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2020

31

Jan

Top 10 Hottest Lingerie Leauge Football Players of the Day

The Super Bowl is Happening and all you losers are excited because your lives are meaningless and you only find happiness in watching men in tights beat the fuck out of each other to get a ball over an imaginary line. You’re into supporting a multi billion dollar industry that makes these dudes who are capable of running, throwing and catching the millions of dollars for a really lame talent, so that they can live the life of luxury and fuck models…while you sit on your fat ass eating fucking donuts, pretzels and beer….looking for a release from your shitty life.

I’m not a sports fan, to me sports are for queers. It’s the mainstream, safe for work version of cuckold and circle jerks for dudes to jerk get off together over common ground and pretend they aren’t gay.

That said, I’m into sports when the players are in lingerie…you know cuz I’m a dude and that’s what all sports should look like…so here are the top 10 Lingerie League players to remind you what you SHOULD be into….

And if you’re going to drink be sure to get our partner’s product HANGOVER PREVENTION PILLS …they’ll keep you in the game the next day after you over do it…cuz overdoing it is what you need to do to medicate yourself enough t offset your erections from watching sports…because you’re not ready to deal with being gay.

Have a great Super Bowl Weekend….but you should be into Lingerie not men in tights…it’s nature’s way.

1 – Monica Bonczak – WR for the Toronto Triumph

2 – Tanyka Renee OL/DL for the Phladelphia Passion

3 – Nikki Johnson QB/CB for the Las Vegas Sin

4 – Morgan Spencer QB for the Baltimore Charm

5 – Marija Condric – RB/LB for the Cleavland Crush

6 – Jessica Renee C/OL for the Los Angeles Temptaion

7 – Danielle Moinet S/CB for the Chicago Bliss

8 – Ashley Salerno QB/S for the Los Angeles Temptaion

9 – Chelsie Jorgensen C/DE for the Seattle Mist

10 – Angela Rypien QB/S for the Seattle Mist

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2020

31

Jan

Tallulah Willis Naked of the Day

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I would say the last thing in the world we need is Tallulah Willis’s bare ass for social media, but then you’d all be like “no the last thing we need in the world is systemic racism, or “the patriarchy”, or “rapists”, or PLASTICS that are killing our fish, or “Commercial meat manufacturing”, or “fast foods”, or “genders’ or whatever fucking activism you’re up to.

You may even say the last thing the world needs is gas powered cars, or airtravel, let’s all get DONKEYS to get around, it works for the mexicans…decrease that carbon footprint,

Or “More Coronas, less Corona Viruses”….which I would argue isn’t all that bad, even if end up dying from it thanks to sniffing asiann panties I buy off the internet….because I think we’re overpopulated.

So Tallulah Willis isn’t even on the radar of “the last things we need”. If anything she’s not even on the radar, hence the BUTT shot, to let the world know Demi Moore and Bruce have kids together, that are spoiled, entitled, do nothing brats, that fucking spend their trust funds that are probably pretty hefty because Ashton Kutcher their stepdad probably hooked them up with some early start up investment opportunities so they can continue fucking cruising…and feel like it is because of their business savvy….and not their positioning…and they get more satsifaction with their positioning like this…half naked or full naked but I can’t see her cunt bullshit…

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2020

31

Jan

Jordyn Jones Ass in Leggings Failing at Stilts of the Day

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You know the best thing about leggings, hands fucking down, is the pussy definition. I know what you’re all thinking and that leggings are the best for the ass shots, you know because the fabrics give some roundness to the asses, a little support and form they all need to do their best ass impression, you know in a put your best ass forward kind of way…but the reality is…leggings get jacked up in pussies and this show us everything the pussy has to offer and THUS….we don’t need to see a bitch naked…we can just assume what her pussy looks like…whether it’s got fat outter lips making it an inny, or meaty fucking lips making it an outty, or if it’s got a dick clit all looking like it’s sticking its tongue out at you…all thanks to leggigns…

So Jordyn Jones in leggings giving us the BACKSHOT is doing good things. She’s treating those leggings right….doing what those leggings are meant to do.

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2020

31

Jan

Naomi Campbell Nude of the Day

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What the world needs in these hard times of despair is one of the Original Super Models of the 90s, we’re talking probably started in the 80s, which in case you aren’t a mathlete is 30 – 40 fucking years ago….doing nude photoshoots in what must be her 60s…

Black Don’t Crack, especially when it’s rich as shit, dates billionaires, is famous and lives that life of a luxury, who may be a cunt or a known cunt, but black do crack in America thanks to the CRACK crisis the CIA created in America….but that doesn’t affect this fancy bitch….she’s from the UK.

I mean, she still looks better than 98 percent of chicks out there getting naked on instagram, which is pretty hilarious, a fuck you slut, let the pros in on some of this titty action.

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2020

31

Jan

Gigi Hadid Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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You know what…

Gigi Hadid fucking sucks. When you’re not a star struck fag who believes all the hype around someone and WHEN you are not paid off by her dad…it is easy to see that her career was manufactured, her sister’s career even more manufactured and the fact that it worked for them, that people still work with them, or care about them, is just proof of how fucking dumb you all are….not you…but the general populous.

I don’t know, some muppet looking face bitch posing like a model is not interesting or hot to me. Get her back to the trying to be a Kardashian level of desperation. Kim K didn’t release a SEX tape for this shit to go totally off course and legitimate….not that Kim K deserves any recognition for anything but RUINING society, modeling, promo modeling…and FACES across america…

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2020

31

Jan

Ireland Baldwin in a Bra of the Day

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It’s Super Bowl weekend so how about a Super BUSTED celebrity rich kid who’s trying to make it in the world as a titty model because that’s what all girls at their core aspire to be when they have everything they’ll ever need…except maybe their dad’s love cuz he ran off and started a new family because her family with him was too fucking broken down and needed to be replaced.

This is a “LOOKING GOOD SWEETHEART” moment for Ireland Baldwin who really had so much hope at one point and now is just us waiting out for the sex tape when her parents cut her off. Not that they will. They never do.

Here is her cousin Hailey Baldwin in a black dress for Jesus

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2020

31

Jan

Alyson Stoner Upskirt of the Day

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I thought this was a picture of Machine Gun Kelly in a skirt….but apprently he’s too busy fucking Miley’s troll sister NOAH to be out here in a skirt….and instead it is Alyson Stoner who I still don’t know what she does…but it’s something more important than what you do…yes even you doctors and scientists and nerd fucks who read this site…not that anyone reads the site but you know what I mean….

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2020

31

Jan

Heidi Klum New Face Old Tits of the Day

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I don’t know why Heidi Klum is being slutty with her tits out, but I guess her entire career was based on having her tits out. From being a young German girl born in the Holocaust era of Germany, to working through the 80s and 90s as some kind of product of EUGENICS for the panty brand that financed Epstein. This girl has seen some shit…and in trying to stay youthful in this interation of her not giving into being an old washed up fuck, she’s had her face jacked up as women do, but luckily her SENIOR DISCOUNT tits are a good distraction from the OPEN MINE that is her vagina. She’s got like 20 kids or some shit….

Either way, gross, but hot…like when you see a weathered hooker after a gangbang all caked in 79 different loads…you know fucking vile but the fact she did it is hot on some level…because we come from the school of “we can’t even get a bitch to give us a handjob without paying her”….so someone who’s down to do that must be A LOT OF FUN.

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2020

31

Jan

Rita Ora Nipples of the Day

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Rita Ora has great tits….and that’s all I have to say about that because that’s all there is to it.

I find it interesting that when Rita Ora first came to America as a back-up plan for Rihanna when Rihanna was being unruly, only to have Rihanna pull it together and if anything beef with Rita Ora and not in a cat fight you can jerk off to kind of way, leaving Rita Ora the loser dropped from her label at least that’s the story I made up about how Rita Ora came to America.

Through high profile boyfriends who saw the power of her tits early on, like Rob Kardashian and Calvin Harris, she became a fixture on the scene. Famous like an influencer despite having a record deal that no one has heard any of her music on because no one cares….but she probably cares….

The good news is that she’s decided to continue using her tits, this time on a mainstream level, because they are great tits. Tits she should have led with early on and not just for the guys she ended up with, but for ALL of us.

Never too late to start though, even granny’s can start to use their tits they never used later in life for their prescriptions and werthers original stash…never too late.