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2020

24

Jan

Rainey Qualley Nipples of the Day

Rainey Qualley Nipple Rings

Rainey Qualley is Andie Macdowell’s other kid who pretends she was raised in North Carolina t the foot of the great Smokies like she was Dolly up in a fucking cabin in the woods with her family of 12, but they likely always had the LA home, the NYC home and all the other homes that allowed her to get to LA to be a vapid rich kid hipster with a dream that will be fulfilled because she’s rich and connected so why the fuck wouldn’t it be.

This is some nipple titty shoot, all the kids to this kind of thing so it’s nothing outrageous or scandalous, but it’s always fun for old perverts like me to see nipples, keep de-sexualizing them and I’ll keep watching happily on the sidelines…

Celebrity kids are my favorite level of useless trying to be useful and legit. I can never get enough of it.

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2020

24

Jan

Madison Beer Suffocating her TIts of the Day

Madison Beer Suffocating her TIts

Someone call 911….a murder is happening here. That one tit is getting taken the fuck out, flattened angrily by it’s owner’s aggressive dress…we’re about to have an Ariel Winter situation up in here…where the tit get amputated thanks to body dysmorphia of the broken girl who has been a puppet for her parent’s dreams of stardom….leaving them broken, confused, unsure what real love is, since the only love they knew from their parents was conditional to their stardom, success and good behavior…where they were sexualized at young ages to older men who either watched their youtubes to boost their numbers or got them jobs…the whole thing so sick…this is her self harming protest…some people cut themselves, some people put elastic bands on their limbs in hope they fall off, this girl does it with tight dresses…

It’s a cry for help. Save her….

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2020

24

Jan

Maria Menounos Got her Tits Out in a Bikini of the Day

Maria Menounos is still out here self promoting herself, because why the fuck not, what else is she going to do with herself. She’s in her 40s, no longer on nightly TV talking about other people while deeply wanting to be those people, only to have been able to become some level of those people, thanks to the perversion of you!

So I guess this is her giving thanks for that?! Who knows. Bitch is in a Bikini with her Greek tits that I assume like Anal because the Greek invented it, because sex workers call Anal going Greek out….and that’s about the extent of the discussion….uninspired by Maria Menounos since I first saw Maria Menounos. She just doesn’t have any star power to me. I’ll post it because her happiness is important news.

Glad things worked out for you girl.

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2020

24

Jan

Zoey Deutch in Fishnet Punk Fetish Gear of the Day

Zoey Deutch is out here in fishnets and crop tops with safety pins in it, like some street Krusty punk of the 90s, emulating the 80s, who you met at some dive bar on their cheap beer night, only to find out that she was squatting in some building she invited you back to, where you discovered that she was on her period but you fucked her anyway, cuz when life gives you the gift of an unshowered street punk who wants to fuck you while she’s on her period, despite her living in a place with no running water, making your non-punk mind wonder about the level of bacteria that may now be on your dick because you don’t know how to practice self control…or turn down sex….

She’s 25, her mom was on Caroline in the City,

The best is that I just googled her and E! wrote “Back when she was an unknown actress looking for her big break”….like that’s anything near reality. She’s a child of an actor. There was no LOOKING for a big break or struggle you fucking idiots and your FAKE NEWS. FUCK off.

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2020

24

Jan

Lily Rosenthal is Somebody Feed Phil’s Slutty Daughter of the Day

Lily Rosenthal Slutty Somebody Feed Phil

I know what you’re thinking every time you watch SOMEBODY FEED PHIL’s netflix show, and that is “I wonder if he’s got a slutty daughter I can jerk off to” because you think that about everyone you see or meet, but also because you like to fantasize about how good Phil would be as a father in law, you know with that Everybody Loves Raymond money that he is STILL making, even though you always hated the show….it paid the fuck out…it was the 90s…these things happened….and when Phil won the lottery he debatably didn’t deserve with his show….she was cumming up inside whoever this one’s mom is…and now she’s old enough for you to come up inside whatever receptacle you have in your house while looking into her eyes cuz you’re romantic like that…its of those everything comes full circle things…circle of life things.


