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2020

09

Sep

Rumer Willis Swimsuit of the Day

Rumer Willis Swimsuit

Rumer Willis, who has been pretty abused across the internet for not being the prettiest of girls, and I’m not just talking about this site, I mean I typically make fun of anyone, even the hottest of chicks by calling them fat or ugly, but Rumer, for whatever reason got Ugly Shamed for Being ugly from all the blogs back when people were allowed to make fun of celebs or their children for being the entitled assholes that they are…I think the most common feedback she got was that her head looked like a potato.

That said, it was never all that surprising to me that Rumer wasn’t a babe, I mean her dad is Bruce and her mom Demi spent millions on surgeries to make herself “pretty”….which is obviously false marketing to anyone who knocks her up who doesn’t realize that genetics tell another story….but Rumer is a celebrity kid, Ashton’s ex-stepdaughter that I assume he watched shower and in being raised in this exclusive rich world…it’s easy to hate on her for her doing nothing but chilling….since she never had to accomplish anything, but that kind of thing never upsets me….people get born rich, it happens, you can’t hate them for that, but you can hate them for not doing anything good with that access and good fortune, but even then who fucking cares…

What I find surprising is that now that she’s older, maybe in her 30s, she’s decided she’s a bikini or underwear model, as she poses half naked…I assume she’s been working out, eating well, realizing a hot body beats out a busted face, plus with all the fillers and injections, it’s easy to make a busted face, look like a muppet sex doll face, which people like, at least in pics…so whatever is going on here, the evolution of Rumer Willis and her Potato face has been weird…but not as weird as your willingness to jerk off to her in her one piece cuz her body’s looking good…

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2020

09

Sep

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

It’s the most wonderful time of the week, where we celebrate women who feel compelled to take a snapshot of their wet panties because either they are proud of their leakage, their wetness, their probable urine squirts, but we’ll go with “she’s so turned on”….or some dude told them wet panties are fucking hot, without realizing that they aren’t hot when out of context…oh look how excited they are…kind of thing…but I assume it has something to do with the girls who make a living selling panties online….or maybe they are all just sick fucks who like showing off weird textures their pussies shit out…either way, worst fucking post of the week!

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2020

09

Sep

Gym Fail Due to Stretching Slut and Other Videos of the Day

Cheeky Seagull

Losing Idiot Passenger

Oregon Skies Turn Orange

Cockroaches Raid Bali Hotel Room

People in India Using the Flood Waters to Get Around

Car Dragging Man on Highway

Scumbag Gets beat

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2020

09

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I read some headline because I don’t believe in reading full articles, it takes too much time and the headlines are consistently a great summary of the facts, never designed to be turned into a meme or even used as clickbait, but rather a way to get you the message effectively because we’re all busy people doing nothing….we can’t be bothered….so give me the abridged version…is abridged a word? And if it is, why the fuck do I know it…

That said, the headline was that by 2024, the Oscars, a struggling and unnecessary award show to celebrate people who have already won by even being there, in a very expensive setting because it is Hollywood, and they like to make a sport out of their “art” which is really not art but money, but that’s another debate for someone who gives a fuck about the film industry and who has analyzed it….but yes…the Oscars, on their deathbed have decided that by 2024, only INCLUSIVE films will be nominated….meaning if some white kid, like the next Matt Damon and Ben Affleck sell their script after giving the future Weinstein a handjob and make a movie about their white experience, maybe it’s a white guy lost in the woods filmed by themselves, two white guys, and the shit is EPIC, next level, innovative….the Oscars won’t acknowledge their contribution to the film industry….

I’m not about to tackle the race thing, but as someone who doesn’t give a fuck, but who sees the obvious pandering of turning the Golden Girls into Black women or Gossip Girl into Degrassi where all the characters are Queer, you have to wonder if the activists see that as a win, or if they realize it’s just appropriation, but then again, the activists are normally about an inch in depth and their activism is based on their own perceived emotions and experience, because they have nothing better to do than hop on a trend and follow a trend, so they don’t even know that making everything a race thing is in and of itself racist…

Not that I give a fuck about basically any of this, but it’s today’s roll of the fucking eyes….where maybe the focus should be on celebrating good story telling, filmmaking, on an international level, despite the race…award good fucking movies whether they are made by white power, jewish power, china power, black power, or a motherfucker who believes we are all god’s people…so long as it’s a good fucking movie…not that they even make good movies anymore…it’s all a cash grab attempt to go viral….fucking thirsty ass losers with too much money and too little vision.

