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2020

13

Mar

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev Get Wet of the Day

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev are on vacation together and they are wearing bikinis. I assume this is a fantasy for at least one pervert Dancing with the Stars fetish. Or maybe for an ex-Mormon who was raised in the same faith as Julianne Hough with an ex-mormon fetish. Or maybe an incest loving pervert that is loving the porn trend going back to the 70s taboo of brother / sister sex, which is precisely what the Houghs did while learning to dance as they got abused together. Or maybe you Ryan Seacrest fetishists, who know the midget cokehead used to fuck her ass while behaving badly…

But that’s not fair to NINA…since she’s in the pics too….so maybe a Nina Dobrev fanatic who just can’t get enough of the Bulgarian actress who was imported into Canada before being sent to America to be in Vampire Diaries…is all up on this.

Then there’s the whole travel ban, coronavirus fetishists who are likely thinking how they’ll be in lockdown in some other country, even though you can still get to America via the countries not on the travel ban….but the idea of lockdown, stranded, who can’t get back home, and who are at risk of sickness…so exciting…

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Posted in:Julianne Hough|Nina Dobrev

2020

13

Mar

Gisele’s 40 Year Old Mom Ass for the Coronavirus of the Day

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Gisele staged a photoshoot at what I assume is one of the family villas in Costa Rica, because the family spends a lot of time in Costa Rica, and this isn’t the first time we’ve seen the bitch on the beaches of Costa Rica in a bikini…

It’s just weird because this is an actual photoshoot where she’s interacting with the photographer, yet it seems so paparazzi.

I am not too sure why the 40 Year Old Mom Ass is out in a bikini, obviously she still thinks she’s got a hot ass, and I guess she does, for a 40 year old mom…and bikini modelling is all she knows, it’s her skillset like her husband’s skillset is throwing a ball / her balls because I am still not convinced she’s not a Brazilian tranny.

That’s about all I need to say about that, as she gets locked down in Costa Rica when the borders get shut down….in what I imagine to be a crazy compound…probably the first the locals will home invade when supplies start to dwindle…

RIP Gisele and her bold “the wold is dying, here’s a bikini shoot for you”….bullshit.

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2020

13

Mar

Stella Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the “Sister” and in being the sister of the famous one, she’s got a level of celebrity of her own, that she can probably monetize to a level where she’s comfortable and feels like she’s productive enough, enough if it is strictly an extension of her sister.

The low pressure, get everything a celeb has without all the bullshit, and get great gifts from your overpaid sister, like houses and cars. It’s a win across the board.

The actual celebs are all fucked up mentally, under too much pressure, too into their own hype, while the sisters have a level of inadequacy because they aren’t a celeb, but confidence because they are related to the celebrity and live that life. It’s just a perfect place to be.

I am into the sisters of the hot or famous chick substantially more than the hot and famous chick, I’ve gone over it before, do I need to go over it again? Probably not…you all get it…

So here she is with her titties out, great titties out, in a bikini having a whine to celebrate the Corona virus wiping out all the weak fucks of the world…

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2020

13

Mar

Kaia Gerber – Skinny in Leggings of the Day

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The best thing about Kaia Gerber is that you know that she was raised in such a fucked up household and that there is nothing normal about her.

There is a reason her brother is getting face tattoos and losing his fucking mind while pretending to be some kind of white boy rich kid gangster and that is because they are entitled little twats from Malibu with rich parents and a famous hot mom…

She was thrown into this model worried while underage, in what she probably thinks was her idea, her passions, but that her mom was like “let’s live out my life one more time by proxy via my hot daughter”…..narcissism is a weird thing…

The funniest thing about it is that anyone who uses her in anything is basically trying to make her out to be Cindy, her mom. She’s Cindy 2.0, and that won’t end too well for someone trying to find her own way. They always dress her 90s and it’s almost a novelty act, or even a freak show put her in an aquarium and dress her like her mom for the fans act. It will end bad.

So as she goes through life in the public eye at 18, after already being hyped up for at least 2-3 years, you know that her experience with modelling with be much differen than her moms, since the road has been paved for her, and since she’s an entitled cunt rich kid…

I just don’t think it will end well, but at least this rich kid isn’t a troll like the Hadids who have had all the hype in the fashion world until this point….but she’s still likely very shitty.

This is her small ass in leggings because she’s 18 and probably not allowed to eat.

Weird. Living that dream….even though she’s got a trust fund and can just live out being left the fuck alone off the internet and public eye….which sounds more fun to me but I am a hermit.

Here’s her face…

According to Vogue, that are paid to hype her up, here’s 5 things you didn’t know about her and probably don’t care to know about her:

1. she likes tattoos.
2.she finished high school online.
3. she can’t sing.
4. she is a self proclaimed 40 year old in a girl’s body. Sure.
5. she’s not afraid to borrow from boys..

THis is the kind of smut the media puts out there…what the fuck.

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Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2020

13

Mar

Sarah Hyland May Die of the Coronvirus of the Day

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I don’t know if Sarah Hyland has the Coronavirus yet, but she is apparently heading to the gym in these pics, which is the number one place the virus will likely live, thanks to all you sweaty and disgusting fucks tainting everything.

For those of you who don’t know, Sarah Hyland has some genetic condition she never talks about, but that I assume is AIDS from being passed around the industry as a child, but I could be wrong.

That genetic condition not only stunted her growth to make her a weird looking bitch, but also led to Kidney failure, which led to kidney transplant, which let to kidney rejection, which led to another kidney transplant, because when you’re rich getting Kidneys is easy I guess.

Anyway, if the body can’t handle a matched kidney, I doubt her immunity can handle the Coronvirus, so her being bold for her workout is just nuts…

So here’s a preemptive RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Sarah Hyland edition, cause of death…suicide…because going to the gym during Coronvirus outbreak when you have an immunity issue is fucking suicide.

Here watch her workout…

Here watch her leaving the gym….

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2020

13

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Fighting the Coronavirus of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger knows all about keeping herself germ free. As a homosexual in the 80s, before she transitioned, she was probably surrounded by the AIDS virus, or the “GAY FLU” as they called it.

As the bottom who didn’t know she was destined to be a woman, because she hadn’t done enough party drugs to really get her to that place as it wasn’t the “mainstream” she probably had a bunch of scares.

But after pulling her life together, getting tits glued on, her dick cut off, and her stripper dances down…she found success, in what was her true calling and is now living her dream.

In living her dream, she won’t let no COVID-19 get her down….masks fucking on….which is only ironic because her face is already a mask thanks to all them injections!

Funny enough, she looks hotter in a mask, maybe something to look into on some MUSLIM level.

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2020

13

Mar

Elsie Hewitt’s Titties and a Croissant of the Day

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When Elise Hewitt isn’t dating Ryan Philippe after seducing him with her tits in his instagram DMs, because he’s an old man and doesn’t really know how the internet works….putting him in a vulnerable position with these opportunist sluts, that end up making him crack under the pressure from their crazy, because they think they are as important as him thanks to their tits, so dude who is used to just having random chicks throw themselves at him…is now dealing with entitled girls who think they are more important than him….only to press charges against him and get the support of everyone because #metoo…instead of people saying “Maybe she’s a fucking whore”….and as a whore…deserves it….but in this era you can’t wish bad things on whores…empower sex workers…but what if they are fucking cunts?

Anyway, she’s eating Croissants in her bra for attention, or as high concept content, all to distract from her average looking face…because big tits always distract from average looking faces.

Remember this shit has been photoshopped, filtered and all that other good stuff. Social media is LIEs!

Posted in:Elsie Hewitt

2020

13

Mar

Angry Female Customer and Other Videos of the Day

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Cop VS Gangster Biker

Elevator Button Poker

Slaugher house Fail

Fat Guy Gas Station Brawl

Inmate Corrections Officer

Healthcare Workers in China – Remove masks as Virus Eases Up There

Assholes of the Day

Cops VS Old Guy in a Robe

Truck Makes a New Bridge

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As everyone goes broke because their investments that were booming are now shit, good thing I’m a broke fuck with no investments…..forced to Quarantine and Chill, something I do all the time…as the virus rids the world of boomers….ok boomer…COVID the boomer remover…a lot of people living pay check to pay check are going to be told to take 2 weeks or more off….business in restaurants, hair salons, etc are going to drop heavy and the people who work them are going to be told to stay home….make no money…

So as cancel culture takes a new approach to cancelling that involves actually cancelling every fucking thing possible…becaue the world is mad at us for killin it and now it is killing us…I get the whole fear mongering and fake news thing….but what if they are actually downplaying it. I guess we’re going to find out….

All this to say, I am mad I don’t have a bunker. The one thing I should have but don’t. This is the fail in being a mediocre at best website. No bunker money. I’ve always been like “who needs to be dot com rich, fuck that, I live off my wife’s disability checks”…but being a dot com billioaire would probably be ideal right about now.

Maybe I need to craft some masks and put them up for sale.

Maybe I’ll just post some stepLINKS…

The Worst Disasters in Italian History
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Alice Deren is Hot in Lingerie
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Kate Beckinsale and Weinstein Probably Fucked
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No Audience on The View is Weird!
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Soulja Boy Bought a Soap Company
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Just a Big Titty Girl Trying on Bikinis
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Just Chicks Running Football Drills in Bikinis from 2018
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Tom Hanks Corona Virus MEME of the Day
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BOBBLE BOOTY! The Best Air Freshener for Any Car
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2020

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Getting the Coronavirus from Tom Hanks would be like getting AIDS from being raped by Charlie Sheen when you were a kid, you kinda can’t get mad at it…it’s like a personalized autograph, but anyone can get a personalized autograph…

People saying shit like “Tom Hanks is the guy who should play the guy with Corona Virus in a movie”…or “Tom Hanks should look in the mirror and heartfelt speech the Corona Virus out of him” are clearly overrated, overpaid, lazy comics….like when a star athlete gets fat but still plays…I expect more from the pros….50 year old moms on twitter are better comedic writers, I am not though.

There must be real deals at the massage parlours and strip clubs…HAZMAT SUIT dick riders unite in this dark time and give us recession prices. Usually sex work isn’t recession proof but now that the Coronavirus is an elaborate scheme to make people lock down and jerk off to porn like a bunch of nerds who have already been doing that for decades…they have to strategize cuz no one wants to touch their dirty asses…except the coronavirus fetishists begging for strangers to spit in their mouths, or really put any bodily fluid in their mouths…

I always thought that the end of the World would be cooler than this…but instead we’re in a financial crisis, soon to be housing crisis, over what may just be a cold.

When Tom Hanks dies, mass hysteria will set in, and maybe then I’ll get the apocalypse I am looking for.

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Kate Beckinsale on Weinstein
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Anastasia Ashley – Killing it on TikTok
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Julia Decker – Topless by Candle Light
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Cindy Crawford’s Son says his Face Tattoo is like being Trans
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Carol Voderman Nipple Pokies
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Kaley Cuoco Braless and Busty
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Demi Rose – Slutty Skier
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The Gross Faces of Maisie Williams.
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ALice Deren in Lingerie Looking Amazing
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Sara Sampaio Hot for Victoria’s Secret
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Maya Madsen Hot with Airstreams and Roller skates!
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A Bikini Lookbook with 3 Models
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Ashley James in Sexy Lingerie
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The Best of the Top Hanks Coronavirus Memes
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Corey Feldman’s Pedo Doc Gets Hacked
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Kids Nearly Get Hit
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Jason Stratham Apparently the Biggest Ego in Hollywood
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Four Wheeler Fix Fail
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Rooster Shuts Down then Reboots…
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Cops Record Themselves Talking About Framing an Innocent Man
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Armed Robber of the Day
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How Big Cruises Negatively Impact the World
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600 HP Car
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The Guys who Project the Word “SUCK” on Scientology Buildings
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Chet Hanks on his Parents’ Impending Death
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90 Day Fiance is the Best Ever
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Use this Hot Good Smelling Booty for GOOD…
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Maisie Williams Monster
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Hilary Swank at an Event – Not Dead
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Jourdan Dunn Long Legs
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Kaia Gerber Skinny in leggings
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Katy Perry Is Disgusting
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Emily Blunt in a Tube Top for Some Asshole
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April Rose Pengilly FUCKABLE
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Havana Brown – Living Up to that Stripper Name
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Alexina Graham for Victoria’s Secret
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Romee Stijd for Victoria’s Secret
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Amanda Cerny in Playboy!
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How About Sydney Sweeney’s Big Tits
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Reddit Amateur of the Day – Lookin’ Hot
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A Terrible Thing to Have Happen in Public
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Animals Hate Us
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People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Lesbian Orgy
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Rosie Big Naturals
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Booty In Nature
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