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2020

03

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie of the Day

Doutzen Kroes Lingerie

Do you remember when Doutzen Kroes was sent back to the Netherlands after Victoria’s Secret decided to not renew her contract because they were done Human Trafficking her, and she had 2 kids with her DJ boyfriend who was out fucking groupies every summer on a weekly basis in Ibiza?

I do….

But apparently the old, tired, mom is still at the lingerie modelling, not for Victoria’s Secret, but still half naked, because that is her calling, or maybe that’s how she keeps her husband thinking that she’s a working model and not some weathered DJ shore who annoys him, brings him down with her neediness, or uses his kids against him to get what she wants, when all he wants to do is get his dick sucked in a Villa by 20 year old party girls…

Making Doutzen Kroes a huge fucking cockblock….that you’d all be happy trying to fuck if you had the opportunity, cuz you aren’t married to her and you don’t have kids with her and you aren’t a DJ with other options.

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2020

03

Feb

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

Dua Lipa Braless Hard Nipples

Dua Lipa is another Famous from Youtube because that is how you get famous. She’s Albanian like all the other popstars or trying to be popstars…like Rita Ora and Bebe Rexha. I guess Albanians are trained to sing and dance at a young age in the event they need to be human trafficked….but maybe Alabanians are more into human trafficking non Albanian women. What do I know about Albania other than that 3 of the most talked about popstars who I’ve never heard sing are Albanians…

Apparently, Albanians are keen to get rich by any means possible, that’s what I read on the internet when trying to find Alabian MEMES to learn about the country, since MEMES are the only formal education you need in this era of everyone is a fucking retard.

So getting the daughters to sing and dance to either stage parent or to put on youtube to seduce men into watching their videos is a strategy for that.

So is not wearing a bra, which isn’t news in this era of no one wearing a bra, if anything the news would be that a bitch chose to wear a bra today….which would be tragic since we’ve come so far as a people…to get to this nipples first approach to getting dressed.

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2020

03

Feb

Georgia May Jagger Lingerie of the Day

Georgia May Jagger Lingerie

Georgia May Jagger who is Rupert Murdoch’s stepdaughter thanks to her mom being a gold digger hunting down those billionaire 80 year old cocks that run the fucking media…who you may or may not have seen at the Super Bowl in the BOX last night….you know not in Jerry Hall’s box, but a rich person box to watch the game from…..

She’s also Mick Jagger’s daughter…which you can tell from the lips…you know for you Mick Jagger fans, the Stones are a great fucking band and I am a fan, but I’ve never quite looked at Mick in his flamboyant ways and though what it’d be like to get those Dick Sucking Lips on my dick, I mean not until Georgia May happened, which was probably 10 years ago when she started her modeling…and I guess she’s still at it, booking work, but at least she’s got the hots to carry it…there are so many other celebrity kids that are just trash and succeeding, where as this one’s good.

She’s 28, this is a campaign for some collab between Victoria’s Secret and some trendy lingerie line, that I guess VS probably owns a piece of, and why wouldn’t they own all the competition.

In the event you didn’t know, Victoria’s Secret founder is one of the main reasons Epstein was rich, thanks to managing his money, I think accounted 80 percent of Epstein’s wealth to Victoria’s Secret because they are creeps, but we already knew they were creeps, but the mall shopper never cared about them being creeps, they just wanted to over pay with panties, and apparently as the brand struggles to survive, due to irrelevance, not people mad that they are creeps, they are having no problem buying trendier brands to participate in their strategy, since eveyrone is a whore.

There was a big expose on the brand being a toxic place for the women they created celebrities out of and who they used to market the panties….the women saying they were objectified, fondled, and fucked to get the job mad that they had to do that when they could have not done it..in a “let’s target all men, blame all men, and take no accountability for our whore actions”…kind of way.

Not that I am defending billionaire perverts….especially not PEDO ones I just find it so inconsistent that people still work with the evil brand for money but hate the evil brand for their toxic environment in how they treated the sex workers they gave legit careers to.

The whole thing – NUTS.

But Georgia May Jagger…still hot.

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2020

03

Feb

Kaia Gerber Bra Selfie of the Day

Kaia Gerber Cleavage

Kaia Gerber, the 18 year old sold by her rich as fuck family, is out here being slutty enough for me….which doesn’t require being slutty at all…. I am an optimist and see the slutty glass full at all times…a bitch just needs to be alive and breathing and I can see the slutty in her…it is in the eyes…and in the fact that I know they’ve all tried anal….

Below is the important pic where you can see her nipples…because that’s what the kids are into…showing you their nipples..not that she’s a kid, she’s over 18 and has been prostituted by her mother to the fashion industry for the family’s ego for the last 5 years already….and really they are just nipples, but nipples are great.

Kaia Gerber Cleavage

Here she is doing squats in the gym

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2020

03

Feb

Madison Beer Tight Bodysuit of the Day

Madison Beer Bodysuit

Madison Beer, child exploited by her mother on Youtube by making her do cover songs, knowing the perverts on Youtube would be able to inflate her view count, and that people like cover songs, or at least click on cover songs when searching for the trending song.

It was all in attempts to Scooter Braun that shit and turn her into the next Bieber….and I believe she ended up getting signed by Bieber…where she’s not just cruising with her big tits for the paparazzi more than she’s doing anything music related…because some Youtubers are smart enough to transition to celebrity because that’s where all the kids are looking for celebrities…they don’t care about the people the dinosaurs like Weinstein decide are famous by putting them in movies…like J.Law or whoever else. They find them their damn selves…

With tits like this that girl’s willing to use in her marketing, I see a bright future for her, not that she needs one, she’s probably so rich from her youtube money that she can just chill in LA with her tits out for the rest of her fucking life….

