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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Apr

Bianca Andreescu Granny Panties of the Day

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Bianca Andreescu is the Canadian breakout tennis star, who really isn’t all that hot, unless you have a Romanian Gypsy fetish and/or like thick looking fit girls who look like they can squat your weight and you’re 350 lbs. She’s strong, a powerhouse, you’d have to be to beat those tanks that are the Williams sisters, who may or may not be men, based on the content on Reddit, I’ll assume they are.

Bianca Andreescu is not really my vibe, but half naked content is for everyone, especially accomplished tennis stars who need that social media money for their sponsors as much as they need those tennis wins.

The best strategy on social is show your round fit, probably massive ass for the masses that are only there to sexualize you.

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2020

Apr

Girls Growing Out Their Bushes in Quarantine of the Day

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You know me, I can’t get enough bush. I’ve loved bush since the first time I laid eyes on it. I am the age of someone who remembers when bush was an everyday thing, the shaved pussy thing was a rarity that would get people excited, which I guess eventually became the norm, while the norm always becomes boring….

I’ve been an advocate for bush for as long as this site has been around. I don’t think there’s ever been a girl I’ve asked to shave her pussy, I’ve always been more of a “GROW THAT FUCKER OUT”

There are probably 1000s of posts about how much I appreciate bush. It’s personality, it’s hygiene, it’s comfort…like a warm panty pillow to lay on, it’s also great looking. A fashion accessory like your hair that you can style anyway you like to give your own pussy a fucking TOP hat, or beaning, depending on your mood.

Luckily, the young are lazy and feminists and anti waxing, it’s a stupid fucking procedure and any girl going to get a wax needs to look at herself in the mirror and realize how insecure and lame she must be.

Own that bush, be empowered by that bush…BUSH is all we need….

Unfortunately, there’s a whole bunch of girls who have no opportunity to grow bush because they paid 1000s of dollars to laser their hair off to have a permanently bald pussy….pretty fucking dumb…but they are women, what do you expect….or for them to blame men for their bad decisions, that goes without saying…dumb sluts…

Anyway, while in quarantine, girls aren’t shaving, but are instead showing off their accomplishments in their lazy…and it is an accomplishment, one we need to celebrate….so here’s a bunch of girls and their QUARANTINE bushes uploaded to the interent cuz they bragging / want you to see / jerk off to them. ENJOY.

IF ONLY GIRLS GROWING BUSH AND TAKING BUSH SELFIES WERE HOTTER…

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2020

Apr

Bikini Brain Freeze Challenge…and Other News of the Day

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Ukrainian Dance

When Hummingbirds Attack

Trump is Hilarious with this CBS Worker

Cops Break into a Mans House

Toronto Police Run Over Suspect

Idiot Walks into a Door

People Jump Overboard after Being Told They Were Exposed to COVID

People VS Popeyes

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2020

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know some of you are missing wearing your butt plugs to work…while sitting at home inserting random objects, even easter themed objects in your ass aren’t as fulfilling as taking doing it real time….even wearing them in your ZOOM conferences takes away from the excitement that comes with real life perversions…

But let me tell you, I’ve checked out of society 15 years ago, and digital version of life may be less fulfilling, but we are all going to die alone anyway, so grow the fuck up.

Just be mad you’re not a chick and not able to sell feet pics to buy houses…

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Brooke Burke’s Quaran-KINI
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Naked Russian Actress Egenia Kuzmina
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Selena Gomez Cries About Fame – Buys Mansion
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Girls Catfishing on TikTok Exposed
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Bored Sportscaster Announcing his Dog Playing
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RC Racing Around Instanbul
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Life Imitates Art Challenge!
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Man Buuilds a Carazy Flight Simulator
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2020

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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What are some of the family / quarantine rituals you’ve set up for you and your quarantine family, besides chronic masturbation?

Are ya’ll having conversations? Playing charades? Doing some throwback family movie nights?

Are family members starting to fuck each other like prison inmates? Or are we not at that breaking point?

Are girlfriends getting knocked up now that she’s bored enough to fuck you….or are you just asking girls if you can wear their asses as your mask, their legs as a scarf.

I am sure I could just go on social media and find out everything about everyone, so my question is a waste of time, which makes sense since so is everything I do!!

As quarantine helps turn girls into the whores they were meant to be, thanks to a bunch of lame men signing up to their bullshit subscription sites, and as the quarantine makes you question the government’s power over you, as you try to figure out what the next big thing you should panic buy and hoard….

I bring you think stepLINKS…doing my part to distract you when you have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO….

