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2019

20

Nov

Megan Fox Lesbian Sex of the Day

I guess this is falling off….in a good way because Megan Fox of 10 years ago would never be in a sex scene. I think she made a point of NEVER being naked in movies as part of keeping her hype…but here she is playing with tits…

HILARIOUS….

The mom of 4 or 5 with David from 90210 who we thought was her captor who kept her in a cage when she confusingly traded in her career to breed….I guess she was a big 90210 fan….but at the time MEGAN FOX was so hyped or OVERHYPED depending on how hot you thought Megan Fox was and this bitch walked through Hollywood like she was the fucking shit…because I guess she felt like she was the shit with everyone praising her and telling her how great she was, cutting her fat pay checks only to fall off as fast as her placenta fell out of her for the first time….but when she was a the top…this kind of content would have NEVER happened…

I’ve always felt like se was a scam / scamming…with far too much positive reinforcement and too little actual merit in anything she did….I always felt she’d be better suited as some street level prostitute dressed like SUPERGIRL on Hollywood BLVD turning tricks to the right dads staying at the ROOSEVELT HOTEL, that was really where her “talents” would have really shined but instead we got JENNIFER’s BODY…or whatever movie it was that she was in….and now this weird dyke shit on some weird comeback tour…that is pretty funny unless you find Megan Fox hot at 40…and this is what you’ve been waiting for and not something hysterical….even though it is hysterical…luckily the world isn’t that black or white…and you can find something hot and hilarious or pathetic and embarrassing all at the same time…it’s actually how I’d describe all the sex I’ve ever had in my life…

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2019

20

Nov

Alison Brie Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Alison Brie-ORING….

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2019

20

Nov

Rita Ora Erotica of the Day

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Nothing hotter than Rita Ora in lingerie pics that remind me of a fat chick not trying to look fat in lingerie so she wears the full spandex shirt option but her belly just can’t be contained and hangs out over her panties like she’s pregnant…and maybe that’s because she is pregant…I mean at a certain point the abortion clinic recommends no more abortions cuz you’ll become infertile. That’s what happened to Jen Aniston I’ve heard….

The only interesting thing about Rita Ora besides her use of her tits, or how great her tits typically are when they aren’t losing their shine / glory to her gut….is that she has managed to pull off a scam, a lie, committed to her vision board of being a popstar and has gone from a low level bottom feeder, to a top line bottom feeder as she’s considered officially famous and not a familiar name cuz she’s fucking everywhere….so never give up…even when you should cuz you’re not that good…it will pay out in dividends like it is for Rita Ora…the always inspiring….never give up…big titty pile of shit no one gives a fuck about despite her likes and follows on social media…

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2019

20

Nov

Katharine McPhee Big Grandpa Fucking Tits of the Day

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I was just thinking about this cab driver named OSCAR who may or may not be dead by now, but about 20 years ago, when I was working as a stockboy at a pharmacy, where I realized I was basically a fucking zero, because hot girls would come in and ask for things like Laxatives, or Douches, or enemas…things they’d never ask a guy they’d be willing to fuck…because they’d be humiliated…but in the pharmacy I was just a fucking cog in the wheel…but anyway Oscar..the Turkish guy who used to tell me stories about not being allowed to jerk off in his religion, so him and his friends would fuck stray dogs, until one day, their friend got his dick stuck in a dog and they had to kill the dog to get him out…..it’s a story that stayed with me forever, maybe because I am a dog lover and thinking of actual dog “Lovers” makes me fucking sick….it traumatized me cuz I wasn’t exposed to the MUSLIM world at the time it was 20 years ago and we were more ignorant then….but today when looking at Katherine McPhee I think to myself…just how far people will go sexually to get what they want….those Turkish boys wanted to get off and they were willing to fuck and kill a dog for it…as a collective almost homosexual activity…while Katharine McPhee fucking rubs her labia reduced pussy I’ve seen pics of in her nude leak…on some 80 year old dick like she was Anna Nicole Smith…for the fucking money…or positioning in the music industry…either way she’s doing some SICK shit for her SICK intentions…but her tits are big…

It is a reminder that being the old rich connected guy like DAVID FOSTER…is the place you should want to be…because even he knows her letting him fuck her is sick, so every time he pops his viagra or uses his surgically implanted pump to penetrate this bitch…that she is lowering herself…being the sick young pervert pussy that she is…and that he owns…..like a dog you’d fuck in Turkey if you took the no masturbation clause in your religion way too seriously and felt you found the loophole…

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Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2019

20

Nov

Romee Strijd Shitting on All Women in her Bikini Pic of the Day

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Romee Strijd is another one of these girls the fat GEN-Z/Millennials, some with or without penis’ fucking hate….the kind of girl they see as the enemy because she’s making millions being a hot body for an evil underwear company that doesn’t use fat fucks with dicks in their campaigns LIKE they are supposed in this INCLUSIVE fucking era of ugly people are fucking annoying, lets ignore them like we always have, and keep the hot content coming cuz we can jerk off to hot content….

The viral meme I posted yesterday, on International Men’s Day, proclaiming that men can be pregnant and men can have their periods…so there is no right or wrong way to be a man..is the problem with society….live a life as a woman sure, trick some people sure, but you’re not a fucking man if you get your period…that defies basic science and panders to morons and perpetuates continued misinformation…..and the SAME goes for hot chicks…let them be hot chicks, let them work half naked for their money, fame, high profile relationships…they are hot and THAT is enough…THAT is all they need to be…so LEAVE them alone.

I am now the defender of hot pussy as the world tries to take down hot pussy….a HERO amongst a bunch of fat trans weirdos…

Posted in:Romee Strijd|SFW

2019

20

Nov

Sarah Hyland Tits in Paris of the Day

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Sarah Hyland fucking terrifies me…and I don’t know if it is because I know that she’s got an Autoimmune disease and my erection detects shitty genetics on some primal level…it’s telling me “don’t reproduce with that shit”….because it is literal shit….you know because my primal instinct doesn’t factor in the things that get Sara Hyland presented as being “hot” or “desirable”..like being famous, on a TV show, and RICH…

You know a person is far more appealing when they are taken out of their context…it allows you to really focus on how annoying everything they say is when they talk to their phone and how NOT fucking hot they are even when showing their tits….rather than getting blinded by the shine of the glitz and glam of celebrity.

Sarah Hyland and her multiple KIDNEY transplants cuz she’s so shit even her vital organs want out….is overrated, not hot, but you don’t care…you’re a fan boy weirdo and that’s ok…just keep it to your damn self.

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2019

20

Nov

Elsa Hosk Naked and Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is such a bitch…a woman hating bitch…working for the evil empire that all the millennials or GEN Z’s, I can’t tell them apart, are protesting for giving girls unrealistic body expectations, and are protesting because they think there is more than being built like a Victoria’s Secret model to being a hot, sexy woman…

Elsa Hosk is the fucking TARGET of all their hate, because they see her body as a threat to their existence and want to kill her off, even though all she’s doing is making money off being a woman, which the same people would argue is empowering.

THE WORLD IS SO CONFUSING…but one thing that isn’t confusing…is that I like celebrating the hot chicks who make the other chicks feel insecure and useless…that’s called LIFE assholes…there’s always someone richer, hotter, better, bigger dick or tighter pussied than you…and those people often win, at least more than you do…so fucking deal…or jerk off to them…like I do.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW|Uncategorized

2019

20

Nov

This is What Girls Do on Instagram of the Day

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I will not give this girl a name or link to her instagram because I am protesting the sluts of social media out there trying to make it with their slutty content…and it is really nothing against the sluts of social media or their slutty ways or their slutty content…because I am all for that…

I just hate the social media machine that basically controls the internet and steals all of the traffic by giving these narcissistic fucks a platform to grow out their audience that they can eventually monetize or at least that can connect them to rich dudes….is spinning their platform to being more than just a weird fetish site filled with smut…so as their stocks go up in this current financial boom … all well the underbelly, that isn’t even the underbelly of the site is full of illegal, porn, contraband shit….and as the platform they aren’t accountable…

I have reported all these pics and according to Facebook / instagram they aren’t against the terms and services – so I guess that means Instagram is an official porno site…without actual porn – but for some reason I get deleted anytime I post a pic of a clothed woman – to the point where I don’t upload my page because they just flag all my shit…while girls like this are putting GUESS flags up their shit and taking selfies of it for you to jack off to..great in concept but a reminder of the LIE the big media companies shove down our throats…Zuckerberg is the devil…or an alien…or just a sociopath LIAR…

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2019

20

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Racist in White Face of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the TITS from EUPHORIA, who has been packaged by her agents as the next big thing, which makes sense because her tits are huge…and thanks to EUPHORIA…the HBO perverted HIGH SCHOOL show for PEDOS that they assume is a representation of why HIGH SCHOOL really is…thanks to the insight of the writer and producer of the show…who is just another HOLLYWOOD entitled rich kid….his name is Sam Levinson, his dad is Barry Levinson who you may know from: Diner (1982); The Natural (1984); Good Morning, Vietnam (1987); Bugsy (1991); Wag the Dog (1997 and he won the Academy Award for Best Director for Rain Man….

The barrier of entry for young SAM and his PERVERTED show that FEATURES Sydney Sweeney must have been a hard one. If he’s like any Hollywood brats I know, he probably has a group of writers on payroll ghostwriting for him so he can take all the credit like the CUNT these people all are…

Anyway….the tits from EUPHORIA are filming in MONTREAL….I live in montreal…and when I saw this WHITE FACE IN A ROBE for the ROBE LIFE….I saw she posted the view from her HOTEL room, so I know what HOTEL she is in without even trying….SMART use of SOCIAL media…Sydney Sweeney….

She’s also in WHITE face, which for some reason never offense people as much as BLACK face…if anything, they don’t even notice it…but I guess since Sydney Sweeney is white, it’s the equivalent of a black guy going as a black person, since we live in a world where you can only DRESS up in costume as people within your own RACE….sounds reasonable / oppressive as fuck….you meddling assholes trying to control our FREEDOMS…

Posted in:SFW|Sydney Sweeney

2019

20

Nov