DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2019

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Is anyone dressed like “rape culture #metoo” getting ready to fully commit to your costume – tonight – while all the party aged people are out there getting Black Out Drunk?

So the only candy bucket you are sticking your hand into is that of a woman…and not actual candy…cuz candy produces far too much waste and we are trying to save the planet here….

This war on Halloween is real, from religious people think it celebrates Satan, to moms who said there was razor blades and LSD in laced in the candy, to costumes being offensive…so if “rape culture #metoo” is too much effort, you can go as a Halloween protestor, so instead of giving out candy open the door to lecture the kids on how Halloween is like their parent’s love…it doesn’t exist…

either way, you got options….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Woman Washing Hair in Fountain
CLICK HERE

Mystical Unicorn Weather Man…
CLICK HERE

Halloweem Decoration Scaring the Shit Out of Delivery Man
CLICK HERE

Funny Flight Attendant
CLICK HERE

Kylie Jenner Little Mermaid Costume So Gross…
CLICK HERE

Dolly Parton is Not Doing 9 to 5 part 2….
CLICK HERE

Celebs Got the Vape Disease..
CLICK HERE

Hailey Bieber Oversized Shirt
CLICK HERE

Selena Gomez in Fat Girl Lingerie…
CLICK HERE

Halloween Drag Punks….
CLICK HERE

POV Getty Fire
CLICK HERE

Madison Beer Dresses Sexy SLut
CLICK HERE

Pussy Slip in Bunny Costume
CLICK HERE

Braless Kendall Jenner…
CLICK HERE

Meth Memes….
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift Artist of Decade According to Irrelevant American Music Awards.
CLICK HERE

Black GOLD
CLICK HERE

extreme reaction to Fare Hopper…
CLICK HERE

Pete Wentz Sold a Cool Home…cuz His Wife Ashlee Simpson Went Black..
CLICK HERE

Fucked Tire
CLICK HERE

Obama VS Cancel Culture
CLICK HERE

Chokehold of the Day…
CLICK HERE

Some World Series Drama
CLICK HERE

I love Trump and Melania Putting Candy on the Minion Costume
CLICK HERE

Racist Rant at the Drug store
CLICK HERE

Grandpa Cook from Grandpa Cook Youtube Channel – Dead.
CLICK HERE

Factory Cakes
CLICK HERE

A new Offensive Clap…
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Priyanka Chopra Cleavage…
CLICK HERE

Alicia Vikand Legs
CLICK HERE

Aniston in a Black Dress in the Rain…
CLICK HERE

emilia clarke …
CLICK HERE

Nature Naughton Black Cleavage…
CLICK HERE

Chloe Grace Moretz Ugly Legs…
CLICK HERE

Charlie XCX Legs…
CLICK HERE

Skyler Samuel Legs…
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Amateur Couple Fucking in fitness gear…
CLICK HERE

Halloween Mask Ruined in the Worst Way
CLICK HERE

Jenna Valentine – Huge Tits..
CLICK HERE

Big tits Devil Costume…
CLICK HERE

2 Sluts –
CLICK HERE

Slutty Surfing
CLICK HERE

Sex Move You Didn’t Know existed…
CLICK HERE

Skeleton Fucks Girl for Halloween..
CLICK HERE

Big Booty Play Spin the Bottle…
CLICK HERE

Sluts in Stockings
CLICK HERE

Weird Cuckolding…
CLICK HERE

Big Titty Drop….
CLICK HERE

Pumpkin Spiced Slut
CLICK HERE

Would You Hit It
CLICK HERE

Candy Corn eating…
CLICK HERE

Julia Pussy Lip…
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Lots of Links….
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! |

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

31

Oct

Bet on the UFC of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t watch UFC because I am not a bro fuck who does HGH and watches ROGAN where I learn important trends about health and wellness so that I can annoy everyone around me with knowledge from the actual experts about things like celery juice, intermittent fasting, kettle bell workouts, fucking ONNIT with that Aubry Marcus rich kid bro, Keto Diet, micro-dosing and other bro shit…

I just find dude on dude half naked queer, which people have called me queer for thinking it’s a sexual thing, like only a queer would find that queer, where real men know it’s fucking skill…and it really isn’t so much the dudes fighting being queer, it’s the dude watching with excitement that is queer…

The only way to beat that queer over/under tone is to make the over/under about betting on the winner…make the fight about you, your bank account, your game…by Betting !

So I’ve partnered with THIS Site to help you….

Not only can you get a free $1000 with your first deposit…so SIGN UP NOW!!

