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Christina Aguilera Whorin’ Old Lady of the Day

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Britney Spears Returns With Weird Dancing of the Day

2020

Sep

Jamie Chung Freaky Sex of the Day

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I don’t know who Jamie Chung is, but she reminds me that I’ve never had sex with an asian, even though I’ve always wanted to have sex with an Asian, ever since I was since I was a kid and told Asians had sideways vaginas…..

Sure, I know you can buy sex with an Asian for very cheap, if you just go to the legal rub and tugs around every city in the world, because Asians are everywhere…you can get it done, but there’s not challenge or sportsmanship in going to a rub and tug….

I know that rub and tugs that aren’t considered hookers because it’s up on some holistic shit that some insurance companies cover …some health and wellness for the soul….Sex tourism is in your own backyard…that your company’s medical plan will cover….

But it’s still the same as fishing in a stocked pool, hunting in a fenced in nature preserve, it’s not challenging…

That said, Jamie Chung started out as a reality star on an MTV Real World, but turned herself into an actress, and I have no idea what this is for, I just know at 37, but 18 in tightness, it’s the asian genetics…and now she’s getting naked and getting scene, the way nature intended.

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2020

Sep

Miley Cyrus See Through of the Day

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I don’t hate Miley Cyrus. I like what she’s done to promote nudity on the internet as part of a marketing campaign back when she was trying to be an edgy twerking idiot to break free from being a Disney Kid, despite probably still being owned by Disney, they own everything and I find it hard to believe that they’d put this one on so hard, making her a massive star, just to let her run off and do her own vagina spreading on the internet thing…but maybe I’m just a greedy fuck who feels that if I created some superstar celebrity, I’d want to keep getting paid for it.

ANYWAY….Miley is annoying, in part because she went wholesome and blamed her whole wild times on smoking weed, which for anyone who smokes weed knows that weed does the opposite of make you wild…it makes you lazy as shit…but ok, play that angle…but yeah…she came out hard and naked, it was hot and fun, it got all the mainstream follower idiots getting naked, and everything was a good time….perverts bought cameras and became photographers with huge line-ups of girls wanting to get naked online for free….but then all good things come to an end…Miley got Serious, Miley disappeared, and girls everywhere started trying to sell the nudes they were so into giving away for free…

NOW….Miley is back to promote some bullshit, to do a cash grab, and since her shitty album when married didn’t do well…because she’s boring….at her core…boring…she’s tapped back into that fake, but fun Miley, the nudist to get back on the charts…

It’s a cash grab, it isn’t authentic, but a naked Miley is better than a serious Miley, even though this Miley is probably not the real Miley, while boring married Miley who doesn’t use social media, probably is….

Not that I care, just keep bringing the nudes.

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2020

Sep

Pixie Lott Swimsuit of the Day

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I know with the Emmys going on, with all these sluts self promoting hardcore through nudity, whether they are low level IG models trying to bait and switch, which is illegal marketing tactics, to get your money because you’re such a fucking pervert you need to drop 50 dollars to pay for a nude that isn’t a nude, because the title is “First time Nude”…like a bunch of dick sucking suckers….

But yeah, with all the shameless self promoters that have spent the weekend shamelessly self promoting, from all levels of celebrity to irrelevance, filling our lives with so much nudity…

The first post you want from me is that of Pixie Lott in a one piece..

I took two days to stare at the wall, to decompress, to give my old eyes a break from staring at the stupid fucking screen…..to come in strong with a repost of a very average celebrity in a very average bathing suit pic…because that’s the kind of hard hitting, clickbait seeking, maybe I’ll get rich off this blogging shit, kind of motherfucker that I am…

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2020

Sep

Bikini Girl Falls Off Skateboard and other Videos of the Day

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Woman Thinks Muffler Insulation is Hair

Toilet Brawl

Big Wave

Woman Tried Stealing 27 Cans of Tuna

Nun Steals a Phone

Lazy Fuck Fed While playing Games

Terrifying.

