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2020

27

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Have any porn sites released some helicopter inspired porn as a tribute to Kobe, you know just a girl spinning on a dick like she’s the propeller…

The best Kobe joke I’ve heard was from one of my homies who said “It’s a national disaster because no one likes their Kobe overcooked” or something similar….I am bad at quotes, story telling, writing, so it’s as close as I get….solid.

I guess when you travel on a helicopter because you’re that rich and don’t believe in being inconvenienced by traffic, dying is a consequence of your impatience….how you feel about waiting in traffic like the rest of us now Kobe?

“Traffic got too bad, so I got a helicopter”…..smart strategy you rich fuck. How’s that traffic now Kobe-Copter?

I don’t even like basketball so today has been pretty exhausting on social media, good thing the tits and slutty photoshoots keep making their appearance. Girls gotta push their premium snapchat…premium snapchat doesn’t sleep cuz Kobe decides to die ya know…sluts, like cockroaches, outlive everything…weather all storms…all while being half naked.

Again, if you’re going to crash in Calabasas AIM for the Kardashian house.

Whenever a death happens in Calabasas that isn’t a Kardashian…I feel slighted…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nicole Scherzinger in Latex
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Rita Ora’s Awesome See Through
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Ugly Grammy Nominated Scottish Kid Mistaken of Seat Filler at Grammys
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LAPD is Mad at TMZ for Breaking the Kobe Story Before Families were Notified cuz TMZ is trash
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Miley Cyrus Did the Dolly Parton Challenge
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Cardi B – Huge Fake Titties
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Do You Think Demi Lovato Deserves Another Chance After the Heroin Overdose? Should Brands Banish Her or Pay Her?
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Alison Lozano’s Topless Shoot
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N-Bomb on Kobe Coverage
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TikTok Outlet Challenge is Going to Get People Killed
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Does this Egg Fit in your Mouth Prank
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Channing Tatum Defending his Ugly Jesse J
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Journey of Dude Who Lost Over 200 Pounds – You Can Do It Too
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Lottie Moss in a Bikini
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Noah Cyrus and Machine Gun Kelly FUCKING
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Tinashe in a See Through Top
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People Save Woman Trapped Under Car
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Taylor Swift Big Cleavage
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Rally Car Crashes
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Cara Delevinge in a Nipple Top
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Channign Tatum and Jessie J are Back Together
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UC Berkeley Student Spat in Logan Paul’s Face
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45 Pics of Babes at the Grammys
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Jack Nicholson on Kobe’s Death
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Bennadette Lukacsi’s Vagina!
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5 Year Old Ripping Slipknot on Drums – Scary
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GoPro Goes 0-100 KM/H
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Madison Beer – Right Tit Cleavage
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Becky G Got her Legs Out
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Penelope Cruz Got Old
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Lily Rose Depp in Boots
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J.Lo and A-Rod at the Horse Races
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Janet Jackson’s Right Tit Cleavage
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Bebe Rexha Big Cleavage
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Naomi Watts – Old
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Rainey Qualley – Skinny
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Michelle Pfeiffer – Still Hot
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Mila Kunis at an Event in Jeans
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Ambrosio in Leggings
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A Gallery of Hot Asses
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Nice Tits
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Elevator Booty Selfie Busted
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Nasty Porn Chick at the AVNs
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Natural Titties!
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Reddit Amateur Tied the Fuck Up
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Mia Malkiva Titties in the Pool
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Just an Orgasm
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Demin Mini Skirt
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Nice Upskirts
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When the Nude Model Gets Pregnant
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The Best of Public Fappers
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Big Titty Drop
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Hates the Taste of the Squirt
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Big Christmas Titty Drop
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The 2 Kinds of Girlfriends
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2020

