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2019

23

Oct

Kendal Schuler Topless of the Day

Kendal Schuler is one of Leo’s ex beards. You can tell by her tits. You know that prose she had tattooed onto her tit like the underwire of a bra – you know because she’s deep like Leo thinks he’s deep cuz no one wants to admit they are vapid cunts…and in Leo’s case he doesn’t want to admit he fucks his guy friends cuz chicks are boring…and he gets those guy friends to fuck by baiting them with environmentally friendly jets and coke fueled parties with trash like this who think it’s their big break. God. People are dumb…

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2019

23

Oct

Jessica Alba Hard Nipples of the Day

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Jessica Alba is so boring….but she is someone that everyone jacked off to in the 90s or 2000s or whenever our girl was getting cast to be the hot chick…and she was and still is the hot chick..there is no taking that away from her…

I’ve heard about her open relationship, because the rumored pervert cheats on her husband, despite her dozen kids….who cares…she is rich….I’ve heard about her rumored herpes from Derek Jeter…you can’t take that away from her. LOL. Who cares she is rich..

She used her celebrity to start an Instagram brand early on -it was called Honest despite being proven it is not honest and no one cared – it took off…all because she endorsed it. Celebrities…and their retard fans who buy their wares….which is why I prefer perv fans who like the tits.

The star who gets to play a fake Ceo while actual business folk run the ship, that’s how these deals typically work, not to say she couldn’t Ceo, but why fucking bother when you were rich to begin with when the whole thing started…and doesn’t need to work…but like a Kardashian…she’s now worth a billion dollars…Jessica Alba…richer that most…crazy right…but not as crazy as her hard nips that scream “ya’ll still like my tits?”….

Confirm and reaffirm.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2019

23

Oct

Chelsea Handler Tit of the Day

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Chelsea Handler discovered a while ago, after her show got canned for sucking, that if you pull your tit out on instagram like a titty activist – the fans will come together and rejoice like it is some kind of horrible backwoods religious experience….some kind of painful and horrible sacrifice that only does one very irrelevant thing..and that is bring attention to Chelsea Handler that she thinks she deserves…almost useless, especially since she’s old and done, but I’ll always stare at a titty, fake or not, old or not, alive or not, relevant or not…and I wouldn’t even consider myself a tit guy….I’m just a girls getting naked in some capacity guy….and this is naked in some capacity…right.

Here is her newest tit pic..

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2019

23

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel wearing her new Tropic of C 2020 bikini collection….Tropic of C is her own personal brand, because I guess selling bikinis for an evil empire that created her entire persona and celebrity, and has been really the only job she’s ever had, wasn’t enough for her, knowing she was getting old and that eventually they’d fire her…but instead probably invested in her Tropic of C bullshit…so she is still working with them….

I just wrote a lot of fucking nonsense…that took us on a fucking circle…to get us to no fucking conclusion…beyond Candice being an old hag of a model, trying to do her 30s building a brand off her 20s as a bikini model for the biggest panty/bikini company that financed epstein…enterprising but not nearly as hot as she was in her 20s…but kids and aging will do that to a whore…

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2019

23

Oct

Lily Easton Slutty of the Day

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Lily Easton is not Clint Easton’s daughter…

She is not from America….she is an internationally represented model….she has worked with brands such as GUESS….which means she likely had her titties fondled by the perv founder and owner and known pervert billionaire creeper who created the brand and who probably feels pretty good about himself for his success….coupled with the level or quality of pussy he’s had over the decades cuz girls, not all girls, but girls who really want to make it, who really want to find success, don’t think fucking for opportunity is a bad thing, and it’s not…but you’re better off cockteasing…it’s all feminism at its best…

Use that pussy on weak men…and make it work for you…I know plenty of girls fucking for far less…mainly heartache and feelings of inadequacy when dude doesn’t call them back…but strategic girls do things smarter..

I like her muppet-y big lip hot outfit look…

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Posted in:Lily Easton|SFW

2019

23

Oct

Top 5 Bush Shots of the Day

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We live in a bizarre and inconsistent world…where I got banned from Google Ads in 2004 or 2005 right before the window of opportunity of Google Ads paying websites stupid money, where sites with less traffic than this site posting Very similar content were literally making 100k a month, while I was making a few hundred dollars, since I could only run porn affiliate marketing campaigns, and no one pays for porn…

I’ve thought about suing Google for LOST wages, due to discrimination, for them labeling me porn, even though I only post celeb content….If they pay even a dollar a pageview retroactively…they owe me 100 million dollars…

All sites post the tits now…yet I’m still backed into the grey area smut corner…it’s crazy…

From Reddit, to Tumblr, to Youtube, to IG…to GFYCat, to GIPHY, to Facebook, to Google Images, to 9Gag, to pretty much every site….porn fucking everywhere….cuz it’s the internet….but those sites are at the right table, friends with the right people, maybe more Legit…you know I don’t have a WikiPedia page and barely exit…

Anyway, I’m not whining, I chose my destiny, to protest censorship, even though I don’t get credit for it…

And here are BUSH pics pulled directly from Instagram – images I’ve reported just to see if they delete them….and obviously….they don’t think it’s against terms…but on this site…it’s Porn..

Fuck off but luckily…I love bush and have forever….and I’ve consistently fought for Bush Rights…Save the Bush….fuck yes.

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2019

23

Oct

Tiffany Lopez Pussy Slip of the Day

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After much research I still have no idea who Tiffany Lopez is…

We can assume that she is Mario or George or Jennifer Lopez’s wife, daughter..cousin, who fucking knows…she really doesn’t exist..but she does get to go to slutty Halloween events with red carpets that the Paparazzi are at…an opportunity she doesn’t take for granted, and instead pulls out her pussy in a way to make it look like an accident, or less desperate, despite being desperate enough to show off her cunt, but that could be just what she does….I mean showing pussy is likely part of the picture or strategy or why she’s even invited to an event where she can show her pussy on such a stage…

But then again, she barely exists so who cares why the pussy is out, it’s just good to look at the pussy, when you’re like me and a fan of the pussy…

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2019

23

Oct

Romy Reiner Tits of the Day

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If you know me, and you don’t….but you can pretend you do, since you come here for the tits and may accidentally read some of the nonsense I write, despite not being a writer, or a comic…just an asshole….

But if you know me, then you know my favorite people, the ones I celebrate and praise, the ones who have the most interesting lives….are Celebrity kids.

I don’t know why I think they are the best breed or subculture or genre of person…

So here is a hot new celeb kid, Romy Reiner, who has awesome tits and posts bikini pics to her 4000 followers cuz she hasn’t gone viral yet…and that alone is hot.

You know, born rich and connected, respected solely based on her dad….who has done SO fucking much from being Meathead on All in the Family, to directing countless classic movies, and producing even more from Castlerock entertainment…then there’s her comedic legend grandfather, who I used to follow on Twitter and who I’ve read the biography of…Carl Reiner…like so much history in the sperm that made her….so that even if she’s an entitled cunt, it’s warranted and justified….

And the best thing in all this is that she’s not Penny Marshall’s kid….you know cuz she was Rob Reiner’s first wife and if you’ve seen Laverne and Shirley or really any Penny Marshall movies you’ll know her kid wouldn’t be looking hot like this…probably cuz Penny was 60 when this one was born….RIP Penny…Hello Romy.

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2019

23

Oct

Michelle Monaghan Wet Bikini of the Day

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I always confuse Michelle Monaghan as being the girl on LOST…but as it turns out she’s actually from the Mission Impossible movies, that I can say with confidence that I’ve never seen….I hate that kind of shit…and not even because of Tom Cruise and his creepy and intense smile…one of my favorite movies is COCKTAIL…

Point being, at 43, she knows to do slutty content, just not slutty enough…

If it’s not close up before and after turning 40 pussy slideshow…it don’t matter.