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2020

16

Apr

Tits on Instagram for TITTY THURSDAY of the Day

It’s Titty Thursday, which I am not entirely sure is a thing or not, but it probably is, anything you can think of is a thing…

I’ve heard of Throwback Thursday and Thirsty Thursday and Titty Tuesday so TITTY THURSDAY better fucking exist..and if it doesn’t…it does now.

I know I went clever with my naming…take an existing hashtag and change the day on it….genius….I could have called it something better….

I figure we like tits and Mark Zuckerberg’s porn site like tits, so these are a compilation of tits found on his platform of tits, for the perverts out there to get excited about the tits, reminding you of how your mom never fed you with your tits, forcing you to spend your life craving tit….

Right…

I don’t know if all these pics are new or old, famous or not famous, known shoots or not, some of the tits look familiar. I just know they’ve been posted to Instagram in the last week….so enjoy the tits being posted to the fucking internet…

Posted in:Features

2020

16

Apr

Girls in Underwear in Quarantine of the Day

Girls are posting pics of their panties on the internet during Quarantine because they are bored and I guess into being cheeky and fun by flashing their panties…you know dipping a toe in being naughty..

I am not against women in their underwear or the pics they take of themselves in underwear, I find it great.

I just find it silly that no matter how old we get, we are still like a bunch of kids or retards, which is basically the same fucking thing…

You know just a group of horny idiots just wanting to jerk off or be jerked off to…clearly the basic HUMAN instinct…while people pretend to be civilized they are all run by their genitals.

Posted in:Features

2020

16

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nude of the Day

Elsa Hosk Nude

Elsa Hosk was the welcomed Candice Swanepoel replacement when Victoria’s Secret treated their models like the whores that they were and got rid of them when they broke the fantasy of being these “angels” with real life middle aged woman shit like having kids…..

That’s not to say they dropped Candice as it was the only job she ever had, it’s just to say that they brought in Elsa Hosk who fucking DESTROYED Candice on all fronts….in an ultimate fuck you breeder…

Now, Victoria’s Secret is broke, scrambling, over extended, lame, outdated, backwards in their made in China bullshit products and brand….as they Knee Jerk react to the times by pretending to be woke by using old, fat and trans models…NO JOKE…despite having denied ever doing that…which made sense to me…who wants “real people” being VS models…not even fat women want to look at other fat women by a brand to buy in…they all want to look at hot chicks and try to vicariously be those hot chicks by buying the same panties as them…

Only a handful of haters, who would NEVER buy the brand because they wear straw panties they weaved on their commune as underwear, are the fat and hairy bitches protesting this shit….so to change your brand focus and direction because of some whiners online is some real PUSSY behavior…losers…they should fucking go broke…

But there is still Elsa Hosk and the other pussy they introduced us to in their brain washing panty selling tactics…so good job on that. Losers.

Elsa Hosk Nude

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2020

16

Apr

Bebe Rexha Manic Episode of the Day

Bebe Rexha Manic Episode

Bebe Rexha is saying “ARE YOU HAPPY NOW” at least based on my lip reading skills.

Some people can’t handle this whole “Life” thing, and Bebe Rexha is one of them. She’s a self proclaimed, probably diagnosed Bi-Polar, too old and too fat to be a popstar, taking a stab at being a popstar because her ego is making her.

I know for a FACT, that I could go to a psychiatrist and trick them into thinking I am bipolar if that is the diagnosis I want for my sob story…you victim fucks.

I’ve actually done psych tests over my lifetime and I always know the right answers to get what I want out of the session….I did the same thing when doing aptitude tests…it’s not that hard to troll…

So fuck her and fuck her bipolar disorder….

Now for those of you who don’t know Bebe Rexha because she’s some old fat sloppy pile of shit, she was one of Pete Wentz’s Myspace finds long ago, he put her or her band up, no one cared, so she wrote pop songs for actually popstars…and said “I can do this too”…

Now as a fat girl, probably something she blames on being bipolar…”I get so riled up that I eat the fridge in my manic episodes”….she is only of value for her tits, and this is her in some tantrum of “ARE YOU HAPPY NOW” after ripping her shirt off to show her tits.

I guess some people can’t handle their social media feedback, maybe some people should have stayed behind the scenes, the fucked up lipstick though is classic nut job losing her mind, even if it’s all contrived nut job behavior as real nut jobs can’t actually live as celebs…

Bebe Rexha Manic Episode

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2020

16

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Humping Bikini

I know that there are people out there with inflatable pool fetishes, and not in a “OMG I SAW IT ON IG AND IT LOOKS LIKE A SLICE OF PIZZA AND I LOVE PIZZA” kind of way….but in a PEOPLE are fucking Inflatable Pool Toys.

That is basically what your girl, ugly faced, worse now that she’s old and not on TV, Ashley Tisdale is doing in this content she’s producing…

If you can fuck it, someone out there usually has and I guess the humping of an Inflatable Pool Toy is not all that weird compared to all these girls on cam sites and porn sites fucking pillows…it is just tapping into their childhoods in a weird way of “this is how I had my first orgasm back in the 90s on one hot summer day at my friend’s above ground pool”…

I am from the school of Inflattable Pool Toys being uncomfotable, maybe because I am fat and sink the fuckers, but their seams have CUT me my entire life and I guess I am not a masochist who sees romance when I’m cut by a giant air filled rubber thing….I’m more a “Get this fucker off me” trying to pop it…to murder it so that it can’t fucking harm me again…but when it comes to getting off we are all different…and that is why I can’t fuck blow up dolls.

Like some of you have jacked off to or because of Ashley Tisdale despite her face…because I guess you’re more into the bigger picture…the Disney Kid, the Celebrity, all that media hype being marketed to you…than just her botched faced….and I am the weirdo who can’t get past her botched face…which is fine with me since you’re the Inflatable Pool Toy fucker and I’m not…

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Humping Bikini

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2020

16

Apr

Madison Pettis Jean Shorts of the Day

Madison Pettis Jean Shorts

Madison Pettis is Sophie Martinez on the Disney Channel comedy series Cory in the House….but if you are a pervert looking for Madison Pettis smut, you likely already know all of that!

I am not a Disney kid fetishist, I actually hate all that shit. That evil mind control on our youth….fucking up their entire existence at an early age to keep evil rich guys happy….

I am just a fan on Disney kids being trained to transition to the mainstream, to redifine their brand, to build a more loyal audience and to tap into the influencer money by being low hanging fruit sluts…

That’s not to say Madison Pettis pretty liittle shoots are all that smutty, but it will evolve from here as she fights for likes…

I’ve worked around internet smut for a long time, so seeing these tactics used by the snobby, elite mainstream is hilarious…as smut will always win!

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Posted in:Madison Pettis

2020

16

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Bra of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Bra

Sydney Sweeney is rocking the sports bra, which is typically the worst kind of bra a bitch can wear because it squishes them titties down….but when you got huge tits all that changes…

Sure the sports bra is a friendly reminder that women are typically sluts when it is socially acceptable to be a slut. You know they are a friendly outfit choice for the gym or in my case the grocery store, at least back when we used to go to grocery stores, as people would show up after a workout to show their toned midriff and hard nipples…

Sydney Sweeney is known for her tits, they were the sleeper tits that surprised everyone watching that slutty kids show EUPHORIA….because they had been using her in other shows without the tits…but when they were ready to officially launch her they know…BUST OUT THE TITTIES…

So since Sydney Sweeney has tits, the sports bra is good….but really the sports bra as much as it fucks titties up is always good because it’s not an oversized sweater.


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2020

16

Apr

Britney Spears Crop Top Dance of the Day

Britney Spears is our favorite animal in captivity….

Everyone seems to feel sorry for because her dad has made her a slave to him….she does her song and dances for a lot of fucking money that she may never see because he gets it all….at least now that it’s been a trending thing…but she’s been in captivity for 15 fucking years and no one gave a fuck until the whole WOKE thing.

I find it hard to feel sorry for anyone who is as rich, famous or coddled as Britney. She’s always been their “Bubble Boy” earner that they protect so she keeps earning.

I am not a parent, so that makes sense to me, if you’re going to make sacrifices to turn your kid into a Disney starlet, when ya’ll are just ghetto trash and need it, her 18th birthday is a fucking downer, as you lose your fucking investment when she decides to run off with her money….that you know she wouldn’t have made without you because she’s a mental case….

Her breakdown was the window of getting back what was rightfully theirs…I get it…NOT TO MENTION…that she NEVER has to worry about anything, I mean other than leaving the palaces they own, that are staffed, that have full fridges….no worries in the world…and if I was bipolar…that’d be fucking awesome…you know instead of being fucking homeless.

Who needs freedom when you’ve got all you ever need and more….

Anyway, this video is going viral because she’s still masturbating to Justin Timberlake, all these years later, confused as to what the trending app of the time is because she’s a captive…the luckiest prisoner ever.

Here’s her caption, if you care…

This is my version of Snapchat or TikTok or whatever the cool thing you’re supposed to do these days ????!!!!! As you can see I’m not really dancing folks …… I’m just very bored ?. PS I know we had one of the world’s biggest breakups 20 years ago …… but hey the man is a genius !!!! Great song JT ? !!!! Pssss if you KNOW WHAT’S GOOD ? !!!!!!

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2020

16

Apr

Marisa Papen’s Period of the Day

Marisa Papen was some aspiring instagram model who realized getting naked got more hits, so she embraced getting naked like all the other naked girls on instagram, only she took it to the next level..and tried to make herself a nude activist.

She positioned her nudity, which for the record is the same nudity other girls post all day everyday on Zuckerberg’s Naked Chick Hub…..as activism or art, like the other girls getting naked weren’t as committed to getting naked as her because she was willing to get her account deleted for her craft.

She still has an instagram and a facebook page and a subscribtion site that SIMPS and pussy ass dudes who feel like supporting some slut who only likes their money – is soul feeding or that it gets them in with her….

She still does her activism nudity that she positions as performance art…

She still tries to make the news with her nudity, by getting naked at the Vatican or other basic at best “scandalous” places….and I’m not against that whole part of her hustle, bring the fucking nudity, fight the stigma that nudity is wrong, while getting nude, cuz nudity gets more attention than being clothed…I see the hypocrisy in her hustle…and know it’s just a way for her to get paid.

ANYWAY, she’s still getting naked wherever she is, but more importantly, she posted her BUSH and her PERIOD cup that she’s really proud of that could be full of period to remind you that periods are terrifying, like a horror movie….unless you’re a period activist doing period art to prove your love of feminism and womanhood….in which case it’s fucking lame…

I am a FIRM believer that people, MAN AND WOMAN should keep their damn bodily functions to themselves, this oversharing thing like we are your doctor, or your mom, or your BFF, is really not how I like to connect with people or their content….but you’re probably into this!

Her caption:

I’m currently celebrating that time of the month again.
I might be late to the trend but (or not) I just discovered menstrual cups, A LOT less waste, you can leave it in up to 12 hours, feels light and comfortable, preserves healthy bacteria….
It’s better for your flower and for the Earth, double win!

The only amazing thing is that Facebook / Zuckerberg’s porno machine allows this shit….yet DrunkenStepfather is banned…get the fuck out of here.

Posted in:Marisa Papen

2020

16

Apr

Teens Spitting on Door Handles and Other Videos of the Day

Road Rage!

Dude Spitting on

Lawnmower Party…

Stunt VS Pole

Sea lions bask in the sun after takeover of deserted Mar del Plata harbour

Superhero moves truck

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos