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2020

13

May

Madonna Ass Shot of Day

Madonna posted up her super fucking weird looking old as shit jacked up ass….with the most geriatric caption…


Finally going to get my regenerative treatment for my missing cartilage!! I would be jumping up and down if i could after 8 months of being in pain. Wish me Luck!

I guess the high risk COVID senior citizen wanted to sex things up in a weird way for those of us who jerked off to her tits when she was still seen as old to us, 25 fucking years ago.

Nothing says sex quite like talking about missing cartilage and hip replacements…throw in some dry pussy thanks to being a fucking corpse…maybe a little “I piss myself thanks to the cancer surgery”….and other old person things…

I mean people do jerk off to old people….so it’s not as weird as it should be, and if anything fucking Madonna could be hot, not because she’s a trained dancer from being a culture vulture stealing all the trends from real artists….back when she started…not because it’s a great story to tell people…but because she’s still hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked…even if she’s disgusting…

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2020

13

May

Another Russian Model of the Day

I was in the hot Russian girl of instagram vortex because Russian babes of instagram seem like the Russian Doping scandals of every Olympics where Russia has won….

The babes of Russia are looking at the American instagram girls being like “you think that’s a babe, this is a babe” and they are just better at it.

They all go hard, go big, go naked. I guess it is the soft sell mail order bride or sex worker, I call it doing the Irina Shayk…where we can’t quite place what is being done here, we just know it’s being done….are they going to ask for money, are they going to sell us bullshit we don’t need, are they looking to swindle brands to pay them per post, are they looking for rich guys to finance their lives….whatever it is, the world is coming together, as it always has, not for COVID but for finding and jacking off to international pussy.

Posted in:Features

2020

13

May

Nude Face Mask Photoshoot of the Day

I think this model’s name is FIO Meos, which makes no fucking sense to me, but I am not Russian, so that could be why.

I think her instagram is @sofiten but who fucking cares, she’s bringing a topical nude shoot of her hot nude body as Russian Sex workers do…I mean they basically dominate the hottest social media content because they’ve embraced sex work as legit work decades ago.

These are the cam models, the porn stars, the soulless women who will pee on demand for the right price because they love money, American culture and will do whatever to get some of it.

It’s som KGB, Russian Spy, Communism made them work harder and better than the American women like them…

So as they all hustle ONLY FANS and Patreon and Premium snapchat they sometimes release shoots like this…MANDATORY MASK, but Panties Optional….and I think it brings hope of a better masked tomorrow.

Now if only the old ladies walking around in masks took her lead and went pussy out…some labia in the wind…to fight this virus alone together…

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Posted in:Feature

2020

13

May

Britney Spears Yoga Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears Yoga

Britney Spears’ father said that she has dementia in court documents, which is hilarious on one level, since he’s been pulling the mental health card from every angle to retain control over her. Apparently it was in reference to her wanting babies and he put a stop to that because she’s got enough damn babies and they just bite into his profits…

She’s had a pretty crazy story of being abducted in plane sight, everyone just watching her sing and dance ignoring that she’s held in captivity for her family, that are basically human traffickers, all because the smoke and mirrors or light show of fame and fortune distracted people…they forget that the family is ghetto trash and if she didn’t make it at Disney, they’d be letting his bowling buddies run train on her for a case of beer…they may be rich as shit now thanks to exploiting their kid, but that doesn’t delete the pimping pervert trailer trash with a hustle….

Thanks to that hustle, this pussy is top shelf not bargain basement and affordable with foodstamps…now watch the near 40 year old stretch that pussy / spread that pussy proper.

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Posted in:Britney Spears|Uncategorized

2020

13

May

Josie Canseco Topless and Wet of the Day

Josie Canseco Topless Watch

Josie Canseco is in some salacious positions with some dude who she may or may not be fucking. Last I heard, her boyfriend was a Youtuber, because despite Youtubers being annoying fucking clowns you’d think would never get laid, Google compensates them with 100s of millions of dollars, and well, you know how that goes….and if you don’t it goes like this….they can do crazier things to get more views running their own media companies with staff and cutting brand deals outside of google to make even more than that….and girls love money, even rich trashy ones….and girls love audience, especially while trying to be famous in their own right, and these dudes have audience making the perfect storm for hot eager pussy to ride your clown dick.

Anyway, I don’t know what this implied, Lewd, shoot is for…shitty Jewelry I assume…I just know she’s half naked.

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Posted in:Josie Canseco

2020

13

May

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

Wet Spot Wednesday

I like to keep things as trashy as possible here. I always liked the internet for the weirdness and disgusting trash that people would get up to. I fell off course with the site because celebrity content was what people were more into, even though I hate celebs but figured, making fun of them and calling them whores was alright….

In the years I’ve been doing this, the weirdos of the internet have progressively got trashier and trashier, I’ve lost touch with trash as it became fucking everywhere…but I still believe in the disgusting shit people do and think it’s a good idea to post on the internet, it’s far funnier and more amazing and real than a photoshopped bikini pic of some overpaid celebrity cunt.

So with that, we bring you Wet Spot Wednesday, because vile trash is better than vapid idiots who don’t know they are trash.

I’ll keep on posting the real life weirdness that needs the attention, it’s my passion!

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Posted in:Featured Post

2020

13

May

Jordyn Jones See Through of the Day

Jordyn Jones See Through Nipples

Jordyn Jones is some trending young slut, her shirt may be see through, but she concludes our starlets named Jones, at least until I check out what January Jones is up to….because I am watching the Netflix show about the closet case homophobe on the Jenny Jones show who was mad that his male friend proclaimed his crush to him…..so he killed him and they sued TMZ’s dad Warner Brothers who was at the time also Jenny Jones’ dad.

Not that you care, this is the second post about girls with the last name Jones who act or have some level of fame…no matter how low that level of fame is…our first Jones was posted 2 minutes ago and her name is Stevie Jones. Jordyn Jones is better and not just because she’s got a less aggressive boy’s name, but because she’s hotter.

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Posted in:Jordyn Jones

2020

13

May

Stevie Lynn Jones Up-Short of the Day

Stevie Lynn Jones

I don’t know who Stevie Lynn Jones is, but I am watching the Netflix show about the closet case homophobeon the Jenny Jones show who was mad that his male friend proclaimed his crush to him…..so he killed him and they sued TMZ’s dad Warner Brothers who was at the time also Jenny Jones’ dad.

Not that you care, but the next two posts will be about girls with the last name Jones who act or have some level of fame…no matter how low that level of fame is…

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Posted in:Stevie Lynn Jones

2020

13

May

Scrubs Gone Naked of the Day

It was international nurse appreciation day, because nurses don’t get appreciated enough I guess, needy fucks…..

They want more appreciation…despite it being their job….and in it being their job they should do it without requiring so much praise….that’s the whole point of the pay check.

Now with COVID, Fighter Jets are flying over cities to celebrate them, but a handful want more…whether it is to supplement their income with an only fans…or snapchat premium…or just for the likes and follows to validate them…or maybe they are just perverts who can’t help themselves as they aim to please everyone, even those out there jacking off.

We know nurses are naughty, in part because they are only there to bed doctors they work with through their seduction so that they can live that life.

Here’s a bunch of nurses wanting you to jack off to them.

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Posted in:Features

2020

13

May

Sidewalk Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

Family Turns a Room Into a Pool – Seems Danger

Train VS Tractor

Weird Bridge in egypt challenges adjacent buildings!

Iceberg Jumping – What Could Go Wrong!

Bouncy Castle Fail

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