Like I am the last thing on the todo list, the last on your bookmarks left on your old computer you are busting out for jokes…your “I’ve been to every site, seen everything I can, read every FB status and liked every IG pic, I even took time out to do all the DIY videos on youtube….what now….oh well in 2005, I ended up on this site called DrunkenStepfather via CollegeHumor, I wonder if that’s still around”….I am just that level of internet stardom, relevance, content quality….

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Bella Thorne Drops her Pants on IG LIVE
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Dua Lipa’s Easter Bunny
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Hey Jude Lyrics get $900k
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Kara Del Toro’s Booty Gets Tanned
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Rebecca Gormley Hard Nips at the Gas Station!
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Madison Beer Busty in a Tight Tank Top
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Kelly Gale Wet T-Shirt
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Emma Roberts – Quarantine Looks
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Charli XCX Booty Shot
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Guy who takes Covid to the Extreme
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RC Car Driving Istanbul
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Girlin Towel’s Painful Face Mask Removal
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Dumb Twerk Fail
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Olivia Culpo’s Easter Quarantine Carrot Cake Recipe
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Hot Model Lorena Rae in Maxim
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Testing an Airplane Slide
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Hot black Fashion Model
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Miley’s Boyfriend in Make-Up
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Bocelli’s Easter Performance in Milan
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Nascar’s Kyle Larson Drops N-Bomb
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Guy Sets Fire to his Pants
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Bikini Flash
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Hand Bra!
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Exposing Catfishes on TikTok
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Diddy and J.Lo in a Diddy Dance-a-Thon
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Blink 182 Release the Gayest Song Ever
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Katherine McNamara’s Hot Cleavage
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Celebs on Easter Lockdown
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Win Free Shit
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Reese Witherspoon and her Daughter Go for a Jog
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Mom Erika Christensen Wallking baby in Tight Pants
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Ireland Baldwin in Shorts – Built Worse than a 45 Year Old Mom – Hot
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Billie Eilish – Fat Dude in a Hip Magazine
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Emma Roberts in a Magazine
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Lucy Hale – Dog Walker
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Lana Del Rey’s in Leggings and Doing Gang Signs Next to her Pussy
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Mylene Klass – Cleavage
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Phoebe Price – Easter Clickbait
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Chloe Moretz in a Crazy Black Mask
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Pointy Nipples
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11 Acts that Make you a Whore
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Big Beach Titties
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Number 1 on Snapchat Babe…
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Quarantine Italian Style
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Titties in her Face
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Clit and Butthole Rub
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A Gallery of ASS
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Nathalie Kelley Tits…
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Twerk Twerk!
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2020

Apr

Lisa Rinna and Daughter Delilah Hamlin Dance in Sheer Dresses Nips Out of the Day

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Lisa Rinna is like any mom in Hollywood of her age who moved their to get famous, sucked dick to get famous, but is now on a reality show…a famewhore who likes attention, the media, press.

In being a famewhore, she’s extended that onto her kids, that she’s raised to be young sluts of their own. In an attempt to keep up with the Hadids and Jenners, because that’s how vile people of Los Angeles are. Their dreams are so fucking silly…to be the biggest whore people celebrate, or at least be the mother to the biggest whore people celebrate, when they could be focusing on more important issues.

In keeping up with being a stage mother fame whore, she took advantage of the Quarantine incest movement going on across america, it’s like prison sex but less gay…she decided to do a titty dance tits out with her baby girl….in a “show em what momma taught you to do with your titties to get noticed”….tapping into any mom/daughter fetish you may have…and I know people who have had them…while Rinna uses Hamlin for attention by being all braless in a dress together…I bet they pee in front of each other too.

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2020

Apr

Kaia Gerber Bikini of the Day

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Kaia Gerber took a minute away from her home schooled because her parents wanted her to be a vapid coked up model in the fashion industry like her momma. It’s just so luxurious…

Plus it allows narcissistic mom to live vicariously through her daughter since she’s 100 fucking years old and tapped out of her Model life, instead living in one of her many malibu mansions, with her husband who made too much selling his alcohol company he had with Clooney.

This brat wants you to think she’s smart….as she posts her self being a whore in a bikini that is to inspire dudes to jerk off and not reaffirm her fashionable position. This is smut. This is not fashion.

So as she struggles to read her Marguerite Duras – who was one of France’s most important and prolific writers. Born Marguerite Donnadieu in 1914 in what was then French Indochina, she went to Paris in 1931 to study at the Sorbonne. During WWII she was active in the Resistance, and in 1945 she joined the Communist Party. Duras wrote many novels, plays, films, and essays during her lifetime. She is perhaps best known for her internationally bestselling novel The Lover, which won the Prix Goncourt in 1984. She died in Paris in 1996.

She takes that ADD (this is boring) minute to shoot some bikini selfies, because she knows, like all girls know, that’s all that fucking matters.

She is 18, still very young, but already set for life…so anything she does is really just filling time until impending death. To assume she would have substance or do something meaningful is wishful thinking at best, when all you really need to do to get the likes, since you don’t need the money, is pose like a whore who has fucked Pete Davidson in a bikini.

She looks good though, it’s just a waste of a life, she has every resource to do good, but instead does “modeling”…at least it looks good though.

Here she is being slutty on ZOOM

Here she is braless in West Hollywood for EASTER with her dad…because if you have an 18 year old daughter…having her chilling braless in a tank top is what you want for her…

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2020

Apr

Selena Gomez Being Latin of the Day

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Selena Gomez is not looking like herself, I guess they took off 30 lbs of bloat from her face, those steroids and Chemotherapy treatments she takes from her LUPUS when she’s not hopped up on booze and drugs mixed with her prescription mental health pills because she claims she’s bipolar, when it’s likely a Britney and Lovato situation where they are just told they are bipolar by the machine to make them feel weak, vulnerable, with disease and unable to escape.

She actually looks like HELENA BONER CARTER in the Alice in Wonderland movie where the CGIed her giant Queen of Hearts head onto her mini body.

I don’t know what these images bring that image to mind….I don’t even think I saw that movie…

I don’t mind the white as fuck despite being a Gomez, entitled rich brat who was coddled her whole life to become the earner that she is, trying to rebrand and remind you all that she’s still around, because the fear all these idiots have is to be forgotten, even though her other fear should be premature death from her Auto-Immune disease that makes her easily compromised by COVID.

This just doesn’t look like Selena Gomez to me. I mean plastic surgery, cosmetic bullshit, is a thing, a thing that I guess happened here.

The funny thing in all this is that the Kidney Harvaster typically doesn’t annoy me or offend me. I wouldn’t go so far to say I like her, but I really don’t dislike her….I am sure her pop music sucks, but I’ve never heard it, so I can focus on the things that matter, her producing Spring Breakers off the record, to make a lot of money being edgy….or her stints in rehab since Bieber broke her.

She’s 27, the fifth most followed IG account, an actor since age 7, a producer, bi polar, slutty, and money grubbing. I don’t know what she’s promoting, but she’s up to something after being in hididng, where I guess she learned how to be a Chola….as she culturally appropriates despite it being her culture…hand on pussy.

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2020

Apr

Bella Hadid Nudes of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted up these pictures, that may be branded as a collab with VOGUE, but that are really just her doing barely elaborate nude selfies, posing in front of a dozen dead roses, high concept….so edgy.

The COVID crisis has turned all on the fence whores into full on sex workers, I think more nudes are being produced now than ever before, so I find it offensive that this trashy rich kid’s nudes are packaged as art and fashion, allowing her to be an “it-girl” despite looking like a hard faced dude…when all the other nudes are smut….

Not that the hypocrisy really bothers me, I’ve been posting up nude celebrity content for years, content they produce and I’m labelled a porn site, even though the images live on Instagram.

I am used to the “you’re porn, even though this is not porn by any other measure”….but I still think it’s some bullshit, mainly because these nudes suck, stop paying some trashy rich kid to be an “it-girl” when she’s zero compelling, zero hot, and zero fucking interesting..not to mention her nudes, whether for fashion or not, are fucking garbage…embarrassing even….catalog it low hanging fruit that it is.

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2020

Apr

Charli XCX Spreads Her Ass of the Day

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Charli XCX is being pretty extreme in this photoshoot…that isn’t really a photoshoot, but all you need to produce photos in your phone, so we’ll call it a photoshoot.

I mean sitting on a dudes head while on all fours in some 69 done wrong because the dude under you is a faggot who wants his ass eaten and can reciprocate….

She’s a barely famous popstar who never quite made it, from the UK but likely living in America because your border walls aren’t high enough to keep people with record deals the fuck out…mooching off your resources like AMERICAN money that should be better spent on AMERICAN people…whether she pays tax or not….if you keep letting these immigrants in…what the hell will America mean….and next thing you know thanks to Globalization…we’ll be dealing with a Global Pandemic, rather than pointing and laughing at a third world pandemic from the comfort of our LAZY BOY chairs as we watch this season of SURVIVOR….

Barely famous or not, she’s been about that leotard life when it was a thing, she’s been about her big tits braless like she was Rita Ora…and it’s worked alright for her…but now she’s pushing it with white panties…while riding a head…getting head the wrong way…because everything she does is wrong.

The nice thing is that in this Pandemic, we are learning just what kind of sex workers EVERYONE is…because nothing like a global pandemic to bring out the slutty.

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