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2019

06

Dec

Ashley Benson Nude of the Day

I have nothing to say about lebsian with Cara Delevingne in this strategic nude shot now that she’s lost her weight via lesbian sex, and having a lesbian partner who pretends to be a model, and thus needs to be skinny, through fitness, diet, drugs, and gut flora enhanced by pussy bacteria…you know if you eat the shit of a skinny person, their shit bacteria will reprogram your digestion and could be a weight loss tactic, which should be your pickup line at any bar or party this Holiday season…spot a skinny girl, name off all your obesity related ailments, explain the research on shit bacteria, then ask for health, wellness and weighloss from them….via eating their shit…however you can….it will go over well..>TRUST ME <...I mean just look at Ashley Benson, the fat bitch already posing nude, it's only been a year since she started going down on Cara Delevingne...the results are remarkable...right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2019

06

Dec

Jessica Alba Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Look an old Jessica Alba and her mom body doing fitness…for her fans to jerk off to while she can pretend to be an influencer influencing the middle aged women who remember who she is and who buy her “Honest” products despite them being dishonest on how to do some work outs…when really it’s just her giving her loyal dude fans who you know are out there – some activewear ass to jack off to….and clearly she knows they’ll jack off to anything from any angle cuz it’s like she’s not even trying to hide her GUNT.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2019

06

Dec

Josephine Skriver Bra and Panties of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the hot VICTORIA’S SECRET MODEL who was created in some EPSTEIN or VICTORIA’S SECRET laboratory…literally in test tubes 25 years ago when the technology was new….designer babies…and because the program was funded by VS, it was only natural that she commit to the brand, promote the brand, they basically own her and are the reason she’s here, so it’s not like she has a choice, I mean you see what they did to Epstein…right…

That said…VICTORIA’s SECRET isn’t hot, that shit is dying fast, I’ve been callign them out for being boring and dated and not progressive, which doesn’t mean “BOOK FAT TRANS WITH RETARDATIONS TO SEEM INCLUSIVE”…it just means to be interesting…and they weren’t…so as they struggle like the bloated dinosaur they are…they still bring the same boring catalog pics…that I’ve always hate but that you like…it’s a hot model half naked…how could it be bad?….but clearly it can be boring….MAYBE THE ANSWER is more SPREAD asshole….

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2019

06

Dec

Dove Cameron White Top of the Day

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Dove Cameron is some 23 year old singer and actress from some Disney shit, so you know she knows how to fuck.

She’s got enough hype around her, at least with the pervert dudes looking for young sluts to jerk off to…because she’s a young slut to jerk off to…even at 23 and not quite young enough for your pervert needs…23 is almost old to the perverts….and everyone knows, but no one knows as well as she does, that at 23….it’s about to be downhill from here…

Her story is an interesting…born to James Cameron on the set of AVATAR….or was it Cameron Diaz? Who fucking knows….or maybe her actual story is that Chloe Celeste Hosterman at 14 years old, had a family that saw dollar signs in their hot daughter, they couldn’t believe they created such a mint piece of ass, and moved to LA to sell her to those execs…window of opportunity shit..so they renamed Dove Olivia Cameron…because I guess Hosterman sounds like a dentist or accountant….and now she’s in VOGUE promoting nonsense cuz that’s what happens when you hit “RELEVANCE”…

She looks young and hot, but it’s not criminal…and that’s what counts.

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Posted in:Dove Cameron|SFW

2019

06

Dec

Throwback Cindy Crawford Nude of the Day

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I have seen her in person…she was promoting some furniture shit and I happened to be walking by her hotel randomly at the same time as her…it was basically destiny or fate…and that is the story about how I am Kaia Gerber’s actual father….you know cuz there was no way she didn’t get pregnant when our eyes locked…

She’s old as shit now, but these are some old as shit pics of her, you know to look at her tits on those days that her slutty daughter isn’t out there being slutty….

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2019

06

Dec

Daphne Groeneveld Bikini of the Day

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I rememeber when Daphne Groeneveld first started getting attention when she was barely 18….she had already been in the model industry for 4-5 years at the time…meaning at 15 when she was just a tween in her native land of the Netherlands…some fucking creeps were like “she’s tall enough, strip her down, put her in some overpriced garbage no one needs, and make all of us a lot of money”….

It was not legal for you to take pictures of under 18 year olds posed they way she was often posted, but it was ok for fashion to do it….no one got arrested…if anything…people just got rich….

She is in a bikini at 25 years old, I figure I’ll post it for old times, even though I don’t think she’s done all that much in the last 7 years….because bikini pics are enough to old fucks like me….

Check out all them coconuts.

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|SFW

2019

06

Dec

Rebecca Bagnol Titty Model of the Day

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Rebecca Bagnol is a big titty model from France, who in being from France has no issue showing off her tits, it’s a cultural sex positive country, and she’s just doing the French thing…

I like to assume these girls get naked for attention, in efforts to build up their profiles and become famous for their naked, like Em Rat Cow….but this Bagnol chick, like myself, barely posts on instagram, removing any real PROOF that she’s a thirsty trying to get famous on instagram – instagram model.

She has 90k followers, but has only posted 4 times this year, or ever…taking that right of calling her a thirsty whore for instagram…and I’d hate her for it, but don’t actually care, cuz I think big tits need to be celebrated and these are some big tits, so celebrate it…

Anyway, here’s to keeping things seemingly exclusive…

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2019

06

Dec

Chantel Jeffries Bikini of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is a degenerate hooker who started her career by sucking NBA dick in Miami, here she is back in Miami with her tits and ass out in a bikini.

I would say that it is interesting how these instagram whores redesign their faces through face injections so that when they run their faces through their Facetune (photoshop for instagram whore) app, they have the foundation of what is needed for a facial rebuild so that they capture and create the above picture….when they actually look like the below picture…

It is artistry really, which makes sense since they are at ART BASEL, not to mention, they make a ridiculous living off this shit, they get LEGIT rich off this shit, so why wouldn’t they invest in making their fake life look better.

But it’s not interesting at all, it’s actually lame, pathetic, gross, and all that is wrong with our society…let girls be naturally hot again….

I remember noticing a fat chick in paparazzi pics with her bikini bottoms pulled up above her neck, you know basically as jacked up as humanly possible, above their hips and belly button and I wondered why, until seeing her instagram pic where she shrunk herself about 45 lbs and needed the bathing suit like that, so when she shrunk the whole thing it’d look legit….so this idiot is walking around with a bikini up to her neck, oblivious to people watching how dumb she looks…all for an instagram pic….cuz instagram is where she makes the money and that’s just silly…like this muppet basically doing the same thing…only at least she’s skinny.

Remember her bikini the other day?

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Posted in:Chantel Jeffries|SFW

2019

06

Dec

Gas Company Guy Fucking his Wife and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk man tasered

Dude WHo Shit Himself

Attention Walmart Shoppers…

Lighting the Patrol Car Up!

Box Jump Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since it is Friday and we can assume any of you assholes with families or kids are going to be Christmas traditions, so here’s a shout out to all the drunken pervert mall Santas who are getting yelled at by progressive parents who get mad at him for assuming their kid’s gender and pronouns….

Tis the fucking season for annoying parents to be annoying in holiday themed settings….only to document it like they are some kind of magazine for their own social media feed…with captions and commentary from their heart giving all the other people out there some life advice no one asked for…based on their personal experiences no one cares about…all filtered, posed, and staged…..and no, I won’t join your group or seminar at the local hipster coffee shop on influencer marketing, you have 1000 fans….however I will jerk off to your vacation pics.

Tis the season to ignore the news of Naval Base shootings, but instead to look at tits.

Here are some morning links..

Leo DiCaprio Parties Til 6 AM with Kendall Jenner
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Saving a Suicide
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The Girl who Thinks TWO COCKS is TWO COOKS
CLICK HERE

Jamie Foxx Beefing Oliver Stone
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Huge Tits Power Lifting for Crossfit
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Hot Mom Mad at the CART NARC
CLICK HERE

Police Chase – THROWBACK
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Scar Jo Black Widow TRailer
CLICK HERE

Plow Ruins Day
CLICK HERE

Slutty Ambrosio
CLICK HERE

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