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2020

Feb

Salma Hayek Wet Latex of the Day

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$Salma Hayek Wet Latex for LOVE$

Salma Hayek is a pretty fascinating set of tits because despite being married to a billionaire and living that billionaire life, and despite having a lucrative career in Hollywood of her own, thanks to her tits, and I guess the fact that she was likely rich as most of the big titty Tijuana girls are working the Donkey Shows, not the TV shows, so it is safe to assume that this Mexican comes from privilege because you don’t need to be a white person to experience privilege…despite what the activists of the internet tell you…any ethnicity or culture can be privileged…as long as they are rich…anyway the rich girl from Mexico, turned Rich and Famous girl in the USA, turned Billionaire wife she still uses her tits for attention and that’s awesome….

Then again, it’s very possible that her husband is behind this, because rich dudes are fucking weird, with all their weird fetishes, and having his wife reduce herself to just being a set of tits for a magazine is what he gets off to. People are cucks, people like to see their wives fucked by big black cock unprotected in hotel rooms while they jerk off, and those aren’t even rich people….those are just average perverts into making a whore out of their wife cuz they find it hot….so maybe this is his version of that….

Or maybe she’s just reminiscing now that she’s made it on all fronts of the times she would show up to castings with her wonderful tits, when she was just a set of tits on a small Mexican frame who spoke broken english, which could just be an act….when they would look at her and say “I think these tits will be good in so many movies, let’s make it happen”….you know some Nostalgia since she’s old as shit…but doesn’t matter…they are still carrying her figuratively….as she carries them…literally…and this shit is a nice and sleazy use of the…even if it’s for fashion….

$Salma Hayek Wet Latex for LOVE$

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2020

Feb

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin figured out the formula. After years of whoring herself out to the Kardashian / Jenners and Hadids. You know trying her best to get on their level of relevance while always being the third tier one that was ignored. The one who would get the occasional brand deal for her instagram modelling career, but for the most part would lose out to the others, so she’d just be the tag along, who would just go around for free, growing her followers, but she was in fact the one who needed the money the most. She’s Stephen Baldwin’s kid and that dude’s a fail…not just because he raised her to be a weirdo christian due to his addiction recovery….despite her being a half naked whore on social media which I don’t think is very Christian at all….but either way…there were struggles for her.

All that went out the window when she married Bieber, who recently reported that he was a heavy drug addict, making it easy for the girl he de-virginized when she was underage to move in on him. You know to help him get rid of Selena Gomez and to give her a platform to launch that “celebrity” she tried so hard to get, only to realize the strategy for her to become a false idol was right in front of her….marry someone super famous and matter.

What the fuck is the media asking her…..I can only imagine the fluffy nonsense that she spews in interviews. Like “I decided not to go to college to travel with the Jenner’s and Hadids to grow my Insta”….”God was on my side when I was able to rope Bieber in, Go God”….bitch literally does NOTHING and has no reason to be talked about, but the media is bored.

Luckily for her, Bieber has no pre-nup with her, she’s set for life, at least better off now than relying on Stephen Baldwin’s trust fund….and the media is loving her finally, getting her in magazines like ELLE, finally going viral the way she always dreamed while she wasn’t reading her bible and ignoring her bible…because why bother being a good person of the church when you can be a vapid celebrity cunt….literally…she’s the cunt…a vapid celebrity fucks….

Hot bikini body though.

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2020

Feb

Charli XCX Bikini of the Day

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Charli XCX is some doughy bitch who doesn’t look all that bad in her bikini, but in the start of her career as a pop star trying to make it in the USA, since she’s from the UK.

She started out as a leotard wearing, bikini wearing, tits out because she was all about her tits to market herself and that was cool…but I still don’t know any of her songs.

As we know with fat tits, the rest of the bitch usually follows suit and gets fat too, but this beach isn’t about to face some kind of Tsunami with her jumping in, she doesn’t look all that bad.

What you need to know about Charli XCX is basically nothing, she’s barely relevant. She’s not really a popstar as mch as she’s someone trying to be one and when tits are involved that’s ok.

I guess she’s got a new album, she’s touring, and this may be her year…which means more Charli XCX titty…not that that’s exciting…but it’s something…not really something substantial…but better than if she was some fat chick crying for obesity empowerment….keep the obesity in your bra fatty.

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2020

Feb

Doutzen Kroes Getting Wet of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, who you may remember as being fired from Victoria’s Secret. She probably has a different storyline because women, especially hot women, don’t like to admit defeat, you know, something like “I resigned” or “I outgrew them” or “they were rapists and I don’t like rapists – down with the patriarchy – support all women” you know anything but being accountable for sucking.

She’s older now and her baby daddy is some IBIZA resident DJ who gets all kinds of pussy thrown at him and that I am sure he takes when his handler wife / baby momma isn’t lurking and cock blocking because she knows she’s lost her appeal. To him she’s the old bitch that made him babies who was once a VS model and now is just old. So the new pussy outshine the old…obviously…

THis is likely her attempt to be like “I still work, I’m still fit, I can still get half naked”….to appeal to him…and to counter the fact he thinks she’s a loser and I guess it’s working cuz bitch looks hot.

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2020

Feb

Demi Lovato Heroin Tits of the Day

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Demi Lovato hasnt’ died of a heroin overdose yet, but you know that if she’s a genuine addict, or opiate fiend the scratching for heroin is ever-present, and eventually she will crack.

I find serious hope, or pleasure in that….

It’s not that I wish death upon people, I just don’t like seeing some Hollywood manufactured trash mock mental illness to justify her bad behavior, go so far as to overdose, only for none of her sponsors to cancel her.

We can’t jerk off to whores in our hotel rooms without being cancelled….and we can’t make off-color jokes to be though provoking without being cancelled….and you can say being trans is a mental illness without being cancelled…but a bitch who appeals to 12 year olds can be like “heroin’s so cool I overdosed on it” and all the brands are lined up with paychecks to be the first to sponsor her surviving the overdose…

It just sends a bad message. Punish this irresponsible trash like you were her mom when they were first getting started and she put her through hell to get the celebrity they have that is so big brands are too scared to “NOT WORK WITH HER” for the backlash…

It’s all so stupid…but look the fatty has tits…that she selfies cuz she’s a narcissist cunt.

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2020

Feb

Irina Shayk in a Nude Bodysuit of the Day

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I saw these the other day and didn’t bother posting them, but after a few days of letting Irina Shayk’s mom pussy in a one piece at an event for fashion, like she was a mom at the all inclusive resort, simmer in my mind…thoughts of her climbing the ladder from Russia with her hotness…eventually getting filled with the sperm of some evil tyrant A-List actor who has far too much hype around him…I figured why the fuck not. I’m a fan of her work ethic and she’s still pretty hot…for a mom sex worker….so here it is.

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2020

Feb

Chantel Jeffries Sucking on the Beach of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is some literal trash that instagram spat up or shat out on pop culture because she posted ass pics well enough to get the attention of enough people to pop on the radar of celebrities liek Bieber and rappers and NBA players, who all ran train on her….

She’s basically a sex worker, demonstrating her dick sucking with this lollipop that I can’t imagine is any better than any other dick sucking, but I am underestimating the power of trying to keep these celebrities and athletes happy enough to pay her and to keep her lie alive..

What I am getting at is that the current side bitch to DIPLO who was romantically frolicking with her trash pussy in TULUM because rich dudes like to attach themselves to relevance when they are faggots and relevance to faggots is girls other dudes fuck….you know in hopes of tasting some Kyrie Irving cum still left up in her….queer.

What I am actually getting at is that she’s really not that hot, not that great and lucky that instagram has attracted all the perverts and given important famous people a direct line to PUSSY.

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2020

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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There was a story about THE TOXIC AND ABUSIVE VICTORIA’S SECRET that went viral last week because it was a big surprise to the public that the dying brand that is over extended and who financed Epstein’s perversions by making him a very rich guy, were inappropriate with the women they hired to model lingerie. Oftentimes women from other countries that they’d import to model the lingerie. A crazy concept that the biggest brand that every single woman, even non-models dreamed of modelling for. I’m talking these dude got every eager girl offering their pussy for a shot, it’s a Weinstein kind of story, the dudes knew women are whores and made it work for them. Obviously dudes were running the show at Victoria’s Secret, if you saw any of their catalogs that you jerked off to, you’d know that, they used hot fucking women so why wouldn’t they try to fuck these women they overpaid to be part of the team. They made these women celebrities by making them part of the team. Their lives set and their bank accounts set and oftentimes their boyfriends and future baby daddies other rich fucks making them even more set. It’s dumb to think they wouldn’t use their job to get pussy, it’s the fucking name of the game.

