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2024

22

May

Sofia Vergara’s Big Tit in Red Selfie of the Day

I think Sofia Vergara, who must be in her mid to late 50s at this point in time, should start producing her selfies with her tits out rather than her tits covered, because the tits still have some life to them and keeping them entrapped is wrong.

When her tits aren’t fully out, all I’m seeing is her old lady neck, one of the body parts hard to game from the aging process, while if there was an exposed tit, I wouldn’t even see neck….

Sure, she doesn’t need the money or attention, but when she’s taking selfies, obviously she wants it…so DO better Sofia…her American dream coming true has made her soft.

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2024

22

May

Teensy Bella and her Booty!

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We may not know much about TEENSY BELLA . We don’t know her backstory, her location, where she went to college, how many boyfriends she’s had, how many hearts she’s broken or who has broken her heart. We don’t know if she’s got a hot mom, or if she cares for a retarded brother and that’s probably a good thing. This oversharing internet world where I know when some fat chick who makes curated content has an IBS episode, a skin rash, a herpes outbreak or some other shit they whine about that in a simpler time was kept to themselves.

That being said, Teensy brings a simplicity to her content, just some selfies on a phone badly lit. She didn’t watch a tutorial video, or run the pics through filters or “presets” her favorite “Van Lifer” was promoting on social media, she’s just basic.

Then there’s her overall look, not jacked up in an era of Muppet faces, almost unheard of, which is probably why that girl next door, the girl who doesn’t really standout too much, is more appealing that the girl who thinks she’s hot who with all her jacked-up tactics, is actually a fucking monster.

So Teensy may not be the supermodel, or the super influencer, but that’s part of her appeal in her nude selling game – FOLLOW HER – SUBSCRIBE TO HER – SUPPORT HER .

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2024

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Things I’ve learned today….

1- If you’re a fat chick who has big tits, definitely put on the low cut corset because although disgusting, it makes you far more interesting to watch as you jiggle your way through life….

2- If you’re a 30 year old couple who have found each other and together feel like you can take on the world together, don’t do it wearing a COVID mask, it makes you look like a fucking psychopath and most importantly it makes everyone around you wish COVID was as deadly as you think it was so that you die the fuck off and stop pollution our days with your insanity….

3- If you’re a 30 year old couple of nerds who found each other and bred and together feel like it’s you against the world, protecting your family from all pathogens so hard that you mask your grey skinned face up and more importantly you mask your little fucking baby’s face up….I can only hope your creepy ass goes to jain for child abuse…

I guess I didn’t really learn those things, but they did make me mad…except for the tit thing….

In conclusion….life’s not easy but at least it’s filled with unfulfilled erections…..

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2024

21

May

Lily Rose Depp’s Hot Photoshoot of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp hasn’t really done much since she released that weird porno with The Weeknd for HBO all those months ago. A pretty disturbing show, not because of how creepy the characters were but more because of how bad it was written, acted and the fact it even happened was fucking weird.

What wasn’t creepy about it was how hot naked and horny Lily Rose Depp was in the series, because she’s a hot celebrity daughter being a naughty girl to make a name for herself, when she doesn’t actually have to.

I don’t think her dad is THAT broke, or so broke that the daughter has to do some whoring to pay the bills, but she’s still doing that whoring….because she wants to.

She also wants to be a lesbian, since it’s a choice, so you can imagine her pussy being virginal in her hipster shoot, but I’m pretty sure it’s seen cock….just not our cock and we’re definitely worse off for it.

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2024

21

May

Alexis Ren has her Nipples Out of the Day

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Alexis Ren is one of the earlier generation influencers dude jerked off and all she had to do was go to epic locations in skimpy bikinis and simulate sex with her boyfriend at the time….

I actually think a lot more women were jerking off to her or the idea of her than dudes were, it was before she had tits and no one really cared about her hot ass….but women, they just bought into the whole dream lifestyle and become fashion and travel influencers of their own, hoping for the same erotic life of not working….

Anyway, she’s now competing with everyone doing the same thing as her, all the more relevants in bikinis, so the natural thing in that situation is NIPPLE, visible NIPPLE, let people know the fake tits kept the real NIPS….and it’s all so fun.

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2024

21

May

Daisy Ridley Dressed like a School Boy of the Day

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Daisy Ridley or Daisy Ride-Your-Face is for the real fucking loser nerds to begin with, since she’s some Star Wars character and anyone into Star Wars is a real fucking loser nerd, no matter how validated they are on the internet by other nerds, or how good they feel about themselves for being nerds because dot com billionaires are nerds and those dudes get all the pussy.

Now she’s dressed in what I see as some boy scout air cadet outfit, sure it’s a dress, but these are modern times where boys wear dresses, I saw two dudes in dresses today alone….

Rocking the knee socks like a British school boy in the 1940s, or maybe the mail man, who fucking knows, it’s not the kind of thing you’d think is jerk-off-able, but I believe in your level of pathetic loser…

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2024

21

May

Booty of the Day

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2024

21

May

Kendall Jenner is Airing Out the Pussy of the Day

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There comes a time in every whore’s life when her vagina gets overheated, either from use, weather, or infection….and she’s forced to do her best to cool down that hot, itchy irritation…..in hopes of eliminating any mouldy smells and drying the whole thing out in the most comfortable of ways…so setting up spread legged in front of a fan seems like the best option…

Normally, they don’t post it on social media, but this is KARDASHIAN stock and they overshare fucking everything! It’s part of the relatability that locks them in as influencers to the people despite not being totally unrelatable….

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2024

21

May

Madison Beer is Hot of the Day

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I don’t think this MADISON BEER is THAT Madison Beer, but I’m willing to run with the clickbait as hard as she is, because why the fuck not.

Her goal is to fulfill your fantasies through her content, and that’s very kind of her and she does it on ONLYFANS

The other Madison Beer’s goal is to MOOCH HARD on her celebrity life that she’s created by appealing to dudes with her tits on Youtube until she had enough views to get a record deal and was packaged as a legitimate popstar that she dragged out for decades before actually fulfilling…

Point of the story, I like the Madison Beer who goes straight for the nudes, rather than dragging it out with legitmate mainstream success…

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2024

21

May

Toni Garrn Has Nipples of the Day

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You make think that your asshole is important. you know, because it lets you expel all the shit out of you and without it you’d probably die, or have a stoma bag….both of which kinda suck…

But there are more important assholes than you…..and those important assholes are currently at the Cannes Film festival showing off their tits, or staring at tits, all in the luxurious setting of the French Riviera. So fancy.

Toni Garrn, a German with potential Nazi roots because she’s German….ask her what her grandfather and great grandfather were up to back in 1938….was one of the important assholes at an event at Cannes.

She showed off her tits in one outfit, her panties in another outfit, it’s like she’s trying to go back to the glory days of being in Victoria’s Secret, back when Leo DiCaprio used her as a beard cuz he’s a poofter.

Here are those looks:

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