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2020

08

Sep

Upside Down Dove Cameron of the Day

Dove Cameron who I prefer to call Dove Cambidextrous because you can jerk off to her shameless self promotion with both your hands….is some face filled freak destroyed by Disney.

Along with face fillers, the 24 year old has won a Daytime Emmy for her performance on some Disney Show called Liv and Maddie…and she’s also on some other show called the Descendents, which is not about the punk band….Milo Went to College the Musical….it’s probably some other Disney produced smut to brain wash the youth..

Like all Disney Kids at 24, she’s overly sexualized….and a multi-talented actor, singer and dancer…so along with shitty acting gigs, she’s also got a singing career for her millions of brain washed fans and perverts who follow her because she’s overly sexualized.

She’s a puppet, like all these other puppets and here are her titties…kinda…

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2020

08

Sep

Noah Cyrus Shaking Something of the Day

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I don’t think Noah Cyrus is hot, even with the face injections, she’s an ugly chick playing a hot chick, like 99 percent of girls of social media…it’s all lies…

She is better than the other ugly girls on social media trying to get attention through her nudity, half nudity, twerking….because she’s a CYRUS and in being a Cyrus she’s got access to anything she fucking wants in her privilege life….not just because of her sister and her dad who obviously had to give her all kinds of affirmations when Miley was getting famous and she remained the weaker sister…..so she’s got a lot of confidence on the surface, but I am sure a lot of feeling of inadequacies because clearly she’s rather be Miley, out here making music, doing shoots, being an influencer, pumped that Miley is her sister and she’s got that hook to get people to notice her, but probably self hating because of it….

She looks like Bunny The Goddess when she dances:

Only Bunny is way fucking cooler….

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2020

08

Sep

Bebe Rexha Fitness Tits of the Day

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Bebe Rexha, the fat at busty attention seeking narcissist who I guess really believed her own hype when deciding to launch a pop career at 30, which takes some level of delusion, or confidence, depending on who you ask, especially since she was about 50 pounds heavier than this when she decided to do the pop thing…..

She wasn’t a random fat 30 year old who wanted to be a popstar, she was actually at one time a 20 year old who got signed, only to become a hit maker for other popstars, which I guess reaffirmed that she could make hits for herself, getting her that confidence in a “Now or Never”….but it’s still a bold move even in these INCLUSIVE times….

She’s out here working out her big fat girl titties because health is wealth and I’ll never shit on a fat girl trying to get skinny. it’s actually the hottest a fat girl can be, as a fat man, I know that takes work, discipline commitment and all that….so get it Bebe Rexha as we all watch and stare at that big ass, even if we don’t like big girls on their own, independent of fitness, but seeing them fighting to get skinny, is the closest they can get to porn for the fat shamers like myself….

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2020

08

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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New feature alert….TINY TITS because I am into tits of all sizes and have always been….I never thought small tits were any less valuable or important than big tits…if anything I was always drawn to smaller tits because they usually came with a better, more fit, skinny body…while sloppy tits, unless you find a unicorn, come with a sloppy body…

Point being, we don’t discriminate here, but if we were some massive mainstream success story of the internet that wasn’t cancelled back in 2004 when we first launched….all the insanity I’ve posted here over the years would surely tell a different story about the kind of person the annoying people of social media decide to slaughter without actually knowing them or the context of what they say….

We are inclusive…all humans are seen as equally shit, but all tits are seen as equally awesome…so here are some Tiny Tits on a Tuesday…hopefully…I remember this amazing, life changing, compilation….

They call this hashtag #IBTC – Itty Bitty Titty Committee…if you’re into sourcing small tits of your own….or you can look at these ones…..even though some of the small tits aren’t even that small…imposters moving in on small titty turf…appropriating….due to their dysmorphia……

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2020

08

Sep

Surfer With COVID – Gets Busted and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Guy Fail…

Work related Injury

Builder Pisses Down Pipe…

Misfire!

Dude Taking Hits…

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2020

08

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hate social media….so I find it amazing that younger people are drawn to it, despite it being the place where old fucks use on the regular…badly… because I consistently hear old fucks in public, or walking by me talking about Facebook posts, now more than ever…even getting worked up and angry about how some of their old fuck friends don’t use the platform properly…but how they also are dabbling with TikTok….and as someone who finds old fucks lame, despite being an old fuck…I don’t see how younger people would ever want to use the same platform as their grandmas….

I get that everyone is a fucking pathetic computer based fuck…but when I was young, our social media was parties, and if there was a 35 year old at those parties, you’d be like “NARC”….but in this era…people are like LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE BEHIND MY THONG AND SIGN MY ONLY FANS GRANDPA….because I guess old fucks have money to burn…but the whole thing makes no sense to me….go where the audience is, instead of where the cool people are, because no one is cool…except maybe this SPAM BOT who has pink nipples and a tight vagina…

Stop making these lame ass sites billions of dollars you idiots…there’s nothing worse than hearing how Reed Hastings at Netflix or Zuckerberg are these revolutionaries….nothing either did is that life changing or any different than ANY other social network….or content distribution platform….yet the media loves their heroes and bigs them up…when they are all just as dumb as you, only they are all funded….so stop hyping up these billionaires too…

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The Steelers QB Room Has Two QBs Who Have Been Linked to The Bachelor’s Hannah Ann
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Bella Thorne is Back in The Babysitter 2!
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Hot Model Irene Noren in Lingerie Looking Hot
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Busty Elle Johnson Takes a Shot at the Big 10 and Pac 12 Commissioners With Her Bikini Bowl Pick
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Katie Holmes Getting her PDA On
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Looking Into The ‘Sweetest’ Disaster Ever, The Molasses Disaster of 1919!
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Young Magician From Michigan Stuns His Dad With A Trick!
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Compilation of Shooting Fails..
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Chief Keef’s Baby Momma Slim Danger Alleges That Odell Beckham Jr Likes to be Shit on
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Paul George Drops 32 With His Girlfriend Daniela Rajic Courtside – Look at her Slutty Pics
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Cover of David Bowie’s ‘Man Who Sold The World’ On Harp!
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Truck Drops Almost An Entire Load Of Soft Drinks!
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Chantel Jeffries – Titties in a Bikini!
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How Lima Derives 10,000 Liters Of Water A Day From The Fog!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Labor Day….and You are all drones..We live in a society where Karaoke and Dancing is banned and people are ok with it because the government told them so….or because they fear a virus….day off or not…

I guess you didn’t get the “live in the moment” you can get hit by a bus and die too….but instead you are just complying submissive conforming obedient motherfuckers…

Which I guess I should have expected on the top level because of the whole income tax thing that was supposed to be temporary, but that was never abolished after the government realized the scam they were running on a bunch of suckers was profitable and that people were actually idiots into donating to their country because it was the right thing to do…even if none of that contribution goes to anything but their pockets!!

It’s like the story I heard where people were rooked into giving their gold back to the government in exchange for paper…..”take this worthless piece of paper we say is worth something and promise will be worth something and give us your precious medal”….OK WHERE DO I SIGN UP…..just a bunch of fools who joined a cult and sold their house and cashed in their investments to give to the cult for the collective well being of all…you coddled fucks needing your titties to suckle on or some shit because you don’t like being your own human…..

Imagine if the government told the gays in the 80s that their gay queer poop and blood filled sex was illegal and that they weren’t allowed to fuck because of AIDS…you know government moving in and telling you where you can and can’t put your dick…probably unrelatable to you with the whole being an INCEL…..involuntary celibate….but I figure you’re probably a closet case so it will resonate with you….

But back when AIDS was a killer and people without AIDS weren’t taking AIDS drugs so that they can have unprotected gay sex, they probably tried to stop the gay sex, but telling a gay dude not to fuck is just never going to happen….

Yet this year, telling people not to hug their family, or socialize, and people are listening, maybe they just don’t care to socialize, they like being home alone or with immediate family and love the quiet, I mean that probably makes sense, because if you tried to tell them they couldn’t fuck, they’d probably be far more pissed than being told they can’t sing Karaoke or Dance…

Point being…treat everything like they are telling you that you can’t fuck..it will make you less apathetic…or don’t because apathy is alright, why bother caring or getting worked up about bullshit that doesn’t…its labor day….relax…you’re not going to change the fucking world and either am I….so treat everyday like it’s your last and sing some fucking Karaoke and dance….since you’re probably either dying or already dead already…..and this here…is hell…or maybe it’s just links…stepLINKS…click em…

Hailey Baldwin Bikini Floating!
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Pia Mia has Launched an Only Fans and Has No Panties On
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Our Favorite Goalie Mikayla Demaiter is Back in Her Bikini
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Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini Talking Period Bloat for the Haters!
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Noah Cyrus Bikini Twerk
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Kristen Cavallari Tries to Piss Off her Ex with a Bikini Pic
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Pervert Monkey Ripping Off Shorts
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Today’s Sports Hottie
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The Boys Cutie Erin Moriarty Drops Some Seriously Sexy Cleavage Action!
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Sofia Vergara Beats the Heat!
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Booty Pool Party
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Plumber Rips Off An Old Grandma Only To Discover She Is An Undercover Reporter!
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Holly Sonders Celebrates Labor Day by Mowing the Grass in Heels and Daisy Dukes
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8 Times Steph Curry Shoot the World
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Man Sneaks In To The watch Dodgers Game By Pretending To Be A Cardboard Cutout!
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Rumer Willis in a One Piece Bathing Suit
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Kate Upton Dream Woman?!
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Erica Jayne Looking Fine at 49
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Mini Robot Dog
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Joe West Called Security on Nationals GM Mike Rizzo for Not Wearing a Mask in an Empty Stadium
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15 Of The Craziest Ship Accidents!
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Coco Austin Doing Some Bathing Suit Yoga
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Lala Baptiste – Everything You Wanted To Know
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Polish Model Gets Wet on Labor Day
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Cuts Used as a Visual Effect…
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Gina Carano Went Off on Coronavirus Lockdowns
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Looking Into The ‘Sweetest’ Disaster Ever, The Molasses Disaster of 1919!
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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Shannen Doherty Do The Wine Challenge!
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Student Gets Robbed on Zoom
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UFC Fighter Anthony “Rumble” Johnson Shows Up in Porn Star Kendra Lust’s Comment Section
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Tricks Rental Companies Do to Up the Bill
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Patrick Beverley Fined $25,000 by the NBA for Verbally Abusing a Referee
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Spooky!
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Carmella Rose in a Hot Photoshoot!
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Design Tricks Amazon Uses to Get you to Buy More Things
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Wanda Icardi is Living the Life in an Incredible Thong
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Ambrosio’s Fat Tits in a Bikini Top.
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Kesha in Shorts Looking Less Fat
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Sharna Burgess Sports Bra
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Adele Exarchopoulos in Short Skirt and Fuck Me Boots
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Maya Hawke’s Square Ass needs to Find Fitness
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Nicolette Sheridan BIKINI TOp – Oh My
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Kendall Jenner Leaving Soho House cuz She’s Exclusive
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Kristen Stewart Doing Lesbian Shit
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Jordana Brewster in Shorts
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Christina Milian in Shorts
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Jennifer Lawrence on the Streets of NYC with her Husband Looking Fat
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Raffey Cassidy in a Mini Skirt
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Lili Reinhart is a Bus…
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Venessa Kirby in a Mask…
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Shannon Doherty is Not Dead Yet
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Laura Dern in Tight Pants
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Vanessa Hudgens Ass in a Goth Outfit
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Kendall Jenner Legs
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Coke Can Pussy
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Meltdowns!
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Super Jiggle Chick Naked
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Worst Shower
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BOOOTIES!
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Milf’s Dildo Time!
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Another Round of EXPOSED SNAPCHAT GIRLS
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Random Reddit Amateur
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22 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Cindy Sparkle Double Pentrated…
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Naked in the Fitting Room…
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Girl watches boyfriend “BREAK IN” her friend
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Aya Cash in You’re the Worst – Sex Scene
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Mental Mondays
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COVID 100….
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Dildo Butthole
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Fisting Impossible
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Pawg!
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2020

07

Sep

Shakira’s Labor Day Bikini of the Day

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I didn’t give a fuck about Shakira or her music during the height of her career, she was always just a whatever to me, regardless of all her latin ass shaking, but now that she’s in her 40s, many years after making her first 100 million dollars, because she’s one of those SUPER fucking famous internationally types, thanks to her hips not lying, or that Mama Africa song for the World Cup….bringing her to shake her old ass with J.Lo during the Superbowl…

But that disinterest in Shakir shifts when the popstar posts a pic like this to her IG to celebrate her custom bikini, which I interpret as regular bikinis don’t fit her ass, the mom, who is based in Spain, and probably not celebrating labor day, because every day is labor day…even when not in labor…but birthing or at least keeping that ass alive all these years when she could have just got fat counts for something…I mean she’s middle aged…

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2020

07

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Grinding In the Gym of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens used social media to get over her break-up, in what would have probably involved just fucking a ton of dudes on her hit list to try to feel complete again after that heartbreak that isn’t ACTUAL heartbreak, celebrities have no souls, it’s more just a hit on their ego, like the dude that has been mooching off them all these years, broke through and didn’t need her anymore, moving onto hotter and younger, while she was just some washed up Disney Kid, unsure of what direction to take, before realizing that she’s professionally trained to be the happiest place on earth embodied….and that if she brings that fake happiness to the social media, with her professionally trained dance and performing skills, and a bit of half naked or tight clothing slutty, along with ALL her followers and fans, she could EASILY, really fucking easily take over…I mean there are girls who work the coffee shop or suck rich guy cock to get their rent paid…a trained actor versus social media with the millions of followers doesn’t just having a fighting chance…it’s almost a no brainer…

So with COVID, which all these celebs had a valid excuse to hit the social media hard, stealing ad dollars from the lame ass do-it-yourself influencers who fucking suck, not that actors are better, it’s just that actors have more press, more money, more hype…and therefore are better suited to take over the format…a stupid format, a lazy format but a format that gets these idiots paid…

So along with other celebs, a fake broken heart, a tone from working out body and some training, she’s been on IG, loving the attention, the feedback, the new interest in her, as she does really important things like sexually assault her friend at the gym with a dry hump that you know if she was a dude, she’d be cancelled for, but since she’s a girl and probably has this girl on payroll, it’s all just fun and games…you see, men can’t have fun and games like that, the whole hard penis pressing into their leg is some predator assault shit…but Hudgens can do it on her IG like it’s not porn, despite more people jerkin off to it that pretty much anything else….they are loyal fans after all…it’s pretty much what she’s going for…she is the first to do early nudes…so…you get it…

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2020

07

Sep

Rita Ora Cleavage in a Car of the Day

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It is nice to see that Rita Ora’s big titties are surviving COVID like COVID isn’t a thing….you can’t let some virus get in the way of Big Titty Fun….

One could argue her tits are the only reason she exists, if you’re willing to be called a misogynist….because I was reading something the other day about a Canada landmark (it’s a mountain) needing to have its name changed because they call it “the tit” and a TIT is misogynistic…..at least if you’ve never seen me or any other fat man with our shirts off, we all got tits….

Calling something a tit, isn’t a pulling down our pants with erection to jerk off being like ‘TITTIES’….especially when it comes to a fucking mountain…but yeah…sometimes tits are tits and sometimes things look like tits…and we shouldn’t be punished for saying tit but the world is fucking nuts where you can’t just point at tits and say tits, or refer to a woman who only exists for her tits as the host body for her tits, even though everyone sees her like that except maybe herself…even the people fighting the patriarchy for its love of tit….by posting their tits…since tits get hits…

It’s all so confusing..

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