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2020

06

Apr

Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day

Kate Moss’ sister that looks more like a Kardashian muppet with what we can assume are face injections all the girls are getting, is showing off her dumb haircut you’d expect a Kardashian muppet to have, because it’s trendy to look like a gutter stripper, but more importantly, is also showing off her full tit, that she knows she’s showing off…..but hoping that you all notice because as a bootleg Kardashian she knows the value of tits..

She really looks nothing like Kate Moss, I guess she got the stripper whore gene, while Kate got the Luxury Fashion Coke Whore gene…but who are we kidding, they’re both whores using their whore ways to get paid…..and we should celebrate that…cuz we like tits.

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2020

06

Apr

Bella Thorne Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Bella Thorne wanted to show off her Quarantine Abs because I guess she’s been railing as many uppers as she can to be as productive as possible in her annoying creative projects that involve a lot of screaming and over excitement that you know is compensating for deep rooted emotional trauma….

She’s been rewarded, like a rat in a cage, for her lively, upbeat, “Look at me, I’m an actor” attitude and I guess thinks that’s what people want to see….just this high energy pile of shit….

I like to think she finds her real pleasure or satisfaction or “wholeness” or fulfillment from being someone people jack off to, so that’s why she’s always got her tits out.

There’s a fine line between being an actual whore and just being a whore, and she walks it….

Kids are more perverted these days, and she is here to speak to those pervert kids, and thus has to be a pervert too….

The only issue is the lack of fisting….we need more fisting….if you’re real about this “tits out” life…let’s get fucking real then….because this SFW barely smut take on smut while pretending to be open and sexually liberated…is FAR too fucking DISNEY for me….

Bella Thorne is a fucking pussy who doesn’t show her pussy but wants the praise like she does.

That kind of entitlement needs to end.

Here is her sister Kaili looking like a monster but in a bikini..

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|Kaili Thorne

2020

06

Apr

Jojo Titty Play with her MOM of the Day

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Jojo is playing with her tits with her mom…

I was never a fan of Jojo, but I was around when she was at her peak…at least in terms of having a celebrity blog like some teen girl where I’d write about tits…

The one thing I remember was that her mom was a cleaning lady in Boston, or wherever they are from, and they broke out of that working class lifestyle thanks to selling the daughter off to the industry…

Not much has changed on my end, 15 years in the life of a loser means very little happens. I’m still a fat degenerate impotent loser with a shitty fat wife and a shitty exsitence…that “works for me” cuz at least I’m not homeless…

BUT A LOT has changed for Jojo….she fell off the map, dated a series of black dudes she probably supported and in the last 3 years decided to revisit social media..where she slowly gets more and more slutty knowing that people respond better to the more and more slutty…

So this is just another step in the right direction of the big tits, and I guess it’s better than her alternate reality of being a stripper living in a one room pay by the week motel that her mom cleans in exchange for the room….

She was a future ghetto white trash meth addict who sucks dick on paper, but luckily mainstream media moved in so now all she does in terms of sex work is rubs her titt

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2020

06

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Ireland Baldwin struggling as a rich kid in quarantine….you know with the pool in her expensive home because her parents are celebrities, which may not translate into being good parents, or giving their kid what they need on an emotional level, since celebrity in and of itself is weird as shit and these people are all the fucking worst kind of narcissist you’d hate be be around, but AT least it gets them the money to fill their empty existences with all the material goods they need, like designer furniture, clothing, pools life…..

The one thing they can’t buy, is a hot daughter, at 7 foot 3, Ireland Baldwin is not overly offensive in her look thanks to being proportionate, but she’s definitely nothing they can possibly be proud of…she’s nothing but a reminder of a failed marriage I guess…

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2020

06

Apr

Paige Vanzant Weird Quarantine Nude of the Day

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UFC starlet Paige Vanzant brought the nudity, in a weird couple shoot involving her husband being squatted by her strong fighter legs….in what her fans are calling her greatest move of all time…because you can see a huge percentage of her fake tits, which is really all you’d want from a girl fighter, at least based on all the jello wrestling matches I used to watch at the college bar – before the WOKE weirdos became the general consensus.

