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2024

04

Jun

Helen Flanagan Big Titty Swimsuit Show of the Day

As a 20 year old titty blog, I figure posting tits that have been exploited by the titty owner for the last 20 years makes sense. It’s like watching familiar tits rot, making you feel like a serial killer with a love for his kills he keeps in the basement, still fucking them when they are nothing more than bones and hair…

Anyway…Flanagan was an actress on a big show, set for life in a safe job, but decided the tits needed to be unleashed and that being a titty model was more important than acting, which it is, since acting is pretty fucking gay…

She married an athlete, had some kids, has probably attempted to go back to acting, only to realize she’s still got the tits, more used up, older, having been milk filled at least once, appealing to some of her audience and I figure if I don’t write about it, who will, she’s old timer and the younger generation just doesn’t care, so we can be irrelevant and outdated together, but she can do it better with her tits…

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2024

04

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s in Red of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is the Victoria’s Secret legend who was probably given her own kind of golden parachute in the form of a push up bra and a bikini brand of her own that they’d manage all the logistics of because why would a hot South African model know anything about merchandising or brand building when historically her career was based on being hot and having her picture taken.

Well, despite being fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too hot in an era where they want everyone to be dumpy trolls with retardations and ailments that scream inclusivity, like we live in some kind of parody movie that makes zero fucking sense….but that everyone ran with until realizing that “hey this shit doesn’t make sense”….because the collective was headed in one direction that made no sense but they went with it to not stand out as outliers, it’s easier to fit in, GET ANOTHER SHOT FAUCI and the outliers slowly penetrated their minds with logic and reason..

So HOT chicks are back, unfortunatley Candice is older and had her tits removed but still a hot chick…

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2024

04

Jun

Em Rat Cow in the Tanning Bed of the Day

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I don’t know if Rat Cow is in a tanning bed…

It seems a little theatrical and over the top for it to be a typical stripper air fryer, but tanning beds target some of the cheesiest people out there, so it would make sense for them to have the LED FLASH flare….

I like to think it’s a time traveling machine to send her back to revolutionize the Victorian Era with her tits…..but it could also be some medi-spa equipment to keep these jacked up bitches youthful….like a titty incubator to keep the tits big, an ass smoothing shaper, maybe it’s a preservation tank that re-activates the gallons of filler this fake health and wellnesss influencer has pumping through her veins….

I don’t deal well with technology and space shit, since space isn’t real, so I’ll just assume it’s a more basic appliance like a tanning bed that’s been made flashy by some cheesy dude with a super car who likes LEDs and Tattoos….

I do know that the EMFs and radiation off the device could do her some good, but she’s probably like these other backwards thinking cunts who try to social justice and virtue signal their way through life….so they’ll turn on the sun for it’s damaging properties, but at the same time lather themselves up in chemicals and bake in a pressure cooker….you know the paper straw ambassadors for the turtles drinking out of their plastic cups….or the Tesla driving homos who don’t like their cars to make noise so they try to save the planet by charging batteries that can’t be disposed of properly with diesel created energy…

OR WORSE…like a slut who uses her tits to get paid, attention, rich, and everything she wants only to yell at the patriarchy about it for some annoying angle to lure brands into giving her more money when the THONG wearer knows what she’s up to.

THEY ARE ALL FRAUDS..

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2024

04

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Close Up Bikini Body of the Day

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I was going to say that Kim Kardashian cropped this bikini picture so tight that you wouldn’t be able to realize that it’s either AI or some body double she is using to pretend it is her….but the bikini body’s just not that good, so it’s definitely her….it may not be real in terms of photoshop, filters, fillers, fat sucking machines and everything else her high budget can pay for, but it’s her and it’s not very hot.

We’ll assume that the old lady body cropped out her old lady face because even with the jacking it up to look better it looks like shit…

But the influencer can sell the products to the retards who have been inspired by her and there are unfortunately so many muppet bitches clearly inspired by the Kardashian look, scary.

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2024

04

Jun

Britney Spears Recycles Titty Grabbing Bikini Video of the Day

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Britney Spears is like the summer months of TV programming in the 90s, when you’d get no new episodes, just recycled bullshit to carry you through the season before being given the new….only Britney is probably dead or locked up in some institution where they have her attached to a feeding tube while they just suck her dry for every penny they can….some modern day slavery…I think they call it indentured servitude….IN DEBT for life…

Anyway, she’s posted this bikini picture before, I know because I remember her big tits being pushed together and trying to figure out if those are fat tits being pushed up or if she’s got implants….

