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Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

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2020

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I figure I spend too much time on this site because I dream about Morning Hangover Dump rants, but the good news for you is that I wake up forgetting all of them. In my dream they are genius. In real life I am a 3/4 retard, 25% worse than a half retard….as I sit here trying to work through “was it about masturbating, was it about sticking things in your ass, was it about having sex with family, was it about licking door knobs because you think the COVID virus is a scam, was it about how vapid people’s lives were before COVID based on their throwback IG pics about remembering their favorite lunch spot they went to because they don’t have jobs and all they need to do is go to lunch and the gym with friends” a life they will all go back to as soon as this is done because humans don’t learn anything….even when COVID can be teaching us to get off social media and to avoid all these egotistical overpaid idiots who mistake us looking at their tits for us caring about their health and wellness lifestyle hacks….gt the fuck out of here and be thankful DJ Jazzy Jeff is Covid free after a month of severe symptoms.

None of that was what I wanted to say, or part of my joke but who cares what I had to say, or what the joke was, it would have been lost on your assholes anyway, so here are some stepLINKS….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lindsey Vonn In a Bikini Taking a Quarantine-Bath
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Did you watch OUT OF THE SHADOWS yet? Watch it.
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Hummer with 12 Inch Wheels is LOLz
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The Beckhams and their Massive Miami Condo
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Lillie Bennets Bikinis and Yoga Poses!
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Pimp My Rides Horror Stories by Xzibit
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Physics Professor Replicates Pascal’s Blaising Barrel Experiment
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Deepfake BURT REYNOLDS as James Bond
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The Original Video of the Meme that became Dancing Pallbearers Meme
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Weird Youtube Video….About the End of the Univierse
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DiNiro and Dicaprio Offer a Walk on Role for Charity..
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2020

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Anyone else reflecting on the amazing life of Anthony Bourdain and all he accomplished as you sit there bored of standard masturbation and find yourself contemplating auto erotic asphyxiation – you know to keep spirits up.

I wonder how many people who were in the depths of autoerotic asyphixiation ended up on this site from a link on a porn site….before dying…

Has my blog posts killed any masturbators?

You’d think in 15 years of doing it…at least one person died while browsing…and it was probably masturbation oriented.

I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing….but it’s an accomplishment regardless.

Where is my trophy, I’d like to make an acceptance speech!

Here are some stepLINKS

Dua Lipa’s Pink Panties for Elle Magazine
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Alexandra Ola Naked and Kissing Herself
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WATCH THIS – Out of the Shadows Documentary – It’s Crazy!!
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Olivia Culpo Celbrates Boyfriend Signing Record Setting Contract Extension!
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Paige VanZant Nudity Continues on Social Media!
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Smokin’ Hot Dolphins Cheerleader Provides Lockdown Entertainment
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Bella Hadid Tube Top Weirdness
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Taylor Hill’s Bikini Dreams
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Paris Jackson to Play Jesus in a New Movie
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Bar Refaeli in a Sports Bra….
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Bella Thorne in a Beater
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Danielle Herrington in See Through Underwear
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Lori Aunt Becky’s Daughter’s in their Pro Rowing Pics LOL….
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Vanessa Hudgens Face in Video
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Naked Tattooed and Acrobatic
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Trucker Losing It at Train
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Guy Creates AI Version of Himself for Zoom Meetings
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Hummer with the Tinniest Wheels – Hilarious
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Olivia Munn’s Feeling the Quarantine…
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Ashley Benson Weird Nude Pic
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Cool Waterfalls in 8k
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Sometimes You Just Need to Backdown from a Fight
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Dancing Pallbearers…
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The Ultimate Face Mask!
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Alison Brie Promoting Health in a One Piece
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Julia is Hot and Topless
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How About Crazy Cakes
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Neighbors Share Bar During Isolation!
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Weird Art CLICK HERE

Rita Ora’s Terrible Song in a Tight Dress
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Ariel Winter Grocery Shopping
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Kelly Bensimon Bathing Suit
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Olivia Wilde Tank TOp Mask Walk
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Brooke Burke in a Vintage Pick-Up Truck
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Maria Menounos on a Scooter
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Lucy Hale in a Tight Top and Jeans
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Mandy Moore in Leggigns
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Dua Lopa Doing Errands
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Girls in Tight Dresses…
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Worst Tits Ever!
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Accidentally Uploading the Wrong TikTok Challenge
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Don’t Try this at Home…but I don’t mind watching it from home…
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Skin Coloured Nips
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Animals Hate Us!
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Lesbians on CAM
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Hot Girls Masturbating
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Girls Frolicking in the Surf
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Big and BUSTY
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Booty Twerking
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These are the Morons Spreading COVID
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Hot Bikini Bridges
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Brazilian Babes
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Worst Pillow Fight – Repost but WTF?
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2020

Apr

Kati3kat is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Today’s Quarantine Girlfriend is Kati3Kat who is a substantial and wonderful babe. She is out here entertaining us with LIVE content throughout this Quarantine, which is JUST what we need when we are bored of everything else we are doing. She’s the hero who is not getting the same credit as other heroes while doing more to lift our spirits than most!!

Our friends at MyFreeCams have given a platform to many women both those working at this before the quarantine and those hopping on now that they need work to do their thing….it is by far one of the best sites online because with that platform girls get competitive to be the most entertaining. It is easy to get lost in the hours and hours of free entertainment.

It is also easy to fall in love with girls like Today’s Quarantine Girlfriend is THIS!

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2020

Apr

Frontline Healthcare Workers Being Slutty of the Day

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I don’t know why, but this girls in scrubs being wild thing is starting to become a fetish.

Not all the nurses going wild are created equally, some are fat and disgusting slobs, but I am fascinated to see these women uploading content of themselves on the job in various acts of slutty.

It just reaffirms my position that nurses are the sex workers of the health care industry, there to appease doctors, in hopes of homewrecking and stealing that doctor life. I mean why else would anyone want to work with sick people at a fraction of the pay of a doctor, doing more work than the doctor, it’s just insane…there’s a bigger opportunity there.

It is also crazy to me that people will take slutty pics from work, like if I worked with ANY of these people I’d know “hey, isn’t that Melinda from the third floor”….I mean they don’t do a very good job being anonymous.

Obviously they want to be seen, that’s the whole point…stress relief, perversion, whatever…I like it…even when I don’t really like what I am looking at…it’s a higher concept kind of like…

Just doing my part to support our “heroes”…

Posted in:COVID-19|Features

2020

Apr

Zoey Deutch Nipples of the Day

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Zoey Deutch posted a very important video on her social media of being braless in a wifebeater!

This is not a new fetish by any means, I used to go to punk shows, ghetto cheap beer punk bars and even early Warped Tour shows and this choice of shirt was a constant back in the mid 90s. So we been seeing nipples in beaters for decades at this point….even though back then majority of beater wearers wore bras…it had a similar and sometimes more exciting effect because when you see the full natural tit hang and everything the nipple has to offer…it can be a little too real and take away from the fantasy…..if I know what your full tit looks like, what’s the point of even trying to wine and dine you and by wine and dine I mean take advantage of….we all have different definitions of seduction.

Anyway, the daughter of Caroline in the City a show no one I know remembers but that I for some reason remember watching. I think back to the 90s and don’t really remember ANY TV shows that I was excited about or that I’d run to watch. I wasn’t into Seinfeld or Friends, I wasn’t into nerd shit like Star Trek the Next Generation…I don’t even know what I watched at the time…but I remember Caroline in the City….maybe it was my psychic connection, my clairvoyant moment, my I bet in 25 years I’ll see her daughter’s titties in a tank top….

Either way, Caroline in the City’s daughter’s Titties in a Tank Top!

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2020

Apr

Sarah Hyland Blackface of the Day

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Hey Sarah Hyland – Rachel Dolezal and wants you to join the black panthers!!!

I am sure she appreciates the impression especially while pretending she’s Foxy Brown in a Blacksploitation / Genre Film from the 70s. All bikini topped and dancing.

I find Sarah Hyland creepy, but a survivor with a genetic condition that has required multiple kidneys, something that seems to have given her a YOLO approach to life as she shows off her very small body, potentially genetically mutated body…in content that will last as long as the internet lasts….

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2020

Apr

Bella Thorne Booty in Jeans Sweater Eater of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted a pic of her daddy with this caption:

Today you died And tomorrow we are left with just the remnants of you..I hope ur floating in the sky somewhere or as that beautiful bird u always wanted to be…I want to say time heals but it’s been years and I still feel very broken with out you, please stop by my dreams tonight so I can say hello.

I don’t believe any of these sociopath robots have actual feelings, but it’s nice to see she’s at least pretending she does for the sake of garnering sympathy from her fans. You know give them a talking point that makes her feel more emotionally intelligent and in touch, more real…because all she’s been doing the last 4 years on social media is trying to play the “look how real I am, I shit, I piss, I fuck, I get acne”…in efforts to manipulate the fans.

Today, all those years ago is probably the day her “Protector” left the building and her mom was able to exploit her anyway she could to get famous….which worked…at least enough to get there but who knows if Bella Thorne is actually there…she’s probably more just a shell, a puppet, an avatar…because being a child star requires giving up being an actual human….

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2020

Apr

Demi Lovato The Blimp of the Day

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Demi Lovato is some real fucking bullshit. Clearly a puppet designed to spread the message of the evil media and entertainment industry. The fact that she wasn’t cancelled despite having a heroin overdose should be enough proof that there’s more to her story.

When you are a heroin addict and have a heroin overdose, when your demographic is a bunch of kids, and you’ve been used to market and brain wash kids for a fucking decade, no matter how they polarize it as a symptom of Bi-Polar disorder, and not that bitch is a heroin addict who had a heroin overdose….you would normally get fired.

I don’t think you’d be able to keep your job after a heroin overdose if you were a teacher, a doctor, even a retail outlet employee….they’d fire your crackhead ass and not even help you get to rehab…

But when you’re Demi Lovato you get to sing the national anthem at the super bowl, you get to get brand deals, you get to perform at the oscars and everyone sympathizes with you as you get fatter and fatter….fuck that.

This blimp bitch in a magazine, is part of the bullshit narrative of LIES being spewed to us…because HEROIN overdoses get you cancelled not sympathy NO Matter who you are…

That said…look at this blimp bitch “parachuting” into her new life…

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2020

Apr

Genevieve Morton Final Form of the Day

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Remember Genevieve Morton? Neither do I.

Here is what she used to look like..

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2020

Apr

Cayley King Slutty of the Day

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Cayley King is some weird faced but trending model and these are her quarantine looks FROM HER INSTAGRAM

What’s with the jeans girl, isn’t the whole point of quarantine to be pantsless everyday…and if you’re going to wear pants…make sure they are elastic band pants so that you can fit all your snacks in…but she’s already busting out of her bra so I guess she doesn’t need ssnacks…

She’s some 23 year old who was dating Cindy Crawford’s son, which for an aspiring model is smart moves…and who fucking cares, just look at the tit in a bra for her Quarantine looks because all I care about is that these girls of any caliber and any level in her career or success curve…is being slutty in some capacity or another because THAT is what matters.