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2020

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess I’ll update the site, you know most days I debate throwing it all away, but we’ve come so far as we barely hang on by a thread…..knowing that if I didn’t update no one would care, but realizing if I didn’t update, I’d have to hang out with my wife all day, so instead of any of that…I guess I’ll update….it’s a compulsion…I don’t like it, but I like it better than the other options.

Here are some stepLINKS

Gisele in a Bikini on a Surfboard
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In a Weird Turn of Events – Rumer Willis is an Underwear Model for the Kardashians…
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Hot Model Franzi Tending to her Garden…Half Naked and Hot
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How Do Potholes Happen….
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Disney’s Mulan Gets Political?
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South Park Compilation of Randy Marsh….
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49ers Wife in a Bikini!
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Master P Launching Food Line
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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NUTTY! The world is nuts so those of us who have always been called crazy now need to go more nuts, so tonight I plan to smear my hep feces on public door handles…maybe I’ll target the banks….or I’ll just sit on the couch and wait until tomorrow…we got options…

Not that I’m nuts, or considered nuts, but normals have called me nuts over the years, and I’ve always found what I call the normals, not in some “I’m so obscure, so different” kind of way, I’m not like that, more in a “you normals suck and why are ya’ll so weird on all levels, with your 9 to 5 shitty lives with your shitty wives, that’s the real crazy, the system man…working all day to be in debt with a house and an average car, until you die, with zero accomplished and zero fulfilled, a slave to wherever you work, because that’s why you put your priorities on, to fit in, to be normal, you don’t know that life is about the opposite of all that nonsense, that’s the scam they tell you, the lie, to make you comply….the system always wins, that is why it is called the system”…kind of way…

But now that everyone seems to have lost their damn minds, you’d expect there to be more fun being had, more “fuck it all let’s go nutty”….I mean all the girls are getting naked online for money without the fear of their future self not being able to secure a job, you know people are giving the system the finger, they are growing their own food, learning how to cook, surviving on less and spending time with good people they care about….or hate but still care about…..yet everyone is more angry and uptight than ever….

Isn’t the whole point of fuck it all, we’re all going to die, look at my butthole online, meant to be designed that we don’t take shit so seriously….but EVERYONE takes shit so seriously…I guess it is just the hypocrisy of the time because the normals who are saying who gives a fuck are still normals and just imposters…they are just doing what they think they are supposed to be doing…because the system always wins…that is why it’s called the system

NOW LINKS…Here are some stepLINKS…

Noah Cyrus’ Twerk Round Up is Crazy
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Gisele is Dreaming About Getting Back on Her Surfboard
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Kendall Jenner is Down at The Lake in a Bikini!
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Bella Thorne has a Creepy Clone and She’s Showing a RACY Panty Shot!
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Virtual Signalling with Popcorn
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49ers TE George Kittle’s Wife Rocks a Skimpy Neon Bikini
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Heidi Klum Rocking the Fringe and Looking Hot
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Addison Rae – Thirst Trap Thursday!
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Man Makes Doll Shoot Lasers Out of Its Eyes
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Sign Language Orangutan
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Ken Jennings to Potentially Replace Trebek as Host on Jeopardy
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Bella Hadid Cleavage!
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Bella Hadid Nipple Pokies
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Some Funny Memes!
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Marvel’s Tribute to Chadwick Boseman
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Man Gets Bitten By Baby Shark
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Did Anyone Really Think Covid would take out The Rock
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Cam Newton Named Patriots Starting QB and a Team Captain
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Zoey Dutch Cooking!
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Slimy Model Covered in Green Slime
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Parasailing Couple Have their Cable Snap
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Crane Can’t Handle Load
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Dana White Hired the Badass Former Best Buy Security Guard
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Tana Mongeau Wants Josie Canseco Knocked Up!
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Model Bar Madlonado Shows her Bike and Boobs
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Marie Osmond Exits the Talk….ok…
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The Jay Cutler and Tomi Lahren Dating Rumors Are False But she Is Hot…
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Amazing Model Licking Watermelons!
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Tire Explosion
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Dude Rants About Boneless Wings
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Sugar baby of the year award goes to:
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Cynthia Ka is Tanned and Nude Modeling Perfectly!
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David Blaine’s Full Length Ascension Stunt
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Renee Gracie Goes Naked on the Gram
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This Model is Named Lady D Sperzione and she’s in a Bikini!
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Jojo is HOT in her Swimsuit on her PaddleBoard!
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Top 10 Sex Tips!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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From the Forum

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Irina Shayk is Pantsless and Hot in NYC
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Kristen Bell in Ill Fitting Sweat Pants
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Malin Akerman and her Dogs
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Olivia Munn’s Midget Legs in Tight Pants
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Olivia Cooke in SHorts
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Josie Canseco is Dog Walking
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Sofia Richie in Slutty Shorts
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Ester Esposito in Bikini TOp
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Cate Blanchett in a Tight Dress
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Amber Heard is a Monster Kill Her
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Amanda Holden – Tight Tee
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Myleene Klass in Wild Pants
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Madison Beer Gas Pumping Babe
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From stepSMUT!!