Her dance video is lolz…

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2020

03

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Nipples See Through Nude 0

In very important news, young stud Lily Rose Depp who you may know as AMBER HEARD’s stepdaughter….

Who in recent news has recordings of her admitting to being a psycho bitch who used to hit Johnny Depp, because he’s the fucking victim, while some low level cunt who seduced him to use him for her own personal gain, is just out for her damn self and willing to throw a fucker under the bus to come out the hero…despite her being OBVIOUSLY the devil lady. I’ve always had Johnny Depp’s back on this one because I know how cunts work…

Point being, young people like you to see their nipples and dress accordingly, and when those young people are rich celebrity kids who don’t need to have their tits out…it becomes a weird social experiment of why are they doing this. What is lacking in their life that they feel the need to walk around with their nipples out, not that I care, I just like the fact that I can stare at their nipples, whether it makes sense to me or not…but I still want ANSWERS…


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2020

03

Feb

Ariel Winter Titty Grab of the Day

Ariel Winter turned 22 last week and it wasn’t really a big deal because no one gives a fuck about Ariel Winter. This is not the 90s when you’re hit sitcom on Network TV makes you a star, if anything, Ariel Winter represents that simple fact that Network TV is dead and if she had a YOUTUBE channel she’d have far more success, fans, and people who care about her.

Instead, she’s just this broken girl who was exploited by her now estranged mother to live that “sell out your childhood to support mommy’s dream” level of this bitch will probably never recover.

But the good news with being exploited by your parents and feeling inadequate, never good enough, comes will all kinds of deep rooted issues, which coupled with how wimpy society is, all a bunch of victims, crying about their “mental health” because it’s a solid excuse to be a baby…..means eventually the titty grabs you see here…will be far more hardcore. Just wait til her contracts end, she can’t get any work, and she burns through the bulk of her money….you know is there life after Modern Family…and is that life going to be self produced amateur porn for her subscirption site? TIME WILL Tell.

Too bad she’s not hotter.


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2020

03

Feb

Josie Canseco Bikini in Miami of the Day

Josie Canseco Pink Bikini

Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s daughter with some Hooter’s waitress, which means she was raised by some trashy jock with far too much money all for being good at baseball. On some new money kick that you know trickles down to the kids…and a low level stripper who didn’t even strip but cocktail waitressed for the tips…and I guess for the tip of the A’s jock dick to make her a baby to payout proper the rest of her life…best tip ever.

Which means she’s the perfect level of rich white trash, despite the name being Canseco, which I guess makes her only part rich white trash and part LATINX which is what they call LATINA, because her dad was born in Havana Cuba and floated over to America on a boat….with a baseball mit in had…

Well, she’s got her ass out, because she’s in Miami being CUBAN for the the FOOTBALL game…and she’s out there with some youtuber named JAKE PAUL who I guess she fucks because youtubers are the celebs of their generation….and motherfucker makes 100 million a year…

That’s about all I have to say about that.


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2020

03

Feb

Lady Gaga Creeper Cam Captures her Thong of the Day

The highlight of my career as a blogger is probably representative of how bad my career as a blogger has actually been, but the highlight is still when I snuck into some party in Toronto after some event I managed to get VIP bracelets for back in 2009.

I had some baby daddy to some celebrity I had randomly met give me these gold VIP bracelets to the open bar VIP area…where I drank my fucking face off, held hands with Fergie and who the fuck knows what else happened….I lost my camera in a taxi to the after party, where Lady Gaga was just launching her career and was wearing some leotard outfit. She was with Perez Hilton, basically sucking his gay fat dick for publicity, because he was relevant…..and I moseyed on over, stood next to their security, stuck my hand through the people and fondled Lady Gaga’s ass…pretty fucking hard…and she didn’t react, I didn’t get caught, I didn’t get kicked out…but Perez Hilton had a fist fight with Will.I.Am….

So even then, I thought Gaga was a monster….but the ass was alright…and will forever be my Weinstein moment of sexual assault that I’d get arrested for today…but in 2009 was all good…

I didn’t get a boner or any sexual satisfaction but while drunk I just wanted to see how firm it was…and it was firm…

10.5 years later…her ass still exists…it still does nothing for me…but it reminds me of a better time…of grabbing celebrity ass. It happened once. It was enough to call myself a Celebrity ass grabber.

This is Gaga milking her ass or some bullshit cuz she’s bullshit….for attention…like she’s been doing for over a decade now.

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2020

03

Feb

Bartender Shoots Patron in Face with her Breast Milk of the Day

This is a heart warming video that may or may not remind you of the Super Bowl half time show, only at the Super Bowl Half time show, the breast milk is powdered due to age. I don’t care how much a bitch works out or how much botox gets jacked in her face, if she’s 45 years old she’s 45 fucking years old, and the only platform she should be dancing on is at some family weddings, or maybe the lunch time strip club shift. Not the Super Bowl.

Not that this has anything to do with the Super Bowl, I just keep hearing about it all fucking night and day like it’s news….and that bores me.

But a bar tender pulling her tit out and squirting a Patron in the face with her titty milk doesn’t bore me. If anything I find it incredible.

This is one thing I can say has never happened to me, I have never been lactated on out of anger or kindness. I guess the bitches I deal with aren’t fucking breeders…maybe they aren’t fertile from the drugs, STDs, we call it HPV uterus hard to get knocked up from all the scar tissue.

This is one thing I can say I hope one day happens to me.

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