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2020

06

Mar

Dua Lipa Nipple of the Day

Dua Lipa is another one of these instagram girls who has made a career in the mainstream because of her social media. She’s really fucking relevant because of that reason, I guess the labels were like “she has followers, we can build off that”, even though 80 percent of her followers were creepy dudes on Youtube using their burner accounts to watch young girls do song and dance before TikTok created that whole thing for them. I mean they must be freaking out at this point in TikTok’s life….so many teen dancing half naked…they almost don’t even need their youtube anymore and lucky for DUA and Madison Beer, the mainstream trying to deal with Social Media hype have already poached them.

I don’t give a fuck about DUA Lipa or her shit music, but people like this pop fluff..shit music..that seems like it is computer generated music as it probably is….I just like when girls have their tits out, or when they are in leotards…because sluts in the mainstream make for sluts everywhere….and soon the world will have to embrace nudity and maybe just maybe I’ll secure a branded ad deal from a mainstream company without them saying “you’re a porn site”…since this shit AINT porn, but they don’t know the difference, despite probably having an OnlyFans of their own, and spread asshole pics on their phone ready to be sent out…

That’s the hypocrisy in all this…Dua Lipa, young popstar walks through life with her tits out….sells records, has brand deals, is an it girl, is empowered……Jesus Martinez, blogger, puts pic from INSTAGRAM – LITERALLY FROM INSTAGRAM….gets told “oh…your site’s porno”….from girl who works for advertising agency who has been having gangbangs since she was 18, sends nudes to strangers, and masturbates 10 times a fucking day….and who listens to DUA LIPA music and who has the same outfit is like …. “sorry can’t give you money, you’re porn”….

Idiots.

Heres a clip from her new workout video

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2020

06

Mar

Noah Cyrus Nipple Pasties and Mesh Dress of the Day

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I find Noah Cyrus the ugly sister. I don’t think she’s got anything attractive about her. Just a shitty face, a shitty body, shitty edginess, while we all know she grew up in the shadow of Hannah Montana, while sitting on her pile of ACHY BREAKY money. Being “hard’ or tormented is just not very believable…however…it’s an angle, I guess…and the rumor is that she’s actually the more talented sister who has the freedom in her creative direction to not have to live up to any Miley Cyrus’ Disney preconceived notions, because Miley, even with her wild behavior is a fucking puppet….

While Noah, has the freedom to be Miley’s sister who does her own thing, however she chooses, because she knows she’ll never be Miley, but Miley’s her greatest marketing hook.

She’s been pushing hard, so hard she’s in a mesh dress with her tits out, being racy, a lesson from Miley Cyrus’ Disney Team behind her rebrand…I normally hate on her, but I actually like the less famous, successful sisters. I find them more appealing than the mainstream puppets being “hard” despite being mainstream puppets…it’s like “You were a Disney Kid bro, get out of here with your tormented artist act”…while this one, the second tier Cyrus for sure dealt with torment, sure it was bratty torment cuz she in her sister’s shadow, but still torment….and that leads to a bit more soul….

So I’m not hating her, but I still don’t think she’s hot.

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2020

06

Mar

Josie Canseco Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Josie Canseco brought her tits out to Madison Beer’s 21st birthday party last night, because going to each other’s events and hanging out with each other, is like real life SHARE FOR SHARE and all can benefit of being in a real life POD of “influencers” or relevant people, to help share their followers, grow their acccounts and MONETIZE…oh to be young in a world where everything is about followers and monetization, never quite letting loose because you’re too busy trying to produce content with your tits out…just peaceful existence in the moment outside of the hell that is social media is just something they’ll never know. Sucks to be them.

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2020

06

Mar

Julianne Hough Pussy Print of the Day

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Julianne Hough is in a one piece bathing suit and like many one piece bathing suits, you can see her pussy getting hugged by the fabric…her torso too long for the small bikini, just the way she likes it, because if she squirms enough and the right way she can reach orgasm…like a gentle pressure being applied to her clit.

As an ex-mormon, victim of sexual assault who I guess had to have sex with her dance partner brother for their sect of the Mormon Church, sexual dysfunction comes with the territory, even when on her Rumspringa after leaving the church.

There is a whole group on REDDIT called EX MORMONs or about EX MORMONS, because ultimately these people are fucked up, sexually repressed, or oppressed and once out of the church left to navigate their genitals, and what better way than to do that with pussy selfies for reddit….

Point being, Julianne Hough is a slutty dancer girl, who has been fucked up the ass by Ryan Seacrest. Prove me wrong.

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2020

06

Mar

Katja Herbers See Through of the Day

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Katja Herbers is at the Westworld Premiere with her tits, that may or may not be a simulation, who can really tell anymore, since we are so dialed into our computers, it’s impossible to differentiate real and fake, which I guess is what Westworld is about, because I’ve watched both seasons on a binge and liked it, but that’s probably because I connect to the Wild West. Lawless, every man for themselves, simple time of drinking and whores.

This 39 year old who looks 55, is not one of the whores, but rather Ed Harris’ daughter, but who fucking knows there are too many timelines in that show that I don’t really understand what’s happening in it, but there are nude scenes and that always makes it all ok.

Anyway, Katja Herbers, never too old to teach us who you are via TITTIES! This is how all things should be taught!

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2020

06

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Titties on her Body of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is not showing her tits yet, at least not officially, she is showing off some weird, possibly conceptualized during some mental breakdown, as all these people are unstable, especially after being dumped, because it’s to celebrate “Femininity” or some other bullshit that you’d expect some broken hearted girl dealing with her break up to come up with in a “Boys are shit” kind of vibe. Silly but still tits…drawing of tits are still tits!!

Hudgens, at least since the break up has starved herself, leaned up, produced sluttier content for attention, and is on this revenge kick that’s fun to watch unfold. I love all mental breakdowns that involve slutty girls being slutty to get back at a dude. It happens always, is almost text book, maybe just human nature to be like “you don’t like me anymore, you’re fucking new girls now, ok, I’m on this”….and this is her on it….

Keep that empowered feminism coming!

Here she is showing off the Tattoo

Here she is with Ashley Benson dancing…

Here she is doing another Dance….

Here is her sister looking hot…good times at the Hudgens house.

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2020

06

Mar

Madison Beer Brings the Tits to Disneyland of the Day

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Madison Beer just turned 21, so she went to Disney to have her first drink. I know what you’re thinking, that they don’t sell booze at Disney, but they do at the exclusive PEDO club.

I don’t know if you know anything about CLUB 33, but it was a memebership only (dues are about 1,000 dollars a month after a 25,000 -40,000 one time fee), and they serve booze amongst the elite. The question is why would elite men want to have a private location in a children’s theme park. You can think about that.

But I think Madison Beer already knows why, because like-minded men are the reason her youtube videos got as many views as they did, and are the reason she has a record deal.

Or maybe you’re thinking she’s already been drunk, 21 is a ridiculous legal drinking age, especially when you’re moved to LA as a kid to be a youtube sensation and your mom’s request, with no real concern for your well being.

Either way, she’s got her tits out at Disney, which is really the most appropriate place for her to have her tits out being a girl who got famous for the same reasons Disney is so popular amongst grown men.

Here she is out in her birthday outfit…

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2020

06

Mar

Tove Lo Flashes Her Tits of the Day

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Tove Lo is a popstar that is barely a popstar, but she had a hit song, which is all you really need to matter enough to never have to work again, so she’s a winner regardless of whether it is deserved or a scam or whatever…but she gives back to the community, or at least tries to, because she consistently has her tits out. I know her more as the singer who is topless or flashing, it’s part of her show, in a Mardi Gras, Girls Gone Wild kind of move I don’t really understand the point of, but don’t question, because it’s still a titty flash. Not the best titties, but it’s often times the shit tits that are being flashed, it’s like they don’t even know they have shit tits…they are just too excited and hped to show the tits.

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2020

06

Mar

Sarah Hyland Spread on the Beach of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is now unemployed, her show is over, and she’s got her pile of money to carry her through life, so now she can focus on what is important to her, trying to be an instagram whore with slutty selfies to keep the ride alive as long as she’s alive, she’s got a couple of BUM kidneys, which are different than Kidney Shaped BUMs, in that her Kidneys have been replaced more than once, and that’s clearly not a sign of tip top health, maybe she’s on that CORONA VIRUS target list of people with weakened immunity, so in a “it’s all going to end soon”, make the most of it, she’s leaving us a legacy of Sarah Hyland content that Sarah Hyland fans can jerk off to, because apparently some you find her hot, and not because she’s out here trying to be hot, but because you’re weird and into genetic mutants.

Small body though, the kind you’d like to wheel to DIALYSIS after tasting testing her pee to make sure them Kidneys are working. You sick fuck.

Here is her fitness twerk

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2020

06

Mar

Tallulah Willis Nude of the Day

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Tallulah Willis is the often nude Willis sister, because what the fuck else is she supposed to do with her days, she’s got that trust fund money, no need to actually be productive, plus girls like being naked or half naked on the internet, it must be some genetic thing, to want to be the Orangutan with the swollen cunt, so the make Orangutans want to fuck babies into you. We are animals and keeping the species alive is our primary focus, even if they’ve developed a system that makes us forget the point of humans, by working us, taxing us, and ruining everything fun about being an animal….

I had this theory that I can’t prove, that the WILLIS kids are actually not Bruce’s kids, but rather Demi’s kids with Whoopi Goldberg from the set of GHOST….and this may be one step closer to the truth, cuz that titty looks National Geographic…at least for a girl who was raised by the most plastic of women…assuming Demi raised her when she wasn’t too busty doing poppers or whippets…

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