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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Christmas is Cancelled, Halloween is Cancelled, but the bullshit Emmy Awards were not cancelled….not that I watched them, or anyone watched them, who cares about awards for useless people in shows we may like, but that’s enough acknowledgement from us….

Who is watching this shit, I assume very old people who will die off and take these lame awards with them….but we can only hopes…

The other thing that isn’t cancelled is retards get power from getting naked on the internet, trying to push their agendas on us…and actually manipulating the narrative or moral code of a generation….because they are too dumb to fact check or realize the bitch they are excited about…but then again that’s is a generation that puts their “Pronouns” in their bios on social media…because there’s nothing worse than getting that in a signature on an email…or whatever..

The world is nuts, but good thing we’re all divided…keep spreading the misinformation and showing the tits…

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The “Hillbilly Fire Brigade” Fought Off The Fire In Oregon And Saved It!
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Very High Turbulence Sends Flight Attendant Through The Cabin!
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Bill Murray Picked Games on College GameDay From a Swinging Chair
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The Schitt’s Creek Movie is Happening
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Gisele Sends Tom Brady a Support Video
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It’s Ok to be a Voyeur if You’re a Woman
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Weird Guitar Gently Weeps Cover…
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Brett Favre is in Tampa Bay for Tom Brady’s First Home Game With a Brady T-Shirt On
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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Everyone is so mad at each other because of their personal beliefs, which is fucking stupid…the whole point of not living in hell or prison, is that you should be allowed to believe what you damn want…but more importantly, that you can be so self absorbed that you don’t get phased by other people’s bullshit…because if you dig deep into yourself, you’ll know that you don’t actually care about anyone but yourself and even that is a “barely”….

So…if go into the weekend only hating yourself, not each other, because I can assure you that you fucking suck as we all fucking suck….but you suck more…don’t ruin your own vibe…

Speaking of vibe….where are all the dildos at because they seem to be in the asses of men everywhere as the modern diet and lack of exercise offers a lack of testosterone making everyone a little bitch….maybe everyone is just gay or asexual or maybe they want to be….becuse the level of “being” offended out there is crazy…the other day some dude told me he doesn’t feel comfortable about the presentation of women on this site….like dude, I am reposting tits of celebs from social media….look at the tits and leave at that man…jesus a dude being offended by women in photos is just not natural to me…and shouldn’t be for you..

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Emily Ratajkowski Blonde and Topless!
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Woman Tries To Contest Her Speeding Ticket, Embarrasses Herself
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This is Paris. Hollywood Feeds its Own!
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Russian Wedding Dancing Session!
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Lais Ribeiro’s Hot Jewelry Photoshoot!
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Bella Hadid Showing Some Booty
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Hot Model Siobahn Perry’s Hot Shoot!
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Lady Gaga Dropped a New Video
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Gracie Hunt in a Bikini
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Busty Girl of the Internet!
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Brielle Biermann Catches Heat for Sitting on Her Stepdad Kroy Biermann’s Lap on His Birthday
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Larsen Thompson Bustin Out
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Dove Cameron Shoots Herself in Lingerie
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Odell Beckham Jr Laughed Until He Cried After He Watched Slim Danger’s Interview Claiming He Likes To Be Pooped On
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Aria DiMezzo, The Trans, Satanist And Anarchist, Wins Nomination For County Sheriff!
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Wild Squirrel Suddenly Freezes While Taking Nuts From A Guy’s Hand!
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Christian Siriano ends his runway show with a splash in the pool….
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Bar Refaeli Brings Us Fitness Friday!
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Dua Lipa Does a Covid Dating Song with James Corden….She’s Good. He’s…James Corden.
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Masks, Social Distancing and Fighting in Cleveland Last Night
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Old Man Goes Up Against Mexican Cartel
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Huge Truck Accident In Cambodia Caught On Dashcam
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Trevor Noah selling Bel Air Manse for $22m
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Topless Skater Girl….
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Ashley Tisdale’s Pregnant
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Oliva Holzmacher is Busty!
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Wendy Williams – Female Voyeur
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How Buying A Computer Used To Be Like Back In The Day!
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Banksy loses copyright on one of his most famous pieces
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Penguins Forward Kasperi Kapanen’s Girlfriend Paige Lorenze Likes to Take Her Clothes Off on the Gram
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Virgen Maria is the Queen of Weird!
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Britney Spears is Upside Down!
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73-Year-Old Soccer Coach Says He Might Have Been Hacked After a Half-Naked Model Appeared on His IG Story
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Lily James on Set – Terrifying
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Cuoco in a Mask
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Ali Larter in Jeans
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Lucy Hale Tight Shorts
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Dove Cameron Hot in a Shoot
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Olivia Wilde in a Swimsuit
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2020

Sep

Bebe Rexha See Through of the Day

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Here’s some Bebe Rexha in what has to be a see through top, I mean it would be off brand and out of style for it not to be a see through shirt…I mean that would be anti-feminist to have a liner under the lace that looks like skin, you know the shit old ladies wear, even if Bebe is an old lady in the grand scheme of her pop career. Definitely over 30 and it’s her first year or two as this version of herself.

She’s an Albanian like Rita Ora and Dua Lipa, two other sets of tits that sing, it’s an Albanian thing, and she’s not as fat as she’s been, so I’m all for staring at the tits, and even if she was still fat I’d still be into staring at her tits, that’s the only value a fatty has.

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2020

Sep

Pia Mia Perez Topless Selfie of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam born, now 23 year old, jailbait that was sold off to the industry when she was young. She moved to LA to pursue music, she’s now doing Only Fans…it’s trendy, it’s a way to monetize and all these young people are far better at monetizing on the internet….willing to do whatever it takes…

She was signed to interscope, so it was legit, she did some acting, she’s slowly got more and more gutter and plastic, designed like a Kardashian and dancing around in hip hop videos like she was a video vixen….all while amassing a HUGE following..especially considering she’s got a pretty useless IMDB…where she was in one movie called Santa Paws…now she’s getting naked on the internet for money, or clout, or both…being edgy and relatable cashing in.

Anyone who signs up to fan clubs is an idiot to me, but I get why these girls would do a fan account, after 10 years of giving it away for free on instagram, it’s time to try to get some of that back! You see ZUCK is the Billionaire not the girl selling Skinny Tea.

All this to say sexualizing herself on social media is great, until they show you the censored version and try to make you pay for the full semi-nude because they don’t want to actually ruin their career….they just want the money….

It’s basically the SCRAMBLED PORN of the era, jerking off to a blue tit in the top right corner of the screen as it gets fucked…you know what I mean.

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2020

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s Fishnet Friday…the day where you can fantasize about catching hot ass in your net without having to go to jail because the girls are catching themselves in their net…as it’s one of their lingerie or pantyhose options or styles when trying to be sexy, daring, a fetish, etc…you know adding spice to a marriage or to a Fan Account….because fishnets and all their hugging off bodypart glory is hot…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2020

Sep

Jessica Simpson Got Skinny of the Day

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Jessica Simpson may be old as shit, she may be the third tier of the pop stars of her generation, she may have 3 too many kids, as she rolls into her 40s….but she’s a billionaire from selling made in China clothing to poor people via Walmart and that has made her billions of dollars…..more importantly, despite being 100 pounds overweight for the majority of her 30s, except when Weight Watchers step in and offer her 1,000,000 dollars to lose the weight, but she has maintained her big tits throughout the highs and lows of her rich as shit life…

She not fat right now….for now…but she’s also not uncrossing her legs in slow motion, so what’s the fucking point…

There is no point…

That’s the point.

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