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2020

Apr

Chelsea Handler Naked Again of the Day

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The verdict is that people hate Chelsea Handler posting her nudes but not for the nudes….

They hate that she’s a loud mouth cunt who is getting naked for attention….but still think she looks ok nude. Despite being 400 years old, I guess the demographic here is old dudes who have given up on life and don’t even bother jerking off to under 25 year olds because it’s far too much of a fantasy that it’s not even believable as a fantasy….so instead they turn to the MILF porn, the old lady porn….because at least they know there’s a shot that a body like that could one day end up on their dick.

It’s like they think her being nude takes away the purity of a nude and turns it into a monetization strategy taking away from the nude…because nudes are more than just the image, they are also the intention of the nude…and that can offset the jerk-off-ability to a nude…not that anyone jerks off to this shameless loudmouth, but they may.

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2020

Apr

Charli XCX Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charli XCX is some barely a popstar popstar. I think I saw her performing once, in a subway station with a bra set out for people to throw their change in, back when we were allowed to leave the house. She used a bra instead of a hat because it spoke more to her personal brand, while allowing her tits to be braless, nipples hard, to motivate people to give her change…she found when singing in a sweater she would make no money, but in a leotard without underwear on, she’d make a solid 100 dollars a day.

She carried that logic to her attempt at a legitimate music career, one that hasn’t really popped off, but her bra was never seen again, because she knew she had something solid enough to get her off the streets and into AMERICA…

Unfortunately, she’s doing a little too much unfiltered content to show you how authentic she is as a person…because there is such thing as too authentic…

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2020

Apr

TikThot Of the Day

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I know that TikTok is the devil, it’s China laughing at America, saying “we can bug every American, just give them a platfrom to do embarrassing dances on and they will flood this shit with content we can monetize, as more and more people, even celebrities sign up, all while giving us a direct line to their every fucking move”….

But that doesn’t mean that there isn’t GOLD on there…..

A lot of people I know get shown the underage girls putting ice cubes in their vaginas, or doing weird nude stunts, like inserting random objects up in their vaginas….

I get the crackheads, the toothless, the homeless, the fucking weirdos, the handicaps, the retards….which I am far more into because it is amazing.

This babe, is on another level of AMAZING…because TIKTHOTS come in all varieties..

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2020

Apr

Yanet Garcia Always Brings the Fun and Other Videos of the Day

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Jiffy Lube Brawl

Thief Knocks Himself Out

Bag Snatch in Lockdown

Amsterdam’s Red Light Distrcit Has No Whores

SUV Slip and Slide

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2020

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I’m really glad that google and all the tech companies are aligning with the government to find new and innovative ways to track COVID patients so that they don’t infect others. You know making sure they stay home, making sure they don’t contact other people, and if they do, knowing who those other people are…and whatever else they are “inventing”…for the soul purpose of fighting this invisible enemy….that you know they WON’T use after COVID for other things…as you all sign all your rights and freedoms you never had away.

You know….to fight a virus…instead of just letting it run wild and kill off the people who can’t take the heat…so ya’ll can get back to life as per usual, if you’re health and survive.

I mean considering they’ve allowed you to eat all this nutrient void food your entire life to keep you moderately sick and on meds all these years…having a society of healthy people would fuck up the system…so keep the sick and near dead or would have been dead if this was 100 years ago alive so they keep buying fast food and medication….

I am not the object of health here, but in all my dreams of an apocalypse, I survive. Some last man on earth shit. Plus we’re all going to die, get it done, so people can go back to their empty shit lives that billionaires control…..because you like sharing selfies…

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Rose McGowan vs Alyssa Milano
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Lauren Taylor – Naked on a Rock
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Dead Comic of the Day
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Paul Walker’s Daughter’s TRibute Video
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Puppy Playing with Tennis Ball for First Time
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Make a Mask Out of Grocery Bags!
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2020

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think it’s great that anyone who was on the fence about selling nudes on the internet, has jumped that fence with enthusiasm as they are filling the internet with nudes!

I’ve always known that women are inherently slutty, or into being the hot and coveted. Just that some were more vocal about it, more out there with their sexuality and others you’d have to date for a year to see it.

I always knew that pretty much every girl had nude pics of themselves, or had taken nudes of themselves, no matter how conservative they may be, but getting those nudes could often be challenging.

I don’t know if it was access to porn, or snapchat, or just online dating where sexting became normal, then sexting 10 dudes you were online dating before meeting, then 100 dudes….then sugar daddy shit happened and they realized they could get paid…then youtubers and influencers got famous for that shit….

But being a sex worker online become trendy, the it-thing, the barely rebellious, the “if you don’t sell nudes online you’re not even real”…

I really didn’t think every girl would become a sex worker.

But online sex work is basically “The Gap” of the 90s, American Apparel of the 2000s, rap music…it’s JUST what kids are into…and that’s pretty next fucking level.

It’s basically like the pandemic, I knew it was coming, I should have lined up the pieces to capitalize on it, and prepar, but instead I was blindsided by it….

The world is nuttier than ever for so many reasons, but some of the nutty allows you to nut, so that’s ok…

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Pole Dancing Through Quarantine
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Aya Wolf’s Getting her Vitamin C!
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Jojo’s Sheer Nighty
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Rita Ora BOOB Workout
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Phoebe Price Cameltoe
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German Beer Balancing
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Josephine Broome – Hot Topless on Beach
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Busty Katherine McPhee in a Throwback Titty Dress
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Stand Up Comedian of the Day
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Demi Moore and Bruce on Quarantino
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Doctor’s Breathing Exercise to Save you From COVID.
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Nude Beach Model Julia
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Idiot Knocks Himself Out
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14.000 rare gators being brought back to a park
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How the British Police Keep People Inside
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Cindy Mello – LIngerie Shoot
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Caroline Vreeland Social Distancing!
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Zoey Deutch in Bed in Lingerie
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Tesla Ventilator….
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Granny Gets Flipped
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Celebrity Nudity!
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Ali Larter in Leggigns!
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Kim Garner Hot Bikini Body
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Charlotte McKinney Doesn’t Fear the Virus – Working Out
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Malin Akerman’s in a Mask
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Miley in a Wifebeater Not Scared of COVID.
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Lily James in Jeans
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Kate Beckinsale’s Walking Dog…
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ALice Eve Short in Leather Leggings
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Girls in Glasses
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The Best TikTok Squats Ever
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Shadowy Titty
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2020

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day

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I don’t know what this Candice Swanepoel picture is from, but it’s probably some old as shit picture, but it’s still Candice Swanepoel topless…all these pics are relatively the same until the bitch in the pics is too fucking old to pull it off, so revisiting old pics and presenting them as new works for my mental retardation and terrible booze soaked memory…you know alochol is a neurotoxin. I’m living proof.

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2020

Apr

Britney Spears Weird Selfies of the Day

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The nice thing about Britney Spears is that she’s been living in quarantine and self isolation since her dad managed to get control over her. All it took was an episode that involved her shaving her head like a lunatic, something I am sure is happening to anyone who is self quarantining the way Britney Has been all these years, legitimately alone…but based on looking outside all you motherfuckers are still hanging out, having dinner parties, socializing, fucking, etc….because disease doesn’t spread to those who are too stubborn to believe they can get the disease….

I am not going into conspiracy shit, or what this is about, I am just saying that I don’t think anyone is actually losing their mind because they live so detached from real life anyway…this is just the closing of the loop of living through your avatar on your phone…all your friends are accessible, and you don’t have to leave the house, it’s awesome….while someone like Britney, who has been alone, like legitimately alone, with a family who uses her…knows a thing or two about Quarantine…

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2020

Apr

Chelsea Handler Nude Book Club of the Day

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Chelsea Handler may think she knows what good clickbait is during COVID, but what she’s missing is that if we wanted to look at a nude bitch and books, to inspire a book club, or whatever else the likely coke whore from the 80s who was an aspiring actor who became a TV host because as it turns out comedy was easier to manipulate than legitimate acting….is promoting.

The fact of the matter is that there comes a time in every woman’s life where she becomes that bitch at the nudist beach who may be eager and keen to be naked as they are comfortable in their old weathered bodies….but that doesn’t mean anyone else is comfortable with it….

You know all those stereotypes nude beaches have, never the hot chicks, always the olds as shit….this is the at home embodiment of that.

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2020

Apr

Chrissy Teigen is an Animal Abuser of the Day

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Chrissy Tiegen is for the most part banned from theis Website. She once wrote in saying she appreciated the mean spirited humor, than a year later she went nuts because I called her pug faced, which wasn’t quite accurate, since I am a pug guy, with a pug and who will probably always have a pug for the rest of my life, but when applied to a human is meant to be insulting.

This was before she was as famous as she is now, but not before she was wallet fucking John Legend the homosexual singer who has probably sucked off Kanye back in Chicago when they were plotting how to take their art school asses to the top of the music industry.

I have no idea why her drunken rants on twitter made her some sort of authority, personality and host…but it did and fat bitch who used to be just lonely and depressing from her apartment…has become an actual celebrity…not a hot celebrity…a sloppy fake titty wide faced celebrity…who from my perspective shouldn’t be a celebrity, is HARDLY funny, but I guess the mainstream thinks she is, because the mainstream has no fucking taste.

I am not interested in promoting disgusting looking piles of shit….but I’ll present this as the human version of the Coronavirus being found in a pile of feces. Just a sloppy pile of shit of a human…assaulting her dog from her
expensive home…

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