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2020

10

Jan

Barbara Palvin Boring Underwear Catalog Shoot of the Day

My one complaint about these catalog pics, no pussy.

It’s like if you’re going to wear panties, pull them up inside you like they are a vibrator you can’t afford but simulate by gripping them and gyrating….you know a little MY PUSSY IS HUNGRY LET ME EAT THESE…or AT LEAST….show some pussy definition…instead…smoothed out, lit and photoshopped. Fuck that.

Even when wearing those high waisted big girl cotton and comfortable panties, I expect to see more meat and potatoes. If you know what I mean……..I’m just spitting it off…you know a little riffing…you know…blogging is my soundcloud mumble rap.

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Posted in:Barbara Palvin

2020

10

Jan

Madison Beer Tight Leggings of the Day

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Madison Beer may be some trash that crawled out of the gutter of YOUTUBE with millions of views from pervert old men who use YOUTUBE for it is intended purpose….to creep on girls…by making it a place the seemingly seems safe for girls to upload content….and that is encouraged by their parents…because they want to be Biebers too.

Using those views she got that record deal, so that she can now call the paparazzi anytimes she’s feeling cute to either show off her tits, or show off her round ass in leggings, because the paparazzi are so desperate, they show up everywhere they are told…just trying to make a dollar in this internet generation of all their pics get posted to social media in 3 minutes of taking them by Madison Beer or whoever fans around the world….impossible to control…

As it turns out, asses in leggings are wonderful.

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2020

10

Jan

Naked Models for a Boring Calendar of the Day

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This is some BORING fucking content….

Not to mention, V Magazine is the fucking devil. It is some scammy bullshit that people just assume is relevant because models do shoots with them, it’s all an inside job, clickbait bullshit likely owned by Victoria’s Secret or the Kardashians or some other scenester shit in NYC…because look who they used for their bullshit Calendar no one gives a fuck about….

I wrote about them last week when I posted the shitty GIGI pic, basically they did a male model search that I applied to be in, using the picture in the header of this site, because I’m a stud…..and I beat out all the queer topless male model dudes like looked like women….

I beat them by THOUSANDS of votes…I am sure I could find the link….hold up… THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL POST CIRCA 2011 …

Needless to say, I won, but they didn’t acknowledge it…..so fuck them motherfuckers and the garbage model sluts they used in 2020….9 years after they broke my spirits down….

You can see Gigi Hadid’s shoot here

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Posted in:Half Naked Model|SFW

2020

10

Jan

Woman Knocked Out WTF?…and Other Videos of the Day

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Basejumper Gets Caught on a Balcony

Man on Phone Falls in FIsh Tank…

Customer Blasts Armed Robber

Flash Flood

Ukrainian AIr Getting Shot Down

Man Breaks Into Taco Bell

Posted in:stepNEWS

2020

10

Jan

Miley Cyrus Hard Nips of the Day

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Miley Cyrus nips are circulating the internet like she’s never shown her tits before, because I guess she took a break from showing her tits to get married, but now that she’s divorced, the nips are back….and the wholesome fake country girl, you gotta remember she’s an LA rich Disney kid first, meaning she can act her way through “HICK”….to connect to that audience knows exactly what she’s doing. Too much money is on the line for her to not know what she’s doing. All calculating, hostess twinkie, middle of the road, basic shit…but braless in a wifebeater and the way it reminds me of 90s punk shows I’d drink too much piss beer at…works for me.

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2020

10

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Public sexting like tourettes…I don’t really use reddit, even though I’ve been told it is the homepage of the internet and even though I know other sites have gone viral thanks to reddit marketing…I just can’t be bothered….but there is a GONEWILD channel on there where girls, usually instagram whores pushing their memebership sites and premium snapchats post clickbait pics of themselves, their nudes they would normally send out to random dudes they are sexting, but instead looking for a bigger audience. I like a site everyday in the stepLINKS with “Reddit Amateur of the Day” and I’ve done a bunch of Reddit Amateurs on stepSMUT, so it’s not like anything new….

What is new, is that I’ve looked at the comments these dudes jerking off to these girls wite…like their own version of badly written 50 shades of grey, while knowing they likely never fuck or if they do it’s with fat chicks they find on reddit who like their public sexting…and as it turns out there’s nothing more INCEL than dudes sexting publicly on reddit even if they post pics of their dicks in girls proving they aren’t incels…cuz incels is a state of fucking mind bro…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning

Man High On Meth Fights off 15 Cops While Masturbating
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Dog The Bounty Hunter’s Daugther Doesn’t Like his New Girl if you Can Call That A Girl…
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How Did Roman’s Go to the Bathroom
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Hornest Nest Fail
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Brie Larson is Overrated Shit and She Brought her Tits to TV
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They Say the Ukrainian Plane Crash was Actually Blown Up by Iran Missiles. I Can’t Tell from this Video. But Terrifying.
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Dr Phil’s Weird Home
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Huge TItty Drop
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Canada is Paying for The Megan and Harry’s Security Detail – Cuz Her BFF is a Whore Who Used to Rip Lines and Suck Cock at a Club in Montreal called Cafeteria – TRUE STORY.
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American Horror Story Actor Dead at 27
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may not be an INFINITILLIONAIRE….but I do have a podcast in the era of everyone having a podcast which is far more impressive than being an INFINITILLIONAIRE…

