Monkey Looking Sarah Hyland in a Bikini to with her tits being squeezed out from every angle, which is weird, since she’s barely got tits, but which is great because it distracts from her face…
I don’t discriminate against small tits, cuz they almost always come with hotter body, so I don’t do the whole “flat as a board” shit and I don’t think I ever did. From a young age, I remember liking all tits, perky and small included….so long as they had female nips, I was sold.
So I’m not here to hate on her tits, they actually look good, swollen, maybe on her period or tiny implants, she is a celeb afterall.
I am here to laugh at her face…her neck looks likes she’s sucking in some weird way, her profile looks neanderthal, I don’t know if it’s all part of the genetic disorder that got her two kidneys, but she’s always had a weird look, so we can assume it is.
But we shouldn’t let that stop her from loving the attention she gets on social, when bikini tops this small get worn, actual nudes are just around the corner. I am pretty sure she’s had at least one nude leak so the nudes are literally a google away….but I like nudes to be freshly shot…none of that recycled old content, so maybe this will inspire her to bring it….better than she’s just brought it.
Either way, I’ve spent too much time thinking Sarah Hyland nude strategy….I’ll move onto better things now…which isn’t saying much…since this is hardly that good and most things would be considered better things than this.
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