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2024

30

Aug

Friday Flashers with some On/Offs of the Day

As you probably know, I am the kind of pervert that you may be able to relate to because when I see a chick in clothes, I want to see them naked.

Even when the chick is dressed pretty whorish, just yesterday alone I saw one girl with shorts that covered less than a pair of panties out on a friendly walk, then another workout chick in a sports bra and spandex shorts that were so far up her ass it was almost uncomfortable, then another girl in a sports bra with her tits exploding out of it, and the best was a girl in ripped denim shorts that if you hit it from the right angle, you’d see her skimpy black panties hugging her cunt….which was actually disappointing because I was hoping that ripped shorts weren’t being maximized because she took the copout and wore panties to avoid a pussy slip…what a fraud of a whore in public….

So yeah, eve when the chicks are whores in their outfit choices, I want to see them naked ,it’s ho I am wired…

This compilation of girls in clothing and girls flashing features a group of girls who get naked on the internet, but that doesn’t take away from the joy an On/Off brings, because in this era of whores you can’t expect the On/Offs from girls who don’t get naked, since they ALL get naked.

Still fun though and life is about the fun!

Posted in:On/Off

2024

30

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Showing Off her Skin of the Day

Bella Thorne had a pretty ravaged and MONKEY pocked up face for the bulk of her time as a whore on instagarm during that period of time when she was transitioning from DISNEY KID to whatever she is now, which has something to do with being some kind of Mogul who produces, directs and writes her own movies.

Whether those movies are good or not, you can respect that a whore who could have just made a very good living sitting at home doing nothing important, just showing paying fans parts of her labia, but instead she threw that all away, probably realizing she is young and has energy and can always fall back on porn. Her coffers are full and she is eager to leave her mark on the world, so she can do something semi-legitimate….like keeping her pornography to instagarm where she shows off her tits while pretending to celebrate her now clear skin, which probably has something to do with her getting that weird muppet face, but I’m into the tits.

SHE IS NO LONGER A WHORE ON INSTAGARM because she’s stopped pushing her OnlyFans and sticks to just doing bikini pics….while showing off her FACE SkIN not her ASSHOLE SKIN and there’s no fun in that.

Yes, I am calling it INSTAGARM on purpose and I don’t know why, I am just a lunatci with a keyboard I guess.

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2024

29

Aug

Sabrina Carpenter Brings the Erotica of the Day

I believe they are trying to make you want to jerk off to Sabrina Carpenter, presenting her as the new pop fetish, allowing her to have to top of the charts song or two, even opening for witch and overlord Taylor Swift who has the minds of everyone in the palm of her evil and BORING hand…

They say that they try to present her as some underage, jailbait, infantilism fetish acting like some kind of little girl or some shit in her baby doll outfits and rocking that wide over-make-up wearing face…

But all I see is a haggard old prostitute or 50 year old wife of some rich dude who has had too much botox and life experience to convince me of there ever being any youthful charm to her!

Maybe I am missing the point, but the question remains, do you jerk off to Sabrina Carpenter because you like her or because you think you are supposed to like her?

Posted in:Sabrina Carpenter

2024

29

Aug

Charli XCX’s Thong Ass of the Day

Charli XCX is the biggest thing of all time, or at least of the summer, because that is what happens when you don’t give up and you keep your tits going as long as you can, taking on every opportunity you have to make hit songs.

That’s not to say she didn’t have hit songs before, I didn’t know she had hit songs before because I am out of touch, and I thought this was the mall-brand popstar who I thought only toured malls because I forgot she existed all those years ago….when she did already have hit songs…

I like the narrative to be more along the lines of sucking the devils dick at some human sacrifice sex party in the tunnels under the Hollywood Hills…but it more likely has to do with a lazy minded, self-involved audience who just follow the same people for decades instead of looking for more inspiring shit.

Her song is quoted by the politicians, but the internet, the word brat is back in the mix and ever drone hive mind retard and their moms are excited by it.

She still has tits, has a bit of an AMY WINEHOUSE face, does a little gothic hipster weirdness, but also whores out a little for the clicks…so here’s her ass in a thong…because it’s Thursday and we like assholes behind thongs….

If you’re going to be a popstar who benefits from all the perks of being a popstar, you might as well show us THONG….

Posted in:Charli XCX

2024

29

Aug

Eva Longoria Picking her Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Eva Longoria stood next to a chick with a better body than her, probably a younger chick, you can tell by the fact that her skin is less dull and weather, like an old wooden cabinet left out on the porch for one too many summers at the family cottage…

Despite her age and being weirdly shaped, she still had the confidence to strip down into her bikini next to the hot chick, because she understands marketing isn’t about how hot you may be, but what you actually do while half naked…

So as the other chick poses with the bikini hugging her cunt like an old friend who just got out of prison would hug you, Longoria and her dulled out old lady skin decided to finger her asshole.

He who fingers asshole for paparazzi when he who fingers asshole is the famous one is who matters in said photo…

If anything she is using the hot chick as s prop to prove that even a hot chick can’t outshine her because she’s Eva Longoria and she matters.
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Posted in:Eva Longoria

2024

29

Aug

A Day is Not a Day Without Some Em Rat Cow Smut of the Day

Em Rata may be a shameless pig bitch who is much older than she was when her tits first hit, but that doesn’t mean she’s matured in her tactics and doesn’t do the same old tried tested and true shameless posing of her tits….

I don’t check in on Em Rat Cow ever, but when her content comes my way thanks to the forces of the universe telling me that Em Rat Cow needs attention, I don’t waste that gift by not reposting it here.

Today, Rat Cow is not topless, but she is showing cleavage and that’s exciting or by design so taht you don’t notice the weird old lady face with the retarded looking tits….

It’s one of those “IS SHE SENDING THIS TO HER PLASTIC SURGEON TO DECIDE ON FUTURE PROCEDURES”….or “IS SHE SENDING THIS TO HER PLASTIC SURGEON TO SHOW HIM WHERE HE WeNT WRONG”….or “IS SHE ACTUALLY HYPED ON HER FACE AND THINKS SHE LOOKS AMAZING”…because having an ego, lots of money and instagram followers, can easily make a bitch confused into thinking she’s a babe or that she matters, instead of realizing that people are just lazy and she’s properly positioned herself.

Shiny faced glazed in cum fetish TRIGGER WARNING…

Posted in:Em Rata

2024

29

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

The asshole is the gateway to the soul, at least that’s the story I’ve told myself when looking at the unifying orifice that we crosses all gender-lines that as you know are a construct of man and don’t actually exist….according to fucking retards who don’t understand that a pussy is a pussy is a fucking pussy and a dick cut off and inverted into a cavity where the balls dropped from is not a pussy….but that’s another discussion for another day…

Today, it is about the asshole being the gateway to the soul, the united nations of globalized holes, that inspire us to lick and contract any mind controlling parasite eggs the asshole is licking, so that we too can enter that hive mind network of everyone who is clearly being controlled by parasites they got eating ass!

Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong

2024

28

Aug

Britney Spears Dance Video Porn of the Day

Britney Spears crazy train continues with a professionally trained dancer doing a dance routine…

Since she’s a professionally trained dancer….so her crazy dances is part of her artistic vision….or that of her team…or maybe it’s AI..

Either way, fun to jerk off to if you can….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2024

28

Aug

Rita Ora’s Lay Down Tits of the Day

Rita Ora’s a brave woman….because she produced some content around her laying on her back with her tits all sprawled out, which would normally be the position that most woman don’t want to be seen in, the missionary position, because it flattens the tits, especially big tits out, into some kind of pancake…destroying any semblance of perky tit…which big tit owners try to maintain for as long as they can with their big tits…knowing one day that shit will be hanging past their waste and ready to be tucked into their damn boxers.

TUCK Yo’ Titties in Yo’ Boxers…

Anyway, she’s taken up middle-aged fitness and in doing that she’s also losing the once glorious tits, so she’s on a potentially slippery slope…but she’s managing to survive…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2024

28

Aug

Sofia Vergara has Fat Tits of the Day

Sofia Vergara has big tits that were apparently made for TV because she’s made a lot of money with those tits and sure, you can pretend that she’s rich from TV because of her acting abilities, yet she can barely speak english, so I’m sticking to it being a success from the tit.

That is the insight you can gather from reading this site!

LIFE CHANGING!

I guess this is unfair, because Heidi Klum’s old lady tits were also in the picture, although less substantial than Sofia Vergara’s and less of a diversity hire, being the definition of an ARYAN that the diversity and equity and inclusivity teams want to eradicate in some kind of genocide….which in and of itself doesn’t seem very equitable at all.

But Heidi Klum never tried to sugarcoat her whore tits as being anything but whore tits, where her career has always been explicitly based on the whore tits!

Posted in:Sofia Vergara