There were always the weird lesbian hippies offended by everything, it’s just that fun overrode them, and no one bothered to listen…the fact that everyone became a whiner to deal with life, because they were all upper middle class with no real problems, who never faced any real adversity, and had no real understanding of the world…but had the energy to protest, or be annoying, and “being fair to all” became their agenda, even though they did it from an elitist cunt pedestal…where they look down on those they want fairness for because they think they are better…

ANYWAY, all that woke shit slows down when Pandemics happen I guess, it’s just too bad the pandemic wasn’t directed their way…

POINT BEING…who gives a fuck about entitled idiots in denial because they are such fucking idiots….it’s just too bad we all miss out on good old fashion Jell-O wrestling at the college level.

That said, here’s Paige not producing the sex tape we’d more interested in, thanks to her grappling skills.

As Quarantine goes on, we can expect more weirdness out of these exhibitionists…

Posted in:Paige VanZant

2020

06

Apr

Giada de Laurentiis Wet Titty Dance of the Day

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Giada De Laurentiis is a 50 year old Italian Chef from the food network…because the food network needed titties to keep things interesting…which I guess applies to absolutely everything, tits gets hits, because we’re all a bunch of fucking animals who like tits…

Name any success and tits were involved, from Facebook to Youtube to ZOOM Meetings…inspired by porno technology….we are all a bunch of perverts, who still shame perverts..

The best or biggest fail of my life is in 2004, 2 months into doing the site when GOOGLE and AMAZON blocked the URL from making money off their ad networks…other sites were making 100s of thousands of dollars, while this smut peddler, posting CELEB tits and calling celebs whores, LIKE NATURE INTENDED….barely made money to cover the damn server costs…fuckers…

That has nothing to do with this OLD as shit chef, who like other celebrity chefs, she was able to create an empire around her name because people at home want to be just like her…She comes from a rich family, she even uses her Grandfather on her mom’s side’s last name so that the people in Hollywood taking meetings with her know who she came from….what CLOTH she is cut from…what Pedigree she is….

Dino De Laurentiis… a film producer nominated for 38 Academy Awards..for movies like Army of Darkness….and about 500 others…

So despite being old as fuck, rich as fuck, now famous on her own as fuck, she’s out there in bathing suit pics, like the young girls, because she knows a percentage of her audience are perverts who like bathing suit pics…I’m going with 95% of her audience is only interested in that part of her….

So bring it Giada…..and it is brought…

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2020

06

Apr

Francia Raisa Kidney Donor Dance of the Day

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Francia Raisa is the Selena Gomez groupie who was so fucking desperate for some fame, some attention, to actually matter so she gave Selena Gomez her kidney.

Selena Gomez is rich and famous and rich and famous people are fucking evil. So even that they would clearly do a casting call for a donor match, and make that person Selena’s entourage, until she needs their vital organs for her own personal gain. Keep the starlet alive and give some low level groupies some money, some validity…it looks good when you’ve given an organ to a celeb…

Being FAMOUS used to be SO important and probably still is, that dumb sluts will give up their Kidney for it. Kind of hilarious…

I’m sure her and Gomez don’t even talk anymore, it was a transactional friendship, and she’s done a pretty shitty job riding that GOMEZ organ donating….she could have gone bigger, done better….

This is actually the first I’ve heard of her, this one kidney slut, which is really practical when she needs a kidney down the line from drinking her kidney dead due to disappointment from her ghetto decision making.

To think Selena would have given her kidney to anyone is fucking laughable, she probably doesn’t give anyone anything, except maybe herpes…because rich and famous people are fucking GARBAGE….

