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Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

Anastasiia Mitina is the Instagram Of The Day

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow Cultural Appropriation of the Day

2020

Mar

Titties and Dumb Tattoos in a Hipster Shoot of the Day

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I am not as mean as I used to be, but I want to be. Because I genuinely think everything is garbage and welcome the Corona Virus to weed out the weak, unfortunately most of the annoying people aren’t in their 70s, but in their 20s and 30s and likely will survive…so back to the drawing board.

I have no idea what this shoot is, but I’m trying to find better content, non-celeb content, slutty model content that I don’t produce to post up here because why not.

This particular shoot reminds me of a stripper who sees her earning dropping heavy with the fear of Corona. No lap dances as even the lonliest, depressive fuck starts second guessing this whole thing…..

So this shoot reminds me of a stripper, and not necessarily a good stripper, at least not based on her pussy tattoos designed to either crown her pussy with what looks like an olive branch on some Roman Empire shit, or maybe it’s with Christmas decorations…some MISTLE TOE if you will….doing her first shoot for her subscription site that she’ll market on reddit because the future of sex work is internet content…only problem is she’ll have the 1000s of college girls already doing it who don’t look like gutter strippers……competition is a good thing.

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2020

Mar

Rita Ora Mirror Erotica of the Day

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I support Rita Ora and whatever it is she’s doing with her big tits, in all the things she does with her big tits, because I always like when a girl doesn’t take a hint and keeps bringing the tits out in hopes that this time she’ll get that celebrity she’s looking for.

She has been a bottom feeding scum sucking and by scum I mean cum of dudes who could help her get ahead, since before she jumped over here from the UK to take on America with a big record deal in hand, before Rihanna personally had her record deal pulled, leaving her “relevant’ but in the weirdest way.

So she’s never had a real hit, but she’s been to every major event, you’d barely consider her a popstar or a singer, even though that’s how she became the influencer host.

Yet she’s at it again, dropping another song, and promoting it with her tits looking at her reflection. So introspective…I wonder what she’s saying to herself? Maybe that this is the shot, or that this is the last shot, or “fuck you have great tits” because that is what I’d be saying if I was her, it is what I am saying and I am not her…

She does give me the vibe of being the kind of girl who masturbates in front of the mirror, there are a lot of girls like that, turned on by themselves….and I guess in ways this is masturbatory too…since it’s all in efforts to get you to listen to her new shit song.

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2020

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Hot and Crying of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is showing off how talented she is as an actor by forcing a cry, the sign of a good actor, at least according to the rules of acting, if you can’t force a cry you ain’t shit and will never make it in this industry kid….which is hilarious if you think about it…the industry puts so much importance on crying on demand, yet homeless people and other crazy people who cry on demand, like your ex gf, are seen as people you need to institutionalie….

So here’s Sydney Sweeney showing you that she’s got it locked down…that’s why she’s on the rise as an it girl the WEINSTEINS of the industry have packaged and are now delivering as her tits impress all of us on her HBO show….but it didn’t happen overnight, it was all designed and crafted and now it’s here.

I know that you don’t care about any of that, you just like to tears. It reminds you of forced or accidental anal porn you’re into, or maybe you pretend your the photographer degrading her until she cries, either way, weird way to present tits that are trending thanks to the industry deciding this lady gaga faced bitch is next next big titty thing….not that she has Lady Gaga face, but for someone who has facial recognition, she does.

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2020

Mar

Sammi Hanratty Bikini of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty’s bio on instagram is “The girl you hated on the show you love”….the show is Shameless, which I only support because they kicked off that Emmy Rossum Cunt…I watched season 1 because at the time I liked William H. but by the end of the season I was like “this is too over the top trying to be edgy that I hate it”…..coupled with “Fiona” as Emmy Rossum went by….I cut that shit off until this past season hoping the ratings would go up after cutting Rossum so that the show didn’t crawl back to bring her in. I wanted them to know that cutting EMMY was a good thing and that she wasn’t responsible for ANY views….so I got back in it.

That’s how committed I am to hating Emmy Rossum. I watch shows to spite her…but barely…and I don’t actually care….I can just stomach the show now that she’s gone.

ANWAYS….Sammi Hanratty was on the show, she’s weird looking, and she’s doing internet smut to get noticed, since she’s not on the show no mo.

She’s also a vegan…so that pussy smell nutty. Like the Professor.

Here she is working out

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2020

Mar

Kendall Jenner Titty Flash of the Day

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I guess there’s some level of humor in the fact that I’ve never cared about celebrities or celebrity gossip, but for the last 15 years I’ve been posting updates from whatever celebrity is trending that day.

I know people just assume there’s this level of love or passion for pop culture because of the site being 90 percent celebrity content, and no one really understand why someone who has no interest in celebrities would have a site about celebrities, but at the time it seemed like a good idea. You know it made “comedic” sense. A guy who knows nothing about celebs and has no interest in celebs writing about celebs…as it turned out it’s been pretty fucking abusive on my mental health…but 15 years ago we weren’t a bunch of whiners and mental health cries were saved for criminals and suicide survivors, everyone else was just a fucking baby.

ANYWAY, Kendall Jenner and all the Kardashians are so low on my list of celebrities I already don’t care about, so it is almost painful to write posts about the ugly troll turned “fashion icon” because this is the world we live in…just give anyone the job…as long as they have that Kardashian hype, and don’t look like a Kardashian…so fucking lame.

Then there’s the whole them trying to market themselves and that also is so fucking lame…like with this sweater we hope makes her catch a chill, weakens her immunse system, so when she links a random thing she brought back from Italy Fashion week, she dies.

Undertit in a crop sweater or not, this bitch sucks harder than her dad sucks his old dick that now lives on his mantle next to his Olympic medals….conquests…ya know.

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2020

Mar

Anastasia Karanikolaou Bodysuit of the Day

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Anastasia Karanikolaou is one of Kylie Jenner’s BFFs, I think she may have even been her slutty photographer at some point, but friendship is clearly not the only thing they share, but also the same taste in cosmetic procedures that turn ugly fat chicks into hourglass figured muppets….on some Jessica Rabbit kick…only dressed like gutter South Florida (not Miami) strippers…this is the trend.

The good thing about the greek brat is that she is genetically predisposed for anal, not that your dick is big enough for that big ass to feel, so that fantasy will only work if you’re a BBC…..but to greeks, the anus is the primary vagina….so get your souvlaki ready to think of that while looking at this.

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2020

Mar

Jacking Off at Apple and Other Videos of the Day

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Food packer using mouth…

Idiot SUV Driver

Mascot Gets Punched

Cellphone Loss

Masturbating Masturbator on the Tracks

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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How’s everyone dealing with the soon to be state of emergency for what may just be a over hyped cold…are you in lockdown, laid off from your job, your contract work dried up because no one knows which way things are going?

Are you at home becoming paranoid, watching survivalist videos, figuring out how to live off squirrels and rabbit shit….

Or are you too busy going through each Tom Hanks role to reference how he’s a motherfucking survivor and won’t die, except when you consider the movies he has died in…I know it’s an annoying thing that everyone is a comedian, producing the memes…but that’s the way it is….

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Tom and Rita on the Corona Virus
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Aliya Yalaya Titties and Flowers
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Kim Garner – Hot in a Bikini
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Chet Hanks on His Parent’s Testing Positive for Corona
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Kaia Gerber’s Looking Shitty with Her Tits Out
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Katie Holmes Trying to Look Hot Freaks me Out
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Skier Saved Trapped Woman
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Martha Stewart Being Paid to Pretend that Beyond Meat is her Favorite Fake Meat
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Rose McGowan VS Ben Affleck…
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Cop Helps Woman Celebrate Daughter’s First Birthday
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2020

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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More people will die from the HPV Paris Hilton introduced to the scene, the first pandemic the WHO ignored….

All these guys waiting for a girl to get drunk enough to fuck him are playing hero about Weinstein. “I hope this sets precendent on all the #MeToo movement cases”…shut the fuck up faggot, we know how you’ve tried to get laid all this time…..through manipulation tactics…

90 percent of these dudes would die in Weinstein’s position trying to manage all the pussy throwing themselves at him….and do far fucking worse.

I am not defending the sleazy fuck, but 23 years is mental…especially in a time when there is no toilet paper…

Everyone pumped on Weinstein aren’t being sensitive to his mental health issues, they laugh at them, while being the same people who pretend to be inclusive and support everyone, but labelling everyone for their differences….unless you’re a rich white man who raped some trash….

It’s like people are so fucking opinionated and judgemental, that their claims for inclusion and diversity are based on our differences and not our similarities, further separating us and compartmentalizing us as a species….

Can’t we all admit everyone is full of shit…

I guess we’re all gonna die….strap in and enjoy the ride…click them links..

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Billie Eilish Showing off her Fat Tits
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Weinstein Gets 23 Years. Fuck that.
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Bron Trafford Looks Soft with Big Tits
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Kaia Gerber Looking Fucking Rough
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Elsa Hosk – Amazing in Numero
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Harry Potter – No Coronavirus
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Lindsay Pelas Huge Tits in a Bikini
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Youtuber Nip Slip
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Mythbusters Prove How Easy it is to Spread Infections
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Doctor VS Fake CoronaVirus Facts
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Arielle Kebbel in Hot Nude Shoot
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A Lot of People Wishing Rape on Weinstein
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Box Too Small – No Problem
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Katie Holmes Slutty in a Photoshoot
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Hotty Beth Hurrell Nude
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Is Christian Brando Blanket Jackson’s Real Father – According to Phoebe Price He Is
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Gabrielle is Nude on a Furry Chair
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Playboy Drops PLaymate of the Year – Because that isn’t inclusive….
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Weinstein Wanted Jennifer Aniston Killed – ME TOO! I MEAN #METOO
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Gronk is Joining WWE
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Alex Jones – DUI
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Best 6 Cars of James Bond
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Affleck Speaking Spanish
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Harrison Ford on his Entire career
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Some Slut named Hunter McGrady
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The Owner of Honey – That Sold to Paypal for 4 Billion – Just Bought this 60 Million Dollar House Cash….
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Dude Spills Food on Crazy Bitch
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Bikers Against Child Molesters
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Photoshoot
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Mila Kunis in Sweater
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Charlotte McKinney in Bike Shorts
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Vanessa Hudgens Leaving a Photoshoot
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Camille Kostek the “bikjni model” is Not Hot…She’s Fat and Ugly
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Maria Menounos at an Event
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Cassie Scerbo – Racy Outfit
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Katherine McNamara – Whoever the Fuck THat is – Legs
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AnnaLynne McCord Got some Cleavage
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Louisa Lytton at the TRICK awards – Seems About Right
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Laura Marano and her Short Legs
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Jasmine Tookes in Beverly Hills
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Dakota Johnson in Jeans
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Josephine Skriver on Set
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Slutty Reddit Amateur
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Kylie Jenner’s Fake Face / Fake Tits
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GIRL STRIPS OUT OF ONSIE AND SHAKES ASS
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They Call THis Pussy Pass Denied
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PENTRATED WITH THE DILDO
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BLACK BABE
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Big Dildo Riding
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Girl with her Vibrators
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Anna De Armas Titties
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Hole Makes a Hole in One
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2020

Mar

Kate Bosworth in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I have no idea why I have always been a fan of Kate Bosworth, while not knowing anything Kate Bosworth has been in, but I am pretty sure she’s the only celebrity on this site I’ve praised and said nothing but good things about. It is probably because she’s skinny, and despite being old, which goes against the laws of nature, which state women age like shit, I still endorse her.

I have probably shat on substantially hotter women, at least on the internet, in blog posts no one reads….yet here I am thinking “Kate Bosworth looks great”…like some kind of fan boy…despite hating all celebs.

I think it has something to do with her career being pretty shit, never a huge star…which makes her more acceptable than the overrated celebs, while being hotter than them.

So Kate Bosworth in a bathing suit works for me.

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