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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Feb

Vintage Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know what any of these pictures are from, but I was googling vintage photoshoots the other day to see what the world looked like before plastic surgery, when nude models had to be the hottest of the willing to get nude, and this is a glimpse into that.

No Bolt Ons…No Facetune to make them look like they are AI versions of themselves….no Muppet Face injections…and the whole thing is so hard to wrap my head around.

Vintage nude shoots…here you go….

Natassja Kinski

Valeria Moriconi

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2020

Feb

Pervert of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Sits as Drunk Driver crashes Into Store

Car Thief

Hero of the Day – Goes Into Ice Water to Save Drowning Dog

When the Machine Doesn’t Pay Out

Woman Sleeps While Getting Robbed

Blood River

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2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My wife amazes me, not in a good way where I see and look at in awe because I am so impressed by her, but in a bitch is 350 pounds and ate a fucking entire cake over the course of the evening and yet she still hasn’t died from complications of diabetes. Maybe diabetes is a myth by big pharma cuz this bitch can’t be alive, with all her limbs in place, and vision working…

It’s like watching the slowest drawn out suicide that I’d like to speed up because I could use her insurance money for my new life in the tropics…you know before I die from liver failure….spead it up woman…

Speaking of dying, I still haven’t died from the used panties I bought from an obscure Asian girl website, you know since I never fucked an asian girl, so why not buy her dirty panties to sniff. The package arrived with weird Chinese writing on it, clearly straight from the weirdest sweatshop out there…and so far no Corona Virus here….but if I do get it…you can be rest assured I will back burner my reclusiveness and agoraphobia to SHARE the wealth.

I didn’t actually buy chinese used panties you sick fuck…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning for my hangover…

Guy Rigs Gun Safe with Alexa
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Christopher Lloyd’s Amazing House for Sale
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The WHite Lives Matter Model on The Bachelor is Hot
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The Trashy Super Bowl Streaming Sex Worker’s Nudes
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Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Stoners in Michigan
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Kim Garner’s Awesome Ass
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The Equation that will Change Your Perception on LIFE
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Hannah Montana Prequel Happening
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Dude Geeking Out Over Chain Mail
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America’s Financial Divide
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Robot Gorilla Infiltrates Gorilla Troop
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Radiohead By Google Autocomplete
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Macys is shutting down 125 stores in shitty malls across america, Shannen Doherty has Stage 4 Breast cancer and will likely die to be reunited with Luke Perry and some dude napping at the Super Bowl is marketed as the most expensive nap ever, which is a lie, because anyone who naps on a private jet or in a 20,000 dollar a night hotel room, is spending more money on their nap than the 1,500 – 6,000 dollar ticket. STOP LYING TO ME MEDIA…

Next thing you know they are going to say that shitting in cunts is going to make you get the Corona Virus, turning off any of us who like shitting in cunts….not that anyone should like shitting in cunts…unless you’re gay in denial and trying to make that pussy feel more like home….

Speaking of gay, these guys posting dick pics on reddit for “girls” because they love their dicks, or showing other dudes their dicks, in a “let’s compare dicks like we were in a circle jerk are actually just giving girls shopping for dick options…because from all my research, these dudes posting dick pics are getting pussy….making that whole unsolicited dick pic being sexual assault a lie….as girls like dick pics.

The world is weird. Here are some stepLINKS…

The Hottest IG Pics of the Bachelor Contestant who was a White Lives Matter Model
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Amber Buggs Hottest Pics for Black History Month (nudes)
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Kendall Jenner Bikini Poolside with Ben Simmons
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Instagram Model Tries Streaking Super Bowl to Get More Subscribers
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Dead Rapper of the Day
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Interviewing Street Whores
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Lake Surperior is Deadly…
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Dude Rigs his Treadmill to be a PS4 Controller
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Georgia Fowler Nipples in a Top
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Kate Beckinsale Legs in Leggings
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Liza Minelli Hates Renee Zelwegger’s Milking her Mom for an Oscar
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Topless Bitch on the Beach…
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The ULTIMATE Super Bowl Light Sabre Fight EVER
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Naked Instagram Whore with a Subscription Site – Streaks Superbowl and Gets Arrested for Her Self Promotion that Worked
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The Coverage on Lady Gaga’s New Boyfriend is NUTS…
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Doutzen Kroes – Epic Booty Shot
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Moving Van Outside Tom Brady’s House…
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What Security at the Super Bowl is Like
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Nicki Minaj Lets Nip Slip….
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Kim Garner’s Hot Bikini Body Soaking up the Sun
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Rush Limbaugh has Aids
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Close Up Images of the Sun
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Dolphin VS Paddle Boarding
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Brian Cranston’s Mountain Dew The Shining Ad
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Lilia Weddell In Some Sexy Lingerie
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Sydney Sweeney Best Cleavage in Hollywood
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Irina Shayk and Brad Cooper Reunite
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Joe Biden Kisses His Grand Kids on the Lips
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Michael Jordan Beats an Arrogant Player…the weird youtube video of the day
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Puppy Pulls Off Jenga Trick
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Riding Shotgun in an F-16
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Shannen Doherty – Stage 4 Breast Cancer
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Alexis Ren in a Cat Suit with her Bolt Ons…
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Kylie Jenner Channels Mary Antionette for Harper’s Bazaar
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Vanessa Hudgens Being Manhandled by Shaq
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I love this YouTuber’s Troll on Katie Hopkins
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REPEAT: REWATCH: GIRL JUMPING LIKE A HORSE
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Lego Guitar
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Chantel Jeffries on the Beach in Bikini with some Thong Wearing Whore
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Kendall Jenner Bikini Tits
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Kendall Jenner – Bra Top
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Jessica Biel is So Ugly
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Kate Perry in a Big Fat Girl Dress
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Kaia Gerber Ass in JEans
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Nicole Scherzinger at an Event
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Lily Rose Depp See Through
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Lady Gaga THONG Ass
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Amber Valletta – BIKINI TOp
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Wipe the Tears Away
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How Can a Vagina Do That and Other WTFs….
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Julia Fox Big Ass from Uncut Gems
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Big Asian Titties
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Some Chick Named NICCI getting Naked
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Bum Love in the Worst Way
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People Learning the Hard Way
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Slutty Redheads
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Eat PUSSY or DIE
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19 People Having Shitty Day…
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Public Sex
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Hiding Behind her Sloppy Tits
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Gamer GETS it
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Beer Bottle in Pussy
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2020

Feb

Charlotte Lawrence Nude of the Day

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A few weeks ago when Charlotte Lawrence wrote me asking me to take down her nude pics I had posted. I think she was actually accusing me of hacking her shit without realizing I am a 50 year old pervert who can barely write an email. I just happen to have a website and live in an era where there is just so much smut being produced, I can find the shit I write about ANYWHERE.

I’ve since emailed her back about 10 times to be her manager because I am a believer only to be ignored, as you’d expect from a girl after you give them what they want by taking down their nudes they don’t want on the internet, because they were probably not edited, because being nude is clearly not the issue.

I’m labeled an asshole because I call girls whores or sluts and think they can do better, which is fine, but I don’t hack people’s content, even if I could and I don’t post shit that is already out there, and if you email me to take shit down, I will…because I am not an asshole…I just think you are all a bunch of whores…

I also don’t like lawsuits, and this girl has some RICH fucking parents, who I guess are financing her nude singing career because her whole angle is getting naked, because it works.

Her parents, the fucking rich parents are Kate from Drew Carey and some TV producer behind SCRUBS…..so Charlotte Lawrence is good, more importantly she doesn’t need to get naked to get a career, she just does for the passion of getting naked that lives in the depth of all these girls’ souls….

I am a fan….

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2020

Feb

McKayla Maroney Fucks the Floor for TikTok of the Day

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McKayla Maroney got a lot of hate for taking the settlement from that Larry the Doctor who would finger Gymnast asshole when they sprained an ankle, because he knew the key to recovery was a trained anus….but the reality is that there were enough girls to testify against him to put him away, and McKayla Maroney is probably one of the most talked about Gymnasts since becoming a Meme the year she won gold at the Olympics, and her pervert audience would use that testimony as if it was ASMR jerk off training videos, leaving her in a situation where she can cash the fuck in and be set for life, while the asshole still gets put away thanks to all the evidence….or she can come out here and give all her fans more jerk off material while reliving her trauma because basically it would just media hype for the cause.

