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2020

31

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

People are such whores now. You can be walking through the aisles of the grocery store and right there behind the baked goods counter is a girl with her pants down taking a selfie. You can’t tell if that selfie is for her to text her doctor to identify a rash, for her family and friends on Instagram or if she’s an amateur porn girl doing some public nudity / masturbation for her porn feed. So many reasons for a young girl to be pants down in a grocery store and I’d you don’t think that’s great and if you fear her nudity giving your muffins herpes or other getting germs – you’re missing the damn point.

Morning Links…OK…

Chinese Travel Presenter Regrets Eating Bat Soup
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Marisa Papen – Nude in the Water
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Irina Shayk Once Thought she was a Dude
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80 Year Old Woman Dating a 35 Year Old Man
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Fast and Furious 9 Trailer is Here – Great
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Coworker Eats Entire Cake
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Lebron Gets a Kobe Tattoo Cuz They Gay
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The Girl WHo Voices Pepa the Pig Has Stepped Down – What Will You Masturbate to Now?
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Woman Fat Shamed for Falling Through Ice
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Worst News Reading
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2020

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I find it pretty amazing that I was mentioned in this WIRED article on the death of CollegeHumor.

Does that mean I actually still exist?

I thought I died to social media LONG ago but was just too stubborn to officially die.

Does that mean I’m the last idiot in a dying breed of “Websites”….the concept of a website and not a Social Media Account Zuckerberg owns is just crazy to the new generation, but to me it’s crazy to NOT have a website and to rely on Zuck’s platform, or Googles, or whatever.

Anyway – they referred to my old Twitter that got deleted @drunkstepfather but you know what…it feels good to be in a MAINSTREAM MEDIA article like it was 2008 again….

The truth is that CollegeHumor is a big part of the reason this site exists. When I first started 15 years ago, before I knew how to put an image in a post, they’d send 10,000 people to my shitty post. This carried the site for the first year. Years later they ran some T-shirt ads on the site. So that first iteration of CollegeHumor is huge.

I realize the article isn’t ABOUT me, they barely got my name right, but this is the biggest thing to happen to me since getting first picked up by CollegeHumor back in 2004.

Last of a dying breed for sure.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Iskra Lawrence Plus Sized Pregnant Ass in a Thong….
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Girl Licking Windshield Gets Taken Out
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Anne Winters Hot in a Bikini
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Jessica Simpson and Nick Fucked After the Break Up – Naughty
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Margot Robbie at Birds of Prey Premiere
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Naked Twins in Paradise
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Dude’s Fire Stunt Sets House on Fire – Idiot
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Blake Lively – Busty
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Some Slut Called Jessica Aidi Got her Bolt on Tits Out
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Kara Del Toro Nip Slip on Instagram
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Tony Robbins and an AI
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Josie Canseco in Activewear…
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Marisa Papen Nude Model
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Catching a Needlefish
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Murderer Fails at Not Guilty Plea
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Some Silly Sports Bets
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Worst Headline Ever
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Hyundai’s Attempt at Comedic Ad
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Guy Lights Up in Court
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Retard Stranger Things Kid Gets a New Surgery for his Retardation
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Just a Woman Shitting in a Mop Bucket at a Store
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Everything You’d Ever Want to Know About Some Slut
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Parents of Two Missing Kids Found Vacationing in Hawaii
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Robert Pattinson New Batman Body
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The 700k Rolex
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Trucker Drives into a Helicopter
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Awesome Homeless Man Sign
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4 Women Talk Life with Big Tits..
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The Kobe Conspiracy Theories
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Woman who Fell through Ice and Went Viral Says She’s Been Body Shamed
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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From the Forum

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Anne Winters in a Bikini
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Chantle Jeffries in her Bikini with Diplo on a Romantic Getaway
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Sophie Cookson Solid Cleavage
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Jurnee Smollett in some Tight Elvira Outfit
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Margot Robbie is So Overrated
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Katie Holmes – Sloppy Cleavage
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Kaitlin Olson – Good Cleavage
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Kristen Bell on Late Night in a Tube Dress
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Georgia Fowler – Hot Body
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From stepSMUT!!

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Club Slut Not Wearing Panties
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Hottest Social Media Challenge
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Cam Girl of the Decade
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Hot Pics from the This is Eames IG Account
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Reddit Amateur Slut with Big Tits
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2 Naked Girls Making Out
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Megan Holly Gets Naked in Pink Leggings
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Jessa Naked on the Beach
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Tia Bleu MILF
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Skyler Big Black Booty
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Possibly Anne Moore’s Nudes
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Dared to Fuck Delivery Man
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Sneak Attack
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Cam Girl Deep Throat Fail
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Hot Amateur Showing off her Body
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2020

30

Jan

Olivia Culpo’s got her Tits Out for the NFL Players Association of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is in a bikini. She’s got her Influencer titties out because that’s what she does now that she’s got all those followers thanks to dating some high profile people. You know what they say it takes a good man to make a whore a success. Maybe they don’t say that, but it’s the basic definition of pimpin’. In her case, her pimp was the virginal Jonas brothers who know you are probably serious sexual deviants because Disney Made them that way. They were with Disney weren’t they?

Either way, these tits must be in MIAMI for SUPER BOWL, because she only fucks NFL players, so it is a big weekend for her. I guess it’s a status thing and a lucrative option of sperm to insert in her when she’s ready. Guaranteed 20k a month motherfuckers, no more influencer on instagram peddling like a sex worker needed. All that was just a guise to make the NFLers think she’s not some cocktail waitress out for their money.

Let’s just hope the brain injury of whoever she does end up seducing don’t Aaron Hernandez her…OJ her….*insert murdering head injury NFL Plwyer” her….you know cuz we don’t like wishing death upon any tits….not on Super Bowl Weekend, not whilst they are in bikinis. Not ever.

We like staring at them instead.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF OLIVIA CULPO’S TITS ON THE BEACH CLICK HERE

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2020

30

Jan

Blake Lively Breast Pumping Mom Tit Fetish of the Day

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Your Gossip Girl queen who I guess is married to Deadpool’s Ryan Reynolds, who I think cheated on that pig ScarJo and upgraded to this lower on the celebrity ECHELON of fame maybe, but substantially hotter than ScarJo, making it the right decision…..

Blake Lively….

Has recently had a kid and is posting up breast milk lactation, pumping, erotica for you assholes with a breeder fetish, or a MILF fetish, or a BReast Feeding cuz your mom never breast fed you fetish, because to be into this requires SOME sort of fetish, I just don’t know if it is one specific fetish, or if it touches on multiple fetishes. I just know I don’t like it.

Don’t get me wrong, cumming in a pussy is the way nature intended, it’s just after you cum in the pussy you bounce and disappear so that you never know what happens after. You never experience the creepiness that everyone accepts as natural, growing a fucking human in your cunt then feeding it from your tits….it just takes away some much good from the cunt and tits…it’s best to pretend it doesn’t happen.

Now I know what you lonely incels are thinking, that is that no one will let you knock them up, and all you’ve ever wanted is a kid of your own to teach your ways….but no woman would ever gift that to you….well…grow the fuck up and hire a hooker….breeding into an overpopulated world to feed your ego, or to prevent you from ever being lonely again is fucking irresponsible and a terrible decision. So keep your breeding fetishes to your damn self and stare at Blake’s mom tits all filled with milk…or if you’re more into the science of milk filled tits, look at her industrial strength titty milker like she’s a fucking diary cow rearing up for Cheese season.

Now to those tits…

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2020

30

Jan

Kara Del Toro Nudity of the Day

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Kara Del Toro may not be important in the grand scheme of things but she does slutty photoshoots for her instagram fans and that’s really all it takes to be important enough in this era of everything on instagram is relevant at least to enough people to make a bitch some money, get bitch some rich boyfriends who use instagram like a mail order catalog for pussy, because all that pussy never says no to the right rich guy, that’s the whole reason they are on instagram anyway, self promoting to dudes who are on it when they are bored and lurking for pussy…..whithout Kara Del Toro taking it upon herself to produce slutty content built around her tits….those rich guys would just go to other girls and WE cannot have that…can we KARA DEL TORO….

