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2020

27

May

Kate Moss Wears a Mask As You’d Expect Her To of the Day

Kate Moss Mask Smoking

Kate Moss is a legend as far as I’m concerned and I guess as far as a bunch of queer dudes who wear Kate Moss T-shirts still are concerned, because her skinny “heroin chic” body was influential in the 90s when she first started….

She’s been an interesting model to watch, in part because she’s hot, but also because she had some “fuck off cunt” attitude that was a little rock and roll, but that also involved her being nude or topless all the time…

So from fucking Johnny Depp, to Pete Doherty…to basically being a walking, chain smoking, coked up, representation of what the fashion industry really is, she’s good….

Seeing her in a mask, pulling down a mask for a smoke, is just perfect behavior for her in these covid times.

She does mask wearing right!

Kate Moss Mask Smoking

Kate Moss Mask Smoking

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2020

27

May

Game of Thrones Baby Bump of the Day

Sophie Turner Game of Thrones Baby Bump

I know that you incel fuck are all about Game of Thrones, you are part of the reason it was such a hit show, before the mainstream moved in on your Sci/Fi fantasy club rules and got into Dragons and Incest and other things that have been a core part of your existence….but this is a nice reminder of how being the incel that you are isn’t the end of the fucking world…because you will never be responsible for ruining a woman like a guy who can knock up a girl…

I men seeing a bitch all fat with her gut hanging out in compression socks is zero fucking hot….but to those of you who have decided that Sophie Turner is your dream girl that you probably have fantasized about cumming in her at least once….this may be what you need to complete your made up weirdo story in your pervert head.

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2020

27

May

Shay Mitchell Drops the Towel of the Day

Shay Mitchell is way too much hype for some spoiled brat rich twat from some rich part of Canada where she lived some rich brat life before moving to Toronto to be on Degrassi, Canada’s show that breeds stars like Drake, unless I am wrong about that, I don’t remember her from that show. Her big break was Pretty Little Liars with fat Ashley Benson.

She’s recently got knocked up by her personal assistant, or groupie pervert also from Toronto, who was at one time our version of Carson Daly, on our MTV called Much Music…and together they have come together, thanks to cream pies, making a child they probably have raised by their nanny because vapid rich girls rarely know how to parent, but they do know how to maximize their breast filled tits.

I don’t know what this towel drop is all about, but it seems drunk and messy, which is the only way most of you have experienced women one on one…because sobriety gets in the way of making terrible decisions…

Speaking of terrible decisions, here’s what pregnancy does to a bitch.

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2020

27

May

Billie Eilish Complaining About Her Tits of the Day

Billie Eilish released a song and music video that she’s calling a short film because she’s a pretentious cunt who doesn’t realize that everything about her is just a clickbait cash grab lie….anyone who believes in these people as if they are “artists” are fucking idiots….the only people who think of them as artists may be themselves because their “teams” just see them as dollar signs and the fans are just idiots who don’t know what the fuck to think…

ANYWAY, this scam that is being called a short film is also called “Not My Responsibility” about her body and tits, which is obviously bullshit clickbait, running off a trending topic to get the hits and it’s hard to not hate EVERYTHING going on in media, entertainment and music. All these people are dumb fucks.

The video is on YoutTube but I’m not linking it because she’s not someone I want you to cum to, I don’t want to contribute even one click, which it would only be about one click her way. I just want to call her fat, gross and a lot of hype with no substance…not the first time this happens, it seems to be the norm….

So here are some GIFS from the video to see the big lunch lady tits Billie is crying about..

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2020

27

May

Brooke Shields in Bikini of the Day

I watched Blue Lagoon the other day, it was on one of those free TV channels that plays random movies, so all the nudity was edited out, even though they say it wasn’t Brooke Shields naked, she had a body double due to being 14 at the time, because Hollywood is creepy as shit and always has been.

I think it was definitely her most significant role, not because she was part of creepy Hollywood child exploitation, I am not into any of that, but because she was a cute young girl you’d think would grow into a hot woman. Kind of like the creepy Neighbor watching over your kids waiting for her to turn 18 before mortgaging his house and launching her singing career with her…..

Unfortunately, like Haley Joel Osment, she has since turned into a man. On some Bruce Jenner Shit….so at 65 or whatever age she is, she’s still out there half naked, but hardly as hot as you’d expect her to be based on how promising beginnings….

I mean Suddenly Susan should have been called Suddenly Bill, or George, or anything but Susan……

She still posts half naked pics, looking better than she did at her worst, but still like an old fat lady who found the Keto Diet…she probably is. You’d still fuck her….

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2020

27

May

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

I realize the whole COVID thing is basically over and whether the VIRUS was a real threat that deserved the attention it got, or just some viral troll stunt that was a real fucking win, it definitely gave us a weird new experience or version of life, learning things about ourselves, society, misinformation, conspiracies and most importantly….that nurses aren’t some caring and nurturing group of women, but instead the sex workers of the health care industry.

My good friend who we’ll call “Steve” told me that most of the slutty nurses I post and I’ve posted thousands over the last two months, are a little too “real” or in his words…a little too Roseanne…and that’s true…but I think it’s hilarious that these bitches are at work, dealing with healthcare crisis but taking the time to take nude pics of their dirty fucking asses, like there’s not a global pandemic going on.

A releases, a distraction, a way to decompress, a way to lift spirits to nurse fetishists, a way to supplement income with sold nudes….all valid reasons the sex workers of the health care industry would do this, but the fact they are doing it is nuts to be and I know sluts, whores and have been around sex workers….I always thought nurses were nurses to get knocked up by doctors but they are so much more than that….

These are the most recent slutty nurses of the week, before nurses become a thing of a past and get replaced by robots and we go back to jerking off to other hot young amateurs who don’t bathe in fucking virus….but instead realize nudes can make their dreams come true so they never need to become a nurse….

Point being, this quiet nude protest of “you need me boss, you won’t fire me boss, so I’m posting nudes to the internet, fuck you”…is great.

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2020

27

May

Sydney Sweeney is Great of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Great….the brought to us by the industry instead of social media huge tits on a small frame starlet who has a bright future ahead of her and not just because she shows us her tits…or in this case…ass.

Big fan.

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2020

27

May

Vintage Erotica Natalie Wood Edition of the Day

Don’t tell Christopher Walken…..#Triggered.



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Posted in:Vintage Erotica

2020

27

May

Georgia Fowler Nipples for Fashion of the Day

Georgia Fowler Topless Elle Australia

Georgia Fowler is some model from Australia or New Zealand like some kind of Peter Jackson Hobbit bitch, only instead of being some obese bearded billionaire, she’s some hot bikini model with her tits out, because having your tits out isn’t just for OnlyFans girls or the younger generation trying to get famous on instagram, it’s also for models trying to get famous on instagram….

What I know about Australian women is that they are hot, hot bodied, but gutter as shit….a society based on extradited criminals makes for a bunch of wild people, at least when they are drunk…..making for a recipe of fun….as the hot bodied girls get so fucking wasted they start giving puppet shows with their pussies for laughs….all in a Croc Dundee / Steve Irwin voice…legendary.

So whoever this IG model who has done work for Victoria’s Secret is, I like her.


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Posted in:Georgia Fowler

2020

27

May

G-String Girl Increases Car Sales and Other Videos of the Day

Flip Flop Fetishist Some Weirdness

Man Ejected from Rolling Car

Just a Shitty Cop Hitting a Woman in the Face

Just Taking a Piss

Weirdest Bike Accident

RV In Flames

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