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2020

01

Jul

Rihanna’s Pushing her Lingerie to the Limits of the Day

I guess Rihanna has given up on the whole pop star and singing thing, which deserves some respect, or support, some accolades if you will because I know that the whole internet thing, or social media, these people NEVER fade away, even though they fucking should…so we’re stuck with old timers like J.Lo still thinking they are relevant, still getting support from the fans, which I guess means they are still relevant because the population of drone follower fucks only know how to follow and support the people they are told to, and if the people they are told to follow never go away…they can’t move onto follow other people, that’s far too complex….

So as long as people give these idiots likes and follows, the execs who only care about dollars are going to assume they are important and give them more money and jobs and performance opportunities…

NEVER do these people bow out and say, fuck it, touring sucks, I have made enough money so that I can retire and live a good life…they just keep on fucking going….

Rihanna must be worth over 100 million dollars, her HOMES are probably worth more than 100 million dollars, why the fuck isn’t she just posting up on the beach, laying in a hammock, being tended to by the same people in Barbados who used to make fun of her…I’ve heard stories about how she treats the hired hotel staff working the beach like a rich person would…maybe worse than a rich person would…because she didn’t start out rich so she’s really on that high horse….looking down on the peasants….in a BLACK ON BLACK racism…

THAT SAID….clearly Rihanna’s making a ton of money with the lingerie so that she doesn’t need to work the stage like a dancing clown…busking for clout…and part of her selling lingerie is posing in her lingerie with her now big tits cuz she’s now big…

I am a fan.

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2020

01

Jul

Jojo Doing the Splits of the Day

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Jojo, who is trying to make a comeback after years of falling off despite the high level of fame she had about a decade ago, only to be forgotten, except by her core fans who she was reunited with on social media and who she has been producing content for over the last few years, content that includes her letting is on her secret fat tits, tits she flashed “accidentally” during an instagram live, because free the nipple, which in her case was a fat tit nipple….can also do the splits…I guess that’s how their parents train them when they are prepping them to be fully exploited by the entertainment industry before they turn 18 like the sick criminal fucks they are….

So here she is working on the splits!

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2020

01

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Party of the Day

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Here’s some Candice Swanpeol in a bikini because she’s out here selling her own brand of bikinis that I assume are just a subsidiary of Victoria’s Secret because they have so much invested in her, why wouldn’t they create a brand around her, that has little to do with Victoria’s Secret, since they are going down for being tranny hating, fat girl shaming, evil creepy rich men who traffic women with the likes of EPSTEIN…at least according to the Epstein documentary…that actually implied he used to fuck the founder of VS for access to all his money…but that’s all irrelevant..

What is relevant is that Candice, who barely has a belly button, because either this photo is edited to shit, or she really is just some Animatronic sex doll, that they pretended was pregnant for 4 years like the neighbor on Family Guy, because they were updating her firmware or some shit…

I think it is interesting that she’s got absolutely zero tits of late, I guess she got her implant removed, because unlike the other influencers promoting the environment or boycotting plastics, despite having fake tits, she already made the money off her tits, and can focus to other things…like the fact that she has no belly button.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2020

01

Jul

Olivia Wilde Midget Legs in Leggings of the Day

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Her last name is Cockburn….and her body burns my cock….not in a good way like super Chlamydia because knowing you raw fucked a millennial for anti-biotic resistant STDs to know you’re still relevant….

This is some long torso, midget leg, yet in still in leggings clown body weirdness…but for some reason, a reason I call brain washing….the media manipulates your minds and your dicks….into thinking wonky ass looking piles of slop are hot….because they are in movies…

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2020

01

Jul

Jane Krakowski Hot Bikini Action of the Day

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…

She’s pretty daring to bring a body like this out to the beach with paparazzi around…it is some bold, made too much money to care….look at her, that won’t stop the eating….which I assume created this gut…and not pregnancy because she is 50 fucking years old an uteruses die by then….

I don’t even know who Jane Krakowski is….but she is not hot at J.lo age because not all 50 year olds are sluts, some channel their inner beach ball to keep on trend or on theme with her beach surroundings!!

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jane Krakowski

2020

01

Jul

Julia Majewska Eating Ice Cream of the Days

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I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but it’s JULY and JULY is for Ice Cream eating….

I haven’t left the house in about 14 years so I don’t know if people are still doing the ice cream thing, you know since it isn’t vegan, since it is full of sugar, since it involves leaving the house….

I do know that ice cream eating is one of the most inappropriate things that a motherfucker can eat….it’s such an inappropriate act that a dude can’t eat ice cream because you look like a faggot or at least become appeal to faggots with every provocative lick to the ice cream cone…but when ladies get on that…it makes everyday life a fucking deep throat cream dripping off face and tongues porn….

This naughty ice cream eater is named Julia Majewska

Posted in:Julia Majewska

2020

01

Jul

Bitches on Boats for July of the Day

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There was once a time I used to party, never a scenester, but always a drunk….so I’d find myself amongst the weirdest fucking people in the weirdest places and one of those weirdo people was some dude who didn’t even own a car, because he spent his car money on a boat.

We are based in Canada, so I thought it was a little weird that you’d spend your car money on a boat, seeing as you can only use it two maybe three months a year if you’re into being cold….

