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2020

26

Mar

Britney Spears Weird Haul Video of the Day

I just accidentally came across this video on Instagram that Britney posted an hour ago…it is weird, the kind of video that could give you a seizure, or that you’d find in a Sci/fi near future movie, I feel like I’m tripping out and I’ve only watched it twice. Keep the sound on….

In the video Britney tries on dresses she didn’t know she had because she’s been locked in a cage and can’t get to the piles upon piles of free shit that gets sent to her every month. She’s Britney Spears.

She did this try on, or a “HAUL” as they call it, and I feel like this is wht living in Britney’s brain must feel like….it could be the angle, the backdrop…I don’t fucking know but I think I’ve died of COVID and this video is heaven….

She still looks good for 40 and more importantly, she’s still Britney, are favorite abductee.

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2020

26

Mar

Rosie Huntington’s Ass at the Gym of the Day

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Rosie Huntington did the shameful act of going to the gym, despite being in quarantine because she has the luxury of doing whatever the fuck she wants, she’s rich. She can call her trainer, call the gym owners, call a cleaning crew to disinfect everything, so that she can try to lose all that baby weight she’s accumulated…..now that she’s had a baby….

Pretty obnoxious, but she’s always had a snobby cunt vibe, it was what I liked about her. You know the kind of girl who’s pussy smells like fucking flowers, thanks to being so high maintenance, despite being whore…the kind of girl that doesn’t give you the time of day…or thank you if you hold the door open for her….doesn’t tip you if you carry her groceries out to her car for her…not that she even does groceries…but the kind of girl who offsets that by reducing herself to being a titty model nude in photoshoots….rich or not, bitch has her price and she commands her price…sure…but we all benefit…

It’s like the stripper who plays too hot for you when you try to get a lap dance, she’s all like “I’m busy” because she feels above you…only to see her standing at the bar waiting for someone better to come along…before her stage show where you see her gaping cunt for the room of men…like the whore she is…ok bitch, you’re too good to give me a lap dance, but you’re fucking whore trash and I’ve seen your uterus.

That may sound pretty INCEL of me, but it’s not, the second you show that lapdance bitch 100 dollars, she’ll do tricks off you, but after her rejection why would you bother…just let her live her sex worker life…

That said, here’s Rosie disrespecting the rules for her gains…

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2020

26

Mar

Ana de Armas in Tight Pants Working as Ben Affleck’s Handler of the Day

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Ana de Armas is clearly a hired handler for Affleck. I don’t know who coordinated this, but it could be Oprah, or Ellen, or maybe it was Tom Hanks….who they are saying is in jail because of being a PEDO and not actually COVID-19ed. The internet is a magical place, where they call out all these conspiracies, but always miss the ones that are actually happening, to fuck over our useless existence as the plebs that we are.

Point being, there’s no way Ana de Armas, some Cuban born, escaped communism through marriage to a Spanish actor, moved to America after divorcing her exit pass from Cuba, only to get cast in a series of movies as a new it-girl, when actual actors in America with agents can’t seem to pull that off…suspicious….and now all of a sudden at his point of her career, which is at an all time high, she decides to date Affleck…get the fuck out of here….

There’s no girl, communist or not, actively dating Affleck, especially when she’s got a pile of money, while knowing how to live off 5 cents of rationed bread a day….actively seeking Affleck, a drunk with a bunch of kids…he’s just not that cool, or interesting, or relevant…sure he’s rich and Affleck…but bitch could have whatever connected dick she wants in her.

She’s clearly being paid for this….you know since his last girlfriend was a legit hooker pretending to be a playboy model…

Romance….to promote movies and careers. Disgusting humans.

Not to mention, obviously a PR thing, for both of them, or just him, since he’s paying her….because we haven’t seen Affleck in paparazzi pics basically ever…now all of a sudden, during a quarantine, he’s out holding hands with a bitch daily….fuck Hollywood and their lies….and their liars that spew those lies…

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2020

26

Mar

Jessica Alba’s TikTok of the Day

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Jessica Alba has more people running through her home, than she’s had run through her pussy, during this quarantine….

I just scrolled her TikTok in finding shit to post, and saw that in the last week, she’s been with a different person in each.

I guess she doesn’t understand what quarantine is, maybe she doesn’t think there’s a real risk since she’s invincible or at least on the side of the ELITE with her billion dollar company, that there’s no real worry…they have the antidote or remedy or cure. It’s us peasants who have to be locked away and away from all people…while this bitch has backup dancers for her bullshit TikTok that I guess has gone viral cuz bitch is JESSICA ALBA…

The unfortunate thing in all this is that she’s above licking toilet seats for attention, but she might as well be as more and more dudes roll through her house like it was her pussy….maybe this is some CUCK situation…and the guy in the back is her BULL…who knows…but it’s irresponsible according to the government.

PS. TikTok is lame as fuck….so it’s nice to be reminded how lame these popculture pieces of shit are….