I guess what I am saying is that Hollywood fucking sucks bro… and here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Model Olivia Aarnio Topless and Amazing
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Paris Hilton is Killing it on TikTok
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Half Naked Slutty Girlfriend Lauren Wood Makes a Poop Joke
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James Cameron’s House he Just Listed to Remind You He Made Way too Much Money
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Guy Tries 100 Kickflip Challenge on Tony Hawk Pro Skater
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Iggy Azalea Freestyles
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Dad Outsmarts his Daughter
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Black Bear Swipes at Hiker
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Eric Trump Announces that Football is Dead
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Candle Causes House Fire
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Two Soccer Stars Cut From England National Team for Sneaking Women into Quarantine Hotel in Iceland
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Using Nuclear Bomb to Extinguish a Fire
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Parasail Cable Snap
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Hot Cam Girls!
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2020

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was told that the kind of posts we do here are not satirical or comedy, but rather targeted personal attacks that can inspire people to kill themselves….HEAVY….

I don’t like suicide or encourage suicide, however, if a post on DrunkenStepfather, the least relevant and insignificant sites on the internet leads a celebrity or public figure we post on to suicide, the person in question clearly has deeper darker issues….because if I had the power to get anyone to kill themselves, I’d target my fat wife so that I don’t have to wipe her fat ass anymore….you know it’s a form of abuse…very bad smelling, I don’t think it’s supposed to be that yellow in color, form of abuse….I’m like “if drunkenstepfather” leads anyone to suicide being as irrelevant as it is, maybe i’m doing them a favor

So should I put a disclaimer under each post “if you read this and it is about you, don’t kill yourself”….or should we just let those broken idiots who are going to kill themselves anyway and that I don’t have any influence on whether they kill themselves or not, figure it out on their own….

I figure it goes without saying that these aren’t personally targeted attacks, I’m making fun of myself, the big picture, society and the industry as a whole including the idiots who are in it, who profit from it, and who are consistently disappointing…

EITHER WAY..everyone is a pussy fucking whiner bitch with mental health issues now and it’s fucking boring, tedious and doesn’t offer enough blowjobs to put up with it….

Here are some steplInks.

Hailee Steinfeld Thirst Trapping in a Bikini
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Emma Roberts Baby Bump in a Bathing Suit
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Paulina Gretzky in a Skimpy Bikini to Celebrate her Man’s 15 Million Dollar Pay Day
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Football is Back
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Iggy Azalea Freestyle Rapping Sounds Like She’s Having A Seizure!
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Chanel West Coast Talks Down To Cops Who Shut Down A Birthday Party with her Pants Off…
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Jojo in Lingerie
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Fighter Jessamyn Duke Accidental Topless Pic
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Kate Bosworth is a Country Girl in Some Jeans
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The Steelers QB Room Has Two QBs Who Have Been Linked to The Bachelor’s Hannah Ann
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Madison Beer in a USC Cheerleading Outfit
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See Through at the Venice Film Fest
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Picture of the Day – Marine Corps Drill Sergants with New Recruit
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Sports Hottie !!
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Bill Burr Answers The Question “Can Women Be Funny?” And It’s Perfect!
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Tantot Sister of Instagram Skinny Dipping
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Julianne Hough’s Fitness is Hot
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Busty Elle Johnson Takes a Shot at the Big 10 and Pac 12 Commissioners With Her Bikini Bowl Pick
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Mike Tyson Training…Monster…
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Landlord Cries at Tenant Destruction
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Model is Nude in the Art Studio
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Lana Del Rey’s Face Mask Doesn’t Work
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Chief Keef’s Baby Momma Slim Danger Alleges That Odell Beckham Jr Likes to be Shit on
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Odell Beckham Jr Responds to those Rumors
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Gossip Girl Gets a Reboot
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High on Wisdom Teeth Removal Drugs
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Funniest Fails
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Nude Model is Nude on the Mountains
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Zendaya’s Selfies!
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Paul George Drops 32 With His Girlfriend Daniela Rajic Courtside – Look at her Slutty Pics
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The Beckhams Got COVID Partying
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Worker in the Slippery Pool
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Christina Aguilera Has No Pants On!
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Anchor Fail on a Ship
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Bella Thorne is Back in Babysitter 2
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Chantel Jeffries – Titties in a Bikini!
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Man Admits to Entire Internet His Wife Only Wants to Have Sex With Him When She Thinks She’s Cheating on Him With Jason Mantzoukas
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Charlotte McKinney Nudes!
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Aaron Carter is Now Doing Porn
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Keeping Up with Kardashians Finally Over
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Hailey Bieber and Kendall Jenner Grocery Shop for Attention in Tight CLothing
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Nathalie Emmanuel in a Purple Dress
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Kim Garner – Hot Fucking Body
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Kate Mara Cleavage
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Kaley Cuoco shopping with her sister Briana in Shorts
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Camila Mendes & Madelaine Petsch in Vancouver
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Sarah Michelle Gellar in Tight Pants
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People Like Nicolette Sheridan in a Bikini Top
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From stepSMUT!!

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Squirt on the Bus
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Boob Flasher
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DILDO SHOW!
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COVID 100
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The Craziest Way to Wear a Mask – I may have posted this before but it’s good.
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace in a G-String Bikini
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Fuck of the Day
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Fisting Impossible – Not Starring Tom Cruise
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Huge Boobs on this Amateur
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Fitting Room Masturbation
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Holly Gibbons See Through Bodysuit
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They Call this Move the Squisher
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Skinny Fucking Porn Girl
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NO HANDS!
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Strippers GETTING It
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Throwback Emmy Rossum Tits
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2020

08

Sep

Jojo Continues the Lingerie Pics of the Day

No one loves this Savage x Fenty collaboration more than Jojo. It seems like she’s so pumped to get half naked, maybe it is every girl’s dream to be told she’s good enough to be a lingerie model, even in this era of the barrier of entry isn’t so high, they pretty much let everyone model lingerie, even dudes…and not trans dudes…actual dudes…because the world doesn’t make sense.

Luckily, Jojo has these big tits to justify the campaign, you know as a popstar who was sold to the industry young, sexualized, spat out and off the radar for a long ass time, only to return with her tits we didn’t even know she had to re-sexualize them in a different format, capturing the attention of Rihanna and creating this masterful collboration she gets paid to show them tits..

I guess no one loves this Savage x Fenty collaboration more than Jojo, except for some of her creeper fans, because you know you do….creeper

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2020

08

Sep

Sofia Richie Working on A Yeast Infection of the Day

Sofia Richie Working on A Yeast Infection 2

Sofia Richie is basically manipulating the media. She’s been tarnished by the Keeping Up with the Kardashian clan who adopted her and made her their own.

The big news I heard but didn’t google is that Keeping Up with the Kardashians is finally over, they say Kanye gave Kim the “Family or Show” ultimatum and she chose family, but it’s likely just a marketing ploy, plus they don’t need the show, they’ve already won hard…they just need their social media profiles…

That said….amazing news the show is over…but too little too late..these fucks will live on forever…monetizing and destroying a generation of minds..

That said….SOFIA RICHIE is one of the talents in their roster, they obviously have their hands in the careers of a bunch of people, it’s part of the hustle and it makes sense, some WWE shit where they OWN the people they put on.

All these idiots grew up together in Calabasas, so it makes sense that Will Smith’s kid is in on it too. These people have been going to each other’s parties since preschool or whatever rich daycare they went to.

So this is how they are MANIPULATING THE MEDIA….this time with her COHORT .or accomplice…partner in crime….JAYDEN SMITH…making a headline out of who gives a fuck what dicks Lionel Richie’s young useless Kardashian daughter puts up in her. But she is in a bikini

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She also posted these bikini pics from her 47th birthday..