I actually don’t have a podcast and avoided having a podcast for the last 7 or 8 years that podcasts have been a thing. I’ve always hated the word podcast…and as someone who has always listened to talk radio….it offends me that they’d rebrand it…not that it’s talk radio but rather people recording themselves talk because they think they are JUST that interesting, which is fucking crazy to me…all these people thinking they are interesting enough to carry a show…that’s a lot of fucking egos out there…I think that may be why I don’t leave my house and why I only use social media for titty pics…the whole idea of using social media for information from idiots who think they have something to say is a terrifying one…but not as terrifying as taking a commercial flight out of Iran…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bella Thorne’s Nipple in the Club
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Zoe Kravitz Pretty Nude in a Magazine
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Movie Theatre Popcorn VS Homemade Popcorn
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Jillian Michaels Gets Dragged for Calling Lizzo Out for Diabetes – Because People Don’t Like to Believe in Science but Rather in Being Told It’s Ok to be Obese
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Tesla VS Chev Tug of War
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Pet Crab Eats Chips
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Gang Caught Red Handed
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Charlotte Lawrence’s Nipple and Ass…
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Celebs Uncomfortable in an Interview
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Dua Lipa’s Bikini Ass
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Miley Cyrus No Bra Nipple
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Hollywood – More Like Hypocrisywood – LOL – Dumbest Name of a Video Ever
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Ashley Graham Pregnancy Bikini Shoot
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Elsa Hosk in See Through Slutty Outfit
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Christie Brinkley in a Bikini Wants to Know if She Should Grey
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Thirty Something Is Coming Back with Original Cast Who ARe Now 80
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Tim Allen is a SNITCH BITCH –
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Octomom’s Kids Today
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Vivica A Fox Big Tits
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Anna Savich is Hot and Naked Ukraine Model
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Nicki Minaj Wax Figure is Slutty – You’d Fuck It…
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Rita Ora Got Abs
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How an Indie Game Developer Spends His Day
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Trash Brie Larson Hosting Kimmel
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Fucking their Car
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Ilary Blasi in a Bikini on the Beach…She’s an Italian Show Girl
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From the Forum

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Ariel Winter – Fat Ass in Leggings
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Selena Gomez Trying to Look Good in a Photoshoot
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Salma Hayek Doing the Rounds at Another Event
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Lupita Big Hair
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Cindy Crawford – Old Lady Bikini
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Joey King Tight Dress
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Zellweger Tight Dress Broken Face
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Ariel Winter – Slutty Secretary Outfit
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Madison Beer in Period Jogging Outfit
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Meg Donnelly Hot Outfit
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Uma Thurman Man Hands
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Gal Gadot Not Hot
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Rachel Brosnahan Big Cleavage
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Emily Osment Big Cleavage
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Jennifer Coolidge – Who I guess is Stiffler’s Mom
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Charlotte McKinney Skinny ASs in Leggigns
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Constance Wu – ASIAN
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Julianne Hough Leaving Gym in Leggigns
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Sarah Hyland FUcked Face
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Heart Shape Pubes Fucked in her Car
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Hot Tan Lines
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Hot Amateur Slut
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Black Booty Beach Twerk
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Bad GLory Hole Etiquette….
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Miss Big Booty
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Big Tits Caught with a Vibe
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Hot Girl in White Panties on ALl Fours
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15 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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College Girl Takes It…
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Oiled Up Slut
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NO HUMAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS….
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Hot Drunk Girls Naked
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

09

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Nipples in the Club of the Day

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I don’t know when this is from, but tagged pictures of Bella Throne on instagram that I accidentally clicked on showed me some weird fucking monster saucer nips that remind me of a full moon like bitch is some kind of witch and not the sewer rat we thought she was.

If you know what I mean.

I had no choice but to post it, I am a slave to nip slips. They happen so rarely when they do happen they aren’t what they used to be, but the are still a fucking nipple…or in this case a small animal, I can’t quite tell….they are large.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne

2020

09

Jan

Noah Cyrus Troll Twerk of the Day

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Noah Cyrus had a birthday. No one cared except maybe a bunch of latch-ons trying to get to Miley. Story of her life I am sure.

Since it was her birthday and she is a rich and entitled bratty pile of dog shit, at least she looks like a dog shit, no offense DOG SHIT….she decided to twerk and show us her panties because she’s all living in the shadow of her sister and always will, she’ll never amount to what her sister amounted to and everyone will just feel sorry for her knowing that she knows how inadequate she is….

So here’s those panties.

And here she is with Machine Gun Kelly being edgy…you know cuz he’s edgy….

Posted in:noah cyrus

2020

09

Jan

Elsa Hosk is still so hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk, created by the good perverts at Victoria’s Secret, who can call herself an ANGEL, which is still a big part of the brand’s marketing. She is basically a “celebrity” model and rich thanks to the evil sweatshop owning brand that financed Epstein according to many reports and she deserves it because she looks like this.

She was brought on as Candice Swanepoel’s replacement, who I call Candice-SWINE-POO-WHO? after staring long enough at Elsa Hosk who is just substantially better. It must be funny being a hot celebrated model like Candice, who likely had an ego, realizing there’s better out there and she can’t even use the “well she’s younger” excuse cuz they are the same age. HILARIOUS. Model Drama (that I just invented in my head).

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW