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Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

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Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just washed a banana that I had delivered with soap and water because the media has told me that anything that has been touched could be contaminated. It makes sense that all these bananas were man handled and sneezed on by the disgusting grocery shoppers. So it makes sense….I am not going die from some contagious FLU because I wanted to eat a banana.

As it turns out, washing a banana with dish soap is a totally homosexual experience, and not just because you’re washing a banana like some fucking fag, but also because of how you are washing said banana like some kind of fag at a gay Sauna before the AIDS crisis…

Here are some morning links…

Kylie Jenner Thirst TRapping
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Sydney Sweeney Topless Tanning
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Corona Virus Paddler
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Nude Model with these Italy COVID-19 Memes
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Cats and Dominos
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I am still watching this ZOOM MEETING where the woman goes to the bathroom
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Sophie Mudd is Flexible
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Emmy Rossum Cunt Wants to Workout With You Like a Cam Girl
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Big Titty Model Proving her Tits are Real
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Patrick Stewart Reads Shakespeare
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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s funny that 50 percent of the people I see are bracing for the apocalypse thinking that we will all end up in FEMA concentration camps, microchipped, slaves to the government and owned by corporations…..while 50 percent think it’s no big deal, that it is all a viral stunt, like a global candid camera skit, and if it is, it is the best stunt ever executed.

I see people starting to melt down, then I see people documtenting their lives at home, creating content if you will and starting a TikTok….like some kind of asshole….

I find doing nothing at home very relaxing and I have a shitty home. These people mad the parks are closed, the gyms are closed, the offices and stores closed….I just see all those things as more reason to do nothing at home…maybe you’re scared of going broke….who cares…we’re all going to die….fuck it. The new you is always home.

Hell, I don’t even need to do these links, but I did….the world is collapsing, we’re all going to die, you’re being abused by your family….and I’m here doing links….so do your part man and click them…what the fuck else to you have to do.

Sydney Sweeney Topless Tanning
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Sophie Mudd – VERY Flexible
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Paddler in a Hazmat Suit
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Louisiana Conspiracy Theorist
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Hannah Palmer HOT and Self Isolating
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Phoebe Price is a Hero
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National Anthem Played on Credit Card Machines…
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Cats Play Dominos
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Madi Teeeuws is a Hot Model
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Rat Cow’s Morning Routine
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Jessica Alba – Fitness Dance
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Very Disturbing Hernia
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Ireland Baldwin Pokies at the Liquor Store
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Steve Irwin’s Daughter Got Married in front of No Guests
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Aubrey O’Day Hot Selfie
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Woman Throws Tantrum
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CNN Offended these People
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Rita Ora’s Pre Pandemic Bikini
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Yanet Garcia – Still a Hot Weather Lady
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India Dealing with Curfew Breakers
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Emmy Rossums Selling Home Workouts
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A Nude Italian Model
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Some Model Kissing Herself
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Girls Playing Rugby – Hit
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Former Ellen Employee Releases What You’ve Always Known – She’s a Fucking Devil. How Does America not see that? It’s so obvious to me.
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Apparently they are Doing Season 2 of Tiger King
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1950s Town for People’s with Alzheimers – COOOL.
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25 Not What They Seem Photos
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Dua Lipa Hot in Vogue
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Phoebe Price Killing it on Quarantine
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Liz Olsen Legs
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Reese Witherspoon Jogging in Mom Activewear
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Malin Akerman Leggings
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Ben Affleck and Ana De Armas in their PR Scam
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Andie Macdowell’s Daughter
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TOpless British Singer
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AMATEUR OF THE DAY – SASSYGIRLSPANKYPANTS
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Celebrities React to COVID-19
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Girls in Thong Shaking Ass…
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Big Cleavage!
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That Was Unexpected!
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Big Boobie Beach Run
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Big Booty VS Dice
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Mommy Playing with Herself on Freeway!
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School Girl Gallery!
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They Say These are 5 Girls of Tinder. Do You Buy It?
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28 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Best Tits Ever….Repost
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2020

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Doggy Style of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel’s out here digging into the archives while under self quarantine, something I doubt she’s actually doing, she’s from South Africa and thus has come face to face with the AIDS crisis of the late 80s, but then again she could have HIV at least statistically, I think in the 90s something like 80 percent of South Africa was HIV positivie…., putting her immune system at risk for COVID ….but then again if she got any STDs it was likely from the execs at Limited Brands who paid her well for the last decade…basically putting her on the map as a model and the only employer she’s had.

You know Hair and Make-Up aren’t getting done by the pros for these people, it’s the responsible thing to do, so the “me right now” shit may go dark in another few days when they all look like fucking monster trolls crawling out of a cave and getting hit by the sun for the first time…..

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2020

Mar

Kristin Cavallari Wet Tits of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari the anti-vaxxer, may or may not be a believer in the Coronavirus, while playing around in her bikini in her pool. The nice thing about being a reality star when that mattered is that she got to lock in some loser athlete who knew of her from her reality show. Get knocked up and never need to work again.

When it comes to her opinions on vaccines or viruses or basically anything, I fucking care. Get the fuck out of here.

We already know that influencers are the worst kind of narcissists who assume everyone wants to hear what they want to say about everything and anything, which is the funny because these influencers, who are not educated, who just lazily read clickbait articles and repeat hearsay, are actually really irresponsible to their fans and followers, who likely deserve to be misled for being morons.

The “influencers” which is what Cavallari has become, the reality TV shit was just a good launch pad, are too busy scrolling instagram to be actual experts on basically anything, or have valid opinions on anything, no matter how many views they get on their content by idiots.

They are probably the WORST people to model your life after, but I’ll still look at their mom bodies in bikinis, in their mansions, that they don’t leave anyway, because they have all they need.

I’d love for this bitch to be cancelled for basically giving the finger to everyone in their 500 square foot apartments surrounded by filth and disease even before the COVID thing happened. but instead she’ll be giving us tutorials on how to lay by the pool and stay 6 feet away from her gardeners. CUNT.

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2020

Mar

Kira Kosarin Stripper Outfit of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is a Disney Kid, which means she’s a professional sex worker to the pervert execs Corey Feldman wants you to believe, meaning she’s been trained to know how to be an on camera personality from a young age by the best media manipulators who own basically all of the media, meaning she’s pretty fucking dangerous and any of her clickbait half naked for attention content is really just top level strategy being dictated by her handlers. She’s made it this far, had a taste of that American dream parents are willing to sell their kids off to companies for….

The gateway or transition of these Disney Kids is half nakedness, look at Miley or Bella Thorne or even Vanessa Hudgens, because half nakedness gets views, so get those views, and the new generation only respond to people who share their entire existence with them, good, bad, or ugly..it’s reality TV, lets us watch you shit so we know you are real…and with that comes things perverts like us not uses to slutty girls being so openly slutty can appreciate.

There was a time when you couldn’t watch a girl in her underwear do basically everything….but the internet has changed that…making staying at home, avoiding humans, keeping us apart so we can’t revolt more tolerable.

These are the distractions the ELITE coordinate and thus the distractions we NEED.

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2020

Mar

Amber Heard Airing Out her Stinky Pussy of the Day

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This is what you do when your pussy is more tainted than an elevator public toilet in WUHAN, the kind of toilet you don’t want to ever lick, but end up licking because she’s a manipulative cunt who will expose you the first chance she gets, even after making marital vows to you that led you to believe things would be different….the chew them up and spit them out black widow cunt who isn’t even a good actress…but a good male manipulator…like a fucking sex worker who deals with weak fucking men and gets her way with them….you gotta air out your pussy sometimes….

I hate disloyal people. I hate women who cry abuse or rape to get the narrative out there that they are victims. I hate people who who present the people who they went for, who they manipulated with their magical polluted cunt, who they tricked into marrying them, and who had a very financially lucrative outcome with…..as abusers when this bitch was the fucking abuser. Calculating, manipulative. EVIL.

No wonde rshe needs to air out her cunt. It’s fucking TOXIC.

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2020

Mar

Alya Tulchinskaya Bush and Shitty Tattoo of the Day

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Alya Tulchinskaya is probably a Russian, at least based on her name, who realizes that she doesn’t need to be a cam girl to get noticed or paid on the internet. The future is getting naked in photoshoots you show your small tits, bush, idiotic tattoo and dumpy body in…while pretending to be a nude model, or nude artist, liberated in nudity and confident in nudity because narcissism can be delusional, all in efforts to drive dudes to pay 30 dollars a month to watch you masturbate on snapchat. You know all so that she doesn’t need to be that CAM GIRL …it’s more socially accepted and hip sex work I guess.

The only issue is that Alya Tulchinskaya is not that hot, but dudes don’t care, we’ll fuck anything….we’re opportunists and can always zero in on one body part to bust to…even on the gnarliest of holes.

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2020

Mar

Phoebe Price’s Toilet Paper Dance of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a fucking icon, a busty fucking icon, who feels like an old friend, the den mother who was doing the influencer thing before it was really a thing….

If anything, she was more committed to the cause than any influencer, almost making her miss the boat on actual social media influencing, because she was pre social media.

That doesn’t mean she’s irrelevant, I don’t pretend that having big following on social media means you matter, this one is from the time when you had to LEAVE the house to get seen, and when you got seen you had to be outrageous enough to get a paparazzi to shoot you, and hope the magazines picked you up….and they did.

Meaning she had to move to LA, get outfits, get seen….etc.

Kids these days have it so easy…making millions from the comfort of your own home….

That’s why I’m more into this legend…the famous for being not famous but wanting to be famous…than the idiots trying to get famous on social.

That said, here’s Phoebe’s viral Toilet Paper video for TikTok.

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2020

Mar

“Influencer’s” Medical Mask Bikini of the Day

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I am all for random sluts of the internet using the COVID-19 crisis as an opportunity to produce clickbait, viral content around viruses, for the people out here living this COVID-19 scam.

If a bitch bored at home is going out there and producing smut with MASKS, or Hand Santizer, or Toilet Paper. I am all for it.

If a bitch is willing to lick toilet seats in protest of the virus to get more hype, clout and views, i am all for it.

I think this is a creative time, an opportunity for people to see that they can stand out from the rest with some jokes, while these mainstream and boring influencers give workout advice and other life tips in quarantine, no one cares about, you’re not a fucking expert….the quality creators are making jokes.

Apparently, people are offended by the above face mask bikini post, because people are fucking losers who are offended by everything, hopefully this time of survival wipes out that attitude while people start fearing and hating each other.

KEEP the COVID-19 smut alive as long as COVID-19 terrorizes us.

Her name is: YULIA and she’s the kind of Russian spam bot we all need.

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2020

Mar

Taylor Swift Fan Flashes Her Tits from Work at Robeks of the Day

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Robeks is a smoothie shop and this girl who works there making smoothies during these dark times where getting a smoothie could offer the viral nutrients needed to boost your immune system, while also putting you at risk to get the COVID-19 when getting the smoothie because who the hell knows who touched anything in the store, or who touched all the fruit and veg in your smoothie, or who touched the star that you don’t care is plastic anymore, you have bigger issues than the ocean here….

So I guess this Taylor Swift fan, which is amazing a concept, anytime I see Taylor Swift has actual fans and wonder about society as a whole….but anyway, this Taylor Swift fan is keeping smoothie work fun by pulling out her huge tits.

It’s a who gives a fuck, fire me motherfuckers, I’m gonna get naked if I want to as I risk my life for 10 dollars an hour kind of era.

TITS EVERYWHERE…all these girls losing their minds and getting naked. Amazing.

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