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2020

08

Sep

Olivia Cockburn Wet and Wilde of the Day

Olivia Cockburn Wilde

Olivia Cockburn doesn’t offend me with her acting, I actually thought she was way worse than she actually is. I do find it interesting that she is the Stepmother to January Jones’ fatherless child, because I am sure these hollywood types aren’t going to ruin the life of a kid, because they want nothing to do with the crazy bitch they knocked up….it is probably just not public information that Jason Sudeikis has a relationship with his own kid…I mean they can’t be that self involved…where cutting a check is enough…can they????

Anyway, as a fellow stepparent, I approve of her age appropriate swimsuit because she really doesn’t have a great body and not because she’s old and has a kid, but because she has midget limbs and if you’re a midget, you know what I mean..I guess if you know midgets, seen midgets, or even participated in midget tossing contests…you also know what I mean….

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2020

08

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Trying Not To Draw Attention to herself of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that the 40 something year old Victoria’s Secret model, who really only worked for Victoria’s Secret and didn’t do all that much else, but that apparently that was enough, because people put Victoria’s Secret on some pedestal of hottest bitches ever get hired by them…even though I like to think the gutter stripclub is where the hottest bitches ever get hired…you know cuz they suck dick for cheap….when you know this one’s very expensive…

That said, it is safe to assume that she’s made a ton of money and is going to stick to selling bikinis under her own brand name while she can, before realizing she’ll make more money with an Only Fans, where she’ll basically take advantage of poor sucker dudes who don’t stand a fucking chance with her tits, as all the Only Fans girls do…THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU MAN…

Plus when you’re Ambrosio, even OLD EDITION Ambrosio, there’s a line of rich dude willing to step in and support that ass and them titties…I mean she’s still looking great and I didn’t even give a fuck about her when she was in Victoria’s Secret, she was always just a “whatever to me” on a very RESILIENT whatever because she worked for those Human Trafficker Epstein Funders for 20 fucking years….but now she’s just working it for the paparazzi…in a CAMERA gets noticed, girl’s instinct of posing turns on….and you get to masturbate to all of it, you sick fuck.

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2020

08

Sep

Padma Lakshmi Bikini for 50 of the Day

6 Days ago Padma Lakshmi posted some thirst trap and no one cared….

It’s an obvious cry for attention, bikini pics always are and this one was captioned “50 is the New 30” despite the dried up menopausal pussy, the consistent fighting to not put on pounds, the constant need for face injections or botox to maintain any level of hotness, because 50 is not the new 30, only 50 year olds say that…while 30 year olds look onto 50 year olds and say “get off my instagram boomer”….

The fact it was a Birthday Bikini reveal was a double dose of desperation, in part by crying for everyone to wish her a happy birthday WHILE telling her how great she is, because she knows 50 isn’t the new 30 and she’s old as fuck.

What I know about Padma Lakshmi is not the most positive and happy or uplifting thing about Padma Lakshmi….it is basically how she baited a dying billionaire into thinking her kid was his, in order to get the kid on the will, while the real dad was another billionaire from Dell Computers, who she claims the original billionaire dying of cancer knew about, like some kind of cuck…nothing like some sex worker you hired annoucing to the world after your death that you’re a fucking cuck…despite all your accomplishments in private equity that had him owning things like IMG….the biggest model agency at the time….where he could have found way better, less manipulative, mastermind sales people who I guess got their start watching their family selling hard at the convenience store or market.

Point being…she’s in a bikini, has old lady tits, 50 is not the new 30 and Padma is so irrelevant it takes 6 days for a motherfucker like me to notice…that’s what happens when you’re old…no one cares about your weak pelvic floor, your hot flashes, you more frequent colonoscopies to avoid inevitable cancers…and your pissing yourself when you laugh…as old ladies do..

I personally like seeing 50 year olds act their damn age and put on the damn one-piece, the sexualizing of themselves is just weird fetish shit I don’t subscribe to.

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