So Francia likely got played….but she’s dancing it off with her natural titty jiggle…

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Posted in:Francia Raisa|SFW

2020

06

Apr

Tana Mongeau Finally Looks Ok of the Day

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All it took for Youtube Degenerate Tana Mongeau to look ok for once – was for her to put a mask on that covers her busted face…a little BROWN PAPER BAG THIS WHORE…kind of awesome…

In boring fucking Youtubers don’t have anything interesting to really offer us, despite how hard they try, whether its’ with slutty half naked content or sex stories, they are basically lame as fuck Disney Kids, without Disney, trying to be famous as shit and doing it in whatever scanadlous way they can to be edgy….despite being fucking youtubers….something in and of itself…is lame as shit…

Now Tana Mongeau who revealed to the media that she was suicidal, a victim of abuse, addicted to XANAX like every other girl her age…they’re all a bunch of whining suicidal, pill popping, victims…it’s a fucking trend….is out here continuing her hustle because youtube pays this low level sex worker 100 million dollars a year to tell stories of rich guys she’s gone on dates with…or whatever else her dumb stories that I don’t believe, that are far too staged, but that kids eat up cuz they are all pervert fucks who need pervert mentors to guide them through perversions….

She’s a famewhore, involved in all kinds of stunts, and why wouldn’t she bem it pays heavy…but to think this is what GOOGLE is rewarding and basically hiring to produce content for the brand, because it’s trendy or trending, offends me…cuz it’s smut.

All these billion dollar companies are just fucking porn sites, that have diverted in a bait and switch for being porn sites….by giving it a front that it’s for things that aren’t sex in nature…cuz that’s where the big money is.

Anyway, a useless trashy pile of shit in a bikini looking hotter than usually cuz her broken down face injected face is in hiding due to probably not being able to get her fillers.

She used to rub cunts with Bella Thorne, I don’t know who was the top, bottom, stem or stud…but lesbianism is a myth, so it doesn’t matter who did the pussy eating, what does matter is how bad it probably smelled.

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2020

06

Apr

Victoria Justice With The Tits Out of the Day

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I guess the Victoria Justice child star is living out her dream of being a low level instagram girl who typically gets naked in photoshoots in hopes of getting famous, before realizing getting famous is a waste of time, while selling panties, custom nudes and subscriptions to her masturbation is far more lucrative, because this black light, neon, raver weirdness is just that…an IG slut concept of two years ago…but I guess when you live in a bubble you’re slow to the gate…and when you’re famous from being on TV, you’re not so inclined to just get naked for free on the internet, even if it is the only things your fanbase of perverts wants…so instead you do the nude shoot concept in a pair of shorts you’d expect your lesbian aunt to wear to the country club…I mean when is everyone going to lose their mind and start inserting objects in their cunt on social media. That’s what the people want…are ready for…bring it.

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Posted in:Victoria Justice

2020

06

Apr

Nurses Gone Wild Over the Weekend of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking…what they hell have stressed out nurses on the front line of the COVID crisis been up to over the weekend, while exhausted, fearing their health / running out of equipment, working all these long hours with no personal time to diddle themselves to release….

This COVID shit is really taking up their time, giving them barely enough time to devote to their online nude subscription sites they produce content for to offset their salary. T

There’s easy money out there on the internet if you figure out how to bait loser dudes into giving you 5 dollars a month for access to your snapchat masturbation. It’s almost like why work a real job, only thanks to it requiring little to no effort, why not work a real job for the benefits…and do this as a side hustle that can easily make you more per month. Be a sex worker on the internet. It pays….both in money, in gratitude, in praise…people are obviously inclined to want to be looked at, masturbated to, seen as hot, even when they’re not. It’s some psychological shit.

So do your part and supprt them by staring at the smut they’ve produced on the job, on the clock, or at home, all covered in COVID for you COVID fetishists…

It’s a PANDEMIC! Get Paid to get Naked as People are DYING…

I am all for pervert shit and for mainstream people getting involved in the nude hustle, but certain career choices should be off limits, and I’m going with teachers, nurses, doctors, government workers….keep your damn clothes on, if you want to sex work, sex work on your free time, not on Hospital time…

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