What I know about this fight, other than that UFC is queer to watch, is from my UFC friend who says that Jorge Masvidal – Ghetto Jesus – or Street Jesus – did the fastest knockout in UFC history by running across the ring and KOed a motherfucker in the most epic…it went Viral,

Here’s a vid of the Knockout – Fear Factor Bitch..

Jorge Masvidal was a backyard fighter with Kimbo Slice, RIP, the porn bodyguard turned backyard fighting sensation on early internet…

Here’s a vid:

So then Nate Diaz, who is a big name and who fought Conor McGregor in some hyped fight, decided to call out the only Gangster in the game….Dana White saw dollars and created the Bad Motherfucker Belt…which they are fighting for…then Nate Diaz got caught with illegal/contraband chemicals in his urine….which caused issues/drama…but it got resolved when they said there were no chemicals in his urine…big drama….

Now, Donald Trump is Showing Up…The Rock is Putting the Bad Motherfuck Belt on the winner…and you assholes gotta bet NOW…fight is on Saturday… Bet NOW!!

How about some Ariany Celeste…the old hang den mother of the UFC girls…who I assume still does UFC shit…despite being in her 40s..and totally mismanaged by her manager…when you’re the pussy on the biggest sport in the world…you should have a far better career than she’s got….

Remember to Bet NOW!!

Posted in:Features

2019

31

Oct

Slutty Halloween of the Day

No Comments »

It’s Halloween…the slutty costumes are what you are into today. It is the whole point of Halloween and the basis of the Charlie Brown Halloween cartoon we all watched as kids. They just don’t go into too much detail…but we know.

So whether you are a woman trying to live out the slut life you’ve had in the back of your mind everytime you masturbate, and you’ve been doing YOGA, Pilates and Keto Diet for all these years…and you’re tired of only letting the tinder dates you fuck miserably and get disppointed by…you want to broaden that reach…or if you’re just a straight slut…the slutty version of any costume, with our without butthole, is better than the conventional one…and we’re all here to take advantage of this glorious day, like we have all these years, as the costumes got skimpier and skimpier because girls got sluttier and more into showing off their bodies…

It’s a good time, and we should not divert from watching the girls we know who are only half naked a few times a year…on vacation and on Halloween…and the girls we don’t know who we can tell are in this slut-fit for Halloween and the girls who are half naked everyday, but this time with a theme and purpose…all fucking wins..

So we can talk celeb but celebs aren’t that hot…while slutty costumes are….take them in while I go into diabetic shock eating all this candy…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Halloween|SFW

2019

31

Oct

Sophie Mudd Big Tits and Thats All of the Day

No Comments »

Sophie Mudd still using her tits to get ahead in life, when you have tits like that, I guess you’re typecast and don’t really need to bother doing anything else.

I mean you could be a self starter who says “I will not let my tits define me” and try to get an education, some work experience, maybe become a doctor, a big titty doctor that no one realizes is big titty until the top comes off after trying to win her over with your charm…only to be rewarded with a gift that is her tits…tits no one else knows she even had…

But why bother, showing the tits in any way you can gets you instagram followers, lots of them, and that allows you to not ever actually work, a better deal.

If you have the option – always choose the slut life.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2019

31

Oct

Jennifer Aniston Tits Out of the Day

No Comments »

Jennifer Aniston is on a new show that I guess she’s really trying to make a hit and that will likely be a hit because America fucking love her and her costar Reese Witherspoon…so with being on a new show, and trying to promote a new show, she’s doing media, making out with Dyke-DeGeneres on Daytime TV, launching INSTAGRAM accounts, that basically broke Instagram because 8 million people tried to follow her at the same time….and you gotta ask yourself why….fucking bother….

I get it, she has no kids and has nothing else to do. When real women are celebrating their kids accomplishments, she’s only got herself to celebrate. Pretty depressing. Right.

At a certain point you gotta wonder what went wrong in her life that at this age she still craves the public support and attention. It’s likely the same reason no one ever knocked her up, or stayed with her, she’s annoying…narcisstic…self involved…a cunt…and now OLD..fucking old…retire..

