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2020

27

Aug

Jennifer Lawrence Pregnant or Fat of the Day

Pregnant!

I am going to assume pregnant because that recently married harlot Jennifer Lawrence, who I call a Harlot because she must have sucked some dicks as hard as the best of them for the industry to decide that she was worthy of getting 2-3 high profile movies a year and at least as many Oscar nominations, all while being TOTALLY unlikeable, overrated, the same in every movie….but the media man, they manipulate our fucking minds into believing things that Weinstein rubbed his gangrenous herpes dick on….or so I’ve been told in my years of wondering how this bitch got where she got…and it was before the leaked nudes that got some dude arrested, a small sacrifice to show you that she’s actually not all that bad when she’s naked, it is just the rest of the time that she sucks….

I guess what it comes down to is that it’s nice to see how powerful Weinstein is…he created this bullshit lie of a “star”.

Anyway, smart strategy to divert pregnancy rumors or stir them up to get some attention like carrying a bottle of wine to complete the 40 year old upper middle class suburban mom of 4 orgazing a Labor Day pool party sterotype she’s living out despite being a super star celebrity…

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2020

27

Aug

Selena Gomez Cultural Appropriating of the Day

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Selena Gomez is appropriating like a white person at a Black Lives Matter protest, you know making someone else’s plight, their plight, because that’s how entitled they are, only her appropriating, which I am sure involves Black Lives Mattering, celebs love that narrative as they only interact with other celebs on their private elitist gated community, racist fucks…but I am sure some have great relationships with the black people they know, or hire, as low paid employees…full of shit fucks..

Her appropriating involves clout chasing…some “K-Pop is massive, I like money and I like being Massive” because she’s Disney trained and medicated…so she’s partnered up with some bigger than her group, which they are probably excited about since K-Pop is all a parody of American pop, and now they have queen b of America….some Lupus ass bitch…that bieber had to marry a stalker to avoid…

Anyway, in mooching off them, high level mooching, but mooching none the less, she’s in a bra top and sucking ice cream for money…because it’s like sucking dick for money but more high profile…racist opportunistic fucks…

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2020

27

Aug

Bebe Rexha Gets Aggressive in her Swimsuit of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is a pretty solid self promoter. She has been in the music industry since she was like 20, she’s now in her 30s, but no one knew who she was because she just wrote hits for other people.

I assume when fat became in, and body positivity was a trend, and the whole inclusivity bullshit that celebrates people for being different by singling them out which is the exact opposite of inclusivity, and rewards them for being different, like some big brother white person lookin’ out for them, so big brother white person feels better about themselves….but it works out nice for some people..

Too old, too washed up, too chubby to be a popstar in theory, but rich, connected, in the industry and the answer to some protests of “there aren’t enough fat bitches in the media”….so the record labels basically had no fucking choice but to pounce…plus the proven track record helped.

That said, she’s into promoting what I assume is shitty, simplistic pop music for the retard generation, by getting naked or half naked, because you can’t sell music without a spread asshole on the internet, or in this case, without an orgasm induced by a small bikini crawling deep into the pussy lips and squeezing the life out of the clit.

Right.

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2020

27

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer is basically over but that doesn’t mean tanlines are…because people who are into tanlines do whatever it takes to get those tanlines…from spray tans to going to tropical destinations…maybe they already live in FLORIDA or some other non-winterized place…where instead of suffering from Seasonal Depression, they get fucking tan lines..

I am not a Tanline fetish, I am pretty consistent across the board, there’s nothing that stands out as a fetish of mine, besides vagina…but that’s not really a fetish, some of us are just coded that way to keep the species alive, despite having never knocked up a woamn…I mean just because I’m programmed to want that, doesn’t mean I don’t view kids as STDS and women don’t view me as an STD to stay the fuck away from….you know incel shit, only I can always hire hookers…and so can you..

What I am saying is that I am apathetic, indifferent, I don’t care about tanlines or no tanlines, but tanlines CAN look good, whether it’s to show where the clothing was, or to give an ass some shape like an optical illusion…they are good.

In keeping with the trend of trending hashtags…we’ve got ourselves YET another TANLINE THURSDAY….check out all these tanlines…

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2020

27

Aug

Nina Dobrev Fat Pussy of the Day

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I am not a mathematician or a scientist….I am not a doctor, even if I pretend to be one everytime I fist a homeless prostitute…THIS IS FOR CERVICAL CANCER SCREENING NOT FOR PLEASURE YOU GREEN DISCHARGE STINKY SLUT…

So I am not sure if Nina Dobrev’s fat vagina hanging between her legs in this bathing suit is a product of being banged out by the Billionaire Snowboarder Boyfriend that she’s gotta be a real sick fuck to fuck….he’s a ginger…rich or not…he’s a ginger….or if she’s just go that Romanian Gypsy pussy that’s designed to breed in their caravan listening to Klezmer….oh wait, she’s Bulgarian and Canadian…because unlike me, her dad is a scientist…and I doubt he knows what the deal is with her pussy hang…but at 30 after 10 years or more in Hollywood…these things can happen.

The Vampire Diary girl does look her age, or older, but I prefer that to muppet faces, but I guess if she’s ever looking for fat to inject into her face to give her a new fresh look, they know precisely where to source it….

Don’t get me wrong, fat pussy lips aren’t a bad thing, or something worth mocking…I’m just pointing it out…but then again, I am an equal opportunity pussy fan…no pussy too nasty to celebrate….

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2020

27

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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The second most important Trending Hashtag on Thursday that I like to post every thursday because I read that the key to brain wash an audience is to first change their name, second keep them away from their families, and third, just keep repeating your message over and over….so I figure if I keep bringing it, maybe one day someone will come….and then I’ll hit that ONE READER BENCHMARK I’ve been looking for the last 15 years of doing this….a guy’s allowed to dream…

So the second most important trending hashtag on Thursday is TITTY DROP!!!

The act of pulling your shirt up so that your titties fall….it applies to titties of all sizes and girls with and without tits are producing this shit, day in and day out, often to promote their OnlyFans, but whatever the motivation, it’s happening and we gotta celebrate that.

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2020

27

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Ass Shot of the Day

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I did not post these Hailey Bieber ass in a bikini when hanging out with Kendall Jenner pics when they first happened, because I hate hyped up on themselves trash out there doing all they can for attention, even after they’ve won at this whole instagram hustle…one making millions for a shit family everyone throws money at who have inspired monetization amongst everyone because that’s what the American Dream is all about…fuck for money, do anything for money, as long as there’s money….even though they started out with money…just greedy on a whole other level…and thus disgusting…then there’s Bieber who claims to be religious, wishing to have had nothing more than Kendall Jenner’s model career, forced to marry her crush Bieber like the super groupie she is, and luckily get in there with no pre-nup…so I do think they should move aside and make way for other people mooching…but I guess they are still young, still trashy and still want you staring at their asses…and all we can really say about that is “at least she’s not Ireland”….

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2020

27

Aug

Diane Kruger Pussy Print of the Day

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Diane Kruger is looking good.

I am typically a hater of all women in swimsuits over the age of 30, sometimes I’ll go as far as 40, there’s just too many hot chicks under 30 to spend your time looking at, why sell yourself short with some old bitch…

BUT occasionally, one comes a long that doesn’t offend me, in part because she’s in an age appropriate suit, not trying to spread her asshole like she’s J.Lo, crying for attention cuz she knows she’s old and wants validation…and today is that occasion…with Diane Kruger who at 44 years old…is still a fucking babe.

We can assume that like Heidi Klum, she’s a product of Eugenics, it would have been her parents who were born during Nazi Germany through Hitler breeding protocol, so she’d be second generation….and I guess if you talk to any dog breeder, or horse breeder, selective genetics works….even if it comes across as racist or unethical….because 80 years later, I’m here looking at the pussy who benefited from that Nazi shit and it’s good.

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2020

27

Aug

Amber Heard Lesbian on A Boat of the Day

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Amber Heard is dog shit trash….

I’ve been saying it since she first hit the scene and not because I am some fucking Miss Cleo Clairvoyant, but because it was pretty obvious that when she got to Hollywood because of her narcissistic ego, she found the right people to fuck and put her into movies, and she pulled the whole lesbian or bi sexual card early on, when it was press-worthy since not everyone was a fucking lesbian or bi or genderless….and it was all pretty fucking lame as a tactic….then she trapped Johnny Depp and made the motherfucker marry her because he was weak, blinded and manipulated by someone who isn’t even that hot…proving how good she is at this hustle…imagine she got into used car sales…she’d kill it…even if manipulating rich guys is easier…

Then there’s the whole throwing him under the bus, lying about him being abusive, trying to get him cancelled like a vindictive fuck…and I’ve known women like this….I’ve come across them MANY times…the tell people their boyfriend beat them for sympathy, as an ultimate fuck you to the boyfriend, and I’ve known first hand that they were lying on numerous occasions…even if they convinced themselves of it…it was still a lie designed to damage a motherfucker and that’s some real fucking bullshit…

I hate that shit…so I hate Amber Heard…whether she’s dating women now or not, she’s garbage and should be actually cancelled, if not arrested for doing what she did.

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2020

27

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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It is Thursday and Thursdays are for Thongs on the internet because you need to have a weekly hashtag to live up to and rely on, otherwise you’re not even living…not that these people are only posting their assholes behind their thongs on a thursday, it’s actually an ongoing everyday thing….beause these 100 or more pictures of random women compelled to post their assholes on the internet but in a subtle and teasing kind of way…you know because modest is the hottest…LOL….I LOL because these are all so fucking graphic there is no need for the thong to barely cover their assholes in the first place…but yes all 100 were posted in the last 24-48 hours and these were just a handful of what is out there because A LOT OF WOMEN like posting assholes behind thongs…