I find recycled content, even slutty content on social media offensive, I want new nudes or semi nudes, even if they are old nudes since Britney is dead or locked up somewhere….get the AI engine working harder, that BODY DOUBLE bent the fuck over, even bring the BRITNEY corpse out for some updated content, DIG HER UP if you have to….

The same picture, same video, same backdrop….all outdated and boring is getting old and it’s not very convincing that Britney is FREE….or that she’s unhinged and manic…because if she was free, manic, rich and unhinged…this feed would be hell of a lot more fun…

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2024

04

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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As it turns out….I really like tight pants, primarily tight shorts, because even today I saw some girl in tight pants walking her dog in a tightest an skimpiest pair of booty shorts, like some kind of gym goer and despite having a mangled face, a gut hanging over the tight pants, I still stared at her ass….

The tight pants…suck you right in….like the pussy sucks them right in….

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2024

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was just given hope in society because two slutty teen girls, one in mini skirt and the other is shorts with her ass hanging out of them, both looking like they were trying to get pregnant or at least like they were defying their parents being bad girls thanks to the influences of social media….

But that’s not why I was given hope in society, I was given hope in society because a homeless crackhead woman with no teeth walked out of the liquor store and handed them a bottle of vodka that they quickly put into their bag for a Friday night of party and trying to get pregnant….

I was happy to see such enterprising youth still down to get fucked up in this woke and boring society….

I debated scaring them and telling them I called the police but was too happy they pulled off that hustle of paying a crackhead to do their dirty work and that the crackhead actually delivered on the task….

I also realized that if I told them I called the cops, they’d probably actually call the cops and say I molested them, or human trafficked them, because they are smart enough to recruit homeless people to buy them booze, so definitely smart enough to use sex offence as a way to manipulate men…..

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Taylor Hill in her Bikini!
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2024

03

Jun

Millie Bobby Brown is a Wife on her Knees of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown is the Stranger Things child actress that perverts eagerly waited until she turned 18, because they are decent perverts who don’t sexualize girls on the shows they masturbate to, until they are of legal fuck age.

I didn’t watch that show, so she’s always been legal fuck age to me, and is also some over followed media whore who’s been made into a wife, because she married Bon Jovi’s kid this past week or two.

To celebrate she went to the fair in her tight shorts that read “Wifey” and a hat that reads “Wife of the Party” almost like she’s milking this whole marriage in a way that people jerking off to her when she is on her knees will know she’s spoken for…she is MILLIE BOBBY BROWN BON JOVI….

This may not be TRAD WIFE movement, but it’s tight shorts and that’s gotta count for something.

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2024

03

Jun

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples Out in a Dress of the Day

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I realize that it’s a trend for girls to not wear bras….it’s not really all that new of a thing, I’m pretty sure girls in the 90s weren’t wearing bras….then the whole American Apparel thing happened where girls continued to not wear bras….then there’s the whole high fashion thing where I used to watch fashion shows on fashion tv shows for the tits because I like tits…

So walking around tits out isn’t anything new, whether you’re a lazy slophole at the pharmacy buying some 2 for 1 chocolate bars and plan b….or some trendy hipster at the vintage store for homeless dudes like me to sexualize….or some high fashion highly influential on instagram bitch being fashionable in her designer wares….the overall outcome is the same and that’s that I can sexualize them all based on their tits the way nature intended…

I don’t think Kendall Jenner, the hotest and possibly Trans Jenner, or maybe just the vagina they moulded like a fleshlight to help shape Bruce’s dick into something more authentic…is breaking any internet with her tits out, but better with her tits out than without her tits out…

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2024

03

Jun

Mandy Rose Butthole of the Day

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Mandy Rose is a NXT Women’s Champion in the WWE, or was before she realized that selling nudes was a far more lucrative hustle, so like whores before her, she chased the money from selling her nudes to being a big contender in the WWE….

The reality is that the WWE own their bitches, or their trademarks on their name and the bitches get a shitty salary to keep them happy because it’s better than working at the Orlando hotel bar.

So once amassing the huge fanbase….selling the fans nudes is the smart strategy from a business management perspective…even if it gets you fired for breaching the decency clause in the contract, even though all the WWE chicks look like strippers who can’t be decent….

Anyway, her nudes have evolved to butthole and staring a butthole, the window to the soul is what people get excited about, especially in pride month, you fags.

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