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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley Straddling the Pool of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley doesn’t look like herself, but I guess that is what happens when you get your face jacked up enough with fillers, you end up looking like Sharon Osbourne, who actually looks better than ever despite being in her 70s, because this whole fucking BOTOX thing is weird.

Not as weird as the fact that Liz Hurley has her son shooting her bikini fetish porn for her fans, you know it’s always weird when a mother rubs her cunt on the side of the pool until she reaches orgasm, like one of those pillow humping fetish videos all over the internet, because you’re all a bunch of perverts into the female self discovery of an orgasm, only this female’s too old for orgasms and at that point where you gotta get weird to cum, like making eye contact with your son who you think is beautiful because he came out of you, and it’s so wrong to have him come back into you….making it all the more exciting.

There’s a reason incest porn is the number one thing people are into on the porn tube sites. You all want to fuck your family. So maybe Liz Hurley is just the creepy norm. Creepy Norm….should be the name of a character on the internet like they do with Karens, Beckys and Chads…

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2020

Jan

Ekaterina Zueva Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Ekaterina is some titty model at least that is what I assume she is because her titties are out, but upon further investigation I have learned that she’s also a blogger, because blogging transitioned from being some nerd who posts nerd shit like girls in slutty photos, to being people who post to social media with captions about their open and honest curated glimpse into their lives.

She is from Russia, which would explain her audience and the fake numbers, you see because instagram is fucking fake.

In 2015, she was cast in The Man from U.N.C.L.E in a small role, which is either pretty impressive, or a sign that instagram girls who get half naked are better suited to act that people who have gone to acting school and would die for a bit role in ANYTHING. Sucks to be them, they should go back to the drawing board and pull their damn tits out.

Her bio also says she’s a part time model, a full time Yogi and she lives in Bali…where she promotes Energy Drinks and in her part time modeling she’s managed to pull them titties out….because I guess when you only commit a few minutes of modeling a month because you don’t need to fuck with that now that you’ve made that money….you might as pull the tits out and that’s just what she’s doing.

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2020

Jan

Courtney Stodden Pussy Print of the Day

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Courtney Stodden’s rocking a pussy that looks like Homer Simpson’s mouth in this tight bathing suit bottom that she’s in to celebrate her recent divorce from the man who basically created her as the tabloid fodder and sex worker she always was, but that she really came into herself on an international level with the help of legit porn companies and the media.

These fat pussy lips so fat in their cameltoe glory that you’d almost mistake her for being a tranny with one of those pussy definition inserts in her bikini bottoms… A PRODUCT THAT GOT MY AMAZON AFFILIATE BANNED WHEN I TRIED PROMOTING IT LAST YEAR ….they decided I was a porn site when I was just promoting their weirdness.

The best thing about Stodden, despite seemingly having been in the media for over a decade and looking like a fucking trainwreck mom at the stripclub getting money for her crack addiction…is that she’s only 25….I have no idea how that is possible since she looks 45…I mean even Sharon Osborne at the Grammys looks better than this…but I guess that’s part of her charm….that and her fat pussy lips.

I’m a fan.

Here she is with her PUG

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2020

Jan

Bebe Rexha Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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The Grammys happened last night, so all the “it” and “try hards” in the music industry spent the weekend attending all the important industry events, and one of those Try Hards was Bebe Rexha, the Albanian who unlike the other Albanians (Rita Ora and Dua Lipa) who are taking over the music industry slowly because I guess Albanians like to sing and dance for money from white people, this one’s from America.

She presented an award with Shania Twain, Canada’s home and native son, and as it turns out Bebe Rexha was not nearly as fat as I thought she was. Maybe she’s on some weightloss kick, maybe she was never fat and I wrongfully pegged her as a fat chick with small tits. Anything is possible when you are as useless as me at reporting facts.

She is the girl that Pete Wentz built up to be some Emo rocker before becoming an accomplished song writer and now rocking her own budding pop career, taken seriously as an artist by those white people Albanians like to sing and dance for money from….and she’s out keeping her name in the press as it is part of her marketing using her tits. Cleavage…nature’s easiest marketing tool.

Are the tits good? I don’t know if they really have to be in order to be effective.

Here are her tits at the pre grammy party

Here are her tits behind mesh at the Grammy Awards

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2020

Jan

Cassie Scerbo Titty Shake of the Day

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Cassie Scerbo was a member of an all girl pop band called SLUMBER PARTY GIRLS which also happens to be the name of my memoir and all a series of Larry Flynt produced porn from the 80s.

She’s 29 now, so it’s been a while since she was exploited by Disney for their Slumber Party erotica they produced in part for the kids, or to monetize off kids who bought into it and in part to satisfy the fantasies of the execs. You know you gotta love your work to be inspired. You know what they say doing what you love means you never work a day in your life….

She’s also been in the Sharknado series, so you know she’s a series fucking actor and here she is grabbing her big jiggly tit for some Tom Green looking motherfucker which is some of her best work. Which isn’t saying much but it’s saying her tits can carry her performances.

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2020

Jan

Girl who Can Fit an Egg in her Mouth and Other Videos of the Day

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Truck Driver of the Year

School Kid Fucks Up…Causes Accident…

Wuhan in Lock Down

Woman Dragged by Tuk Tuk in Purse Theft

Shirtless Phone Thief

How Patients with Corona Virus are Being Transported

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So that Kobe thing’s a pretty big deal, isn’t it. Everyone everywhere telling their Kobe stories because it is a sad story, but it is interesting that he’s treated like a fallen hero when he settled a rape case out of court because the 19 year old he admitted to fucking was too scared to testify against him. I mean…Louis CK can’t jack off for two whores in his hotel room, but KOBE can go through the court system for rape and still be seen a god. Crazy.

I don’t care about sports, or about rapists, I am just saying you are all inconsistent.

I don’t give a fuck about Meghan Markle. I just wanted to put that out there because being in Canada, where they’ve moved, means it is really all over the media and you can escape the bitch. I guess we’ve made some real advancements in Sugar Babying where that the media has to treat them like they aren’t sugar babies, but rather people of importance.

Or maybe everyone is a fucking sugar baby, looking for that rich cock to get pregnant with before menopause, to divorce and get the monthly check.

So we’re all just so comfortable with Sugar Babies, that we overlook the sugar baby part of the story, which as far as I’m concerned is the whole story to say things like “I think Meghan is brave to remove herself from the situation for her mental health and for the quality of life for her kid”, because they are forgetting that she’s not removing herself of any situation, she’s trying to go back to Hollywood to live or do that whole actor thing she’s always wanted to do, and sort of did with that one show no one watched, but now, with all this PR, people like Ellen (who Markle considers a Kindred spirit) are fighting to interview her.

Before Royalty, people weren’t fighting to interview Markle because they didn’t even know she existed. Case number 34 from Deal or No Deal doesn’t get much attention and either should Markle, I mean before marrying and getting knocked up by the Prince.

Anyway, I don’t care about Markle, but I do appreciate the plight of the Sugar Baby, and this sugar babying is far funnier than when they end up with early investors in Facebook or whatever.

Here are some some morning links in the morning…

Kobe’s Helicopter Crash Footage
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News Reporter N-Bombs Kobe’s Helicopter Crash
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Bernadette Lukacsi Naked Vagina Shoot
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Woman in a Tube Top Dress – Burping
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Smoke Fills Plane
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Mariah Carey Doesn’t KNow what an Electricity Bill is
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Madison Flowers Rough Looking girl in a Topless Shoot
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Carnival Worker Shot in the Eye
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Exercise Band Vs NUTS
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Some Girl in Pantyhose Doing Yoga Poses
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Weird Fake Bodybuilders
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Crazy Guy at Alien Con
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2020

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Since we’re all going to die from the Corona Virus, I suggest going out and getting AIDS, or at least trying to get AIDS, but not the Gay or Tranny way, unless you’re into that, but if you’re into that, then you probably already have aids.

I figure it’s the weekend and thus the best time of the week to get AIDS, or at least try to and even if AIDS isn’t a death sentence, I’m sure it’s pretty annoying to have.

You can also go out and do opiates, you know why wait for some BAT SOUP caused virus to get you, when you can just risk it while having a chilled out time…

Or you can just sit and stare at the wall…waiting for that apocalypse you’ve heard of your whole life to finally give you a sense of purpose, or to kick in your survival extinct, or give you something fun to live out your last days like a movie…since live is so not like a movie…unless you watch sad videos of dudes jerking off for 90s minutes on your projector….