27

Jan

Grammy Award Winning Tits of the Day

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Funny story. I watched the Grammy Awards last night. I NEVER watch the Grammy Awards. I didn’t live blog my Grammy Award coverage because since Twitter deleted my account, I feel no real point in doing that, I have 10 followers on twitter who don’t fucking care and I don’t expect live tweeting the Grammys to be my “Lewinsky” breaking story that makes me fucking matter. Maybe I don’t actually want to matter, but rather want to watch the Grammys in peace, to realize just how disconnected I am from the entertainment world, to sit in the scam that is mainstream success, to question Lizzo…or her a lyric that says “I’m not your side bitch” or something along those lines, obviously, she’s too big to be a side bitch, can’t fit in the the passenger seat, more a back seat bitch, cuz it’s got bench seating. She can bring her flute with her…..or to hate on Alicia Keys as she remembered when she was the fat bitch in the music industry, now she’s all like “I’m skinny fucks, bring more Lizzo”…or to hate on Chrissy Teigen for being a ugly opportunist cunt…while appreciating Tanya Tucker and Bonnie Raitt, because I like old Country…to seeing Bille Eilish’s rich LA 18 year old with a thug accent offset by her brother who lives in the same house as her not have that accent…because it’s all an act…like Demi Lovato’s acting sad to pull on your heart strings and to get your sympathy when she should be blacklisted for being an opiate addict….or Arianna Grande singing about all the stuff she buys herself in her album inspired by the loss of her boyfriend Mac Miller…nice tribute….and it was pretty shit, but filled “Kobe the Rapist” tributes because he died……….and I was glad…so glad Chapelle won and Ellen didn’t…which was my highlight….

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These are the tits…

Pia Mia was there, probably to give foot massages to the record execs while they watched the show..

Priyanka Chopra was there looking like a proud mother with her tits out next to her husband Nick Jonas

Here she is at the Pre Grammy Party

Rosalia came from Spain and sang some really boring song, shaking her ass in a white bodysuit..

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Sophie Turner with Joe Jonas, probably stoned

Tove Lo brought her tits out

Camila Cabello sang a song about her cuban dad

Here she is preforming

Grammy Awards Camila Cabello Yellow Dress

Disney Trained Demi Lovato pushed the tears out, I assume she just has to think of the heroin she’s going home to and that brings tears of joy, which she can pass off as tears of sadness while she sings a song written for her to sing at the Grammy Awards to repackage her as a wholesome bi polar bitch instead of a degenerate drug addict.

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Some Victoria’s Secret model Grace Elizabeth with the tits

Heidi Klum brought her new face

Madison Beer was at an after party with her tits out

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Nicole Scherzinger and her massive tits in a white dress

Naomi Campbell in a weird wig

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Pregnant Lana Del Ray and her cop boyfriend

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Dua Lipa in some white silk

Cardi B with her tits out because that’s what she’s paid to do

Avril Lavigne aka Lil Half Dead

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Alessandra Ambrosio was stoked to see Rosalia, what is with that ass??

Ariana Grande showed up in two different dresses but with the equal amount of spray tan rubbing off making her look like a leper

Bebe Rexha with the titty mesh, more of that here

Bilie Eilish is 18 now and won all the awards

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Gwen Stefani looking plastic

Jameela Jamil was invited even though she’s a judgmental bitch

Jojo with the wet look, fresh off the pole.

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Joy Villa Supporting TRUMP

Lizzo looking for the buffet

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2020

27

Jan

Kelly Gale Getting Wet of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Victoria’s Secret model and she’s getting wet in these bikini pics.

I want to assume that they are not photoshopped because they are not all that great, because I am drawn to the “not that great pics” because I assume they aren’t photoshopped like all other bikini pics of girls are now putting out there.

We’ve got social media LIES thanks to “facetune” so any influencer you see is filtered to shit, often times badly. Photoshopping themselves like real fucking assholes.

Then the whole catalog pic or editorial pics have also always been LIES…

It’s like what do girls even look like in bikinis anymore…we’ll never fucking know thanks to the LIES that are the internet but we can assume that none of the girls we know, or fucked, or want to fuck look quite like this…more reason to stare at her.

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2020

27

Jan

Rita Ora Big Tits in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Rita Ora is a big deal, at least when it comes to her breasts, that she’s taken a liking to showing off, because after all the years of trying to make it in the music industry, she’s not nearly as relevant as Billie Eilish….and she’s got a solid 10 years of hustle behind her…so why not fixate on the one competitive advantage she does have…since clearly her music sucks and that’s her tits…be braless, be proud of how big and wonderful they are, and let them be all the Grammy awards you fucking need, because the Grammy’s don’t matter, it’s all some propaganda to give some new stars some shine so that their teams that they all thank incesently can make the millions they feel they deserve since the general public are retards and buy into anything…

While tits, they are actually special, and real…at least in Rita Ora’s case…they aren’t some 17 year old rich kid from LA singing about heart ache like an actor because she’s 17 and doesn’t even know what heart ache is….