It wasn’t a baller ass boat, it was probably under 5,000 dollars and the motherfucker had it docked at a marina for the 2-3k a year….seemed idiotic….so when I asked him what the deal with the boat was, assuming he was some sort of skipper in a past life, or maybe into fishing or watersports….not the peeing on each other porn category but wake boarding or whatever….he said…”the pussy is ridiculous”….

So dude, who had some rotted out piece of shit boat that cost more to store it than to buy it, was loading the boat up with girls who would play around in their bikinis being hot, he basically had a WAITING list for girls and he could be selective about the girls…in a no guys allowed sort of just him and the girls kind of thing….because bitches love boats that much….even shitty boats owned by losers….

Not to mention, this was a time before girls were whores craving an IG pic, when bikinis weren’t an everyday thing, when it was RARE to see a girl in a bikini….which AMPLIFIED the whole thing.

I still don’t have a boat, but always saw the value in boats, since it’s JULY, here are some bitches on boats, because I assure you if you buy a boat, you’ll get a line up of half naked pussy too….even a piece of shit boat….because girls needs content now…and are sluttier now…so if you can…get a damn boat..

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2020

01

Jul

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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I fancy myself as a desensitized pervert fuck who has been exposed to all the grossest fucking shit on the internet for the last 25 years, I got online in 1995 and the first thing I did was look up weirdness…the internet was a great place when things that are now seen as normal was only for freaks and watching the freaks doing their freak things was always a good laugh in a “this exists, what the fuck”…..

From Asian girls puking in each other’s mouths to the more viral classics of fecalphilia or whatever shit fetish is called…I’ve seen a lot of shit…that the kids who now recreationally eat each other’s unshowered asses won’t understand as being as shocking, revolutionary or “what the fuck, this exists”..they are so spoiled…

I will say that Wet Spot Wednesday, despite how desensitized I am, still grosses me out, so it’s like finding out I’ve still got a soul or something, maybe that’s why I do it.

Don’t get me wrong, I like a wet pussy as much as the next pervert, I’d drink pints of pussy juice if there was a “Smoothie Bar” designed like that…..I even like wet pussy when it soaks through panties, but out of context, when just chilling staring at the screen, some of these are a bit too fucking chunky a mucus for me….and I’ve got a pretty big threshold…so without further ado, here’s Wet Spot Wednesday

Posted in:Wet Spot

2020

01

Jul

Weirdness…and Other Videos of the Day

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Angry Woman Told She Can’t Have Dog in Store

Canadian Cop Rapping…

Woman Causes a Scene in Costco over the masks

Karens VS Protestors

Door Dash Driver Drives Through Protestors

Dog Passing ball Back

WASTED!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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How’s that fight against racism and sexual predators working out? What about that pandemic hustle? Fun right?

I just know when I see white people speak for “all people” or black people because all lives matter only after black lives matter…I just see a bunch of racist fucks who compartmentalize these groups…and make assumptions for those groups…and act like the ambassador to those groups because they assume their voice is louder and will be heard….in what I would say is from an entitled place, looking down on those groups they are pretending to defend….

Then I see people like Beyonce, who is a billionaire black woman married to Jay-Z who is a billionaire black men crying about racism….to which I saw, well I guess that racism thing worked out nicely for you entitled fucks…who are also racist against non-rich people because when was the last time you saw Jay-Z selling crack on the streets like he used to…it just seems like a lot of bullshit…

I think the real problem is the rich vs the poor….

Then the whole #metoo thing, doing the holier than thou thing, while I know that they all have some fucked up porn history on their computer because they jerk off to fucked up shit while pretending they have this high moral code….the porn sites are still thriving because all you fucks are jerking off to the weird shit they are peddling that I think is the REAL evil in the world….because people can’t handle porn, they can’t even handle gone with the wind and think it’s a fake story or a “MOVIE”…so they bring that porn weirdness into their everyday lives..just not when they’re trying to take down “predators” and “racists”…..

It’s the evangelical gay conversion therapy preacher getting caught doing meth in a moth with a bunch of rent boys being gay for pay…..on a BROADER scope..because they are all guilty…

Oh and this whole KAREN thing, doesn’t that just reaffirm that women are fucking crazy and when left to fend for themselves they just go fucking mental. Isn’t that just a confirmation that maybe this equality thing isn’t quite where it needs to be when it comes to gender…and that maybe traditional gender roles aren’t all that bad? It’s like you let a woman vote, get work, get a manager position, maybe even EQUAL pay and next thing you know she’s having breakdowns screaming racist shit in Walmart…

Here are some links in the morning…

Old Polish Guy is Drinking the Hand Sanitizer….
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Did You Miss This? Girl in Leggings Pretending she’s a Dog….to go Viral…
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Paul George’s Girlfriend is Doing a Great Job Pimping Swimwear
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Phoebe Tonkin is Off the Market…
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Bikini Model for July
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This Anti-Masker has a Message for Ya’ll
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Cat Debates Hitting Dog
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Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence and His Girlfriend Marissa Mowry Hit the Beach
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Alexandra Sollima Nude Model in Men’s Underwear…
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Guy Saves Vehicles Stuck on the Beach
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