Humans need that mass reset of humanity to give us something to be excited about again….and again….and again…

Here are some stepLINKS…click them before you die. Do it for the tits.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Charlotte Lawrence’s Weird Slutty Dance
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Lauren Jauregui at an Event in her Pajamas
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Cara Delevingne Looks Old in a Sheer Top
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Arrest HALSEY – she Wished for the Collapse of One World Trade
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Wendy WIlliams Says She Didn’t Fart on TV because She’s a Burper
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Vanessa Hudgens is Trying to be Hot
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Jojo’s Got Big Tits
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Andie MacDowell’s Daughter has Great Nips
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Fiona Erdman Nipple Pokies
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Selena Gomez – Busty in a TUBE Dress
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Flight Attendant on Why You Shouldn’t Order Coffee
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Vegas Lyft Driver Won’t Drop off Passenger
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Coline Aulagnier Huge Tits
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Dakota Johnson Cametoe
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Teaching Kid to Drive – Hits Curb
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Tila Tequila Gone Nuts
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Naked Canadian Posing with Flower Wall
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Cheating Wife Served Divorce Papers
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Captain of Miami Police Calls Himself a Black Male
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Naked with 80s Rock Hair
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Chris Hemsworth Looking Like his Dog
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Gwyneth Paltrow Says She was on MUSHROOMS when she Got her Vagina Candle Idea – STOP PANDERING TO THIS LYING CUNT – ATTENTION SEEKING FLIP FLOPPER LIKE HER QUEER HUSBAND…
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Chinese Doctor Crying over Virus
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Teen Sizes Up Against Old Man – Gets Roughed Up by ANother GUy
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Tina Deli’s Rocking a Huge Bush
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GET ALL YOUR SMOKER NEEDS FILLED!
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Jojo’s Got Big Titties
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Emma Roberts Bikini
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Delilah Belle Hamlin at an Event
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Ashlee Simpson at an Event
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Camille Kostek Cleavage at an Event
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Gwen Stefani – Fuck Me Boots
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Kim Kardashian Skin Tight Pants
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Taylor Swift in a Tube Top
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Olivia Holt – Worth a Fuck
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Gymnast Aly Reisman Body in a Pant Suit
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Alison BRie – in a Sweater
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Madison Beer Choking Out a Tit
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Kendal Jenner – Crop Top
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Ariel Winter – Big Tit
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Dakota Johnson Ass in Leggings
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Rita Ora…
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From stepSMUT!!

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10 Slutty Things For Social Media Fame
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Reddit Amateur Naked
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Hates the Squirt Taste
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Big Titty Drop
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Spencer bliss Tits
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Upskirt Flash..
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Kay J Has Her Ass Out
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Slutty Girl Goes for the Ass
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Big Titty Abuse….
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Topless Shit
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18 Year Old Anal Virgin Goes for Broke
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Park Sex
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Black Girls….
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Crack Shit!
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New Gloves
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Asses….
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Damn Big Titty Drop
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2020

Jan

Selena Gomez Sucking it In of the Day

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A Tale of Selena Gomez Tits of the Day

Selena Gomez’s tits are pretty interesting, because they just miraculous got bigger over the last year. Maybe it’s her new Anti-Depressant she’s been raving about after a year or two of being in and out of rehab, because being a rich and entitled brat with everything she ever wanted is rough when you’ve also got a terminal disease, so you gotta power through it…..Maybe it’s the PILL you know it gets some girls bustier…or maybe its just implants because when you feel down and out on yourself you can always spend 5k on a new set of tits to think people will finally love you for you….even if they are just there for the silicon sacs you had put up inside you because you don’t fear dying…you’ve already got that Kidney Transplant and LUPUS, how bad could a leaking silicon sac really be….

Point being, Selena Gomez has titties now, and it’s brought a whole new layer to her annoying existence…a titty layer…the only layer the world needs and she’s already learning party tricks with her tits….life of the party tricks as far as I’m concerned. I mean if you get the tits, you might as well learn how to do stunts with the tits….like getting a brand new yoyo…but better!

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2020

Jan

Bella Thorne Wet Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne still out here with her tits out, because why not, what the fuck else is she supposed to do with her time.

It’s not like she got the fake tits to not showcase her tits, unless these are real tits, in which case, it’s not like she’s not going to show off her tits every chance she gets like nature intended for her….I mean it would be a waste if she didn’t sexualize herself like some basic instagram influencer or youtuber, that this idiot emulates despite being an actual working actress because she grew up in a fucking bubble, but had access to interet, where she watched the same people the other people of her generation watched and emulated, making them all the fucking same, with all the same dumb expressions, making her this weird hybrid influencer….who offsets the annoying with her tits, like most / all influencers.

Hard to hate her, except for the whole ginger thing, that’s easy to hate.

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