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2024

31

May

Khloe Kardashian Cosplays as a Hot Chick of the Day

It’s always the ugly chicks who really overcompensate in their mission to be seen as hot, while the hot chicks are busy being hot and not bothering trying so hard to be hot, because they are naturally hot…

Khloe Kardashian, who we have seen from her early monster mash days, unnaturally turn into some hybrid human through cosmetic procedures that all the instagram trolls are doing to be hot….

So in her quest to trick us into thinking she’s hot in her 40s, when no one is hot in their 40s, no matter how much AI filters they use, she’s done this photoshoot….

So Khloe Kardashian, the monster Kardashian who recently lost her biological father OJ Simpson, is posing dirty…and it’s weird because it gives you boners when you know it shouldn’t!

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2024

31

May

Em Rat Cow Gets Slutty for the Kardashians of the Day

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Em Rat Cow was cast in a campaign for one of the Kardashian’s clothing brands where she got to showcase her ass, despite typically being a titty model, because Em Rat Cow is a diverse smut peddler who has managed to polarize her smut into some sort of feminist agenda, empowered woman, cash grabbing because of the tits…whatever works.

She is getting on in years and doing the same strategy she did a decade ago, which makes you assume that she’ll be doing this well into her 40s and with each day that goes by the sadder it looks, like running into a now 70 year old Dolly Parton impersonator at a bar who has been doing it for 5 decades….but it still pays the bills, makes her rich, validates her while giving us some smut, so keep up the good work….

As it turns out, the ass is better to look at than the face.

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2024

31

May

Drea De Matteo’s Shitty Porn of the Day

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Drea De Matteo has comeback to the lives of Sopranos fans everywhere all thanks to getting attention for running an OnlyFans….

So the invisible actress who has barely worked since the Sopranos, at least not as an actor, because she was working her pussy for Waylon Jennings’ son…

Suddenly she exists in the world of entertainment, even getting some work around 20 year anniversary projects for the Sopranos all thanks to releasing shitty porn that she sells to her fans, because she’s got fans willing to pay for her shitty porn.

I am not a Drea De Matteo hater and I don’t hate on celebrities doing weird cash grabs through slutty content….

However, she should probably hire a creative director, or maybe take a few courses from younger self produced porn vendors, because this shit looks pretty bootleg, outdated and sad….

I don’t see a future of dick sucking on porn sets ahead of her yet, she’s barely even showing her pussy fatness in her panties….and it is kinda sad.

Life is short, make it count.

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2024

30

May

Booty of the Day

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2024

30

May

Stella Hudgens on All Fours of the Day

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If your sister was a super famous Disney Kid, you’d probably be selling your nudes too, assuming you ever left your where you had the monitor set up for the spy cam you placed in your sister’s room, because you’re just that kind of guy.

Here’s Stella Hudgens making big money, doing big things, making a name for herself that relies on the name of her sister, while showcasing her big asshole behind her thong …on a Thursday.

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2024

30

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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It’s thursday, the day to celebrate the visible asshole not covered by the thong underwear because girls want to avoid tanlines so hard, they wear underwear that defeats the purpose of protecting the pants from the asshole…but still protects the pants from the pussy drippings, so maybe the girls in thongs have clean assholes and dirty pussies…or maybe they don’t need underwear at all, but they are decent and modest which is why they have their assholes on the internet.

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2024

30

May

Blake Brings the Good Times of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Blooming Blake but she is a budding entrepreneur, out there doing her best at hustling her OnlyFans ….which is the summer job all college girls need to chase this summer because working at the mall is depressing….be your own boss…the uber by with tits….

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2024

30

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Accessible Fuck Position of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is one of the more traditional models, which makes her old, but it also makes her tall, even as she shrinks in her senior years.

She is showcasing her accessible fuck position, in which she uses her long model legs to prop herself up in a way that would be similar to fucking an amputee.

You see, one leg is up and out of the way, where her giant foot can be placed in your mouth, while you proceed to stick your 1 incher inside her womb…because there’s nothing in the way of the womb…

This is the wheel chair accessible shower version of a pussy….

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2024

30

May

Sydney Sweeney in Hammocks with Dogs of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney posted a series of pictures that seem to be sponsored by a shoe company, which would make sense, because everyone is a social media influencer these days, even the most influential actress of our times, like Sydney Sweeney, who doesn’t really need to act, but rather just show up with them tits on.

In her social media content, she is in a bikini from a weird angle, showing how her titty pancake when in the laid down position, her purse hiding her fanny pack, which is code for vagina because british people call vaginas fannies, and I like to think of vaginas as nature’s wallet….the original compartment to store your money, keys and gum in.

Since she’s so important, half naked, showing toe cleavage for the perverts, getting a tan, hanging with her dog, and I like dogs…dogs are basically everything important in the world…as is lounging in nice places…this influencer content is a win.

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2024

30

May

Millie Bobby Brown Behind the Scenes Tits of the Day

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Since I didn’t watch Stranger Things, while the rest of the world watched Stranger Things, and thought that Stranger Things was the most important addition to TV history….

I have no problem staring at Millie Bobby Brown’s big tits in a tight shirt behind the scenes at one of her photoshoots for her direct to consumer brand she runs on social media because she’s got a lot of fans and it’s an easy cash grab.

I am sure the people who watched Stranger Things don’t mind staring at her big tits behind the scenes of a photoshoot either, but they are a little creepier when they do it because they watched her and loved her on TV when she was 12….

I know she’s involved in some Drake messaging her as a kid story, like he used to call her on his cell phone or some shit, but maybe he was just laying the groundwork for these tits….some call it creepy, others call it planning.

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