Keep in mind, I know nothing about this story, so I don’t even know if she is a Larry Sympathiser, it’s what I feel I know, it’s my truth and that’s good enough for me as I see her sitting on her pile of money so she can spend her time doing important things like creating smut on the internet for her pervert fans, smut she can do better than most thanks to a gymnast ass and a trained gymnast body, because it’s far less painful that Larry stories.

I’m not a fan, she’s not my Olympic hero, but a girl, any girl sexualizing herself is always fun to me, even if it is not all that hot.

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2020

Feb

Kristin Cavallari Antivaxxer Bikini of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is some Anti-Vaxxer, which I am also, because who knows what the pharma industry is injecting into the kids to fuck with their brains and turn them into robot autistics so that the government can go about with their corruption and control…pulling a fast one over all you motherfuckers that you don’t realize cuz you got vaccinated as a child…MIND CONTROL shit..

However, I don’t have kids and realize that the world needs a reset so I’m always rooting for the disease to make a comeback, so stupid people avoiding vaccines for the same reason I would avoid vaccines, despite having vaccines…..are bringing back disease that can help in my goal of resetting the world…

So people like Kristin Cavallari, the pussy that some rich jock came in a few times to make her babies, who is now doing a lifestyle brand and self promotes herself like GOOP, because everyone’s an expert, even idiots who were cast in Reality shows when they were 20, where they played a fucking idiot. Not that I ever saw LAGUNA beach, I just know..

So the best way to self promote you mom tits that are probably implants in with bikini pics, which I do support…because dumb reality show trash turned athlete wife don’t really interest me, their opinions on anything don’t matter, their personal brands not relevant to me, so they barely exist….unless they are half naked…

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2020

Feb

Ellie Goulding Lace Bra of the DAy

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Ellie Goulding is some useless UK popstar who most recently came out as having IMPOSTER SYNDROME in terms of her success…she knows in her core she’s a scam that doesn’t deserve any of the money she’s made…which I agree with….she’s a fucking IMPOSTER who mooched off some charting songs and is now set for life…where she can spend her money and time on posting up pics of her nipples in a sheer bra because that’s the era we live in and more importantly that is her true calling. You know a girl who just assumed she was going to be some tits on the internet accidentally landing a record deal and hit song….going back to what her true passion is…tits on the internet….and it is definitely some of her best work to date…even if you don’t give a fuck about Ellie Goulding….you can stare at her tits and it’s great.

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2020

Feb

Emily Alyn Lind is a Bad Girl of the Day

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Based on the star size…it looks like Emily Alyn Lind has some lil nips…

As it turns out, the flashing isn’t Emily Alyn Lind …. who would fucking know since who the fuck is Emily Alyn Lind …she was raised in LA and her mom is the mom from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. She’s got two sisters who are also aspiring actors connected to the industry through their parents because why do things on your own when you can do what’s easy.

I was thinking maybe shes Tim Allen’s daughter who modified her name so that no one calls her out for being a trust fund millionaire living this social media influencer whore life….they are young and this is what they but I was wrong.

Either way, these girls look like a lot of fun. I remember the 90s when flashing was a thing, before feminism took over, and it feels good to be back. Getting girls to flash me was the only skill I learned in high school.

This generation knows what’s up.

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2020

Feb

Miley Cyrus Lingerie of the Day

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Miley Cyrus’ divorce is apparently officially finalized, so what better way to say fuck you to your ex husband, than to pose with your “he’s just my good friend” that you started fucking “after” your marriage, in your lingerie….to let him know that you’re back.

I will say that Miley’s got a hot body and that her married years were some of her worst. She came out strong, basically spreading her cunt for the world, we’ve seen her ACTUAL labia in her marketing materials at her prime rebranding exhibitionism, only to decide to be wholesome again…..like she wasn’t damaged on a deep rooted level by the Disney Execs who helped create her.

So she’s out there half naked, in fancy rich person panties, looking fit and thin and I am a fan of this behavior…where’s the sex tape…who do you one-up us seeing your labia years ago…you fucking show us your labia all stretched out….lips be a gripping. I don’t know if Cody Simpson is the man to make that happen..but there’s always black dudes her dad is making country hip hop to step in…..