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2020

24

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Has a Titty Tattoo of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is now single, so the first thing she’s gotta do is start trying to convince her boyfriend who was too hot for her, but didn’t realize he was too hot for her, until he started making his own real money and make his own real moves and realized “shit this hag is a downer, I got my life to fucking live”….leaving her to deal with rejection, loneliness and the idea that she may not be as hot as she thought she was.

Luckily, like all women on social media, she has a direct line to the male feedback she needs and all it takes is tapping into her old ways of slutty nude selfies. She was almost a pioneer with it.

So as she figured a new titty tattoo was a good excuse to show tits, we get to see shes’ got more tit that we expected her to have, and the hairy little monkey that is Vanessa Hudgens lives another day…..

How hot is that skin discolorment patch that looks like a Hawaiian island…I know…so hot.

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2020

24

Jan

Maya Hawke is her Underwear in a Magazine of the Day

Maya Hawke, who is more interesting when she has her TITS OUT IN A MAGAZINE because she’s got tits, is on the self promotion tour, doing magazines like Madame Figaro where she talks about her struggles of getting her start in the entertainment industry. You know, cold calling and waiting in line at castings with thousands of other girls, while working a full time job at a restaurant to be able to afford her rent.

One of those struggles until she gets her break thanks to meeting the right person in her living in LA, and that person is actually two people, and they are her MOM AND DAD…..Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke.

Hollywood loves to be an incestuous, insular, keep it in the family kind of place and I’m actually fine with that. Acting requires no fucking skill, so might as well give these kids some sense of purpose, otherwise they’d just be rich and lazy, this way they can be rich and lazy but pretend they work. They need that. Society needs that.

I think giving acting work to people who train their entire life in their shitty hometowns, despite being poor, is a crazy concept even if they are hotter and better, they don’t the lifestyle man and thus are outsider trash and must remain that way, especially since they can just give the jobs to people they know.

If you don’t like it, make your own damn movie asshole.

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2020

24

Jan

Ariel Winter’s Hairy Face and Big Tits of the Day

Ariel Winter’s Hairy Face and Big Tits

Troll from Network Television Sitcom Child Stardom Titty Check…..

A day is not a day unless we stare at Ariel Winter’s tits she’s cut off at least once….because what the fuck else are we going to do with Ariel Winter…the rest of her is zero compelling, anti-depressant ridden, filled with trauma thanks to being sold by her family shit….

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2020

24

Jan

Julianne Hough Public Anal Orgasm of the Day

Julianne Hough in some Mormon GOOP weirdness, that may not be Mormon at all, but that involves her having evil spirits exercised out of her asshole, something that I am sure Ryan Seacrest taught her back when they were dating…ANAL ORGASMS TO CURE TRAUMA.

The victim of sexually abuse raised in a conservative household which I think turned her off the Mormon church and forced her to go out to become Hollywood on her Rumspringa had a full on orgasm in front of people with this weird GOOP demo.

Obviously Paltrow is behind this, and obviously she’s recruited other rich weirdos to follow her weird rich person lifestyles, especially when that person she recruited is some broken dancer chick like HOUGH, who I am sure was forced to have sex with her brother while they grew up as dance partners, before having sex with her at her own volition cuz she liked it. They’ve always been too close for comfort.

This is legit her having an orgasm by the way….the caption that was posted with it is:

” I aspire to such flexibility and mind body connection and hope to have similar orgasmic experience at Kinrgy. Love and light.)”

Health and Wellness and Mindfullness is Some Weirdness.

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2020

24

Jan

Too Fat to Get Out of Store and Other Videos of the Day

BACK TO THE FUTURE

Bat SOUP the Hottest Trend…It’s an Epidemic

Kiss Denied BRAWL

DRUNK DRIVER

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