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2020

26

Mar

Top 10 Instagram Nudity of the Day

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I got in a fight with another potential ad network for being too pornographic to run their ads, forcing me to lose out on potential revenues, because I guess this is what I live off, therefore a business.

Despite telling the guy that I am not a pornsite, and if you jerk off to this content you’re a fucking weirdo, and with that logic could categorize any site being a porn site, because somewhere out there at least someone has jerked off to it…..

I post shit I find on social media that everyone has already seen and that the social media platforms all seem to think are Safe for their platforms and advertisers….

I also sent him a site he works with linking to coronavirus porn, which last I checked, is porn, since it was on a porn site….reminding me of the fight I’ve fought badly the last 15 years. Where I am not able to monetize my site, while othersites were making 200k-300k PER MONTH, because I post tits….when we all like tits, when google, facebook and TikTok and any other site allows the tits I am posting to live on their platforms, and the whole thing….is discrimination. METOO.

I don’t have millions of dollars, because of discrimination…from people who aren’t sex positive…into nudity…or pretend they aren’t….

That alone inspired me finding 10 nude pics on IG, these are those 10 nude pics, to remind you that the ENTIRE internet is a fucking porn site…so GIVE ME FUCKING MONEY. I’d like to retire in these dark end of the world times.

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2020

26

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Throwback of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her boyfriend celebrated their 1 year of exchanging STDS that come from being gutter pigs who are broken thanks to the execs at Disney who taught them how to fuck, or at least built off the mom’s friend who molested her’s work, because her mom is an irresponsible cunt of a mom who used her kids for her personal gain. White trash tends to do that….the dream of fame so big, you ignore that your kid is jacking off Michael Jackson at the dinner table you are sitting at you dumb fucks…..

So Bella and her boyfriend are apart during this quarantine, which is probably not sad times for either of them as they likely fuck other people, they are young, they raised on porn and Bella has already been in a THROUPLE…so whatever…when your pussy is a septic tank, what’s another shit in it….

POINT being, she’s in a bikini.

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2020

26

Mar

Dove Cameron is a Spitter of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some trending young slut that proabably swallows despite spitting in this video that looks like a porn casting couch.

They call them throatpies and maybe she’s only spitting because it’s not studio executive sperm, she started out young, that is all she knows….what is this water thing you speak of…I get my hydration by my handlers direct from the spout…

I don’t know why, but every Disney Kid grows up out of Disney as a slut, well I do know why because I listen to Corey Feldman….I also know a guy who lived across the street from Corey Haim when he was back in Montreal and he’d tell him all kinds of crazy stories while smoking his cigarette butts.

Literally knocking on the door “man can I have a smoke, shit, you don’t have smokes, can I roll the smokes in your ashtray into a cigarette”…which was a fucking trip for anyone who remembered the Coreys…RIP.

Poor Corey Haim….but Dove Cameron seems to be doing alright producing the smut she was trained to produce because it gets hits…

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2020

26

Mar

Ellie Goulding Slutty of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is some UK popstar who I assume has made the crossover to America with her one hit from probably 10 years ago at this stage in the game.

I never found her to be hot, but I assume some people did, and hot or not a girl need to get as many views as possible, so might as well get slutty. As we’ve learned from amateur porn everywhere, the girls are a little too real, even disgusting, but you’ll still jack off to them based on the content, to backstory, etc.

What I do know about Quarantine, not that she’s in Quarantine, I know the UK has been non beleivers in the virus as it was designed by the Queen as a way to take over the world with her rich friends, so they encourage you all to get it, so that they can force you to get microchipped by their “VACCINE”….but what I do know about Quarantine is that it is a great time for all these sluts, who have walked the line of slut publicly because they have a career, to go full slut because why the fuck not.

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Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2020

26

Mar

This Week in On/Off of the Day

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With this self isolation, quarantine, whatever you want to call it as you feel like you’re being duped by society, lied to, robbed of your freedoms, your money, your investment, your everyday life while being forced to stay in your house as the world elite prepares the FEMA concentration camps, thinking it’s 5G, chem trail, microchipping, future….where the rich get rich and we all become their slaves…

A lot of girls are turning over a new leaf and getting naked on the internet to make some money. It’s like a dream come true to those old timers out there who remember watching early internet amateur porn thinking “why don’t hot chicks do this” while the hot chicks were out working at The Gap, or the country club and you were at home jerking off to a computer.

Well, the time has come, where the mainstream hot chicks are finally EDGY and TRASHY and it’s cool to get naked on the internet…to get praise or money or both.

I like to celebrate that turn of events, as someone who remembers hot girls being uptight twats who never got naked unless you got them on the right day, I appreciate where society has gone…I even appreciate the home chillng time to absorb all this home chilling created content.

This is On/Off – the popular “look at me dressed and look at me nude all in one picture”. Enjoy.