2019
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Halsey is so shit, everything about her is shit, even her panty upskirts are shit, but not too shit for a lame fucking trendy internet DJ to make her into a star by letting her lay down vocal tracks on his shitty mainstream music….all cuz he felt her panty upskirts were worthy as he slid his dick up in her…otherwise there is no justification of her money making career…cuz she’s so fucking average…
2019
22
Nov
Kristin Cavallari the reject from THE HILLS who left LAGUNA BEACH thinking she was going to make it in Hollywood….not that I ever watched that shit, I just know the story…but she did end up fucking some pro athlete as these lame girls do cuz it means guaranteed good life so SUCK THAT CUM UP LIKE A STREET WHORE WITH A METH ADDICTION LOOKING FOR SOME NUTRIENTS AND 5 DOLLARS FOR MORE METH…with your uterus and make babies…who needs to be on TV anymore anyway, all it takes is nude or semi nudes on instagram after leveraging all the fans you can from your shitty fucking stint on REALITY tv….cuz the money is on instagram bro…monetize that content bro…
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2019
22
Nov
Jaime King is still alive, still not working in hollywood but she is naked in her kitchen sink with some fat chick who I assume is not a nutritional coach but more likely a way for her to seem like she likes fat chicks cuz they make her look skinny now that she’s not on Heroin, with boyfriends dying of Heroin overdoses, like she was in the 90s…you know when she was actually skinny…so throw a fat manager in there and SLIM OUT bro.
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2019
22
Nov
OVER RATED FAKE LESBIAN FOR ATTENTION CLIMBING THE SCENE CUZ SHE STARTED OUT RICH AND CONNECTED AND IT WAS EASY TO TRICK THE WORLD INTO THINKING SHE HAD SUBSTANCE, WAS AN IT GIRL, WHEN ALL SHE WAS WAS JUST THE DAUGHTER OF A BIG CHANEL SHOPPER WHO TRICKED THEM INTO LETTING HER MODEL FOR THEM CHECK….and yes I wrote that in caps.
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Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW
2019
22
Nov
Hailey Clauson is very important model you haven’t heard of.
She is right here on a chair looking like a sex doll but far less fun than a sex doll because women have the ability to speak, yell, annoy, whine…refuse sex….they have the egos to think they are important…so that when they do actually fuck they just lay there and they are only fucking dudes with a lot of money, even if they come from money or have their own money….the only time they play it up is when they are being fake, trying to recruit new clients, and the whole thing is pretty fucking annoying…
But when in photos like this…she can’t annoy you…cuz they are photos…which may sound old school, but give me pics of hot chicks over videos of hot chicks basically any day, cuz the second I see these people in action, they NEVER let me down or prove to me that I was wrong about them…
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Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW
2019
22
Nov
Padma Lakshmi is in a cum filled bath, cleansing her pussy, in some INDIAN tradition, cuz that pussy smells worse than the GANGES…all those rotting corpses…and raw sewage…I saw Slumdog Millionaire…I know the culture…but luckily, thanks to strategic insertion, is worth more than the Taz Mahal…because she fucks billionaires…and gets knocked up by one billionaires, pretended it was another billionaires, kills off other billionaires, so her kid can double dip in the inheritance…
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Posted in:Padma Lakshmi|SFW
2019
22
Nov
Christina Aguilera is rocking a champagne bottle like she was a club photographer back a few years ago, when everyone used to have fun in the club, and Champagne showers was something they were all keen on getting filmed doing…then the whole #metoo thing happened and every girl became a rape victim even if they weren’t raped they managed to dig through the archives of their mind to find something remotely similar to sexual assualt to fit in….and men became the enemy, singled out, targeted and hated….so men started turning themselves into women…taking the hormones, looking fabulous like they were Christina Aguilera…forced to jack off a champagne bottle cuz they no longer had a dick cuz it was cut the fuck off….in the transition.
The world is nuts. Cutting off the nuts…
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Posted in:Christina Aguilera|SFW
2019
22
Nov
Angela Sarafyan is one of the hookers from WESTWORLD, so we’ve likely seen her tits, maybe even her cunt, unless they wear MERKINS as they often do…the hairpiece for your cunt so that you don’t show off your cunt, cuz you’re an actress not a porn chick or some shit..
Well, she’s in a bath of milk, weird – but not as weird as when WHOOPI GOLDBERG did the same thing for Annie Lebovitz and got MASSIVE hype about it…cuz Whoopi Goldberg is a man and this ANGELA CHICK is worth a fuck even if she was a man..
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Posted in:Angela Sarafyan|SFW
2019
22
Nov
Olivia Culpo is some overrated instagram girl who fucks NFL people cuz when you have followers, people confuse you for mattering and when you have followers, brands throw money at you, and when you have followers, NFL players think you’re worth fucking more than the basic groupie they are used to fucking…and she’s got followers…
I don’t know why people follow her, or turn to her as some kind of authority or leader, but it’s got her in SI SWIM where she gets to really dial into the NFL / Athlete world…which is her favorite kind of sperm to try to get impregnated by…you know Rhode Island whores who play the guy’s girl, while being the girl’s fashion icon are easy to figure out…but the rest of the world just likes to buy into the lie cuz they need someone to be that lie…to market their shit no one needs…in a cycle of shit we call pop culture…
Garbage but the photogs shorts are pretty hype. He looks like poofter so he gets the pass, but BROS in colleges everywhere dress in shorts, bragging about their short inseam, they even sell short shorts at fucking WALMART cuz it’s so mainstream…what’s up with that?
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Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW
2019
22
Nov
Candice Swanepoel to remind you that the Victoria’s Secret fashion show is no more…which I thought was already a known thing…because the world doesn’t care about shitty INFOmercials…even for lingerie that isn’t lingerie but that mall brand shopping America thinks is lingerie…made in China underwear overpriced to afford international sex working promo models…
Anyway, I never watched that shit and always wondered why anyone would be hyped on it, marketing I guess…a Network Show of girls in underwear walking…I think there’s better ways to see girls half naked…I think it’s called instagram.
I don’t think the lack of interest is because Victoria’s Secret is an outdated brand, even though it is an outdated brand….I don’t think they need to throw tranny’s and fat girls in the mix to be relevant to the masses….maybe that appeals to 20 year old college kids…but forget about them..there are plenty of us who appreciate the use of hot chicks to sell things half naked..and that appreciation isn’t going to be increased or benefit from…a man on hormones being “fabulous”…but then again men are better than women at all things they do..so maybe it is just what we are missing…
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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW
