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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Apr

Celebs in Masks for COVID of the Day

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Masks are the new condoms….

Demi Rose Going through the Airport off to her next dick appointment ..

Demi Lovato‘s mask is in the way of her eating and probably wont stay there long..

Christina Milian bringing her newborn baby to catch the virus at the farmers market..

Alexandra Daddario at Costco..

Em Rat Cow should ALWAYS wear a mask…

Emma Roberts Still Hot…

Fergie staying healthy eating burgers and pop…

Jennifer Garner crying over Ana De Armas …

Julia Roberts America’s Sweetheart …

Phoebe Price still killing it…

Renne Zellweger is already half dead anyway…

Nina Dobrev got the rich bitch mask..

Molly Sims still alive…for now…

Margot Robbie stocking up on dill pickle kettle chips…

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2020

Apr

Maria Camila Samudio in a Quarantine of the Day

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I don’t know who MARIA CAMILA SAMUDIO is, but who fucking cares, she’s in her underwear in a shoot at home and that’s basically all these girls can do.

If you’re sitting bored at home, and you are, unless you’re a nurse jacking off on the clock as people are dying…

She’s apparently also started a magazine, which is the big trend of the nude girls of instagram, I guess it makes their nudes seem more purposeful…like they are more than just girls naked on Ig, they are publishers….

I am all for naked chicks deciding they are publishers to release their nudes pics under some banner, instead of just being nudes pics for the sake of nude pics, these are nudes pics with a purpose, then they get to use other naked chicks to promote their magazine, because people like being published, so they can write PUBLISHED MODEL in their bio, despite being self published…nothing wrong with being self published, just ask the 50s Shades of Grey fan fiction pervert and her billions of dollars.

It’s just funny to see the no naked models making magazines are doing smarter moves than the more famous naked models who are too lazy, entitled, spoiled to bother actually taking their nudes to the next level.

I support sexual entrepreneurship.

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2020

Apr

Elsa Pataky on a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Elsa Pataky lives in Australia with her Hemsworth because when you’re famous in America you might as well take that American made money and put it into another Country’s economy because it is where the Hemsworths are from I guess…

She’s out on the beach, because why not go to the beach when the world is on quarantine, especially when the paparazzi is lingering because they are either homeless and equipped with cameras or just disrespecting the rules, as they do, to get that pic they sell to TMZ.

Either way, it is showing off, it is obnoxious, it is disrespectful for what is going on in the world, but when you’re rich and famous, you don’t get disrupted, you make the rules.

She old, in a bikini, rocking that mom body the way you like it, this is really not my vibe at all, Keep moms at the grocery store, get moms off our beaches….

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2020

Apr

Some Thick Nude Model of the Day

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This model’s name is LadyBel apparently, you’ve never heard of her, I’ve never heard of her, I expect to get an email from her crying for me to take it down, because these nude models do these nude shoots for Instagram or their Only fans to build their profiles up, and when sites like this find their bullshit on reddit or tumblr or random forums…or even their own websites…they consistently email me freaking out…saying they didn’t give me permission to use their pics…in a “why did you pose naked on the internet and post it to social media bro”….it kinda makes the rounds…that’s how the internet works…

The fact these idiots do these nude shoots and assume that it’s just going to live on their profiles, even though they want it to go viral, just non on a site called DrunkenStepfather…is insane to me.

That’s not to say this model cares, I mean she seems to be bigger in size, and out here in a YOLO who gives a fuck approach….empowered and bold because dudes thickness, even though I don’t understand why or how dudes like thickness….I guess we’re all just fucking perverts who take anything willing to get naked.

Anyway, nude shoot of the day…WOAHHHHH…

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2020

Apr

Elle Macpherson is Old and Hot in a Magazine of the Day

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Elle Macpherson is one of the only 56 year olds I want to look at being slutty. I typically get offended by that shit, but with Elle Macpherson, I’m like BRING IT.

This is apparently a recent Harper’s shoot with Elle Macpherson, you can tell that she’s old as shit in this shoot, so it’s not some 80s goodness being reposted by something relatively new enough…

Little known fact and not necessarily a fact that I am overly proud of, or one that I like talking about, because dudes talking about jerking off always makes me feel uncomfortable. It’s actually pretty fucking queer….keep it to your damn self…just because masturbation is no longer seen as shameful as people post up pics of themselves sticking things up their ass on instagram….sex positive…I still think it should be something shameful….it keeps people more controlled…like COVID..

That said, in the 1986, 1987 and 1988….she was the SI covergirl…and she was amazing….so amazing that we were in a one sided exclusive romantic relationship for 3-4 months each of those years.

The goto titties!!! She’s still looking fucking great but maybe I’m just experiencing what true love feels like, you know when you see old men tell their old wive’s they look beautiful while they look old as shit….and no one else could confuse them for looking good…only love would make it look good…

But those tits are big.

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2020

Apr

Serbian Singer’s Handstand Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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The Legend is back – this time – Corona Themed

Monkey Likes Tongue Ring

Container Ship Takes Down Crane

Young Chop Shooting at People from his Porch

Robbing an 80 Year Old of her Groceries

Idiot on Phone Falls into Subway Tracks

Hot Ladyboys Volleyball Tournament

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2020

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If this not working shit is getting you down, you’re a fucking loser. The more you work the more you spend, if anything let this be an opportunity to realize you are as broke not working as you are when working, so that you never go back to work again…

Get some fucking chickens and eat their eggs, plant some tomatoes they’ll grow anywhere, eggs and tomatoes motherfucker…basically free…

There are ways to survive, you’re a fucking human, humans are animals, figure it out fucker….

If you want to really fuck the system that is fucking you, never work again, no more taxes paid, bankrupt those fucks, be self sufficient….THRIVE.

Figure out what FREEDOM actually is….it’s not checking your fucking emails, I’ll tell you THAT much.

That’s my takeaway from all this, which isn’t that exciting, but should remind you how stupid humans live, you’re all a bunch of soulless robots waiting to die….maybe this should trigger you to live, or drink yourself to death….or have sex with random hookers to see if their pussy juice transmits COVID, while forgetting about all the other fun diseases that all of a sudden don’t matter…

Where my diabetics at? It’s like people only care about your diabetes as a function of how it deals with COVID….

Where my heart disease motherfuckers not going to the doctor for fear of COVID….

Where are all them cancer motherfuckers who had to stop treatment as their disease that they were so impressed by, always talking about, “OH MY CANCER MY CANCER”….no longer fucking matters cuz it’s not a BAT FLU….

Herpes barely exists anymore…so tell that to any bitch horny in quarantine and down to fuck….no condoms. We must repopulate the planet before we all die off….or at least bust inside a bitch like we have a saving humanity purpose….only to get herpes we forgot existed cuz it is no longer a relevant or trending virus…

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN….if you don’t don’t worry, I’ll keep saying it in various ways….

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Genius Pothead – being resourceful….
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Grandpa Doesn’t Like Mask Made with Bra
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Halsey’s Quarantine Bikini!
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Lindsey Pelas has a THICC ass…why do people write THICC like that…it’s not like an abbreviation…
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This is Chrissy Teigen’s House…Feel Free to Do What You Need to DO THere
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Indians Refusing Quarantine Get It
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Wife Beating Cop Gets It….
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Waterfall Devoured by a Sinkhole
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Inside Joey King’s Self Isolation
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Alexis Ren in a Bikini
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Demi Moore and Bruce Willis on Quarantine Together
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Kanye West’s Old Art on Antique Roadshow….
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Doctor Oz Wants You to be A Crip
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2020

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Welcome to my world of sitting and staring at walls.

I don’t know why there are so many complaints about quarantine, it’s not like any of you were actually living before. I don’t know if commuting to a thankless job that lays you off the first chance they get, where you sit and stare at a computer or take calls or having meaningless meetings all fucking day….I mean 8 hours a day handed over to some thankless asshole…leaving you exhausted, but you hit the gym and maybe get some takeout or groceries where you buy shitty unhealthy foods …is that even living? You make a modest living but it all goes to taxes, rent, mortgages, cars, bullshit you don’t need but the shops are open so you must BUY…you MUST BUY…you saw it on Jennifer Aniston YOU MUST BUY….

I mean if anything you should all be figuring ways to find food and shelter in a manageable way, so that YOU never have to go back to work…imagine wasting all that energy, time, stress, that could be spent doing SOUL fulfilling things, whether that is napping, jerking off, working out, or making sculptures out of your semen / feces….it doesn’t matter…it’s just fucking better than going to a fucking job all day….to make money to buy shit you don’t need.

I mean viruses or not, the system is fucked…taxation is theft….but at least you and the earth gets a break from all the noise, cars, bullshit before you go back to that bullshit life as soon as you fucking can….because it is comfy….

When you almost have a breakthrough or revelation on a higher level now that you’re forced to….I’ll be dealing with my breakthrough / revelation that using used panties I steal from the laundromat as my face mask…is awesome. I should have been doing this ALL MY FUCKING life…and I guess in ways I have, but I never fully appreciated the FUNCTIONAL aspect of it all.

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Hot Nude Model Miluniel!
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Vanessa Hudgens – HOT HOT WORKOUT!
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Kendall Jenner Panties
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Dude Roman Candles Himself in the Face
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Cosplay Whores
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Kristin Cavallari Bikini Grocery Store!
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Alexis Ren in a White Hot Bikini
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Anonymous Message to Bill Gates!
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Ezra Miller Choking Fan
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This is How Much FedEx Cares
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Dr Oz’s Terrible ADvice
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Fox Runs Away with Phone to Bury It…
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Ariel Winter Braless in a T-Shirt.
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Jessica Alba Dancing with TikTok….
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Paige Vanzant Naked with Husband
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Squirrel Comes Back for More
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Hispanic Wine Glass Test
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Joan Smalls See Through in a Hose Shower
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Katy Perry is Having a Girl with Orlando Bloom’s Woman Sperm
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Miley Cyrus Giving out Tacos, Just not Her Taco
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Katarine McPhee Foster Hot Tits in a Yellow Idol Dress
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Miranda Kerr Mediating in a Bathing Suit
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Emily Ratjakowski’s Naked – but Uses Husband as Bikini
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Matthew McConauhey Hosting Virual BINGO for Seniors
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Resorring an Old Painting
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Tekashi 69 is Already Trolling on Social Media…
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I love Televangelist Blowing Away COVID
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What a Chinese Wet Market Looks Like
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Kate Beckinsale May be Losing It!
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Busty Lindsey Pelas has a Fit Booty
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Margot Robbie in Overalls and a Mask
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Emma Roberts is Still Hot in a Mask
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Christina Milian in a Mask
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Lucy Hale in Leggings Saying Fuck the Mask
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Demi Lovato in a Mask
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Adriana LIma in Fitness Gear
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Lily Collins Not Scared of COVID
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Rosie Huntington Not Giving a Fuck About Covid
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Emmy Rossum, one person I’d Like to see COVID
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Jessica Chastain Grocery Shopping without a Mask
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I may have linked this before – Kiernan Shipka in a Magazine
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Monica Bellucci Solid Cleavage
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Julianne Hough – Titties in a Mask
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Michelle Pfeiffer in Hot Pants…
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Nina Dobrev in a JUmp Suit
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This Will Save You from COVID
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Hot Reddit Amateur Slut
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Big Boob Titty Drop!
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Waterfall Girls
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10 Acts that Make you a Whore
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Lina Esco Tits!
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So Much BOOTY!
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Slutty Gallery of the Day!
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Some Playmates
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Little Mermaid FETISH Girl
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On/Off Big Boob Jiggle
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The Biggest Cunt in Germany
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Just a GIrl’s Butthole
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Naked in Orange
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Tanning Bed Girls
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Family Farmhouse – a Jimmy Dean Sex Tape
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Next Level Deepthroating
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Meeting a Fan!
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13 People Having a Shitty Day
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2020

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Pool Party of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is showing off how talented she is as an actor by showing off her tits on what looks like a rooftop patio, where her and her dog struggle through the quarantine, in what is probably barely struggling as she’s now rich and famous.

The quarantine hasn’t changed the lifestyle of most of these jobless idiots, they don’t do anything anyway. in any given day…they only work for 6-8 weeks a year and the rest of the time they just chill on their pile of fucking money….not to mention bitch can still order her food as she waits for EUPHORIA SEASON 2 to drop….because Euphoria put her on the map, but really her tits are what put her on the map…and that was the big titty reveal in a the “bigger than you thought” hangers that surprised a nation when they were first revealed…

She is a puppet from Hollywood that was postured or groomed to be the next it-girl, they put her on a bunch of big shows in small parts to get her name out there, before securing something big enough or worthy enough to say “I have huge natural tits, on a small frame, check em out”.

I have no idea what the deal is with the one piece bathing suit with a skirt, but at least it frames her tits up nicely, which is all we could really ask.

I also don’t know why she’s not putting her tits out there daily, easy fucking solution to get talked about daily, cuz my arthritic blog fingers are ready to put her pics up daily like “LOOK AT HER TITS THEY ARE HUGE”….the way NATURE intended when they made her them tits.

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2020

Apr

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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I guess this is from Last Week, but equally fucking terrifying this week.

The genetic mutant, who we don’t know if it is human or not, but that could be more like some kind of hybrid rodent that you find under your fridge and stomp the fuck out, because you’re scared it will bring you disease, is out here showing off her sick and dying thanks to some disease that required TWO kidney transplants, diseases that based on my research were not caused by being railed by entertainment industry execs when she was first getting her start, but that probably have to do with genetics…

As it turns out her dad gave her the first kidney in 2012, which is pretty nice…and her brother gave her the second kidney in 2017, because at least she’s got a family that cares for her…unlike Selena Gomez who has to pay sluts for their Kidneys, since she’s all alone…no one wants near her for fear of catching her LUPUS, not even her mom, unless there’s money involved…

So this hollywood puppet, doesn’t have it as bad as other hollywood puppets….but her bikini selfies are pretty weird…but so is her face…that looks like it has a SNAP filter on it at all times….like one of those “OLD-YOURSELF” things that go viral….we can only assume she’s dying and this is her trying to experience normal girl shit like make a wish foundation….which would explain why she’s always drinking….because she’s always drinking…something I doubt is recommended for people with kidney dysplasia, who have had 2 kidney transplants….unless they are in the final run….and the docs are like “Whatever”….

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