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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2019

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Nothing funnier than seeing a young girl who makes the plunge and decides that her Patreon or Only Fans account is the answer to making 25k-100k a month, get hip hop rich off that internet pervert money, all in exchange for posting up some porno shit she’s taking anyway and giving out to dudes for free. It’s easier than getting an actual job or developing an actual marketable skill….only to realize that her marketing efforts need some work…because the free porn she posted 90 days ago on those PORN SITES that they use to build their social media / subscription / membership biz only has 2000 views…like the hot 18 or 19 year old producing blowjob porn to drive people to buy her shit…only got 2000 views after 60 days…despite being hot…it’s a hilarious fail…she’s literally pussy out / sucking dick and gets no views….so good…

I used to get angry about other people’s success. I used to see people I know, people I know of, people getting hype and I’d think “Fuck that guy”. I always just assumed it was jealousy because I wasn’t hitting the same levels despite having this massive and life changing culturally relevant website that I updated daily…but I realized it couldn’t be that, because I didn’t care about success…but as I got older it wasn’t that I was jealous, which is the default assumption of my resentment, it was in fact that I just prefer watching people fail. It is way FUNNIER….

Here’s to failure, not success…life is funnier when you’re not a millionaire, hundred-millionaire or dot com billionaire…when you DON’T have everything an anything you want…it gives you a little more edge and sense of humor…plus any billionaire I’ve seen do a podcast or a youtube show is a fucking cunt…

So here are some links FOR CUNTS trying to make it and failing….not OF CUNTS trying to make it and failing.

Emilia Clark Says – She was Pressured to Get Naked by the TOXIC Masculine Game of Thrones Pervert Nerds…
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Fartgate is the Dumbest Shit…
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Taylor Swift News is So Fucking Boring…
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Creepy Movie Contacts….
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Miley Cyrus is Single Again
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Madison Beer’s Dress is a Win
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Cuba Gooding Jr’s Big Titty Girl in a Titty Shirt Gets mad…
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Soprano Singer Breaking the law
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Two Overbids on The Price is Right
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Industrial Shredder of Doom
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Bassist Playing ALong with Super Mario
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10 Crazy Weapons
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Moose Comes Out of Nowhere
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10 Things to get a Dude for Christmas
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2019

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wish I got as excited as girls at starbucks being reunited after no seeing each other for less than 24 hours…I always say I wouldn’t get that excited if my mother who I’ve been told died when I was a kid of AIDS, showed up outside my house but that could be because she was the worst….maybe I’d be more excited if she showed up in a Porsche with a check for a million dollars with my name on it…but still not as excited as college girls seeing each other at Starbucks after 12 hours apart…

I wish I got as excited as people seem to get when they see the mainstream media acknowledge that MEN can get their periods and MEN can give birth to babies…because there is no right or wrong way to be a man..and you can be a man with a vagina….what the fuck is going on here…the internet viral trolling stories becoming news…that isn’t news..but rather just large scale misinformation…

I wish I got as excited as people are about the MR ROGERS movie, because I guess growing up watching the creepiest man alive only to let that same creepy man talk to your kids through a TV..like he’s not an incel psychopath one puppet show away from a mass tragedy…..

Then I remember how excited I get when my dog takes a pee outside….it is a celebration every time….so I guess I’m still here, still living, not dead on the inside, maybe dying on the inside of impending disease but still alive…and still inspired, but only when my dog pees outside…

Woman Causes Accident, tries to leave Scnee, Causes ANother Accident
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10 Gifts for DUDES
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Vegan Baby Killers
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Two of the Most Overbid in Price is Right History
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Unfortunately Taylor Swift Can Perform Her Old Hits – Unfortunately…
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Streamer Mad at Men for Asking her For Coochie -annoying attempt at viral video
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Red Bull Pit Team is Fastest
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White House Press Secretary VS Mainstream Media
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Chilean Soprano Defying Chile Martial Law….with Song…
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Chilean Protestors Use Lasers
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Halsey May Be Pregnant with Evan Peter’s Baby…
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South American Military Obstacle Courses
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Girl Breaks Up with Boyfriend to Meet DaBaby..
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Failed Lock Installation
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Yay for Trans PPL
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Braless Zendaya
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Elsa Hosk See Through
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Gun Violence Speech Interrupted By by News of a Shooting…Sounds Like a Set Up
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6 x 6 Truck Can’t Get Up Hill
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Dog Delayed Reaction but Finally Recognizes Army Owner….Brought a Tear to My Dry Eye…
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School board Lets Trans Kids into Female Changing Rooms….I wish I was in High School Again…To Pretend I was Trans To Get into Female Changing Rooms…
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New Netflix Documentary on a Serial Killer Trailer
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Ja Rule is Off the Hook for Fyre Festival Lawsuit
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James Vanderbeek Bragging About his Wife’s Miscarriage
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Top 3 Jeopardy Winners Come Face to Face
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Terrible TV News
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10 Ton Military Vehicle.
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Madison Beer Legendary Slutty Dress
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Raw Uncut Vietnam Footage if You’re Interested
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The POPE Supports GAYS
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Jordyn Jones – CROP TOP
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Kate Beckinsale at an Event
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Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage in Overalls
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Liz Hurley in a Gown Looking like a Gameshow SLut
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Margot Robbie at an Event
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Karlie Kloss in a Purple Dress
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Molly Sims in a Purple Dress with her Tits Out
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Keri Russell at an Event
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Katie Holmes in a Tank Top for Mcdonalds.
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Tyra Banks Has her Tits Out in a BRa Top
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Sluts at the Revolve Awards
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From stepSMUT!!

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Some Random Tumblr Porn for Old Times – Since I havent’ Done One of These in a Long TIme
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White People Being Crazy and Weird…
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Naked Curvy Chicks
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Some Chick named Draya Michele in See Through Panties
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Big Tits Hanging Out of a Car
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Rita’s Little Tits
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Bolt On TIts Outdoors
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ALways Wash Your Hands
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29 People Having Shitty Days
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Rosie Skye Reddit Amateur
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Apparently this is a Hot Weather Girl getting Fucked
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Wedding Dress Nudity
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Nice Haircut on this Old Pussy
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CUMMED ON GIRLS
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Side of Road Fuck
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Surprising the HOTEL MAID
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QUitting Not an Option
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2019

Nov

Sofia Richie Tight Dress of the Day

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Sofia Richie, despite being associated with the shitty money grubbing / money making Kardashians, which in and of itself is disgusting for a person to want to do, especially if they are already rich, entitled, and on a Trust Fund from their dad Lionel who’s got enough hit songs to buy private jets….like she doesn’t really need to be friends or involved with the Kardashians and can do so much more with her position, but then I remember these people all grew up the same LA rich kid life, so they are all one in the same, the Kardashians are just more disgusting about it because they have all that hype around them 10 years after they first hit the scene…their staying power is fucking nuts…

Unfortunately, I get it, I get why she’d affiliate with the Kardashians, great marketing to allow her to do whatever ever it is she wants with her own money. It put her on the map, it’s allowed the RICHIE name to be cleansed or re-branded after that adopted inheritance thief found in the dumpster destroyed it, which I am sure Lionel is proud of…in a “My cum actually made this one, she’s not from the dumpster like the other one”….and ultimately…she’s pretty fucking hot…

This is her in a tight dress making all you Lionel Richie fetishists proud…

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2019

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Old Tits in GQ of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is bringing the commentary on the demographic of people who read magazines…because I don’t know anyone under 40 years old with any interest in seeing J.Lo and her 50 year old ass sexualizing herself thanks to plastic surgery, fitness routines for the rich, other witchcraft, nutritionists…because MENOPAUSE doesn’t smell as bad as it tastes but it sure fucking stinks…

Why is she grabbing at her tits like she’s starring in some low budget porno? Or maybe a fucking 90s infomercial for a phone sex company….we could have a really great time, if you called me, just call me, pick up the phone…you know cuz she was 35 back when that was on TV every night….

I don’t know about you, but J.Lo has DONE her time, she has MADE her money and despite having fans that want to watched her aged ass slowly curdle, and money is out there to be made, she doesn’t need to be hyped up…I think we treat her like an old bitch trying to be young cuz she’s got the money to do so…but acting like she’s hot, or amazing, or a symbol of hope for other aging bitches is just lame…

We get it, you’ve been fucking for 35 years….lots of cock…and Yes we’d all fuck her, she’s J.Lo…but do magazines for MEN need to be celebrating this nonsense..

Out with the old slut, in with the new sluts…and there are new sluts that deserve some shine….fuck J.Lo…like everyone else that has fucked J.lo in her quest to win….

Print is Dead…here’s the proof.

Men specific content is dead….here is the proof

J.Lo is old and desperate and gross….her is the proof

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2019

Nov

Naked Farmers of the Day

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There is some UK photographer who’s created a calendar of naked farmers, which you can buy here if you’d like.

I like to support original concepts like Naked Farmers…as long as they are women farmers…who are naked…I mean I support naked anything…

This is not an ad, more of a tip of my dick (which is also 98 percent of my dick) to nudity…and to the creative force behind convincing farmer chicks to get naked….

Luckily, we are in this era of people seeing value is growing their own food since the big box commercialized food industry is fucking corrupt, cancer causing, and destroying the planet…people going back to the land and getting their hands dirty to produce small batches of nutrient dense food…instead of going to the grocery store for it.

Whoever convinced us to buy things like Tomatos are fucking mental, you can grow that shit in your house for free and it will product more than enough tomatos. It was likely the same guy who got people to trade their gold in for paper back when they introduced money…it takes some real idiots to accept things that are now “Norm” but were never part of humanity…not that any of that matters…what matters is NAKED farmers.

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2019

Nov

Kate Hudson Photoshopped for Women’s Health of the Day

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Kate Hudson looking like a crackwhore who once offered me cheap head in a back alley, something always so hard to refuse…or maybe she looks more like an aborted fetus that crawled out of the Hollywood Memorial cemetery to establish a career on her mom’s back….if you know what I mean…just a garbage person…who should have been left in the garbage but instead replaced her mom as the ROMCON leading lady in some of the worst movies ever…

The worst thing about these magazines doing features on the trash celebrities who are only celebrities because their mom is Goldie Hawn, is that their marketing slugs, or tidbits, or bullshit quotes start circulating.

I prefer to focus on the clickbait, like riding a quad in panties at 45 years old, because I find that the only interesting thing going on here, you know drive it to the lowest common dude into chicks, even old chicks, on motorized vehicles that remind them of working the ranch, hunting, or back country hick adventures when disposing of the whore they killed body…

But her quotes are that she’s got struggles as a mother, you know balancing it with her bratty rich kid alcoholism and managing the maids / nannies she’s got on payroll….oh at that she “turns off her phone” to find balance…thanks for the fucking insight you cunt.

This is all just bullshit propaganda used to increase sales for her fitness line, despite not being fit, but being famous enough to speak to older women who buy activewear to wear to the grocery store like they are still 18.

I am not buying into this photoshopped mess of LIES….

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2019

Nov

Halsey Being White for a Magazine of the Day

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Halsey being white in some magazine…because when it is appropriate for her storyline she plays the “My dad is black” angle…there was a time this trash was pushing her “nappy” hair, despite being white as fuck, which offended all the white people, who assumed she didn’t have a black dad, and who demanded a Paternity test to prove that she was not just appropriating the black culture…

Halsey, who produces some of the shittiest new pop music out there, but who is making bank cuz people have no taste has other storylines I don’t believe, about being a 19 year old party kid on drugs who was homeless and who would do drugs to not fall asleep so that she doesn’t get raped…what a fucking joke….bitch was in the VIP room fucking DJs like so many girls before her…and the right team signed her up and made her happen…let’s not give her any fucking credit for being more than just a solid manipulator who someone figured they could make money off of…

I think this bitch is straight up trash, even now that she’s no longer poor trash and her and her fake tits aren’t even worth jerking off to…while EVERY girl is worth jerking off to…thanks to their vaginas…even fatties..

Anyway, here’s more propaganda.

Here she is being “pregnant” for the cameras..

And here she is flashing her pussy on stage..

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Posted in:Halsey|SFW

2019

Nov

Olivia Munn Erotic Handstand of the Day

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Olivia Munn is still out there and she is still TRASH….and that is all the effort I’ll put into this for your Attack of the Show fans who remember this cunt when she was manipulating you all with NERD culture and GAMING culture that she was able to leverage into at least one acting job that was obviously an uneventful acting job…cuz nothing she does is worth shit…it’s just the way of a bottom feeder with tits in the right scene…now in her 40s…

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2019

Nov

Jojo Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Jojo has realized that the public like her tits, so she has been consistently producing pictures around her tits, because tits get hits and JOJO having only one hit 15 years ago, needs all the hits she can get….

This is her second round of her trying this entertainment/ performer thing, after basically turning her back on the entertainment industry for a long fucking time….so this recent come back, that is probably working for her thanks to social media, involves having her tits out, and like Granny Always Said, you can’t rape the willing, but also, tits first is only way a girl should approach anything…if she wants to be taken seriously…

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2019

Nov

Maria Menounos Hard Nipples of the Day

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There was a time when Maria Menounos flashed her cunt on the beach by accident and the world got to see her pussy sticking its tongue out at us…but the joke was on us…that pussy was just for peeing and potentially making babies if she wasn’t too narcissistic and obsess with her career as the eye candy reporting celebrity news every night, but never quite becoming a legit celebrity in her own right, but still being jerked off to more than the average bottom of the barrel TV presenter / host….

Her real pussy is her anus. It’s a greek thing. They are just designed with assholes that have glands that secrete lubrication…unless that’s just from too much souvlaki poop….is what you are telling me that poop is her lube…fascinating stuff…which is a first for Maria Menounos since nothing about her, not even her hard nipples in shitty social media ad for a YOGA company are fascinating…

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