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2020

14

Apr

25 Hand Bras of Instagram for TITTY TUESDAY of the Day

It’s TITTY TUESDAY, which for those of you who are totally out of the loop, like me, I’m the “Boomer” “OK BOOMER” was referring too, even though I am nto a trending hashtag across the internet where men and women alike

It’s no secret that Zuckerberg is a socially awkward pervert who started facebook to creep on private messages of girls he wanted to fuck but couldn’t couples with his outsider analysis of basic human needs / wants and interests, that allowed him to create the platform for the most basic retard…

Anyway, grey area smut lives on social media, masked as art, or whatever, but effectively the same outcome as smut…tits out!

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2020

14

Apr

Delilah Belle Hamlin Tight Leggings of the Day

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Here’s Delilah Hamlin walking with her phone next to her pussy – probably set on vibrate because these young whores are fucking horny all the time, love contributing to the global masturbation pandemic in their own right, because thanks to Kim K and her sex tapes, coupled with being raised on porn…it is finally considered cool and trendy to be a sex worker.

Young girls everywhere turning 18 are making the move to selling their feet pics to monetize their content, because DIY while showing everyone how edgy you are…and not just the weird victim of abuse young girls, but all girls, regular middle of the road girls, out here cashing in on their cunts!

This Delilah Belle has an advantage because she’s rich and has parents willing to invest in her being a mainstream whore, a social media slut who is considered relevant enough to cash in on influencer money, doing their own version of the HADIDs…

Her mom such a whore she did this dance video in a sheer dress that I posted yesterday and will post again now because both their tits are visible…

The kind of mentor every girl trying to get ahead needs….a playboy whore turned reality star…or as Delilah calls her….mom.

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2020

14

Apr

Rumer Willis in the Bath of the Day

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Confusing things going on during the COVID crisis:

1- The stock market….I don’t understand the stock market to begin with, I’ve never had money to buy stocks but it seems like a fucking scam that makes no sense to me. I’m not a numbers guy, I just know that these companies sell off a percentage of their companies to the commoners / the public / the peasants, feed those commoners cooked books and manipulated numbers and stories…it’s called a pump and dump to value their shit much higher than their earnings would ever justify it being worth…. and in this COVID crisis where everyone is unemployed, no one is consuming much beyond groceries and booze and fitness equipment and entertainment content…the news calls for a depression but as weeks go on, the prices of stocks go back up to where they were….when they should be dropping….weird. Don’t trust big business or the governement…..

2 – Rumer Willis – sexualizing herself….because she’s ugly and now old….but rich thanks to her parents…so probably misguided into thinking she is hot. Positive affirmation does that. Tell a fat chick she’s hot enough and she’ll be acting like she’s fucking Beyonce when you try to have anal sex with her…when if nature took it’s course she’d be begging for anal, even paying for anal…because none of that bullshit hype got into her or other people’s heads into thinking BIG IS BEAUTIFUL….

I will say that Rumer Willis looks better than ever, which isn’t saying but but a thanks to FACE INJECTIONS…

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2020

14

Apr

Slutty Nurses Doing their Part of the Day

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If you’ve been to this site before and I assume you haven’t because basically no one has. I have in my 15 years of doing this never met someone who even knows this site exists. Good for the ego. Don’t worry, I’m well aware that I suck and have sucked for pretty much ever. I don’t run a blog to get clout. I do this because it’s a mental health issue.

Not a mental health issue as amazing as girls who feel the need to post up their smut, their self produced butt shots and nudes, for feedback from strangers to fill that void of not being jacked off to.

People need a release, they need to be validated, who fucking knows what the deal is but it’s being done.

So, if you’ve visited this site you’ll know that I am doing my part to do what I can do in this COVID crisis to show my support to the frontline health care workers….because they are getting naked and I like that more than their saving lives amongst viruses and germs.

This scrub nudity shit is the hottest REAL LIFE nudity going on right now…so take it in, even if some of these girls aren’t hot…they are HEROES….

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2020

14

Apr

Jordyn Jones Topless of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is hot young low hanging celebrity who doesn’t really need the whole celebrity thing to make her relevant or an earner, thanks to the internet paying the fuck out.

These youtubers are making 100 million dollars a year if done right, most actors aren’t making that kind of money, which is probably why they are all aggressively figuring out their own social media strategies, as they know they are being replaced and missing out on the money they want to hoard for themselves….

Jordyn Jones was in some random shows that probably don’t matter, but made her big push doing slutty cover songs on youtube, so now with her 6 million fans on instagram, she can bring the titties in provocative pictures freely…yay for that.

This picture may be for her new album drop? I’m too busy reading her IG Bio “I love you dad” because clearly she put it there for all you perverts with that daddy fetish….

She knows her audience. What the people want and by people I mean my pervert ass.

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2020

14

Apr

Malin Ackerman Swimsuit of the Day

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The nice thing about the pandemic is that you know which celebs are calling the paparazzi….and staging their bullshit publicity stunts…

Like Malin Ackerman.

Basically, celebs going to the grocery stores when they pay personal assistants to do everything including wiping their asses in some cases, life as a celebrity personal assistant would be fucking hell…yet here they are out there doing their groceries all of a sudden…while in masks so that you can’t even distinguish which celeb is which…but the paparazzi just “KNOW”….it’s some real fucking bullshit…

Then there’s Malin Ackerman….

Who no one gives a fuck about anymore now that she’s in her 40s, but in her younger years was the eye candy needed to make movies better.

She’s just randomly walking out to her car, that is visible from the street, for the paparazzi that just happen to be posting up at her house because Malin Ackerman is such an A-List name…while they arent posting up at actual A-List houses because they know they don’t have a 1 pm scheduled bathing suit appearance.

I get it, celebrities are whores dying for relevance, even when they’ve had major success, they want to keep the lies alive…

I don’t mind it, because an old celebrity ass is still an ass….not that Malin Ackerman is really that much of a celebrity but you know what I mean..

It’s just a reminder that it’s all desperate and pathetic and thus hilarious….

Shamelessness isn’t reserved for those girls of instagram trying so hard to get famous…it’s for the already famous too.

Society is so fucked.

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2020

14

Apr

InstaThot of the Day

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This video is straight from instagram because instagram is a porn site….

Her name is Jill Hardener and she is doing the good work.

Based in Berlin, while looking like the kind of girl you’d find at a sex club that allows you to shit on her for the right pice, because this girl looks dirty….from the tattoos to the tits…just a pile of fucking deep rooted issues and disgustingness….

I’m not here to give a mental health analysis of women who look like this or act like this, I’m more just here to laugh at it and appreciate it.

Where she’s cleaning with her tits out, looking like she’s getting fucked or diddled….it’s basically brilliant comedy..

Good old fashioned “make us think you’re getting fucked” only to throw a punchline at us.

This sex worker is jokes and the biggest joke is that Zuckerberg approves her content because instagram is basically a porn site…..that uses Instagram to sell memberships to her shit…and those memberships have bought her a lambo…I prefer my sex workers to be more down and out and hungry, but still appreciate the effort in these memes…

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2020

14

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley knows her angles. I guess it’s her only responsibility and has been a constant in her life, so she better know her fucking angles.

I know typically a laying on your back selfie, that’s probably smut being shot by her trans son, since her shoots most of her instagram whoring content, is not the best look for a girl.

The tits flatten, the backfat gets pushed forward widening them out…but when you’re 300 years old….standing leads to sagging skin, being on top leads to sagging face, even if it is BOTOXed hard, and being on all fours…is some back of thigh messiness.

So as a professional model and man manipulator, who knows how important it is for her to remain hot…she’s figured it out…

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2020

14

Apr

Charlotte Lawrence Underboob of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some young hot slut from rich kid land…

She’s 19 year old, but already knows how to rope you motherfuckers in with her tits.

It’s something these girls learn at a young age when it comes to monetizing their content. TITS GET HITS….

It’s not a new concept, but it required a few generations to be basically raised on porn to get it into the minds of the mainstream.

There was a time when girls were scared to be judged or called sluts for being provocative. What a fucking waste….so many hot bodies not preserved forever because at their prime they chose not to be half naked in photos.

But the current generation saw how it worked for the Kardashians, saw how hardcore porn is, and figured if they do barely nudity, cocktease shit, they can get good results.

This 19 year old rich kid…who TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID back in March, which could be clickbait to draw attention to herself, but I am only hearing it now.

These people are TACTICAL…

If her tits look familiar, you probably remember Christa Miller from Drew Carrey show, and some “producer” named Bill Lawrence who’s actually some rich kid disguised as a producer….because the rich get richer.

ANYWAY…tits out in a T-shirt is the COVID quarantine content we need right now.

I am all for the new generation rich kids being slutty to promote themselves. It’s not innovative but great.

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2020

14

Apr

This Guy Gets It of the Day

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The best thing about being married is how the excitement of new pussy becomes a funny and constant part of your existence..

While most dudes accept their choices in life, love their wife and would never cheat on their wives….because why bother.

They start looking at basically anything that remotely resembles a vagina and think “I could put my dick in that”…

Then there’s the whole going on vacation, or going out in public, like there was no COVID crisis….and every girl you see, no matter what she’s dressed in, becomes something your penis basically drools over, unless that’s some infection.

So I am going to assume this video is old, it’s making the rounds, and I even think the guy’s girlfriend is in on the joke….but that doesn’t make it any less relatable to those of you looking over at your 45 year old fat wife’s belly as she watches ELLEN right about now.

Quarantine vibes making you wish there was some thong ass thot’s hanging out outside your bathroom window before your shower….

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