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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Feb

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip of the Day

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Nobody remembers Nicki Minaj, she finally fell the fuck off after WAY too many collabs with rappers to attempt to give her this “hard” and “ghetto” persona….like she was some stripper or dick riding sex worker…when really they found her in acting school and cast her to be whatever it is they created with her. It was originally some black Lady Gaga, then it turned into a modern Lil KIm, but the whole thing contrived bullshit and this puppet just believed the hype as the hits rolled in…..I’ve hated every second of her career…

But I approve of pulling the nasty fake tits out for attention now that the world has moved on from her…because these people HATE becoming irrelevant…especially in a social media era where follower retention is so high making it impossible to officially die…

Either way, MINAJ nastiness and not in a good way…..

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2020

Feb

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna may be thicker than she’s ever been now that she’s not out to impress anyone, she’s made 100s of millions of dollars with her dumb music, and even if a small percentage of that goes to her because that’s how the industry works when they human traffic a teen to NYC from Barbados to exploit in the pop music industry, she’s still rich as shit.

I don’t know if she’s still doing the music thing, or if she just uses that fame to sell products like her lingerie, that I guess part of her duties involve being the model of said lingerie despite being thicker than ever…something you’d awesome would work against the whole selling lingerie thing…but in her case it gave her tits and makes her relatable to other fat chicks, all while still being skinny compared to all the other women on her island…who eat too much fucking ROTI…while servicing the rich white people that Rihanna once serviced while underage to get her career.

What I am trying to say is that the purple wigged Rihanna, despite her obesity in this body positivity era, and despite her dumb titty tattoo…is still pretty hot.

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2020

Feb

Whitney Cummings Nudity of the Day

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Whitney Cummings is a modern day success story in sucking the right dick…in the Comedy scene and getting her own show.

Stand Up comedy is an interesting thing, I mean it’s not that interesting, if anything it is pretty fucking dumb and embarrassing, usually these nerd fuck losers who think they are funny, that have crafted a 45 minute comedy set of their “observations” that they have memorized the timing on like they were high school drama club, to ensure the LAUGHS….it is an art form for losers with egos that happens to be something idiot fans are into and buy into because they like to laugh.

So within the stand-up scene, the comics have groupies, like they are their own version of a rock star, because girls are sluts and like anyone on stage, whether they have commercial success or not.

SO….these loser dudes, who crafted a script that makes people laugh, who are getting pussy and treated like kings, only to be scooped up and hired by the entertainment industry to produce comedy for them…end up rich as fuck…while being idiots the entire time.

So it was pretty easy for a busty, almost hot girl to enter the entertainment industry by being a comedy groupie.

Her goal was to be an actress, but realized it is too competitive, so she started hitting the comedy clubs, with a routine because they need girls on the bill, and the other comics around were smitten that a hot chick made it to their world….

She was in LA comedy scene, an easy one to climb the ladder in if you have a low level of talent and tits….and from there she got a series of TV show deals.

So now she’s rich, she’s made it, she’s still not a respected actor, but who needs to be, she made comedy work for her…and has a podcast…and a twitter…and money…what more does she fucking need.

I guess nudes to draw attention to herself…and these are those nudes….at 37 why the fuck not…it’s not gonna last, hell it’s barely lasting…

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2020

Feb

Rebecca Bagnol Got her Bush Out of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is some Paris “model” who gets naked all the time, because it is the in thing to do, but more importantly, it generates some buzz, gets dudes excited by her big by my standards of tits, and the whole thing keeps the world moving in the right direction, inspiring other girls to follow her lead, like she followed the lead of nude women before her, so that us pervert loser dudes who are out of work, broke, living in squalor, on some soiled ripped, piss scented couch that our neighbor died on and that we thought was better than the milk crates we were using as furniture, can have a taste of hot pussy, albeit in photos, but that’s good enough for us…because it’s less work than having to talk to a bitch, fuck a bitch, not that we’d ever get to a bitch like this but you know what I mean…sometimes sex, even with hot chicks, gets in the way of our extreme laziness….we are slobs….let us wallow in our filth…unshowered in peace….while staring at bitches like this.

If you know the site, you know I like bush, I am a bush advocate, I’ve been anti the bald pussy / bikini wax since the first bald pussy I saw in the 90s when it was a novelty….hair is fashionable, stylish, unique, protective, leaves a little mystery, smells nice, feels good, is just the best thing a pussy can do for itself…so I’m glad the trends have finally caught up to me….the trendsetter…and bush is now everywhere…even on IG models with their tits out.

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2020

Feb

Ashley Tisdale’s Bad Bikini Dancing of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is a fucking monster. So much so that she had to get her face jacked up by a plastic surgeon in attempt to be tolerable…and she failed…so she got a second nose job and bitch still looks like shit. Doesn’t se live in LA, doesn’t everyone have a fucking nose job? Couldn’t they have done better? Do fucking better bitch.

Well now, at 45 fucking years old, the mom looking body that was once fit to offset that broken face, but now she’s got that sloppy mom body despite not having any kids, her husband is too much of a HOMO High School Musical Groupie for that.

I used to assume they would just sit around and try on dresses and do dances together, but as it turns down the Disney Trained bitch CAN’T EVEN dance….which is beyond weird, but may help her go viral on TikTok like the other retards on TikTok…maybe this is her calling….like that toothless meth head I follow on TikTok because her shit is so absurd, but I doubt Tisdale will be able to be compelling…even her bikini dances are shit…because she is shit. Prove me wrong.

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2020

Feb

Mexican Singing gets Punched Mid Selfie Song and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Fakes Being a Retard

Dude Killing it at a Wedding

Angry Neighbor

Cop Busted Sniffing Little Girl Panties on Nanny Cam – WHAT THE FUCK

Man Gets Rim Job After Polishing Tires

Man Drinking Bat Blood

Bridge No More….

Woman Spits into Tissue and Puts it Back in Dispenser…

Plane Arrives from China

SUV vs Hill

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I gotta think less about death and more about how all the young girls in the internet have butt plugs cuz it is trendy to anal train like positive vibes only and inclusivity….ass play is the now and at least 25 percent of girls under 30 have butt plugs…50 percent of them are wearing them as they serve you at the restaurant, starbucks or menial bullshit job they work….and those numbers are just increasing by the day….butt plug / anal training is the now and that is what we should focus on before we die of the Corona Virus…a virus I’ve had since I first drank a Corona and realized they sterilize the bottles with urine…

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Vanessa Hudgens is Probably Fucking SHAQ
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Juan Miguel is Probably Pumped – He Just Sold Hamilton to Disney for a Fuck Ton of Money
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Anti Feces in Food in Campaign – Let me Eat My E-Coli in Peace – NARC
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Kendall Jenner Bikini Poolside
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Rush Limbaugh Says he has Advanced Lung Cancer
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Woman Fakes Death in Front of Cat
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Is China Hiding Corona Virus Facts
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4 Ladies Naked by the Pool
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Lady Gaga’s New Man
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2020

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I eat pistachio when I take my dog out like an ultra marathon runner carb loading to get another mile and I always get dirty looks from women who think I am sucking my fingers while looking at them cuz I am…you know fingers in my mouth as I stare at their faces…then pussies in their leggings…then ass as they walk buy…like I am some kind of pervert cuz I am…the pistachios are just there for a valid excuse if I get questioned by the authorities or the feminist man hating groups….”I was just eating Pistachios you over-reacter”…..

Point of the story is STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL HALF TIME SHOW. It is not a debate. It is NOT interesting. It is not FUN. Who cares!! They just want you to be talking about it, that’s why they booked the grannies, put them in lingerie and had them twerk for the world like they weren’t old, rich, bloated trash…

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Weird Girl Jumping Obstacles Like a Horse for the GRAM….
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Bella Thorne Dancing in Booty Shorts….
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Sami Hanratty Lame No Nipple Topless Shoot
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The World’s Greatest Drag Race
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Victoria’s Secret Models Complaining About the Brand being Toxic
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Kaia Gerber’s Nipples in a Selfie
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Lily Rose Depp See Through in Body Suit
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Adriana Lima Pre Super Bowl Titties
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Audio of Amber Heard Saying She’s a Snake Cunt Bitch
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Madison Beer HOT Big Tits in a Cat Suit
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Tallulah Willis BUTT SHOT
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Rihanna in Lingerie in a Wig
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ScarJo is Disgusting
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Topless Natalie Portman in 2000
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Padma Laskshmi Hard Nips
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Pam Anderson Divorces Husband 5 after 12 Days
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Zoe Kravitz Nipple for Fashion
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Golden Retriever and New Puppy…
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Big Titty Instagram / Twitter Comic Nacho Sarah Going Viral
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Julian Lennon Has Skin Cancer
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Charlotte Lawrence’s Nipple
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Elisha Cuthbert – Titty in a Dress
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Over 90,000 People have Corona Virus
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Tourists Trampling Thermal Vents at Yellowstone
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The Best Superbowl 2020 ads – what a scam – hyping ads – they are ads –
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Elon Musk – Techno Track
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Maya Otsoko’s Lingerie Shoot
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Dolphin Swims into Paddle Boarders
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Carol Vorderman Doing Weather in Welsh
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Annalisa and Veronika – TITTY SHOW
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That Dude struggling at the Festival with the Girl on his Shoulders – THROWBACK
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Reaching 100 KM/H on a Longboard
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Hangover Prevention CURE
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings…Skinny as Shit…
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Celebs Celebrating the Super bowl
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Irina Shayk in a One Piece Bathing Suit
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Kate Middleton’s Cleavage…
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Saoirse Ronan in a Dress
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Emilia Clarke in a Black Dress
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LilY Rose Depp’s See Through Dress
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Pixie Lott in a White Dress
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Gillian Anderson’s Cleavage
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Scarjo is Trash
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Kate Beckinsale’s Fuck Me Boots
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Sluts on Boats
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Ivah Anseline’s Ass in THong…
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Girl in Weird Outfits Putting things in her Ass
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13 People having a Shitty Day
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Boobs on Glass
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Fun Run – Pussy Out
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Two Titty Bitches with a Football
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Throwback to Janet Jackson’s Titty Flash
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Pale Teen Got her Tits Out
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Raver Babes
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2020

Feb

Shakira Panty Flash for the Superbowl of the Day

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All everyone is talking about is how amazing the Super Bowl Half Time show was.

I hate how everyone is saying how hot they were. I realize that some people are confused and felt it was too slutty for family programming….clearly people who have never been on the internet or through their kid’s photos on their phone….where they are spread assed in selfies for their friends at all ages….because it was hardly slutty.

Then there are people who were confused by the Peurto Rican flag, thinking it was the Texas Flag, thinking it was a target on Texas due to their treatment of American born first generation immigrants at the Mexican border…..

Why is everyone freaking out about it? I assume it is because they were two old hags and people are like “that’s what 50 looks like if you’re rich as fuck vain cunt with face injections who works out all fucking day to maintain whatever body it is she has at 50 years old after a few kids”….

Maybe it was for the Nostalgia…like we needed to hear Shakira’s Africa song for the World Cup from what 8-12 years ago…..or Jenny from the Block….from 15 years ago….I mean that’s a long fucking time ago….

I just think it’s another one of these “inclusivity” things, where people feel the need to think it was good because it was for the Latin people, and thus if you say it sucked you’ll have to deal with your racism…despite being a racist…or maybe people are just positive thinkers and figure Super Bowl Half Time performances are always shit, so if there’s a stripper pole included, or some mom pussy flashing…and Shakira showing you how to eat ass in a tongue video…that’s all the substance we need.

I don’t have the answers, I just felt embarrassed for the old hags and felt maybe they shoulda sat it out and let some new blood in, but then I remembered dude to menopause they forget what new blood is.

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2020

Feb

Bella Thorne in a Bra of the Day

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As uneventful as Bella Thorne is, she’s consistently putting out slutty pics of her tits, that I assume she bought with her Disney Money after she turned 18 and decided to emancipate herself from her mother who prior to selling her to Disney, sold her off to various men, like her stepfather….securing that victim of abuse trauma we need to get pics like this all these years later.

She’s basically a shapeshifter who follows whatever is trendy and attaches herself to whatever is trendy because she’s got no soul or vision or creativity…and really who needs any of that when you can just rip off the instagram girls who are trying to get ahead, or to a place you’re at….when you’re already there.

So pull out the tits, do dances, whatever it takes to get that validation you need as a girl with Sex Appeal for the pervert men to comment vulgar things on….

From producing porn, to acting in movies, to being a social media retard in a Throuple, the only good thing about her is that her greasy mooch boyfriend with the long hair isn’t co starring in any of her pics anymore, she’s onto new dick.

What I am saying is that she’s pretty fucking lame, but when tits are involved, I can deal with that lameness and focus on the lameness that is my dick thanks to the drinking, over exposure to porn, diabetes, impotance, etc….

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