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Bella Thorne’s Sister has an Only Fans Where she Posted a 2 Hour Lesbian Sex Session…classy
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Big Tits Work the Dildo
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Big Tits Masturbating
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Shy Naked Girls
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girls with their Tongues Out!
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Busted a Nut During a Lap Dance
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Naked Girls Flipping the Bird
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Face Sitting During Video Game
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Veiny Breasts
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McDonald’s Booty
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Girls Who Fist Themselves Impress Me
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Amanda Seyfried Nude Scenes Enhanced!
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Pile of Pussy
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The Suction Dildo on the side of a Car is LOLZ
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Drunk Ring Girl
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2020

03

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger’s Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Does anyone give a fuck about 40 something year old Nicole Scherzinger in her bikini, I mean I am sure there are weirdo fans out there who think Nicole Scherzinger is the best thing to ever fucking happen to the world, and have stuck by her side since the first Pussy Cat Doll video, but the rest of us just assume she’s a tranny, before tranny was a thing, who along with her tits and face procedures either got her dick folded inside out, her body is just too hard….or maybe she’s still into the manual procedure of tucking…tuck game strong if you know what I mean….either a Vegas Showgirl, or a professional trained off broadway dancer who knew how to move like a girl, either way, she’s in a bikini and I’m not believing anyone gives a fuck, but I’ll top post it anyway to show how outdated this shit is as social media stars make their millions a month selling butthole pics and running Youtube and TikTok earning scams….because no one under 40 even knows who Scherzinger is…which works for us, since we’re all a bunch of fucking boomers.

Either way, looks like covid is really getting her down because like every other celeb pretending COVID exists, she’s living large…and not just her dick size..I mean…on beaches and shit.

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2020

03

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer may be coming to an official end this weekend, I mean I guess it’s not the official end, but people like to consider this the last weekend of the summer, at least in North America, like there’s even a “rest of the world” right…

The good news is that there are slutty girls of the internet who like to maintain their tanlines, so much that if they get their spray tans with their favorite panty lines. I am in Canada and I’ve been to stripclubs and in the deep dark days of winter, there are tanlines…so it can be done…plus a lot of sluts live in Florida..so there won’t be a tanline shortage for your tanline fantasies…you weirdos who like seeing where clothes once were while in the sun so you know you’re getting their NAUGHTY “exclusive” for your eyes only bullshit…or maybe you just like how the contrast makes the ass look…nice!

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2020

03

Sep

Bella Hadid Mom Jean Pussy of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a monster who was re-designed by her rich parents and I guess their plastic surgeon after she got jealous of her sister Gigi’s hype. These rich kids are fucking spoiled and in this generation, being a respected, although I don’t think anyone respects Bella Hadid’s work ethic, look, or contribution to the fashion industry, but that industry is full of suck up losers trying to get close to people they think are important for their own egotistical bulshit….but yeah…she’s a high paid, top model, from instagram who does the work her sister doesn’t bother with anymore, Kendall Jenner is above and barely bothers with anymore, while the bench warming string hitter, at least I assume it’s called a string hitter, I don’t do the whole sports thing like all these girls do the sports things, cuz they are rich slutty whores, because I think sports are for fucking homos into watching dudes play high school games at a higher level and higher pay grade….but that’s not the point…the point is Bella Hadid, the ugly sister, managed to trick an industry into thinking her ugly look was unique and stunning and interesting, maybe because we don’t do genders anymore, maybe because it is all about inclusivity…maybe because if you get the face fillers and have the followers the people believe the lie…and don’t care that your career was bought, a product of her sister’s career which was also bought, because rich kids don’t cry over ponies or who gets the hotter car on their 16th birthday, they cry over being famous, instagram followers, being taken seriously despite being nothing but a garbage rich kid..

Look, I don’t hate rich kids, I am not bitter towards rich people I don’t give a fuck what other people have, I just hate shitty people and this is a shitty person with shitty mid section, showing her shitty banged out broken rich girl cunt, in a pair of jeans jacked up inside her because some people need that feeling of fullness to feel alive…when they know they are so empty…and a product of bullshit…but she probably doesn’t realize she’s all bullshit yet..she’s just cruising through…not quite in on the scam…because it’s better to think this is warranted celebrity than to think it’s all contrived, manufacture, digital marketing done right because faking it til you make it and continuing to fake while you made it…is easier on the ego I assume…

Either way, nasty ass overrated pussy in jeans for ya’ll sick fucks.

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2020

03

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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It is safe to say that people with tits like to show off tits because tits get hits, trust me, I know, my whole internet existence over the last 15 years has been based on tits getting hits, I write these words, but people don’t read them, why would they…I mean I wouldn’t read words on other sites…it’s just a horrible compulsion, but I am sure if I just posted the tits, without the words, the hits would stay the same, maybe even better because there would be no bullshit words to distracted by, just tits….

Anyway, hundreds of girls like flashing their tits, some have better tits than others because not all tits are created equally, but its’ one of those things where even shitty tits are awesome….and girls into flashing their tits, more and more join that movement each day are equally awesome, probably not in personality but in TITTY FLASHING!!

Here’s about 30 sets of tits, click more to see them all.

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2020

03

Sep

Rowan Blanchard’s New York City Dreams of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard turns 18, escapes LA and that charmed Disney Life her family sold her wellbeing off for, to hit the “edgier” (LOL) NYC…

Yes there was a time when the lesser evil of the bratty rich kids who thought they were cool lived in NYC, you know the ones who wore jeans and flannel and did the whole homeless look while being rich. They were called hipsters and they were laughed at by all because to be a hipster required work despite looking like it was shat out on the subway during homeless sex.

While LA was filled with lame kids looking like aspiring Disney kids, which ironically, I assume it’s irony, I still don’t understand irony, Rowan Blanchard is…

So the edgy fashion and music scene cocaine lovers were in NYC and the closet case queers in colorful clothing in LA….

But then the whole world just turned into shit and everyone everywhere was a lame ass trying to come across as edgy….so I assume Rowan in her now bi-sexual existence, who moved to NYC to find her lesbian activist self, is out here producing this dramatic shit…as she “finds herself” as far away from the city that ate her soul….LOS ANGELES….when really it’s all the same shit…get a grip loser.

Here she is on the Creeper cam…living her best NYC microbikini life…edgy.

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2020

03

Sep

Madison Beer’s Gas Pump Pussy of the Day

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Since the world has no gender anymore, Madison Beer is the King of the staged paparazzi pics, it’s like this bitch got bought by Beiber after her Youtube success singing shitty cover songs back when she was 15 or 16 and perverts around the world would stare at her boobs, because youtube is some pervert shit for perverts disguised as some top tech company that is basically built off porn…just don’t tell the advertisers who give them hundreds of billions of dollars each year…they’d be totally against that…right…

When it comes to porn, people are selective, some porn sites get all kinds of mainstream love, even get publicly traded or a funded by Hedge Funds on Wall Street, while others get blacklisted…some sites, like this one, aren’t even porn, but TOO hardcore for GOOGLE, despite google’s number one search query being PORN..or SEX…it’s so fucking dumb.

But anyway, Madison Beer, despite having no songs that you’ve heard, is always working the paparazzi, it’s an inside job….they are in on it…they need content, she needs attention, for when she does release her music, which really isn’t anything impressive since you can change everyone’s voice using a basic computer and thus make everyone sing, if only Milli Vanilli had that tech back in the 80s…

POINT BEING, she’s pumping gas, spreading her legs, with pants on, but you know that’s just part of her tease….big titties out….marketing and publicity strategy properly executed…just wait til she launches her Only Franz.

Yes, one of her cars is a Ferrari.

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2020

03

Sep

Girl Uses Ranch Dressing as a Chaser of the Day

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The things people will do for the social media clout is pretty ridiculous, I am not against people documenting their every move, especially now that all these attention seekers are aggressively seeking their 15 mins of fame by just doing their own thing, not bothering crafting a strategy to sell to some money person….just as easy as using ranch dressing or really anything obscure as a chaser after a shot before going out to party amongst the COVID people are ignoring…

The nice thing about this is knowing that once the fame hits for those 15 mins, the sex tapes and nudes are quickly going to follow….because fame is addictive and you gotta keep those hits up…

I’ve never really one for chasers, I like the burning abuse on the way down so I know what my liver is going through….the whole masking that abuse with a sweet thick milky flavor like ranch from the bottle is probably the last thing I’d want to have curdle inside me…I have puked from drinking at least 2-3 times in my life and it was from Irish Car Bombs, the Baileys just rotted me out…..the other time was tequila…I think…and the first time was malt liquor as a kid…but this isn’t about me…it’s about this Ranch Chaser clearly chasing dreams….not promoting her only fans yet but it’s likely coming…

Wild party girls who “don’t give a fuck” at least not until they are washed up and decide to while about it have always existed but now they are on social media to remember their sloppy at best glory days!

The best thing about this is that Tito’s and Ranch will end up on the menu at some pretentious cocktail bar that call what they do MIXOLOGY…and I guess that others will follow this challenge and by next week 10000 girls will be doing the RANCH CHASER CHALLENGE thanks to the internet.

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2020

03

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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People really seem to love showing their assholes…because there are hundreds of asshole behind thong pics being updated daily…and the only reason for that is because people really love showing their assholes….

Maybe it is that movement of de-sexualizing body parts, even though every pose of these asshole behind thong pics is pretty sexual…maybe it’s to de-stigmatize it, you know make it acceptable and ok for girls to show their assholes…something I endorse…or it could be some empowering, own your puckered anus, love it for all its ridges, discoloration, hemorrohoid or HPV scars….because you are you, it is part of you and to love yourself truly requires putting those things you are shy about…like an asshole…the hole in which you shit from….on the internet…

Or these are just a bunch of slooots…

Either way, ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAY….cuz we like repeat features now…