Her INSTAGRAM

Some highlights of her tits from her instagram stories in the last 24 hours:

Back to her photoshoot:

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2020

30

Jan

Ashanti Looking Thick in Fishnets of the Day

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I don’t know how I missed these Ashanti THIGH pics from the other day, but I will assume it’s because I thought Ashanti died in some plane crash in the Bahamas after being married to R.Kelly when she was 15.

But the reality is that I shouldn’t have missed this Ashanti THIGH pics from her performing because they are huge….her thighs…not the pics…the pics are useless because no one gives a fuck about Ashanti…except me apparently….keeping the early 2000s dream alive one blog post at a time.

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2020

30

Jan

Sammi Hanratty in Lingerie of the Day

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Her name is Sammi Hanratty and she’s barely a celebrity, she’s just got a horrible name because you are forced to think ratty when you look at her, and she’s doing that to herself, implanting us with those thoughts, it’s like if Olivia Wilde went professionally as COCKBURN, you couldn’t help but see your cock burning, either in an actual fire that forced to to graft it back on, or just from disease….either way the affiliation is no good…

What is good is that she gets in her lingerie on social media for you perverts to jack off to her. So fucking do it already and stop wasting my time.

I really don’t find her cute.

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2020

30

Jan

Anne Winters in a Bikini of the Day

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20 Hours ago, Anne Winters posted:

Paps again. Can’t believe we were filmed the whole time without knowing. Didn’t see ANYONE taking pictures. So crazy to me. But still not mad at the candid photos of me and bae lol

It’s nice to see some young slut stoked on paparazzi coverage because it means she matters and that she thinks she looks good in these pics.

She plays Chloe on 13 Reasons Why, a show I actually watched because I liked that it was driving teens to kill themselves, that kind of impact from a show you know weeding out the fucking losers is important and I felt it was important for me to watch.

I have NO idea who CHLOE on 13 Reasons Why is, but this is apparently her….and she’s skinny, which I like. Skinny is so underestimated these days, despite it being so important.

Clearly she is not Ariel Winter’s sister…because if she was….she’d be about 50 pounds heavier with less of a neck and more of a troll body….but they have the same name so that counts for something…especially since it is currently winter in the Northern Hemisphere. It’s like TODAY was made for her.

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2020

30

Jan

Delivery Guy Spitting in People’s Food and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Lights Up in Court

Man in Wheelchair Attakced

Dominoes Manager Attacking Employee

Me Playing Red Dead Redemption

Little Kid Blows Shit Up

Provoking the Bouncer

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2020

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If only life was like having giant labia and seeking approval on web forums and groups for girls with big labia. You know target audience that is into big labia there to tell you how great your big labia are despite big labia often times being terrifying. Giving those girls the motivation to go on another day. The positive feedback to remind them that guys are fucking perverts and that all labia, although not created equally are good enough.

But instead…life is more like german scat porn…it just shits on you in the most creative and pragmatic ways….

Maybe it’s all just perspective, or perception….approach it like a thick labia girl on her big labia fetish sites…where you just sort of take that shit and make it work for you.

Those are my words of wisdom because I forgot the actual joke I was planning on writing somewhere between falling asleep drunk and waking up hungover…..

Some morning links….I don’t mind if I do….

Military Guy Finds Out Watch is Worth 700k
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Bootleg Sports Illustrated Swim Rookie
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The Fat Retard from Stranger Things Gets a Surgery to Make Him Unmarketable in Hollywood Now that He’s Not Retarded
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Weird Fake Body Builders
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Tony Robbins Talking to Sophia – the AI
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Murderer Fails and Insanity Plea
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Bella Hadid – Nipple Tape
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Some Superbowl Bets You Can Make
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Waist Deep Sea Foam in Spain
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Some Nude Model in the Bath
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