I am a fan of Rita Ora, he consistency, her hard work trying to be the next Rihanna that she never quite became but most importantly…of her tits…that I like to reduce her to, or in her case elevate her up to…cuz they are that good.

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2020

27

Jan

Lottie Moss Topless of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’s sister that looks nothing like Kate Moss but that doesn’t stop her from mooching off the last name to achieve all her dreams.

Plus, the world doesn’t really care about finding original talent or using hot and skinny chicks for modeling, which I guess works out nicely for Lottie Moss, because they just like that she’s affiliated to someone who was important or iconic or a legend in her own right like Kate Moss.

The good news is that she’s basically doing the influencer thing, so that means her tits are out, and she’s got tits, seeing as she’s not built like Kate Moss but more like an instagram filter or girl who may be fat but photoshops herself to look like a sex doll.

This pic (the top pic) is her talking about how taking a shit is good for the soul….the rest is her living that bikini thick girl from instagram life thanks to being Kate Moss’ sister and I figure use what you got to make the least amount of work for you while making you the most amount of money. Integrity is for suckers and no one notices integrity.

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2020

27

Jan

Olivia Wilde is a Bathtub Troll of the Day

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Olivia Wilde gets a lot of hype for being this super hot actress with a silly fake name that is supposed to reflect her relationship to Oscar Wilde, because her biological or maiden name is COCKBURN, a name that she didn’t want to run with professionally for obvious reasons.

I don’t dislike Olivia Wilde and for the most part I think she looks good, but this has got to be the worst picture I’ve ever seen of her and she is the one who released it to the world.

Is this the equivalent of a rape victim getting fat and dying her hair black after getting a series of shit tattoos to cover up her cutting scars – in efforts to not be appealing to the opposite sex so that rape doesn’t happen again? I don’t know.

I just know if you’re going to do the bathtub thing – don’t do it like that TikTok neckless video trend….

If you aren’t on the TikTok trends: Here’s a sample of what this Bath Time Selfie that could be so much more erotic seeing as she’s naked…looks like…

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2020

27

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Cook Underwater Bikini of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is the not very hot, because she doesn’t need to be hot, daughter of Christie Brinkely.

Christie Brinkley, who diluted her SI SWIMSUIT icon model body with the sperm of a very rich dudes over the course of her life, in order to set herself for life, because and thus set the kids up.

So the kids don’t need to be hot because they won’t need to use that hotness to survive, or to have that good life, you know whore out like their mom did, because they’ll start out rich.

That’s not to say Christie Brinkley was some poor, destitude girl when she got into Modeling, anyone who knows that Billy Joel Uptown Girl song knows it is about her. She was actually adopted by her mom’s second husband, who was named Don Brinkley and who lived in Malibu and Bel Air and Brentwood growing up.

He was the TV writer of The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (second time mentioning that IP today), The Fugitive and a bunch of other shit like Raw Hide….basically he was a rich TV writer.

But that doesn’t man his adopted daughter with all her adopted issues can’t be a whore who likes to fuck or breed with rich guys to maintain that lifestyle.

However, Peter Cook, Sailor’s dad along with being a successful architect, was also a male model, so maybe this was her attempt at creating something hot and I guess just missing the mark since underwater she looks alright.

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2020

27

Jan

Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

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Last week, I posted this:

Maria Menounos is still out here self promoting herself, because why the fuck not, what else is she going to do with herself. She’s in her 40s, no longer on nightly TV talking about other people while deeply wanting to be those people, only to have been able to become some level of those people, thanks to the perversion of you!

So I guess this is her giving thanks for that?! Who knows. Bitch is in a Bikini with her Greek tits that I assume like Anal because the Greek invented it, because sex workers call Anal going Greek out….and that’s about the extent of the discussion….uninspired by Maria Menounos since I first saw Maria Menounos. She just doesn’t have any star power to me. I’ll post it because her happiness is important news.

Glad things worked out for you girl.

To one picture of Menounos with her tits squeezed together in her blue bikini.

Apparently, there was more content around her tits squeezed together in a blue bikini and since she wasn’t working the CBS red carpet to the Grammys like she may have in the past, but instead some other asshole was, who I assume is the new John Tesh with a tan from Entertainment Tonight, I felt give some entertainment news show reporter tits of the past some shine….cuz they are good tits.

Plus she’s Greek and along with inventing Math, the Greeks invented anal, thus the Greeks are closest to what Anal is, she was born for anal, which I guess we could argue all people were born for anal, hence all the queers in society….and girls not getting pregnant…dude to having dudes they meet off tinder finish in their asses instead of their cunts…it’s mainstream that Anal thing. I guess what it comes down to is that I like to write the word anal.

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2020

27

Jan

Halsey’s Tits on SNL of the Day

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I don’t know what I dislike more, SNL or Halsey, but both are pretty fucking bad.

I know that SNL has this legacy and that it’s seen as this revolutionary show for comedy and that may be true, I mean the 70s were a different era. I think I only watched the show a few years when I was 14 or 15 and even thought it was shit…I just lived in the middle of no where, had no friends, and would be home on a Saturday night with nothing by network television to entertain me.

I know that the show has bred some serious fucking talent whether you like their comedy or not….from Adam Sandler who got fired from the show and who is now a billioaire, to Chris Rock to Will Ferrell, also a billionaire, to Dan Ackroyd also a billionaire thanks to Ghostbusters…to Bill Murray and all then all the modern assholes I find fucking terrible like Dancing Monkey Fallon, Tina Fey and Andy Samberg…it’s all just a pile of commercialized, safe, TV friendly, weak comedic garbage…

But then again…what do I know about comedy. I’ve never tried to be funny. I’ve never done stand-up. I’ve never written a comedic movie. I am just a critic on the outskirts of relevance. I say I’m a comedy snob, that laughing is a waste of time, that comedy besides a small handful of people is just lame. Some loser who practiced and memorized in front of the mirror to get that perfect 15 minute set. So my opinion doesn’t reflect the success or the zeigtgeist of what the people are actually into. I mean if it was, I wouldn’t live in a ghetto basement apartment with a fat wife cuz she pays the rent.

I still think I can say SNL sucks…

Then there’s Halsey, some liar who created some fake backstory of her drug riddled ghetto half black homeless youth, when really bitch was just some party girl who fucked a DJ that kept in contact with said DJ and did a vocal track on one of his massive songs, paving the way for her….but no one like to say “i sucked a DJ dick and he was nice to me in this MeToo era and wanted to keep the door open for future dick sucking, so I sent him a vocal track I did and he made it a hit”….

I find her barely hot, barely interesting, barely slutty enough….whether in lingerie showing off her new fake tits, or a bikini….so these are two things I hate….coming together for media and popculture moments that shouldn’t fucking matter.

Here she is in a slutty short dress

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2020

27

Jan

Halley Berry Topless of the Day

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Give a bitch who was always kept at arm’s length from her fans to give the illusion of being some exclusive and high end person that is hard to reach, access to a social media account and a camera, and within a short period of time the slutty selfies or slutty photoshoots will start to happen.

Not only has Halle Berry sexualized herself in her movie roles, but also to get those movie roles, because it’s a highly competitive industry and the girls who get anywhere within that industry are the ones who are the most willing to put out or at least seduce the right guys into buying into what they are selling.

They are master sales people at least when it comes to selling themselves and often times when you’re a woman, selling yourself just means showing off your tits. Guys are that easy to win over.

So now that she’s got her own direct line to the fans, and she knows that on a personal level she feels old and washed up and on a timeline that this being hot thing may come to an end sooner than later, who the fuck cares about putting herself out there, if anything she gets off to it.

So instead of being limited to movie role nudity and magazine editorial to promote those movies, she’s realized that tits get hits and that tits is what she’s got and gonna use.

It’s like when you see a slutty instagram girl try to go “fashion” to get higher payouts, you see that struggle of 50,000 likes on a butthole beach pic, compared to 3000 likes on her “OUTFIT” shot….the natural instinct is “post more of those butthole pics despite the plan of being a fashion person”.

This is the internet and with any technology, the slutty content gets the most action cuz we’re all fucking animals. So expected sure. Slow to the gate due to her handlers sure. But bringing it now…titties out.

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