Mum Defending Her Son against her Bully…
Popeyes Employee Body Slams Customer
She is Not Ashamed of her Thighs but Should Be
Dude Lights Car on Fire Fail…
Tire Inflation Fail
The Mini Cheetahs…of Boston Robotics…
Naked Runner Waves at Sheriff
2019
11
Nov
2019
11
Nov
I like to think I run a comedy site, because it is all a joke to me, but then I realize that no one else realizes this is a comedy site, because it isn’t funny, which makes it an even bigger joke to me, the only problem with this strategy is that it is hard to buy private jets, let alone a case of beer, if the people who accidentally end up on this shite site (hi dad), don’t know it’s jokes…
I feel like a girl being seen by dudes as sex objects, I am more than just the celebrity tit I post, I am a person, with a soul and with hopes and dreams, and trials and tribulations, just like any other person…but not really…
I’m good with you just coming for the tits, I just need to figure out a way to get 1000 of you to send me 100 dollars a month, because I think that’s the budget I’d like to have for my useless misadventures from couch, to fridge, to couch, to fridge….
Here are some stepLINKS…Monday Morning…Veterans Day….RIP Grandpappy and all the others out there who fought for us, even if what they were fighting for was government corruption…LOL….CONSPIRACY THEORISTS do well on the youtube, maybe that’s my calling….
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS / HONOR OUR TROOPS / VETERANS ARE IMPORTANT.
Here are some morning links…
Dog Tries Stripping Bikini Girl
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Substitute Teacher Attacks Student!
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Madonna Being Sued for Late Show Starts
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Khloe Kardashian’s Butt is Fucking WEIRD
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Owen Wilson Hasn’t Seen his 1 Year Old Daughter…
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Sharon Stone Recreates Sharon Stone’s Memorable Leg Uncrossing Scene…
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Police Raid Fail
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The Most Depressing Catch a Predator
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Leah Remini Talks XENU
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Armed Robbery of an Armoured Car
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Curious Deer Sniffing Hunter…
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Jewel Thief Reviews Heist Movies
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2019
08
Nov
I am a modern day John Tesh up in here…but not too modern, otherwise I’d have a social media following…that is where it counts fuckers…those of us not on there are not even alive…..we don’t exist…but I already knew that. It’s a constant…
That doesn’t mean I can’t spend the weekend comparing myself to all those living better lives than me, to inspire me that life is better if I drink skinny tea, celery juice, and know the latest MEME…or staring at some girl spreading her ass for ZUCKERBERG or at least on his technology…to try to get dudes to sign up to her patreon…making more money in porn than actual pornstars and you don’t even need to stick dicks in you – unless you want to…
I’ve decided that my weekend will consist of watching The Bodyguard all weekend – yelling “CRACKWHORE” every time Whitney Houston says “I will always love you…
It’s like a drinking game, but more derogatory…and what I’ve realized is that it is more fun to make fun of dead celebs than live ones…cuz the dead ones may be able to hear me…you know cuz of GHOST SHIT…instead of just being ignored…like you are ghost shit…
Ok, Boomer…so there’s aew strain of AIDS…it could be the government’s protest of of PREP…you know the updated version of their BETA model of AIDS they ON BOARDED in the 80s…or it could just be someone who accidentally sat on the toilet after one of the Kardashians…maybe it was birthed Christian Genius Billionaire’s man pussy that John Legend used to call home… eating all that BUSH MEAT in Kim K’s panties…assume they fuck.
Ok, BOOMER….Let’s find shit to be offended by..shit we can cancel…shit…
Here are some stepLINKS….
Bikini Flip Fail – With a Bikini Ass
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Rabbit be Surrounded by Carrots….
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The Hero We All Need
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Ric Ocasek Cut Paulina Porizkova Out Of His Will, Saying She Abandoned Him
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Courtney Cox shares photo of herself and Matt Perry
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Rise and Fall of the Fastest Girl in AMerica
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Cat Saves a Baby….
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Elle Fanning – In a Slutty Dress…
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Actor Charles Levins body found partially eaten by vultures
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Quote of the Day
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Trista Mikail Hot in a Bikini…
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Kimberley Garner’s Great Ass in a Yellow Bikini
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Slutty Big Tits Piano Playing
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Katie Salmon Caught Topless in Ibiza!
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BH90210 Canceled by FOX After One Season – God….
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Least Erotic Pic of the Day
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T.I.’s daughter “likes” comments calling dad ‘possessive and controlling’
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Goldblum is on Team Woody Allen
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Story of the Week is TI checking his Daughter’s HYMEN
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Hidden Rooms in a Mansion
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OK BOOMER MEME STARTED HERE
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Reaction GIFs
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How Amazon Crushes Starups
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Cute Dog Begging for Food
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Celebrity Nudity in Movies…
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Candice Swanepoel Midriff..
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kristen Bell – Titty Cleavage
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Selena Gomez in Shorts Looking Weird Shaped
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I read A Headline that Avril Lavigne Hasn’t Changed in 20 years…These pics tell another story.
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Jennifer Aniston Cleavage….
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Rosie Huntington in a tIGHT DRESS…
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Selena Gomez Feather Boa
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Emeraude Toubia Cleavage…
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Julianne Hough and Other trash at NOBU in Bikini
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Olivia See Through Top
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Lindsey Vonn in a Weird Sheer Dress..
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Constance Wu – Back…
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Cara Santana Bikini…
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Natalie Martinez Knees…
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Evan Rachel Wood Cleavage…
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Eiza Gonzalez Leggings…
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Kendall Jenner Done Up in a Tight Dress Pretendign to Shop at Tiffany and Co for you Idiots
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Kim Kardashian is So Fucking Ugly – How People Think She’s Hot Confuses Me…
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Amber Heard is an UGLY fucing Monster
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Emma Robers and Lea Michele at some Event…
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Reese Witherspon in Tight Jeans Looking like a Mom…
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From stepSMUT!!
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Gold Medal Insertion Video
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Female Motorbike Rider – Loses Skirt – Keeps Riding in Thong –
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Squirting in the Car
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Barbara Palvin in Lingerie, ya’ll
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Hot Amateur Slit – LITERALLY A SLIT – from Reddit
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2 White Girls Sexually Assault Alien…
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Peeping Tom Interrupts Bailey Brooke’s Naked Outside Shower
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Oldest Tits Ever!!
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Big Titty Amateur Trying New Things..
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Oscar Goes To….
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Girl with Big Tits Showing Spread butthole..
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Gash Flash
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Big Tits…
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Squirt Squirt….
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Naked Ice Cream Fetish…
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19 Year Old NPC
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2019
08
Nov
It is Veterans Day on Monday, so let’s show some support for our troops….(I am not in the USA, we call it Remembrance Day, but we can still support troops)…
We partnered up with BOSTON HEMPIRE CLICK HERE
You may not know anything about BOSTON HEMPIRE because you don’t click the damn banners on the site…I SEE YOU MOOCH with your adblock software…
They are an awesome company selling HEMP buds you can smoke. So you can smoke your CBD like it was weed, without getting high, but while getting all the benefits of CBD…sounds fun.
I am a Daily CBD user and thus a fucking believer that it can help with pain, aches, stress, insomnia, anxiety, panic attacks and PTSD….something I am sure many surviving troops are dealing with…you can’t be exposed to that shit without having PTSD…
I was told by a big titty hard nippled nurse in the dog park, despite not having my dog with me, because I am that guy, that everyone has PTSD…we all have Trauma…and if you don’t believe me, read every millennials caption on her IG post…or every #metoo post…trauma over used maybe…but real..and not as overused as prescription pills..
I remember going to the clinic with dizzy spells, asthma attacks, heart attacks, or what I thought was heart attacks…on three or four different occasion…and I left with uppers and downers and all kinds of brain pills from doctors who didn’t know me…
So here are people blindly buying into this shit, when there are natural options..and I believe in CBD helping with all your mental health issues on veterans day…or everyday…
Remember, these people are heroes going out there putting their life on the fucking line for a cause they have little or no control over…with the idea that it is for the better of the country….and it is important to pay tribute to them because we don’t fucking do anything but sit on our asses, drinking and eating sugary fast foods, reaping the rewards of their bravery in fighting the good fight for us…
So Get your CBD BUD BUY NOW !
Posted in:Features
2019
08
Nov
2019
08
Nov
Apparently Cindy Crawford posted this picture in efforts to show to her daughter, who is having sex with that Monkey looking SNL character who’s dad blew up in the World Trade Center because he realized it was better than going home to that freakish child he created….back on September 11th….how it is done.
That’s all I got….because in the 90s..I was more into Claudia Schiffer than Cindy Crawford…there was a device and I chose German Eugenics over all American mole face….at least it wasn’t a port wine face…but if Austin Powers can teach us anything…its that Moles are gross…and I am someone with moles…but not into mole empowerment…I know this shit is birth defect not beauty…
That’s not to say Cindy Crawford isn’t good, she’s just a shit parent who helped sexualize her daughter for her ego, cuz these are Hollywood rich people and this is what they do, always wanting more…that greed….
Like put this bitch into some Ocean Conservation program, or have her learn skills..instead you send her to NYC to fuck primate looking motherfuckers at the zoo…when not taking lame overpaid photoshoots that are only happening because they think she looks like Cindy Crawford…Kaia is hot – sure, but some puppet stage parenting is going on here….as Cindy holds her tit for ya’ll…
Posted in:Cindy Crawford
2019
08
Nov
Maya Otsoko is nude in this shoot. If you are one of her 19k followers on IG, you can roll through here and look at her bare titties, but I guess if you’re one of her 19k followers, you’ve already seen her tits, and likely on instagram…since Zuckerberg is the 3-5th largest pornographer in the world / on the internet – just no one calls him one…
I don’t know much on Maya Otsoko but she’s pretty interesting looking and that still matters to me…
TITties>..
Posted in:Maya Otsoko
2019
08
Nov
So Morena Baccarin has been in serious fucking nerd shit…like Stargate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and other nerd bullshit….and now she’s got her nips out in a bikini for that nerd audience…at least she’s aware of what people are looking at her for..
It is pretty funny that I am not an actual nerd, but rather just a fucking weirdo, because seeing as this is a blog, and no matter how fucking rock and roll I am….and no matter how many real life vagina I have put my dick in….or no matter how funny and awkward and uncomfortable I make people when I stare at them and steal their souls…I will still have nerds role through…this is the internet….and even though everyone uses the internet making us all nerds…hence the success of Game of Thrones…the idea of nerd still exists..and it’s likely masturbating to these tits…
Posted in:Morena Baccarin|SFW
2019
08
Nov
How about some Madison Beer dramatically taking off her eye make-up, like she’s had a rough night, like this is the struggles of vanity, like this what she puts herself through, to fit into the walls constructed by the patriarchy…or her stage parent who put her on youtube at 10 years old for perverts…then sold her to some record deal for perverts….and together they established that her tits are marketable and help them tell their lie of a story..and that lie is that she’s got talent.
The fact that she set this shot up, tits out, and had someone take it…all dramatic-like…for her social media feed is some fucking lameness.
The titty top is good and all, but the fact girl set this up is just really desperate. The fact that people are so eager to be seen that they take or have pics taken of themselves all for a social media account…is pretty fucking pathetic…but it makes them easy money and that’s better than writing blogs about these people being pathetic…
On the scale of pathetic…what I do here is way more pathetic…as talking about how pathetic someone is… is worse than being that pathetic person.
Sucks to be me…titty watcher.
Here she is in leggings with friends…attention seeking…
To See The Rest of the Pics of the Day CLICK HERE
Posted in:Madison Beer
2019
08
Nov
This makes me sick…because I am from the school of thought that women don’t “poo”, at least not sexual or hot women, it just makes eating their asshole less shitty…literally…
Obviously, I know that women shit, it’s a normal human function, but that doesn’t mean I don’t need to pretend they don’t…like when I look at fat girls nervously eating chocolate or baked goods, carb-loading for their marathon sitting sessions, all I think is how big their shits actually are…so it’s less about gender and more about denial….
What I don’t find cute is when my denial is faced with hard realities from some instagram slut who is using her natural body as a sales point on empowerment, and showing the world that she’s real and not just some sex doll being photoshopped into instagram influencer poses, and that she can talk about poo like a 5 year old…it’s nothing to be shamed for or be ashamed of…even though it is…especially when it smells or streaks the toilet…
I get that these girls lack creativity and are reactive to the fact that being open and honest, treating strangers like they are bffs on vacation with them and that alone is the flaw in instagram….
These people think being compelling and interesing is from being honest and transparent with her fans about bodily functions instead of just doing cool shit with the access she has. It’s like all they do is so fake, how about they continue that without throwing shit at us…
Here is her paparazzi pic she was pooping for – you know to get that flat stomach…disgusting….
I don’t know who Cara Santana is…but I know she’s not great…
To See Her On the Beach in a BIKINI CLICK HERE
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