otherwise post for free, in efforts to pull an additional revenue stream to her already vast web of revenue streams thanks to being a mainstream, Disney Talent.

I’ve seen her clickbait movie, Babysitter 2, and her acting is as bad as you’d expect and when you realize that you realize that she’s just a lot of misguided, or misplaced hype…she’s not that hot, she’s not that sexy, her sex appeal looks like it smells like a fart….and she’s just mooching off all the idiots cashing in…as she knows she’s just a lot of misplaced hype.

So this is her smut people pay for, a panty flash, because she’s an edgy sex worker…making a platform as LAME as it fucking is.

I get the why give the nudes for free concept, I get it for porn chicks who have loyal fans they actually engage with, but the mainstream influencers and celebs doing this is just a cash grab and cash grabs are always lame, disappointing, money grubber pieces of shit

I will look at her panties, despite the fact that she shouldn’t be in panties, but I guess she’s not ready to give the fuck you to the traditional mainstream by going too far, and the mainstream is still all about mooching off her because all they care about is money too…not quality, not art, not storytelling….getting paid…and that’s why most things suck.

Anyway, overrated, overpaid, but you can’t hate a girl for exploiting the opportunity when all she’s about is getting as much attention as she can on herself…even if she looks like she smells like a fart…or used condom…despite not using condoms…making it all the weirder…

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2020

18

Sep

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Here is Johnny Depp’s hot faced daughter and really hot upper body daughter….not that her lower body is that bad, it’s just like she’s two different people, her bottom half big, her top half tiny and hot..and really I’ve never seen her vagina and it could be out of this world…I mean two celebrity parents with their DNA give her a fighting chance in having a good vagina…but we’re not here for the vagina…we’re here for the upper body…it’s thin, the face doll-like and cute, even when she does the feminist thing of armpit hair….because she’s french and they are notorious for hairy armpits because the idea of shaving or not being your natural state is obviously pretty silly on all levels even if it is customary.

Don’t get me wrong, I hate hairy armpit bitches as much as the next guy, but I love bush more than the average dude, and with hairy armpits come thick, pillow in panty-like bush, and that’s just what I fucking live for….a small trade off for being triggered by my childhood foster parent who was some half retard troll woman who literally drove sitting on a phone book and had wooden blocks on her pedals of her car because she was so fucking janky…but she’d wear tank tops and I’d watch the sweat bead off her armpit hair….sometimes when cooking me dinner and it would make me gag…so on childhood trauma level…armpit hair is sick…but from this angle it’s looking alright to me.

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2020

18

Sep

Bar Refaeli Naked of the Day

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Bar Refaeli

Since it is the Jewish New Year, it is only logical to post up pictures of the most famous Jewish Model, at least of my era of models, because I can’t think of other Jewish models who are quite as famous as Bar Refaeli….

She’s Israel’s own party animal, tax evader, who threw her mom under the bus to avoid prison time for her tax evasion that stems from when she felt she was not a resident of Israel, but rather one of the world because she lived on Environmentalist Bullshit Artists Zero Emission private plane they travelled the world to all his 20,000 square foot houses that you know don’t run on electricity, but rather off the humidity in the air, on some future shit, because he couldnb’t be a hypocrite, he’s an actor….that Leo DiCaprio…

Anyway, she’s old, big, a mom…not the way we like our models, but she has had big tits, has been a beacon of hope for her people…that they too can skip their duty in the army to be a Victoria’s Secret model, if the tits are big enough to fit the bras they are selling!

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2020

18

Sep

On/Off Flasher Friday of the Day

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I am not going to bother writing nonsense about the art of showing your body clothed and unclothed as a mechanism to seduce people to subscribe to your bullshit fan account to see more nudes of you….

It’s pretty fucking obvious….picture clothed next to picture naked to see what the clothing is hiding…which in some case is better clothed and some cases better naked….depending on style….or more importantly how fucking nasty the bitch is…

That’s about all there is to this..

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2020

18

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Fake Country Ass of the Day

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I find Taylor Swift’s sex appeal to be less than the sex appeal of a wet rag and not even a warm wet rag shaped into a vagina shape like some Origami master at the all inclusive resort trying to make your hotel room feel 5 star…just fucking wet rag of a human…

I also find her whole angle of being this broken, weak, teenager in love, who is always the victim, pretty fucking pathetic and not empowering, just pandering to losers everywhere who would buy into her nonsense.

Even worse, I hate that she’s packaged herself as country, because she got her start in Nashville, thanks to knowing that country fans are forever…just ask LeAnn Rimes, you can do no wrong with country….

So seeing her at the Opry, an iconic place where some of the most amazing country musicians have played over the last 100 fucking years, whether at this venue or the old Rymans, you know where Johnny Cash jerked off to June Carter before he was even playing the GUITAR….back when he was working the family crop share….

Point being, she’s a pop star, who uses country, because country is lucrative, and it’s all pretty obvious in the fact that she lives in NYC, and uses country as a marketing hook, while country folk don’t turn their back on her, or egg her, like they should that CULTURAL APPROPRIATOR, because they are nice people who accept her into their club….even if she’s dog shit…

I guess the point is that she’s trying to sexualize herself with her pants riding up her ass for the Taylor Swift perverts who think she’s hot…when she’s not, but she has taken a lot of dick, at least based on her lyrics that I try to not listen as they rape us with them on the regular thanks to radio play.

Fuck Taylor Swift.

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2020

18

Sep

Man at the Phone Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Little Caesars Staff Critique Robbers During Robbery

Mad at the Grocery Store

Rescued Sloth…

Rebar Through the Car

Dumb car….

Lawyer Giving Out 500 Dollar Tips

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2020

18

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When a pussy gets old, it gets rusty, we call it a clanker because it sounds like one when the dried up old bitch with her orange dyed hair uncrosses her legs…

That’s all I have to say about that!

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2020

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t understand why kids are pissed about schools being cancelled or why they are against doing the whole work from home thing….because looking back on high school, it was the fucking worst. What a waste of fucking time with a bunch of useless assholes…..

It was a waste of fucking time on every fucking level. Clearly it’s just designed to be some daycare to keep the kids locked up for the entire fucking day….teaching them about 10 minutes of information in an entire day….broken up with recess and lunch and gym class and other waste of time things….only to try to get you to do work at home when you’re done being there ALL fucking day….in some cases people had an hour commute on a shitty fucking school bus, where they were either tortured or did the torturing and in both cases it was an hour each way on a fucking school bus…where kids puked and stank and screamed in your ear….and you couldn’t fucking escape it…

All so their parents can work, to get taxed, because the government doesn’t get enough of your money from sales tax, property tax, tax on booze, smokes, weed, lottery….whatever the fuck else they charge fees on…..so they need that income tax too….the system is designed to make everyone fail….

Anyway, High School is designed to be a waste of time, I am sure 10 year olds, if taught proper could learn ALL they need to graduate high school at 10 years old…instead they dragging it out…man, life is fucking short you fucking time wasters..not that this has any impact on me, my step parenting, my dead beat dadd-ing…it just at a certain age, everyone you know is a parent and you have to hear them bitching….triggering those of us who fucking hated high school…

That said, I am going to go out and collect some random used masks imagining a hot pussy attached to the lips that breathed their “doing their part to prevent COVID” breath all up on it, assuming it’s not some old diabetic dude’s mask, which totally ruins the fantasy, because it was probably some old diabetic man’s mask, and now I’ve jerked off all over it…kinda thing…we all need hobbies…

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2020

17

Sep

Rita Ora Blurry Nipples of the Day

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Rita Ora who pretends to be a popster, a celebrity, as she’s in the music industry and attends all the events, but who I see as a set of tits, because she’s got big tits, tits that have been her biggest ally and partner, tits that she’s show us time and time again, either topless, or just aggressive cleavage because she knows they are her best feature, her marketing hook, maybe even the reason she’s got a record deal or producers working for her…and sure they aren’t as great as they once were, but they are still a substantial celebrity tit….one could argue the tits are the celebrity and Rita Ora is just their handler…either way…she posted this titty clickbait shit and she edited out her nipple.

That’s the kind of shit that should get a girl stoned, you know the blatant cocktease, all “look at my tits, I’ve got tits, only you can’t see my full tit, even though you’ve seen my tit before since I am more than just tits, my eyes are up here, you aren’t worthy to see my tit again, I’m not just a blatant user of my tit, even though that’s exactly what censoring my nipples is”….you see showing your full tit, or editing down your full tit, is still only getting you talked about for your tit, so you might as well just go for gold and let us see it all. Asshole.

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