She has so much money and fame, she still gets paid from Friends so there’s a revenue stream and she’s got no kids or family to leave the money to, so it’s almost just for her ego or a way to justify her life choices…”If the world loves me, it will offset never having a kid to love me”…but it won’t…if anything it just makes her look desperate and pathetic…but here’s to another hit…and at least she’s got tits to go with that Halloween mask looking granny who will never be a grann face….tits that are really the only reason she stood out on Friends or that she’s still here…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2019

31

Oct

Rachel Cook Nudity of the Day

No Comments »

[images removes as per request of patreon model]

Rachel Cook is not Rachel Leigh Cook, but she sure is trying to take her name and rank fucking hard on search engines and social media knowing that half of her traffic will be spillover traffic from people looking for the famous Rachel Cook…it is a good strategy for a bottom feeder. It is the same reason all the shit celeb titty blogs get all the traffic despite not even being written in actual english, just keyword dense enough to trick google to get all the clicks…

The truth is that you don’t need to be good at what you do, you don’t even need to be hot, you just need to be half naked.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Rachel Cook|SFW

2019

31

Oct

Topless Blackface of the Day

No Comments »

Halle Berry is slutty on the internet….

People like to give influencers shit for being shameless whores on instagram because that kind of content gets them more likes and followers. Basic logic that makes sense and works. If you don’t believe me, look at any nameless chick on IG with over 100k followers and scope her strategy. 99 percent of the time..she’ll be a whore.

I don’t give influencers shit for being shameless whores on their feed, but I do point out that they are being shameless whores on their feed, and my objective is to just highlight the tactics they use. Not shame them because I live in a world that relies on sluts to remain sane / entertained / masturbated.

I also don’t give influencers shit, because I know any and all famous chicks had the same tactics to get where they got, it was just for an exclusive group and not really advertised to the masses unless it was in a big budget movie…in which case they had an excuse for their behavior…

So Halle Berry, like influencers, had the same chick with great tit struggle and now that she’s forced to show us her personality to keep an audience engaged…not that this bullshit is that slutty, you can barely see what is going on, but she’s famous and rich and doesn’t need to be doing any of this, so that alone makes it proportionally more slutty and that’s great.

We (I) call this Blackface for Halloween, because I’ve been calling her a white girl in black face her whole career, seeing as she was raised white, never met her dad who fucked her per abortion hating black cock loving mom, which made her black enough for Hollywood execs to not cross the street to avoid…her tits helped…but like hollywood “fat”, Hollywood “black” is it’s own special racist thing, and this is the figurehead..

Here she is doing a deep pussy stretch against the wall..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2019

31

Oct

Evan Rachel Wood Bra of the Day

No Comments »

Evan Rachel Wood called out Paris Hilton because she left a “that’s hot” comment on the Stranger Thing childstar’s instagram, which is probably far less offensive than the things you’ve said about Millie Bobby Brown…

For some reason “that’s hot” offended the Westworld / Marilyn Manson fucking / I’m a bisexual and annoying…Evan Rachel Wood…despite the fact that “that’s hot” is Paris’ catch phrase, like “give me that black cock daddy” is Kim K’s catch phrase, and despite the fact that grown men and the media sexualize that child constant…

Not this site, we only fuck with 18+, but that do mean you’re not a pervert / predator and today is the most important day of the year to NOT put that pumpkin out there to hand out candy, even if your intentions are good.

I have a theory that anything a man does is perverted, even when it’s not…because men are almost always thinking of sex or sexual things by default and if you’re not it is because you are weird and not man enough to genetically want to spread your seed at your DNA core..

So handing out candy to kids, even when innocent, is putting you on the frontlines of danger, and all it takes is a random complaint to the police from an ex, a neighbor who hates you, your mom….to catch you on a vulnerable day and you can’t escape it….guilty by association….so that and Paris Hilton’s vapid retard catch phrases are your biggest threats….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood|SFW

2019

31

Oct

Caylee Cowan Got Them Tits On of the Day

No Comments »

Caylee Cowan is the break out tits from HBOs perv High School sex charged teen show, and now her break out tits are breaking out of her professional looking, probably designed to have a shirt underneath, but young tits don’t believe in that concept of shirts, and have instead reinvented the Hilary Clinton pantsuit..with their own spin…

Some agent is pushing Caylee Cowan hard, because prior to being the big tits on euphoria, that HBO teen perv show, she had guest starring roles on a few huge critical success shows, so it’s safe to say this is as calculated as when I looked at my fat wife, found out she was on disability, and realized I could manipulate her loneliness into free rent and a fridge full of bad but tasty foods…but I support the Caylee Cowan for delivering us new young big tits.

*****UPDATe******

I thought Caylee Cowan was Sydney Sweeney….Sydney Sweeney is far hotter and going to be a big big star…. Caylee Cowan is tras….oops

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Caylee Cowan|SFW

2019

31

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Alessandra Ambrosio is dressed up as her younger self this Halloween, you know, because being a 40 year old bikini and lingerie promo model for an evil made in China mall Brand is one of the scariest concepts out there to perverts who like their bikini and lingerie promo models to be young…but I guess on Halloween anything goes…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW