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2019

05

Dec

Gigi Hadid in a Topless Photoshoot of the Day

If you can look past the Gigi Hadid tits I assume you like cuz they are tits, you will see that Gigi Hadid is in a dumb wing….that really frames her face in a way that allows you to see the despite the face injections…looks pretty fucking dopey.

It’s one of those “is that Mohammed Hadid” trying to bankrupt his business so that he doesn’t have to pay for the house he built without permits in hopes of impressing all the LA sugar babies who think they are aspiring models…and feel like fucking some 70 year old dude who has daughters in the fashion industry will be that step closer to legitimacy…when really it is just one step closer to a new strain of herpes….

I guess it is safe to say that his best investment was in his daughters getting famous, because the pussy it has secured him has been an endless stream, otherwise he’d just be a creepy rich guy but now he’s the dad to young stars that trolled their way into stardom…

It’s all fucking lies….but you’ll like her hand bra or is this an arm bra…you always like the hand bras…or is this an arm bra…

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2019

05

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Bra and Panties of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin prison tats remind that she’s got basically zero Kim Bassinger genes….it must be a donor egg cuz all I see is Alec Baldwin in lingerie, cross dressing like some kind of tranny right, all big and monstrous….or maybe it is a Jamie Lee Curtis situation where Ireland was born with female reproductive organs and a dick….and they decided to raise her a girl…because there is nothing feminine about her…

I just looked up Kim Bassinger pics and I guess I can see the resemblance now…just not in younger Kim Bassinger pics….so it is like she skipped the good parts of being Kim Bassinger and got the 67 year old Menopausal high testosterone Kim Bassinger…

EITHER WAY, I am not ancestry or 23 and me doing a DNA test…I love all celebrity children equally, and seeing them strip down is a good thing, even if it’s messy.

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2019

05

Dec

Kara Del Toro Nip Slip of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is some instagram idiot – who I guess gets brand deals because she’s been able to polarize herself as not being a slut – like the artists at Art Basel selling a 120k banana taped to the wall have polarized themselves as being artists and their only real artistry is trying to find the dumbest ways to trick people into buying into their ideas and believing it is art….

This is her selling product the right way, I wish the clerks at the grocery store followed her lead when giving out free samples…

It’s hot, sure, but ridiculous to think this is “high concept” or acceptable by her and by the brand and by ZUCKERBERG but the second I post it…it is porn.

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Posted in:Kara Del Toro|SFW

2019

05

Dec

Kendall Jenner Fake Lesbianism with Bella Hadid of the Day

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Kendall Jenner Fake Lesbianism with Bella Hadid is obviously some lame fucking clickbait for the paparazzi they called to make some money and get the two trolls in the media like they are used to…because when you’re a Kardashian or a Kardashian affiliate it is this easy.

I remember when girls used to do this at clubs, before it was a thing for girls to mount each other or make-out, and circles of dudes would surround them like it was some kind of dance off, we were all just so excited to see girls losing their mind and fucking sucking each other’s tits on the dance floor….

But now, in this era of everyone being a lesbian, it’s really just some lesbian cultural appropriation, and she should be CANCELLED but the Kardashians can never be cancelled…there are too many idiots paying attention…I guess ya’ll are bored.

Kendall Jenner Bella Hadid Lesbian Bikini

Here is Kendall scratching her pussy…hot body…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

and HERE is Bella Hadid in some topless shit

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|Kendall Jenner|SFW

2019

05

Dec

Bella Thorne TikThot Erotica of the Day

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Bella Thorne loves to perform on social media, so it is only natural that she would take it to TikTok, since it’s the most relevant place for young people trying to avoid the overly curated and fucking BORING instagram nonsense…

She’s a trained performer from Disney, so doing silly gags in video is easy…plus she’s a product of sexual assault and trauma so she sexualizes herself…which means her TikTok stunts are done half naked…and her body looks great, her tits are big, and it’s a great diversion from that weird bootleg sports mascot mask of a head she’s got…too MANY face injections…but all that is offset with the fake tits.

POINT BEING…she’s a natural vine star with her “comedy”, and by natural I mean she mooched her jokes off the vine stars when she jumped into instagram back when she was allowed to get on social media contractually and TikTok is the new Vine….a whole new place for Bella Thorne bikini smut.

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2019

05

Dec

Lotta Kaijarvi and Robin Holzken Fae Swimwear of the Day

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I got a Lotta (Kaijarvi) reason to be Robin (Holzken) these pics from the internet for this site…and that is cuz they are HOT..

You like what I did there, using the names of the models in a SENTENCE like some kind of wordsmith…I am old. This is how I meme.

The pics are a promotional campaign for a swimwear company called FAE and it’s pretty fucking hot…

It may be old, I don’t fucking care, girls in bikinis at the moment the images were taken is timeless, in 10 years, when both these models are dead, we can still jerk off to the bikini pics, like you do with bikini pics of your grandma you found in your dad’s box of things, it’s not your fault you didn’t know the bikini pic was of your grandma, but when you found out it was…that was pretty fucked.

Posted in:Lotta Kaijarvi|Robin Holzken

2019

05

Dec

On the first day of stepXMAS – Top 10 Girls Smoking with GEEKEY of the Day

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This the fucking season to not fuck, but to get fucked spending all your money on gifts for ungrateful people you hate…..

So like every Christmas, it is the first day of our STEPFATHER’s VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE….

I can’t think of a better way to start of my most favorite posts of the year, during my most favorite time of year than with our longtime partner GEEKEY ….

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PRODUCT…

Geekey is the ultimate multi-tool that fits on your keychain, it offers you all kind of tools from bottle opening for your drinking and driving needs, to screwdrivers, wrench, wire stripper and MOST IMPORTANTLY a pipe to smoke your weed out of when you don’t have time to roll a joint…IS THAT EVEN REAL…I know.

LOOK AT THE FEATURES….

Point being, it is a great gift for all your friends and family, throw it in the stocking as a stocking stuffer, I don’t care what you do with it, just buy yours now or buy 5 or buy 20 of them….you or your friends you are gifting won’t be mad about it.

Here are 10 girls smoking to CELEBRATE the best MULTI TOOL….it fits on your key chain and you can smoke out of it….genius…definitely… GET YOURS NOW

Cuz girls smoking is hot….and nothing says Christmas like girls smoking…right?

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GET YOUR GEEKEY – THE BEST MULTI-TOOL – NOW

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GET YOUR GEEKEY – THE BEST MULTI-TOOL – NOW

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GET YOUR GEEKEY – THE BEST MULTI-TOOL – NOW

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GET YOUR GEEKEY – THE BEST MULTI-TOOL – NOW

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GET YOUR GEEKEY – THE BEST MULTI-TOOL – NOW

Posted in:Featured Post|Holiday Gift Guide 2019

2019

05

Dec

Ariel Winter Leather Pants of the Day

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The question here is how much lube did Ariel Winter have to use to stuff her legs into this pair of leather pants….the other question is what does she smell like after a day in her leather pants…that whole unbreatheable fabric and rank bitch combination is the best….unless you have a weak stomach and aren’t like me…where the stinkier the better…you know so I know it’s real…

Vile pig in a blanket….and by blanket I mean leather pants was the alternate title…but I decided to go more simplistic since “and by ____________, I mean _________” jokes are the worst.

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2019

05

Dec

Full Pussy Bikini Wax Videos on Youtube for the Perverts of the Day

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YOUTUBE IS A PORN SITE!!!

I remember a time I used to try to get a job as a waxer at the local wax studio when waxing first became a thing…but they wouldn’t let me shadow…they actually banned me after my 10th time going in and called the cops on me…

I always felt waxing was the enemy of the state and I wanted to protest the BUSH killers because I like my pussy natural like a normal person should….but that doesn’t mean I can’t use women’s idiotic grooming rituals to my advantage to see their pussy….

I remember when youtube first happened, I would google bikini wax videos and they’d always get deleted quick…

But it is a new era, this is now “informational”…so there are countless videos getting countless views of waxing…because YOUTUBE is a fetish site, a porn site, designed for jerking off…evil corporation….scamming…

so here are some I found…

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