All this to say, I wonder if Candice Swanepoel was ever used as a TARP by the rich guys paying her, you know the DUBAI special….where they get her in a room and exchange a multi-million dollar multi-year contract that will set her for life for a little “let’s use this South African trash as a toilet”…..

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2020

Feb

Selena Gomez New Tits for a Magazine of the Day

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Selena Gomez is on the publicity tour now that she’s out of rehab and releasing more music because I guess she wants her bank accounts topped off.

I mean this girl is the definition of broken child star who had a mom that sold her off to BARNEY at the age of 3 or 4, despite being from Texas, they fucking got in the Caravan and moved to LA to live out the mom’s dreams…since no 3 or 4 year old is thinking Monetization….

Now that she’s near 30, got some tits, not dead from her LUPUS, not dead from her volatile relationship with Bieber that almost killed her, she’s thinking monetization and unfortunately for us, that means “music” because being an actress only pays when you’re in some super hero movie…when all Selena is is a Super Herp. If you know what I mean…viruses man…a person with Auto Immune issues’ worst nightmare.

THAT SAID, I did a GOOGLE NEWS search because I knew all the media outlets are milking this story / interview / photoshoot with their own tidbits they pulled from the story. I typically avoid all that because I’m only here for the tits and don’t care about whatever lie she’s spinning in her web of lies…..

The headlines are:

“Selena Gomez Thinks Instagram Is ‘Destroying’ Some of Her Generation” despite having been seen with Zuckerberg back when she miraculously become the most followed person on instagram….so sure she’s so fucking against it as it is her marketing hub she sells for a lot of fucking money to brand partners….because she doesn’t care that it is destroying her generation…she is fucking destroying the generation with her shitty fucking music and attidude….and stints in rehab….and promotion of anti-depressants, face injections and fake tits…

When asked if she’d delete her instagram if she could…she said YES…fascinating…because SHE FUCKING CAN DELETE IT dumb cunt…what’s stopping her…dumb cunt…

“What I do now is to only go on it when I feel like I need to, and then I’ll just log off, I won’t take time to explore or look at anything else.””

Dude…you don’t need a fucking instagram except for your money grubbing, you money grubber…keep your damn lies to yourself…

Another headline: ” Selena Gomez’s Old Music and Style Make Her Cringe ”

It makes all of us fucking cringe, it’s terrible fucking music. Why were you a part of producing such shit? Right, cuz you’re a soulless puppet with no fucking taste that has no fucking concept of what is good or bad, just what sells. You are a fluffy pop tart piece of shit chasing trends with zero fucking integrity, substance, or value…of course it makes you cringe…you dumb cunt…it’s fucking terrible but the real issue isn’t how bad the music is…it’s how bad you are….weren’t you supposed to kill yourself by now? What happened to that…all this quest to live with Kidney Transplants takes away from your appeal as someone with a terminal illness who will die soon…

She’s a fucking puppet. She fucking sucks. Check out her tits….this money grubbing liar must be deleted.

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2020

Feb

Sofia Richie Topless of the Day

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You can pay Sofia Richie 30,000 to do an instagram post on your brand, that does not include a blow job because the trust fund Lionel Richie who must be close to a billionaire Heiress, saves her mouth for the Kardashian’s ex husband and baby daddy, who she gets to travel the world with and live that good life she’d be living without him, but without him how would she be running her publicity strategy. In this world of social media, you need to closest thing to a Kardashian you can get, in some Six-Degrees of Separation so that you know you actually exist. Otherwise she’d just be Lionel Richie’s actual daughter, unlike that imposter mooch bitch Nicole…..you know the one he found in the dumpster outside one of his shows…the abortion that happened after it was born that no one wanted but Lionel decided to save because he’s a charitable man…while this one is actually his…making her topless pics seem less desperate and more just a girl with money having fun…because she doesn’t need none of this shit, she just LIKES it.

Here she is in a sports bra and leggings leaving pilates

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